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Pablo Nergigante, skeleton warrior)
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maybe instead of hitting me you should be hitting the books eh? anyway i got a class to get to.
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May 9, 2024 18:38
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ArfJason posted:im having trouble breathing at this lmfao Lol a literal and everyone cheered
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May 9, 2024 18:39
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ArfJason posted:The knife's edge bounced off of my immaculate and chiseled pecs. I was not moved by this pathetic display of violence, so i told him to leave while he still had all his fingers. He poo poo himself and started crying, then ran into traffic and a hummer crashed into him. Every car on the street stopped and the drivers came out to salute me as a girl ran in and jumped straight onto my crotch. Whatever, I just kept walking. I had a class to go to.
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May 9, 2024 18:40
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Lol a literal and everyone cheered He was too cool for it tho. He basically straight up didnt give a poo poo
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May 9, 2024 18:40
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that kid... is inhuman!
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May 9, 2024 18:41
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God, goons are the stupidest pussies in the whole wide world.
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May 9, 2024 18:41
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Stay in school, kids. *Flicks lit cigarette onto oil slick lighting up an entire terrorist cell as I adjust my backpack and head to pre-calc with Mr. Davidson*
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May 9, 2024 18:41
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the girls were stunned into silence, i assume, after donny mickleson pulled my pants and underwear down after third period. but i had a class to get to
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May 9, 2024 18:42
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ArfJason posted:He was too cool for it tho. He basically straight up didnt give a poo poo It's cool to care about school.
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May 9, 2024 18:42
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these people are like 45 years old lmao
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May 9, 2024 18:42
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ArfJason posted:The knife's edge bounced off of my immaculate and chiseled pecs. I was not moved by this pathetic display of violence, so i told him to leave while he still had all his fingers. He poo poo himself and started crying, then ran into traffic and a hummer crashed into him. Every car on the street stopped and the drivers came out to salute me as a girl ran in and jumped straight onto my crotch. Whatever, I just kept walking. I had a class to go to. The Postman posted:maybe instead of hitting me you should be hitting the books eh? anyway i got a class to get to. Pablo Nergigante posted:Stay in school, kids. *Flicks lit cigarette onto oil slick lighting up an entire terrorist cell as I adjust my backpack and head to pre-calc with Mr. Davidson*
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May 9, 2024 18:42
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[quickly walking away with a bloody nose] heh, theyre all laughing with me
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May 9, 2024 18:42
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All of these rants but they're said by Vegeta
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May 9, 2024 18:43
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(massive explosion engulfs the school bullies) Me: (played by Chris Hemsworth): "Whatever. I have a class to get to."
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May 9, 2024 18:43
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DaysBefore posted:All of these rants but they're said by Vegeta Imagine if Vegeta had a gun…
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May 9, 2024 18:44
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someone explain to me why tfr has an alcohol thread and why that would even remotely be considered a good idea
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May 9, 2024 18:44
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Bulma’s got a gun Bulma’s got a gun Her whole world’s come undone She’s got a time traveling son…
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May 9, 2024 18:46
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This troper took a few levels when, after years of being a Woobie so pitiful Shinji would say what the heck is wrong with you, I had enough of a girl I liked always going for this tall, blond guy. When they were talking right in front of me in the street and holding arms and talking and all that, I said, "Shut. The. Hell. Up." The boy looks around and walks over, trying to look menacing. Martial arts studies come in. I take a punch to the forehead and then slide under and punch him in the stomach, he goes backwards and I land another one to his face. I then go berserk and full body tackle him. He managed to crawl away, and say, "That kid...is inhuman!"
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May 9, 2024 18:48
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Help! Dads keep thinking my socialist gun club bumper sticker means I’m a huge GnR fan and they keep asking me questions about Izzy Stradlin.
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May 9, 2024 18:49
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more and more people should discuss izzy stradlin
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May 9, 2024 18:50
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TheSwizzler posted:This troper took a few levels when, after years of being a Woobie so pitiful Shinji would say what the heck is wrong with you, I had enough of a girl I liked always going for this tall, blond guy. When they were talking right in front of me in the street and holding arms and talking and all that, I said, "Shut. The. Hell. Up." The boy looks around and walks over, trying to look menacing. Martial arts studies come in. I take a punch to the forehead and then slide under and punch him in the stomach, he goes backwards and I land another one to his face. I then go berserk and full body tackle him. He managed to crawl away, and say, "That kid...is inhuman!"
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May 9, 2024 18:53
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TheSwizzler posted:This troper took a few levels when, after years of being a Woobie so pitiful Shinji would say what the heck is wrong with you, I had enough of a girl I liked always going for this tall, blond guy. When they were talking right in front of me in the street and holding arms and talking and all that, I said, "Shut. The. Hell. Up." The boy looks around and walks over, trying to look menacing. Martial arts studies come in. I take a punch to the forehead and then slide under and punch him in the stomach, he goes backwards and I land another one to his face. I then go berserk and full body tackle him. He managed to crawl away, and say, "That kid...is inhuman!"
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May 9, 2024 18:55
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I’m at McDonald’s and they’re playing Soundgarden - Blow Up the Outside World lmao.
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May 9, 2024 18:56
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Heath posted:I'm 128 pounds of pure anxiety, my vape is almost dry, and my IBS is turning every fart into a gamble. Make my day, chud. lobster shirt posted:A few weeks later a different little rear end in a top hat tried to force a "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" in front of a bunch of other kids, and when this troper wasn't interested and turned around to walk away he sucker-punched this troper in the side of the head from behind. this troper just stopped and looked over his shoulder at him and told him to leave him alone and walked off, which apparently was super impressive to the crowd that had gathered because they went all supahotfire.gif about it? this troper just wasn't impressed with any of it, he had a class to get to. crying
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May 9, 2024 18:57
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TheSwizzler posted:This troper took a few levels when, after years of being a Woobie so pitiful Shinji would say what the heck is wrong with you, I had enough of a girl I liked always going for this tall, blond guy. When they were talking right in front of me in the street and holding arms and talking and all that, I said, "Shut. The. Hell. Up." The boy looks around and walks over, trying to look menacing. Martial arts studies come in. I take a punch to the forehead and then slide under and punch him in the stomach, he goes backwards and I land another one to his face. I then go berserk and full body tackle him. He managed to crawl away, and say, "That kid...is inhuman!"
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May 9, 2024 19:00
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The Kins posted:Lord knows how many times I've had Proud Boys lurking towards me, baton in hand and malice in eyes, while I'm trying to replace the toner in the photocopier in this flyover-country office park. you can tell it is left wing because their murder fantasy is about a white person instead of a black person
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May 9, 2024 19:02
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Mountain Goats - The Classist 4Loko Comment in the Wake of Kenosha
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May 9, 2024 19:02
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Al! posted:someone explain to me why tfr has an alcohol thread and why that would even remotely be considered a good idea all thread links should just link to the mental health thread.
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May 9, 2024 19:03
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Al! posted:someone explain to me why tfr has an alcohol thread and why that would even remotely be considered a good idea lol
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May 9, 2024 19:03
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lobster shirt posted:more and more people should discuss izzy stradlin
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May 9, 2024 19:03
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ArfJason posted:im having trouble breathing at this lmfao
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May 9, 2024 19:03
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDTZ7iX4vTQ
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May 9, 2024 19:04
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TheSwizzler posted:This troper took a few levels when, after years of being a Woobie so pitiful Shinji would say what the heck is wrong with you, I had enough of a girl I liked always going for this tall, blond guy. When they were talking right in front of me in the street and holding arms and talking and all that, I said, "Shut. The. Hell. Up." The boy looks around and walks over, trying to look menacing. Martial arts studies come in. I take a punch to the forehead and then slide under and punch him in the stomach, he goes backwards and I land another one to his face. I then go berserk and full body tackle him. He managed to crawl away, and say, "That kid...is inhuman!" I love this story cos taken at face value he beat up a guy for no reason
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May 9, 2024 19:04
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ArfJason posted:im having trouble breathing at this lmfao While you were studying the blade I was studying algebra
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May 9, 2024 19:07
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Improbable Lobster posted:you can tell it is left wing because their murder fantasy is about a white person instead of a black person the 50 year old socialist fantasizes about murdering their high school bully from 35 years ago. this is not pathetic this is praxis actually
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May 9, 2024 19:09
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The Postman posted:see that fire extinguisher over there? you can really gently caress someone up with that thing man... and they're required to leave it there. just something to keep in mind. lol
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May 9, 2024 19:09
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Ultimately it's pretty sad how like all their stories still have the style and cadence of like late 2000s/2010s CW shows for children. Like even the style of storytelling is outdated by nearly 15 years and it's related as like a proximal moment in their lives.
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May 9, 2024 19:11
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Stux is gonna get banned lol
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May 9, 2024 19:11
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:He's a computer?!
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May 9, 2024 19:11
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Between S*ux, my ex-wife, the anti-gun advocates from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tommy needy drinky.
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May 9, 2024 19:12
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