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Visions of Valerie
Jun 18, 2023

Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...

Plant MONSTER. posted:

we practiced communion in elementary school with ritz crackers because they were guaranteed unblessed

how tf do you practice communion? you line up, eat the cracker, and go back to your bench. are they worried about kids not remembering to chew or some poo poo

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Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Visions of Valerie posted:

how tf do you practice communion?

Very carefully!!

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


they train you to catch it in your mouth like a seal, new distancing policy in light of covid

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Visions of Valerie posted:

how tf do you practice communion? you line up, eat the cracker, and go back to your bench. are they worried about kids not remembering to chew or some poo poo

you can't be too sure

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Communion practice in school reminds me of something. We did tornado drills and fire drills a couple times a semester but in 3rd grade the teacher said we were going to practice a crisis drill (read, school shooter). Only I misheard the teacher as practicing a "Christ drill". I was thinking "so, if Jesus comes back we're going to turn all the lights off and hide from Him in the corner?"

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
a little tiny clay pigeon ciborium

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Visions of Valerie posted:

how tf do you practice communion? you line up, eat the cracker, and go back to your bench. are they worried about kids not remembering to chew or some poo poo

We did have practice communion for real but they didn't actually give us a cracker because the point is not to chew the holy wafer. You just let it dissolve. Also you had to cup your hands correctly when receiving the wafer. Or else.

catholicism is the funniest religion. What other religion has had a pope being blasted by megalomania brass music.

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Marcade posted:

Communion practice in school reminds me of something. We did tornado drills and fire drills a couple times a semester but in 3rd grade the teacher said we were going to practice a crisis drill (read, school shooter). Only I misheard the teacher as practicing a "Christ drill". I was thinking "so, if Jesus comes back we're going to turn all the lights off and hide from Him in the corner?"

well all the good people would've already bodily ascended so yeah if christ walks the earth you'd better lay low

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

Plant MONSTER. posted:

We did have practice communion for real but they didn't actually give us a cracker because the point is not to chew the holy wafer. You just let it dissolve. Also you had to cup your hands correctly when receiving the wafer. Or else.

catholicism is the funniest religion. What other religion has had a pope being blasted by megalomania brass music.

They never told us not to chew, I always chewed. But yeah we definitely practiced. The prevailing wisdom among the 8-year-olds was that communion wine is "nasty"

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

balls nasty

insane anime
Aug 5, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!

Wormskull posted:

About the butthole guy: I hated him and to properly show that, I took a picture of my rear end and made it his avatar.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

pentyne posted:

Yeah, AllMyFrench
https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=222708

Dude started posting in 2018, decided to start posting transphobic poo poo fairly shortly thereafter, got permabanned.

Operated as DriftingMouse for quite a while before someone ran an alt check.
https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=228006

Seth got really really malding at me when I asked why they hadn't run an alt check on the obvious psychotic gimmick account earlier.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

he doesn't like his friends to be targeted

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What is malding? I've only ever seen it used on SA so I'm assuming it's something praxis related

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

ilmucche posted:

What is malding? I've only ever seen it used on SA so I'm assuming it's something praxis related

its when you're so mad you go bald

happens to many video game streamers. skill issue

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

its when you're so mad you go bald

happens to many video game streamers. skill issue

Only registered members can see post attachments!

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

ilmucche posted:

What is malding? I've only ever seen it used on SA so I'm assuming it's something praxis related

its a horrible gendered slur

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

pentyne posted:

its a horrible gendered slur

I'm glad someone has finally brought attention to this

Ibram Gaunt
Jul 22, 2009

pentyne posted:

its a horrible gendered slur

Did someone have a meltdown about it...please post the lulz

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012
during the final days of plinkey's goonfund thread this delightful exchange went down

bebop esq posted:

gently caress off to your other lil thread

turn on your monitor

some plague rats posted:

absolutely malding

bebop esq posted:

don't misgender me please

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

pentyne posted:

during the final days of plinkey's goonfund thread this delightful exchange went down

lol

Radia
Jul 14, 2021

And someday, together.. We'll shine.

pentyne posted:

during the final days of plinkey's goonfund thread this delightful exchange went down

holy poo poo

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

pentyne posted:

during the final days of plinkey's goonfund thread this delightful exchange went down

lol

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
gendering the word malding is sexist

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

more falafel please posted:

They never told us not to chew, I always chewed. But yeah we definitely practiced. The prevailing wisdom among the 8-year-olds was that communion wine is "nasty"

There are different sects of catholicism and you Chewers shall burn come judgment day. It's fine. I hate the sin, not the sinner

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012
it's wild how many people from that plinkey thread ended up permabanned.

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!
Women can and do go bald so there is that

She also IKs the Trump thread

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

pentyne posted:

during the final days of plinkey's goonfund thread this delightful exchange went down

You can't make this stuff up

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

pentyne posted:

during the final days of plinkey's goonfund thread this delightful exchange went down

lol

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

pentyne posted:

during the final days of plinkey's goonfund thread this delightful exchange went down

lol

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

https://twitter.com/mommilph/status/1459367301766017025

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Plinky has completed his morphosis into a martini olive and departed this realm to begin his next phase of existence

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

he's become a balatro joker. a casino daemon

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Buck Wildman posted:

Plinky has completed his morphosis into a martini olive and departed this realm to begin his next phase of existence

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
they struck him down and he became more powerful than we could possibly imagine

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012


always thought that was Uncle Fester when I went to the arcade

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
kiss of death for plinkey's goonfund

Iron Crowned posted:

I'm now donating to the fund out of spite for QCS

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Hot Karl Marx posted:

You do know people keep calling him a degenerate gambler and other personal insults and nothing has happened to them right?

1stGear posted:

It would be easier to accept the criticisms of Plinkey if some posters weren't breathlessly running back and forth from this thread to PYF to shout "MODS APPROVE OF SCAMMING GOONS C-SPAM ARE A BUNCH OF STUPID TANKIE RUBES PLINKEY IS DEFINITELY WASTING ALL THE MONEY ON GOLDBELLY"

Epic High Five posted:

Plinkey is right to be mad, he's had a whole mountain of poo poo piled on him and been dragged through the dirt across the forums with people making all kinds of made up claims that are then just accepted as true instead of as the baseless accusations they are. I was a day 1 supporter of the fund and have continued to support it to this very day, it's wild that the whole thing just got soft taken down by people "concerned" about "transparency" who are now talking themselves up to the unfortunate necessity of keeping all the personal info on recipients despite not even having something anybody can donate to yet.

Plinkey I'm sorry, this sucks but you did great work that apparently fewer people appreciated than I had thought. Once the ideas guys get bored of the idea of a new fund and move on or end up not agreeing on anything I hope this one still exists for anybody who needs it. Furious at myself at my step away from SA and modding coinciding with all this and I only found out from an already locked QCS thread.

No accusation against him has even been substantiated beyond the people making them not being punished, what questions are left to ask? New fund doesn't want anything to do with this one beyond its donor rolls, interference isn't even possible. I hope they're prepared for the standing committee or whatever to come under the microscope of bored QCS goons on a weekend and it turns out they're all probable embezzlers with drug problems.

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

The red star seeped into Az so quickly. I'm sorry friend, if I'd known this would be what became of you I'd have never nominated you.

It's not too late. Cast it aside, return to the bird thread. There still may be enough of you left.

Hot Karl Marx posted:

Hung on the cross for helping others. No good deed goes unpunished.

the smartest most normal dudes on the forums

Ibram Gaunt
Jul 22, 2009

Plinkeh.

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pentyne
Nov 7, 2012
lol that after plinkey was permabanned not a single person argued for him to come back including all those people praising him as a tormented saint

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