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Pablo Nergigante, skeleton warrior)
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Plant MONSTER. posted:we practiced communion in elementary school with ritz crackers because they were guaranteed unblessed how tf do you practice communion? you line up, eat the cracker, and go back to your bench. are they worried about kids not remembering to chew or some poo poo
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Visions of Valerie posted:how tf do you practice communion? Very carefully!!
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 21:49 |
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they train you to catch it in your mouth like a seal, new distancing policy in light of covid
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 21:52 |
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Visions of Valerie posted:how tf do you practice communion? you line up, eat the cracker, and go back to your bench. are they worried about kids not remembering to chew or some poo poo you can't be too sure
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 21:56 |
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Communion practice in school reminds me of something. We did tornado drills and fire drills a couple times a semester but in 3rd grade the teacher said we were going to practice a crisis drill (read, school shooter). Only I misheard the teacher as practicing a "Christ drill". I was thinking "so, if Jesus comes back we're going to turn all the lights off and hide from Him in the corner?"
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 21:59 |
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a little tiny clay pigeon ciborium
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 21:59 |
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Visions of Valerie posted:how tf do you practice communion? you line up, eat the cracker, and go back to your bench. are they worried about kids not remembering to chew or some poo poo We did have practice communion for real but they didn't actually give us a cracker because the point is not to chew the holy wafer. You just let it dissolve. Also you had to cup your hands correctly when receiving the wafer. Or else. catholicism is the funniest religion. What other religion has had a pope being blasted by megalomania brass music.
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Marcade posted:Communion practice in school reminds me of something. We did tornado drills and fire drills a couple times a semester but in 3rd grade the teacher said we were going to practice a crisis drill (read, school shooter). Only I misheard the teacher as practicing a "Christ drill". I was thinking "so, if Jesus comes back we're going to turn all the lights off and hide from Him in the corner?" well all the good people would've already bodily ascended so yeah if christ walks the earth you'd better lay low
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 22:03 |
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Plant MONSTER. posted:We did have practice communion for real but they didn't actually give us a cracker because the point is not to chew the holy wafer. You just let it dissolve. Also you had to cup your hands correctly when receiving the wafer. Or else. They never told us not to chew, I always chewed. But yeah we definitely practiced. The prevailing wisdom among the 8-year-olds was that communion wine is "nasty"
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 22:40 |
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balls nasty
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 22:44 |
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Wormskull posted:About the butthole guy: I hated him and to properly show that, I took a picture of my rear end and made it his avatar.
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 22:44 |
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pentyne posted:Yeah, AllMyFrench Seth got really really malding at me when I asked why they hadn't run an alt check on the obvious psychotic gimmick account earlier.
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 23:06 |
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he doesn't like his friends to be targeted
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 23:08 |
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What is malding? I've only ever seen it used on SA so I'm assuming it's something praxis related
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 23:09 |
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ilmucche posted:What is malding? I've only ever seen it used on SA so I'm assuming it's something praxis related its when you're so mad you go bald happens to many video game streamers. skill issue
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 23:10 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:its when you're so mad you go bald
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 23:13 |
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ilmucche posted:What is malding? I've only ever seen it used on SA so I'm assuming it's something praxis related its a horrible gendered slur
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 23:28 |
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pentyne posted:its a horrible gendered slur I'm glad someone has finally brought attention to this
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 23:29 |
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pentyne posted:its a horrible gendered slur Did someone have a meltdown about it...please post the lulz
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 23:31 |
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during the final days of plinkey's goonfund thread this delightful exchange went downbebop esq posted:gently caress off to your other lil thread some plague rats posted:absolutely malding bebop esq posted:don't misgender me please
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 23:36 |
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pentyne posted:during the final days of plinkey's goonfund thread this delightful exchange went down lol
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 23:39 |
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pentyne posted:during the final days of plinkey's goonfund thread this delightful exchange went down holy poo poo
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 23:39 |
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pentyne posted:during the final days of plinkey's goonfund thread this delightful exchange went down lol
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 23:39 |
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gendering the word malding is sexist
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 23:40 |
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more falafel please posted:They never told us not to chew, I always chewed. But yeah we definitely practiced. The prevailing wisdom among the 8-year-olds was that communion wine is "nasty" There are different sects of catholicism and you Chewers shall burn come judgment day. It's fine. I hate the sin, not the sinner
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 23:43 |
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it's wild how many people from that plinkey thread ended up permabanned.
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 23:43 |
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Women can and do go bald so there is that She also IKs the Trump thread
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 23:43 |
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pentyne posted:during the final days of plinkey's goonfund thread this delightful exchange went down You can't make this stuff up
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 23:48 |
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pentyne posted:during the final days of plinkey's goonfund thread this delightful exchange went down lol
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 23:51 |
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pentyne posted:during the final days of plinkey's goonfund thread this delightful exchange went down lol
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 00:15 |
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https://twitter.com/mommilph/status/1459367301766017025
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 00:15 |
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Plinky has completed his morphosis into a martini olive and departed this realm to begin his next phase of existence
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 00:18 |
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he's become a balatro joker. a casino daemon
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 00:21 |
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Buck Wildman posted:Plinky has completed his morphosis into a martini olive and departed this realm to begin his next phase of existence
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 00:23 |
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they struck him down and he became more powerful than we could possibly imagine
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 00:31 |
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always thought that was Uncle Fester when I went to the arcade
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 01:15 |
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kiss of death for plinkey's goonfundIron Crowned posted:I'm now donating to the fund out of spite for QCS
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 01:58 |
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Hot Karl Marx posted:You do know people keep calling him a degenerate gambler and other personal insults and nothing has happened to them right? 1stGear posted:It would be easier to accept the criticisms of Plinkey if some posters weren't breathlessly running back and forth from this thread to PYF to shout "MODS APPROVE OF SCAMMING GOONS C-SPAM ARE A BUNCH OF STUPID TANKIE RUBES PLINKEY IS DEFINITELY WASTING ALL THE MONEY ON GOLDBELLY" Epic High Five posted:Plinkey is right to be mad, he's had a whole mountain of poo poo piled on him and been dragged through the dirt across the forums with people making all kinds of made up claims that are then just accepted as true instead of as the baseless accusations they are. I was a day 1 supporter of the fund and have continued to support it to this very day, it's wild that the whole thing just got soft taken down by people "concerned" about "transparency" who are now talking themselves up to the unfortunate necessity of keeping all the personal info on recipients despite not even having something anybody can donate to yet. Good Soldier Svejk posted:The red star seeped into Az so quickly. I'm sorry friend, if I'd known this would be what became of you I'd have never nominated you. Hot Karl Marx posted:Hung on the cross for helping others. No good deed goes unpunished. the smartest most normal dudes on the forums
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 02:03 |
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Plinkeh.
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 02:04 |
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# ? May 23, 2024 11:41 |
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lol that after plinkey was permabanned not a single person argued for him to come back including all those people praising him as a tormented saint
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