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Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Jose posted:

they killed one princess in living memory heaven forbid we speculate they've done it again

also lol at all the news articles calling her catherine now instead of kate

They gave Kate polonium poisoning so William could remarry with dignity.

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Shogi
Nov 23, 2004

distant Pohjola
inpatient mental health services are an awkward balancing act between restriction and safety which are guaranteed to piss everyone off. being dragged off to an acute ward full of people having the worst month of their lives and told oh btw you can’t smoke here, and you can’t go to the vendies unless your consultant signs a form, is a little freaky when you’re, eg, acutely suicidal, but it may be necessary to stop you acting on that impulse. and the best thing is it’s rly hard to tell if it’s necessary or will make you worse

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

They gave Kate polonium poisoning so William could remarry with dignity.

William irradiated himself to kill his dad Kate is just collateral damage

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
william has never done a single thing in his life with dignity.

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

They gave Charles’ blood to Kate in hopes that her body, anointed by god almighty, might renew the kings vital essence, but instead of producing distilled Kingblood, she just contracted his cancer

glad I’m not the only one connecting the dots here

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

is it normal for a blood transfusion to be done from a King to his daughter in law

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

there hasn’t been a king in a very long time

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

i am harry posted:

glad I’m not the only one connecting the dots here

wheels within wheels.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

i am harry posted:

there hasn’t been a king in a very long time

There has only been one other king since the discovery of blood types

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

gonadic io posted:

sure if you like the threat of getting sectioned for your own safety at any moment, which has literally happened to more than one person I know

You probably don't like it but it's good for your safety

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Shogi posted:

inpatient mental health services are an awkward balancing act between restriction and safety which are guaranteed to piss everyone off. being dragged off to an acute ward full of people having the worst month of their lives and told oh btw you can’t smoke here, and you can’t go to the vendies unless your consultant signs a form, is a little freaky when you’re, eg, acutely suicidal, but it may be necessary to stop you acting on that impulse. and the best thing is it’s rly hard to tell if it’s necessary or will make you worse

When I was in a psych ward at the age of 16 they still allowed smoking. There was a smoking room on the ward - it may as well have been the living room. You could fingerpaint with the nicotene on the walls.

Met an old institutionalised guy there too. He skipped school when he was a kid. They threw him in the asylum - it was just what they did back then. The man must have been in his 80's. Lived and died in a mental hospital through no fault of his own. Probably would have died on the streets if he had lived into the current tory era.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
I was in a camhs unit for a bit when I was 16 and it was like the worst holiday you've ever had

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Valko posted:

When I was in a psych ward at the age of 16 they still allowed smoking. There was a smoking room on the ward - it may as well have been the living room. You could fingerpaint with the nicotene on the walls.

Met an old institutionalised guy there too. He skipped school when he was a kid. They threw him in the asylum - it was just what they did back then. The man must have been in his 80's. Lived and died in a mental hospital through no fault of his own. Probably would have died on the streets if he had lived into the current tory era.

There were several mental hospitals around Epsom full of elderly women who had been put away for getting pregnant out of wedlock. Again, spent their whole lives in a mental institution for no reason.

ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

i dont think ive met anyone with a single positive to say about cahms, I did enjoy them delaying my bipolar diagnosis by years by saying I was just "seeking attention"

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

Tarnop posted:

If the royal family didn't want people to speculate about them killing the princess of Wales then maybe they shouldn't have killed the princess of Wales

:drat:

Shogi
Nov 23, 2004

distant Pohjola
CAMHS is the underfunded specialty of the underfunded sector of the underfunded health service, comes with even more complexities than adult or older people’s, and is accordingly reliably abysmal. spose there are saints out there but I wouldn’t work in CAMHS for double the money

e: re old Victorian asylums for fallen women etc. some of those buildings are still in service albeit now specialising in churning through admissions for brain problems that take months to settle in 2 weeks while keeping smackhead paedophiles for two years cos they sabotage all their placements and the trust is scared of the bad press of discharging them homeless. one such charming old building had to be demolished because a chunk of masonry came off and landed six foot from a CQC inspector, which is one way to get around ‘NHS timeframe’

Shogi has issued a correction as of 08:48 on Mar 23, 2024

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Lol at the guardian letting them be quoted anonymously

https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1771459070442013026?t=OEztB0QnhYhvzlvFLRCsPw&s=19

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
.... abortion is illegal in England? explains a lot!

dadrips
Jan 8, 2010

everything you do is a balloon
College Slice
Love how these gormless regressive fucks have deluded themselves into believing their half baked opinions are worth more than those of informed professional gynecologists and midwifes. Nah abortions make baby jesus cry therefore we're keeping them illegal

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
belief in god is way more widespread amonst MPs than the general population

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

crepeface posted:

.... abortion is illegal in England? explains a lot!

Its not... I guess they mean for after 24 weeks?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
you can still get life in prison and a few women got sent to prison as a result of getting abortions just after 24 weeks during covid

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Oct 9, 2001

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Nonsense posted:

is it normal for a blood transfusion to be done from a King to his daughter in law

the royal doctors probably mixed up the vats of leeches they use for blood letting and accidentally cross contaminated Kate's humours

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Nothing the proper potions won’t clear up.

Tiger Millionaire
Jan 25, 2014

He'll eat your kids and fire your parents!
Before my wife got her qualifications and was 'only' a low level CBT practitioner, her catchment area in the part of Newcastle she worked in meant most of her patients were employees at the local Amazon fulfilment centre it was horrible for her own mental health because you can only say "have you tried thinking about it different" to people in awful material conditions that they can't escape so many times before becoming disillusioned with the system.

She got her qualifications and moved to a different NHS trust for a promotion which then has recently sold to a private company and is rapidly also becoming extremely poo poo for both therapists and patients.

Anyway this country sucks is what I'm trying to say.

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

imo labour dont want to do this because it means there is no risk of a future wes streeting being aborted

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

Jose posted:

you can still get life in prison and a few women got sent to prison as a result of getting abortions just after 24 weeks during covid

what the gently caress

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Tiger Millionaire posted:

Before my wife got her qualifications and was 'only' a low level CBT practitioner, her catchment area in the part of Newcastle she worked in meant most of her patients were employees at the local Amazon fulfilment centre it was horrible for her own mental health because you can only say "have you tried thinking about it different" to people in awful material conditions that they can't escape so many times before becoming disillusioned with the system.

She got her qualifications and moved to a different NHS trust for a promotion which then has recently sold to a private company and is rapidly also becoming extremely poo poo for both therapists and patients.

Anyway this country sucks is what I'm trying to say.

:airquote:low level:airquote: cock and ball torture practitioners are the foundations of a functioning society:mad:

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

Jose posted:

you can still get life in prison and a few women got sent to prison as a result of getting abortions just after 24 weeks during covid

i guess you guys really do love Labour!!

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Jose posted:

belief in god is way more widespread amonst MPs than the general population
What about the general population of the same age as MPs?

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Jose posted:

you can still get life in prison and a few women got sent to prison as a result of getting abortions just after 24 weeks during covid

You really are :amerikkka:'s lapdog!

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Horseshoe theory posted:

You really are :amerikkka:'s lapdog!

don't think we're anywhere near making the concept illegal yet

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Regarde Aduck posted:

don't think we're anywhere near making the concept illegal yet

Yes you are lol

Shogi
Nov 23, 2004

distant Pohjola
the guy that let jimmy savile off sending you to prison for being insufficiently gravid

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Shogi posted:

the guy that let jimmy savile off sending you to prison for being insufficiently gravid
I don't think they'll send the royals to prison.

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

A Buttery Pastry posted:

I don't think they'll send the royals to prison.

The Tower of London is costing the UK too much to maintain just on visitor fees, so they need another revenue stream.

Tiger Millionaire
Jan 25, 2014

He'll eat your kids and fire your parents!

Biplane posted:

:airquote:low level:airquote: cock and ball torture practitioners are the foundations of a functioning society:mad:

unfortunately rising targets and reduction of administrative staff (and their duties being handed to the practitioners) means the amount of time and effort she can spend on each cock and/or ball is just not enough

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Lmao I hope it happens

https://twitter.com/cymrurouge/status/1771823350320365905?t=qpCnodOFhdi_dwXfU2c5Zw&s=19

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic

Fun Shoe

looking forward to corbyn increasing his majority.

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
this would make it the 4th time he's attempted to be an MP candidate for 2024 after flaming out the previous attempts

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