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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Lobok posted:

He can't sue you anymore.

Worse...he can haunt you now :ohdear:

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Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

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Allegedly murdered only two people.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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But he did factually and undeniably win a heisman trophy

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Baron von Eevl posted:

Allegedly murdered only two people.

Thank you for the gift of this phrasing, which I will now use relentlessly.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

oldpainless posted:

But he did factually and undeniably win a heisman trophy

it's only possible to know whether he won or or what year it would've happened

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Empty Sandwich posted:

it's only possible to know whether he won or or what year it would've happened

Uhh that sounds wrong. Are you certain?

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

Baron von Eevl posted:

Allegedly murdered only two people.

Technically he just did the cutting. The victims did the dieing on their own

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022

Empty Sandwich posted:

it's only possible to know whether he won or or what year it would've happened

No that's a Heisenberg trophy

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

All this OJ talk is making me thirsty for a Ron Goldman. Last time I tried to order a couple at a bar they refused because I hadn't brought my own glasses.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

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oldpainless posted:

But he did factually and undeniably win a heisman trophy

He also factually and undeniably lost the same Heisman in 1999.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Tree Bucket posted:

Uhh that sounds wrong. Are you certain?

no

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

No that's a Heisenberg trophy

aw man

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

cock hero flux posted:

the prosecutors were extremely dumb and seemed to think that yes, he was just going to put the glove on easily and go "aw man, you got me".

when he inevitably acted like it didn't fit, they then asked the judge to tell him to try for real, which gave him a second opportunity to pretend to struggle with the glove and make them look even dumber

Gotta remember the main deal with OJ is the extremely dumb and racist LAPD tried to frame a guilty man

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




I liked the dumb theory that he didn't murder them at all. But his son did. So he looked guilty as hell on purpose so they wouldn't look for other suspects, like his son.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Gotta remember the main deal with OJ is the extremely dumb and racist LAPD tried to frame a guilty man

God this is a dumb loving fully legitimate fact. This world is so stupid

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

freeedr posted:

God this is a dumb loving fully legitimate fact. This world is so stupid

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Gotta remember the main deal with OJ is the extremely dumb and racist LAPD tried to frame a guilty man

holy poo poo

Autisanal Cheese
Nov 29, 2010

Al! posted:

the netherlands france and the uk should be dissloved for crimes against humanity

kyojin posted:

Belgium gets away with it yet again

HallelujahLee posted:

gotta hand it to them

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


drat that's a rough chuckle

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


lol at the asterisk on Germany

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

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Cthulu Carl posted:

lol at the asterisk on Germany

Imagine the meeting where they put that together.

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008


Where's Portugal in that list

Also at least Belgium has the 2nd highest rate of people properly ashamed of our colonial history, so that's something I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Pope Hilarius II posted:

Where's Portugal in that list

Also at least Belgium has the 2nd highest rate of people properly ashamed of our colonial history, so that's something I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

They are all Flemish separatists.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

The Naked Gun movies are good enough I'm willing to spot OJ 2 murders. One more would have been crossing a line though.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

drat that's a rough chuckle

Educate my dumb rear end please?

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Karate Bastard posted:

Educate my dumb rear end please?
There's a pretty specific subsection for the Congo Free State

The Belgians chopped off a lot of hands

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



It's also the exact same joke goons make every single time Belgium is mentioned.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Jesus wept.

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer

Phlegmish posted:

It's also the exact same joke goons make every single time Belgium is mentioned.

On the one hand, who cares.

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

dpkg chopra posted:

On the one hand, who cares.

But on the other hand... I got nothing.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Phlegmish posted:

It's also the exact same joke goons make every single time Belgium is mentioned.

Shut up, Flanders

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Phlegmish posted:

It's also the exact same joke goons make every single time Belgium is mentioned.

it's the one thing they know about belgium

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

it's the one thing they know about belgium

on no account should the Belgians be allowed to forget it

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

somewhat doubt the belgians all read an abandoned pseudocomedy forum, op

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Everyone forward this to five belgians

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

somewhat doubt the belgians all read an abandoned pseudocomedy forum, op

They got one. That'll have to do.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I don't think it's a huge own, since what Paladinus said is actually true, and the people who would normally be most inclined to defend colonialism actually hate (especially 19th-century) Belgium and Leopold II for unrelated reasons. That said, anything that shits on one of the worst human beings in history is fine

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

dpkg chopra posted:

On the one hand, [...]

Dameius posted:

But on the other hand [...]

Goons are waffling when it comes to Belgian jokes.

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Lobok posted:

Goons are waffling when it comes to Belgian jokes.

We don't really have a foot in the country to get a sense of what is going on.

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy
Belgium's administration of the Congo is basically the textbook example of the failings of laissez faire economics

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The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022

Poirot

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