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Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Guavanaut posted:

They could build some not-house accommodation and have it run by the local authority and not made out of thermite and paraffin wax.


The problem is that this comes down to 'are those apartments built well? Do they have decent soundproofing? Are there regulations to stop your oval office neighbour from putting in laminate flooring and stomping around in heels at 5am?' And the answer is that they won't be. Space that could be used for actually good housing is being used up by potemkin estates made of cardboard and aerated breezeblocks so that Barratt can turn a profit.

If we were talking about a socialist paradise where building regulations are more than a statement for the developers of 'minimum achievable quality before it falls apart and you have to pay out on warranty' then possibly, but there are still quality-of-life concerns.

I'm someone who probably doesn't need more than a single bedroom flat with storage options for space requirements, but I have a small 2 bedroom house because I am sensitive to noise (autism) and the last place I lived the neighbour made our lives miserable. It's not perfect - we have a drop ceiling in the lounge that amplifies a bunch of noise, but the neighbours on that side are mostly quiet, and the noise we do get is just normal living sounds.

I'm incredibly lucky to be able to have something that mostly meets our needs, and being in that situation I would say that people's 'needs' are not just square footage - people have other needs like not being crammed in like cattle, the right to relax at home, safety, accessibility etc. And accessibility is something generally not factored into most multilevel flats, especially in places where the lift is always broken / a spare urinal.

I think my point is that 2 or 3 high apartments / flats strike me as a good idea in pure theory, but we would have to do a lot to reform build regulations and noise insulation requirements before your average person is going to consider buying The Cube Where You Are Surrounded On 4 Sides By Noisy Wankers. And people's requirements for a healthy living space are more complex than just 'four walls and a door, maybe a window or two' which is the kind of thinking that flats lend themselves to.

I know your point wasn't entirely 'just build flats' but my point is that there are many more facets to it than pulling the big lever from houses to flats - it'd be a start, but only if it came along with massive changes to regulations, public attitudes and pretty much every level of both national and local government.

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Oct 10, 2012

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Private Speech posted:

All that said I have very little trust that Labour would do something about it, at this point so much of the voting publics wealth is tied up in housing that any collapse in house prices would be complete electoral poison.
just have a forever moratorium on mortgage related evictions and let the banks eat poo poo

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
But the banks are Too Big To Eat poo poo

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

suck my woke dick posted:

just have a forever moratorium on mortgage related evictions and let the banks eat poo poo

Then who's to fund all the disgraced former politicians' post-career gigs? every current politician knows they're at most one step from being disgraced former, and those speaking gigs don't exactly pay because they sell out on ticket master u know

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Oct 10, 2012

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Microplastics posted:

But the banks are Too Big To Eat poo poo

if loving Iceland could, then so can the UK

Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive
we have a fake economy shored up by cocaine use in canary wharf

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


OwlFancier posted:

I find it weird to assume that house prices are the way they are because of strict supply problems rather than because of a decentralised cartel effect where everyone who owns them is just charging as much as possible for them and nobody has an incentive to undercut anyone else because its a captive market.

Electricity isn't expensive because there isn't enough of it, it's because the government raised the cap and the energy companies immediately maxed the prices because they could. Education isn't expensive because it costs a lot to educate people it's because the government let universities charge a fortune and guaranteed the loans so they started shoveling cash into their pockets.

The idea that marketization will always bring down prices absent lack of supply is daft.

I mean yeah, sure, but even if the government steps in with heavy regulation there will still be a housing shortage. Most effective public housing programmes at least pair the two.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
What if you triangulated by campaigning on something like "actually, 70% of home owners are asylum seekers who came to the UK floating on flotsam"

what then

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

suck my woke dick posted:

if loving Iceland could, then so can the UK

We have 2 aircraft carriers and nuclear missiles though.

Wait what's that I'm hearing?

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Oct 10, 2012

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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Then who's to fund all the disgraced former politicians' post-career gigs? every current politician knows they're at most one step from being disgraced former, and those speaking gigs don't exactly pay because they sell out on ticket master u know

ban politicians from taking a paid job after leaving office (if they want to work then all extra income goes to a charity that doesn't have them on the board). they can have a pension indexed to the median wage.

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea

Guavanaut posted:

They could build some not-house accommodation and have it run by the local authority and not made out of thermite and paraffin wax.



It's telling that neither island gets any public services

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Oct 10, 2012

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Z the IVth posted:

We have 2 aircraft carriers and nuclear missiles though.

Wait what's that I'm hearing?

sounds like enough firepower to deter some bankers

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Oct 10, 2012

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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

What if you triangulated by campaigning on something like "actually, 70% of home owners are asylum seekers who came to the UK floating on flotsam"

what then

if you go back far enough how many lesser nobles are french revolution refugee nobles

send the frogs back where they belong and distribute their country mansions to the masses is what I'm saying

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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Gort posted:

It's telling that neither island gets any public services
The one with flats could have a co-op, an electric board showroom, a walk-in clinic, and a citizens advice on the ground floor.

The one with suburban homes will only have meth labs.

Falcorum
Oct 21, 2010

Gort posted:

It's telling that neither island gets any public services

Truly the newbuild experience, it's just missing the patches of houses that had to be rebuilt 3 times because of shoddy construction and the apartment balconies that fell over because they rusted down to nothing in 2 months after construction

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

suck my woke dick posted:

if loving Iceland could, then so can the UK
That was kind of inspiring. A tiny little island decided to default, despite the global financial establishment collectively pissing their pants and stomping at them. Their recovery was so quick. Turns out the financial contribution to the economy is pretty much fake.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

Bobby Deluxe posted:


I'm incredibly lucky to be able to have something that mostly meets our needs, and being in that situation I would say that people's 'needs' are not just square footage - people have other needs like not being crammed in like cattle, the right to relax at home, safety, accessibility etc. And accessibility is something generally not factored into most multilevel flats, especially in places where the lift is always broken / a spare urinal.

I think my point is that 2 or 3 high apartments / flats strike me as a good idea in pure theory, but we would have to do a lot to reform build regulations and noise insulation requirements before your average person is going to consider buying The Cube Where You Are Surrounded On 4 Sides By Noisy Wankers. And people's requirements for a healthy living space are more complex than just 'four walls and a door, maybe a window or two' which is the kind of thinking that flats lend themselves to.

I know your point wasn't entirely 'just build flats' but my point is that there are many more facets to it than pulling the big lever from houses to flats - it'd be a start, but only if it came along with massive changes to regulations, public attitudes and pretty much every level of both national and local government.

Something like this, I guess?



Nice flats ARE possible, we just don't have them in the UK right now.

Endjinneer
Aug 17, 2005
Fallen Rib
Sadly we have a real deficit of earthquakes, volcanoes, tsunamis and civil wars in the UK, so opportunities for urban renewal aren't what they could be.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Make them apartments instead of flats.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Pistol_Pete posted:

Something like this, I guess?



Nice flats ARE possible, we just don't have them in the UK right now.

That looks horrific tbh.

Reveilled
Apr 19, 2007

Take up your rifles
I got really lucky with my flat, Built in the early 80s and in thirteen years I have never heard so much as a footstep from the flat upstairs. Maybe every tenant who's ever lived in that flat happens to be light as a feather, maybe the landlord fitted a memory foam floor or something, but given that neither of those things are true it seems to me that it's entirely possible to build flats with adequate soundproofing, modern builders just cheap out.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

OwlFancier posted:

That looks horrific tbh.

Have you ever been to Barcelona? It's really nice, and easy to get around.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Endjinneer posted:

Sadly we have a real deficit of earthquakes, volcanoes, tsunamis and civil wars in the UK, so opportunities for urban renewal aren't what they could be.

Just wait till Comrade Putin invades!

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
I grew up a Swedish "million programme" area, and I really like its planning though it's now mostly associated with poor and segregated suburbs



housing around a centre area with shopping/schools/services, with walking/bike roads connecting them. Parking space is placed so kids can play and go to school without crossing a trafficked road. lots of green stuff with small bits of old forest spared within walking distance. public transport from the centre area to the closest town, with smaller bus lines running the outer perimeter

It's a pretty great idea imo

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

i mean i'm not opposed to building a copy of the sagrada familia in the middle of every uk town but i don't think the politicians will be keen on it

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Failed Imagineer posted:

Have you ever been to Barcelona? It's really nice, and easy to get around.

I guess as cities go maybe it isn't as bad as a similarly sized ones elsewhere. Perhaps it looks better from the ground?

I guess that explains why I vaguely recognized the cathederal, I assume that's sagrada familia?

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

I grew up a Swedish "million programme" area, and I really like its planning though it's now mostly associated with poor and segregated suburbs



housing around a centre area with shopping/schools/services, with walking/bike roads connecting them. Parking space is placed so kids can play and go to school without crossing a trafficked road. lots of green stuff with small bits of old forest spared within walking distance. public transport from the centre area to the closest town, with smaller bus lines running the outer perimeter

It's a pretty great idea imo

Yeah if i had to live in dense housing I'd prefer commieblocks in parks rather than infinite concrete hell.

E: I know Sweden doesn't technically build commieblocks but those do look a lot like the prefab soviet designs.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

OwlFancier posted:

I guess as cities go maybe it isn't as bad as a similarly sized ones elsewhere. Perhaps it looks better from the ground?

I guess that explains why I vaguely recognized the cathederal, I assume that's sagrada familia?

It looks cool from the air, and it's just nice to walk around from the ground. Seems like most of the superblocks have nice leafy courtyards, and a lot of the activated street frontage is lil hipster coffee shops and cocktail bars and bodegas and bike repair shops and whatnot. It's a good vibe.

Failed Imagineer fucked around with this message at 16:49 on Mar 25, 2024

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

What if you triangulated by campaigning on something like "actually, 70% of home owners are asylum seekers who came to the UK floating on flotsam"

what then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWrCKMSHp4M

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Angepain posted:

i mean i'm not opposed to building a copy of the sagrada familia in the middle of every uk town but i don't think the politicians will be keen on it
I think some of Reform and Reclaim are big fans of the costumes during Holy Week in the south of Spain.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

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Angepain posted:

i mean i'm not opposed to building a copy of the sagrada familia in the middle of every uk town but i don't think the politicians will be keen on it

It's an impressive public works project that nobody ever actually expects to be completed. Politicians would love it.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Let a thousand garden bridges bloom.

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Oct 10, 2012

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Runcible Cat posted:

Just wait till Comrade Putin invades!

nuclear war would improve the UK housing market

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Jedit posted:

It's an impressive public works project that nobody ever actually expects to be completed.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/25/travel/sagrada-familia-barcelona-completion-scli-intl/index.html

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

OwlFancier posted:

E: I know Sweden doesn't technically build commieblocks but those do look a lot like the prefab soviet designs.

They're great in pretty much every other way, so I'll forgive them for being ugly

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
i’ve been to barcelona a few times for work. lovely place to walk around; that’s probably the worst picture of it you could use lol

la sagrada familia is really a stunning work to visit

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Jedit posted:

It's an impressive public works project that nobody ever actually expects to be completed. Politicians would love it.

It's built from English stone! We could open up the quarries and have miners again!

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

They're great in pretty much every other way, so I'll forgive them for being ugly

I mean.... I don't actually think they're ugly :v:

Honestly probably one of my most hated architectures is the neoclassical/palladian stuff you get in the UK. Just incredibly oppressive to be around.

I'm not averse to neoclassical stuff in general but the UK seems to trend a lot towards gigantic columns and porticos that are really unpleasant to be next to.

Like cheap flat roof crap is at least basically honest? There was a fair bit of that where I grew up and although it's kinda knackered I'd rather live around it than having everything look like a loving bank.

I'd probably feel the same way about glass and steel contemporary stuff if I were more exposed to it though tbh. Never been anywhere that really had skyscrapers so I don't have to think about them. If I ever do I'll probably hate that more.

E: though no, actually, I went to Manchester and that has tall modern buildings and I thought it looked quite nice... Maybe I do just hate neoclassical in particular then.

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Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


I'm aware. This isn't the first time a completion date has been given, and even now people are still saying "well actually it's more like 2034". It's been under construction for 142 years - can you imagine a politician not trying to get a foothold on that grift?

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.
https://twitter.com/robfordmancs/status/1772210204987310376

ecclesiastes 1:9

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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