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Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Caesar Saladin posted:

The sit up mini game is sadistic, i was at it for like an hour last night and its insane how difficult they made it.

I blew through them all…until I got to the last one. I can do pretty good on it until there’s about 10 seconds left and then I always lose it.

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bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

I do great at the sit up minigame but the 3D fighter I barely beat the basic fighters.

SyntheticPolygon
Dec 20, 2013

3D brawler is probably the hardest minigame but I actually kinda like it.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
I haven’t unlocked any of the harder ones yet but the first batch weren’t bad.

On that note, how in the fuckkkkk do I clear that combat simulator where you have to kill the mindflayer first? I put the other enemies to sleep but they almost always wake back up because a party member hits them or I accidentally do an attack that hits them as well. That’s the only combat thing I can’t get at all. Not even close.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

You can pause buffer the 3d brawler, makes it pretty easy once you have a couple rounds to learn the tells. The head position is the big giveaway. Or at least it was for me since it was more consistent than tracking their arm movements.

IcePhoenix fucked around with this message at 04:57 on Mar 26, 2024

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Lol that when you're knocked out as cait sith the moogle hangs around and wails on the enemy

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost
Does easy mode change the difficulty for mini games? I'd love a more forgiving timing window for the piano.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



3d brawler made me feel like the year I spent on fighting games actually paid off in a meaningful way lol

I actually had to stop myself from immediately block punishing attacks and waiting the eternity of 5 seconds for the game to tell me I could attack now

Cavelcade
Dec 9, 2015

I'm actually a boy!



I've beaten the game on normal mode, I would have done all the available quests but the g-bike glitch got me and I decided to just finish it and see what happens with a patch. My three word review of the game is: gently caress off Chadley.

The Temple of the Ancients trials genuinely showed me how much I'd really grown to care for these misfits, I was filled with genuine distress when I was holding down R2 too to and keep Nanaki away from the table with Hojo. Or even when Cloud was walking towards Aerith.

There's a lot to think about with this and maybe I'll make an effort post about it all but for now: game's good y'all.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Chapter 11: How dare they not give me an achievement for playing Tifa's Theme on the piano in Tifa's room :mad:

Also is Vincent a loving chuuni? They were intentionally taking the piss out of him before the boss fight, right? Had to have been.

Your Uncle Dracula
Apr 16, 2023
What's the best way to play the original FF7 now? Lookin' for version choices, hacks/mod suggestions, emulator recommendations, etc. Maybe in the wrong place but like. Whatever. I'm sure some of you have opinions about the original.

lines
Aug 18, 2013

She, laughing in mockery, changed herself into a wren and flew away.

CapnAndy posted:

Chapter 11: How dare they not give me an achievement for playing Tifa's Theme on the piano in Tifa's room :mad:

Also is Vincent a loving chuuni? They were intentionally taking the piss out of him before the boss fight, right? Had to have been.

That was certainly my interpretation. Chuuni-rear end motherfucker.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Your Uncle Dracula posted:

What's the best way to play the original FF7 now? Lookin' for version choices, hacks/mod suggestions, emulator recommendations, etc. Maybe in the wrong place but like. Whatever. I'm sure some of you have opinions about the original.

I understand the switch version is really good if you've got one.

Otherwise the steam version with 7th Heaven mod manager. I think that provides the switch advantages like speeding up play and reduced or switched off random encounters as well as a bunch of other stuff like hd packs.

Luxury Tent Carpet
Feb 13, 2005

I hunted the Orphan of Kos and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Your Uncle Dracula posted:

What's the best way to play the original FF7 now? Lookin' for version choices, hacks/mod suggestions, emulator recommendations, etc. Maybe in the wrong place but like. Whatever. I'm sure some of you have opinions about the original.

if you're looking for just a straight up port of the original with a few extra QOL things then any of the modern ports on PS, Xbox or Switch will do you fine as they all have the same 3x speed option, Infinite Limits, & No Random Battle options - Switch is my go to just simply because it's portable

If, though, you want to get really wild with it then go PC and 7th Haven Mod Manager has you covered, there's a pretty good write up of some of the options here: https://www.resetera.com/threads/final-fantasy-vii-modding-with-7th-heaven-a-guide-lets-mosey.772811/

SyntheticPolygon
Dec 20, 2013

CapnAndy posted:

Chapter 11: How dare they not give me an achievement for playing Tifa's Theme on the piano in Tifa's room :mad:

Also is Vincent a loving chuuni? They were intentionally taking the piss out of him before the boss fight, right? Had to have been.

There's a reason the party member that sympathises with him most is the clown.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

deoju posted:

Does easy mode change the difficulty for mini games? I'd love a more forgiving timing window for the piano.

I don’t think it changes the Piano, no. Supposedly it does make Fort Condor and Gears and Gambits easier though

Blackbelt Bobman
Jul 17, 2004

I don't need friends! I've been
manipulatin' you since the start!
All so I can something,
something X-Blade!


RatHat posted:

I don’t think it changes the Piano, no. Supposedly it does make Fort Condor and Gears and Gambits easier though

The latest patch added a difficulty toggle to them that does actually make them easier to beat.

Cactuar Crush hard mode on the other hand :shepicide:

Edit: Send in the Clowns was unequivocally the hardest thing I’ve done in the game, so far. It’s not even a mini-game!!

UP AND ADAM
Jan 24, 2007

by Pragmatica
The amount of effort in the industrial design and like landscaping of places like Costa del sol and gold saucer was so impressive to me, and it made those areas so cool. Attempts at making casino/theme park places like that in other games actually impressive always end up kind of needing some credulity from the player to elevate them, but this game does it immediately. Why's Square so stylish all the time?

MechaX
Nov 19, 2011

"Let's be positive! Let's start a fire!"
Well, Cosmo Canyon is a cool area and I did like a lot of the plot that happened there

But the minigame trifecta of Glide de Chocobo, Moogle Mischief, and Gears and Gambits is just... not great. I think my problem with this game isn't necessarily the amount of mini-games, but rather that a lot of these minigames just aren't that good imo.

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


Quantity and quality are a well-known tradeoff, though.

Levantine
Feb 14, 2005

GUNDAM!!!

Pollyanna posted:

Quantity and quality are a well-known tradeoff, though.

Tell that to this game's soundtrack

MissileWaster
Jul 2, 2007

Remember that one time you totally botched that snap?

Jose Oquendo posted:

I haven’t unlocked any of the harder ones yet but the first batch weren’t bad.

On that note, how in the fuckkkkk do I clear that combat simulator where you have to kill the mindflayer first? I put the other enemies to sleep but they almost always wake back up because a party member hits them or I accidentally do an attack that hits them as well. That’s the only combat thing I can’t get at all. Not even close.

I did it with solo Barret. Dodge roll around, take pot shots on the mindflayer with Overcharge or regular shots. Use Bonus Round whenever you run out of it. If you have bonus round already up, when you get two ATB use Focused Shot. Basically just dodging everything constantly while building stagger on the mindflayer. Took a while but I got it eventually.

Your Uncle Dracula
Apr 16, 2023
Exactly the response I wanted. Thank you gamer’s.

WaltherFeng
May 15, 2013

50 thousand people used to live here. Now, it's the Mushroom Kingdom.
Alternatively Cloud + Tifa on easy mode did wonders as long as you have sleep equipped

mistermojo
Jul 3, 2004

the Queens Blood cutscenes are wild. thats good stuff

Spiggy
Apr 26, 2008

Not a cop

mistermojo posted:

the Queens Blood cutscenes are wild. thats good stuff

The first one where the screen cuts out to static caught me off guard. I didn't know if the payoff is going to be rad, dumb, or so dumb it's rad but I'm interested in where it'll go.

Thundarr
Dec 24, 2002


QB cutscenes peak with the exhibition match on the cruise ship, but the cruor cutscenes are still pretty good. Card games are serious business in this world, and also everybody who plays them are total weirdos.

Blackbelt Bobman
Jul 17, 2004

I don't need friends! I've been
manipulatin' you since the start!
All so I can something,
something X-Blade!


The Queens Blood stuff is completely over the top and it rules. It helps that the game itself is extremely good, maybe the best RPG card game?

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Thundarr posted:

QB cutscenes peak with the exhibition match on the cruise ship, but the cruor cutscenes are still pretty good. Card games are serious business in this world, and also everybody who plays them are total weirdos.

I do wish Regina was weirder. I know she's supposed to be a cooler-than-you young person and she has a fun design but she winds up feeling kind of bland when she's dropped into a crazy FF world.

edit: obviously the denouement of the QB plotline should have been the emerald witch and the shadowblood queen are actually the dog and the chocobo QB players

Unreal_One
Aug 18, 2010

Now you know how I don't like to use the sit-down gun, but this morning we just don't have time for mucking about.

Thundarr posted:

Card games are serious business in this world, and also everybody who plays them are total weirdos.

Also true of the setting of FF7.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Ror posted:

I do wish Regina was weirder. I know she's supposed to be a cooler-than-you young person and she has a fun design but she winds up feeling kind of bland when she's dropped into a crazy FF world.

edit: obviously the denouement of the QB plotline should have been the emerald witch and the shadowblood queen are actually the dog and the chocobo QB players

Regina is literally a YGO protagonist. Multicolored hair, 'queen' of card games, possessed by an ancient monarch. That's the entire joke, she's Yugi.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



I liked that her name is "QUEEN QUEEN"

Teratrain
Aug 23, 2007
Waiting for Godot
I did wonder if they were gonna (QB) make Jenova the queen, since the whole idea of coming together with the power of the Queen's blood is Reunion as hell, although I get why they wouldn't want to dampen their existential horror creature by involving her in a collectible card game.

BisbyWorl
Jan 12, 2019

Knowledge is pain plus observation.


Teratrain posted:

I did wonder if they were gonna (QB) make Jenova the queen, since the whole idea of coming together with the power of the Queen's blood is Reunion as hell, although I get why they wouldn't want to dampen their existential horror creature by involving her in a collectible card game.

I mean The Lore of QB says that the Shadowblood Queen's blood created all the world's fiends, which sounds Jenova as hell. Throw in the whole 'she was good and kind before suddenly becoming a bloodthirsty tyrant' bit and I think the implication is that she got nabbed and replaced by Jenova.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Blackbelt Bobman posted:

The Queens Blood stuff is completely over the top and it rules. It helps that the game itself is extremely good, maybe the best RPG card game?
FFXIV Triple Triad is better, but QB has room to grow. Add it to FFXIV too and give it some more cards and we're cooking with gas.

Instant Grat
Jul 31, 2009

Just add
NERD RAAAAAAGE
Would it really have killed them to pronounce Cait Sith correctly

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Instant Grat posted:

Would it really have killed them to pronounce Cait Sith correctly

It's his name so however he pronounces it is the correct way to pronounce it.

lines
Aug 18, 2013

She, laughing in mockery, changed herself into a wren and flew away.

BisbyWorl posted:

I mean The Lore of QB says that the Shadowblood Queen's blood created all the world's fiends, which sounds Jenova as hell. Throw in the whole 'she was good and kind before suddenly becoming a bloodthirsty tyrant' bit and I think the implication is that she got nabbed and replaced by Jenova.

I understand that in the extended lore there's some kind of personification of the planet who is vaguely emerald-themed, too?

Blockhouse
Sep 7, 2014

You Win!

Instant Grat posted:

Would it really have killed them to pronounce Cait Sith correctly

Absolutely done to get out in front of complaining English-speaking fans considering it's pronounced the right way in every other voice track

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
They pronounce it exactly as it's spelled :confused:

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