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Triticum Guzzler posted:its really amazing how the actions of goons and mods are so freaking far beyond the pale that its actually impossible for a bystander to believe.
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barbecue at the folks posted:The "best" thing about reading old TCC threads is seeing all the permabanned posters and realizing that they are banned for dying from OD'ng, not from shitposting. I think there was literally a poster (posters?) who began with "i'm just gonna start doing some recreational heroin like all the cool peeps around here are doing no worries i know what i'm doing" and their account gets banned after a year or so, having run their entire life off a cliff. I was in my early twenties and still interested in trying out all kinds of poo poo, but reading TCC scared me straight from ever getting involved with serious drugs. (H)arm reduction at work Perhaps the worst examples were the posters that went "Hey I'm gonna try [drug]" -> "Yo this owns!" -> "Absolutely ruined my life with this, never ever again" -> some months pass -> "So how about [drug], thinking about getting some more of that..."
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# ? May 3, 2022 08:34 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:and also one very tilted ex-mod who got mad they faced actual consequences for suggesting someone take LSD instead of going to rehab when they said they wanted to stop doing drugs. i know i've said this before somewhere but this is probably one of the funniest of the sad things i've ever seen on this site. there is legit research into using extremely small doses of LSD to combat addiction, and the mod basically decided that meant taking a massive dose would let a person speedrun rehab like it was TCCGDQ
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# ? May 3, 2022 09:03 |
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lol every single time
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# ? May 3, 2022 09:10 |
90s Cringe Rock posted:The ocarina joke isn't an SA original. Bluelight or somewhere I think. SWIM thinks. ocarina hospital teleport is an SA original, somewhere in this archived thread according to this post stringless has a new favorite as of 09:26 on May 3, 2022 |
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CaptainViolence posted:i know i've said this before somewhere but this is probably one of the funniest of the sad things i've ever seen on this site. there is legit research into using extremely small doses of LSD to combat addiction, and the mod basically decided that meant taking a massive dose would let a person speedrun rehab like it was TCCGDQ The fact that there even was a krokodil thread in TCC tells you all you need to know about the place.
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# ? May 3, 2022 09:28 |
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Drugs are cool. Most users are deeply lame
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# ? May 3, 2022 09:59 |
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barbecue at the folks posted:The "best" thing about reading old TCC threads is seeing all the permabanned posters and realizing that they are banned for dying from OD'ng, not from shitposting. I think there was literally a poster (posters?) who began with "i'm just gonna start doing some recreational heroin like all the cool peeps around here are doing no worries i know what i'm doing" and their account gets banned after a year or so, having run their entire life off a cliff. I was in my early twenties and still interested in trying out all kinds of poo poo, but reading TCC scared me straight from ever getting involved with serious drugs. (H)arm reduction at work It's a better anti drugs resource than DARE could ever dream of.
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# ? May 3, 2022 10:26 |
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Cocaine Bear posted:A Motorola razr and a smashed-to-poo poo Gen 2 iPhone? This is some top level poo poo! Increase the budget! Splicer posted:Budget already increased by ~$600 Kaiju Cage Match posted:Are you missing a few zeros? BiggerBoat posted:Yeah, I count three in the photo
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# ? May 3, 2022 15:15 |
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i want a taschen-level quality coffee table book of cops proudly posing by their lovely busts. here's eight officers from Nebraska huddled around a folding table with $17.36, a tomato knife and a freezer bag full of stems. here's the captain and his top men grinning like baboons at their contraband haul of some bandanas, a tre-bag from the 90s, and some loose off brand ziplocs. thank god they turned out the whole force in Butte to get those loose cigs off the street before some psycho tried to sell them.
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# ? May 3, 2022 15:32 |
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The department really needed that IFV, so they could keep the NOS cartridges and edibles off the streets.
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Dick Trauma posted:https://twitter.com/doctorow/status/1520161961937227776?s=20&t=UpEA3Yvtne_Xq_4OPpA9zg SiKboy posted:Honestly theres too many sharp edges and weird corners for that to read as a cast of a bone to me.
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# ? May 3, 2022 15:51 |
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nice
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# ? May 3, 2022 15:54 |
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FFT posted:alt.drugs or the Hive before Bluelight as far as SWIM i mean, here’s the bluelight post in question and it’s clearly about an RC cannabinoid, not da joose
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:i want a taschen-level quality coffee table book of cops proudly posing by their lovely busts. here's eight officers from Nebraska huddled around a folding table with $17.36, a tomato knife and a freezer bag full of stems. here's the captain and his top men grinning like baboons at their contraband haul of some bandanas, a tre-bag from the 90s, and some loose off brand ziplocs. thank god they turned out the whole force in Butte to get those loose cigs off the street before some psycho tried to sell them. the haul: two bushes and a bench from the local park
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# ? May 3, 2022 17:26 |
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Ainsley McTree posted:say what you want about my posting but nobody ever had to call the cops about it BadSamaritan posted:we all know cops don’t give a poo poo about dealing with real crimes, anyway
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:i want a taschen-level quality coffee table book of cops proudly posing by their lovely busts. here's eight officers from Nebraska huddled around a folding table with $17.36, a tomato knife and a freezer bag full of stems. here's the captain and his top men grinning like baboons at their contraband haul of some bandanas, a tre-bag from the 90s, and some loose off brand ziplocs. thank god they turned out the whole force in Butte to get those loose cigs off the street before some psycho tried to sell them. There's a "lovely crime guns" thread in tfr with pics of guns confiscated by police from all over. The British cops routinely seize, like, an ounce of weed and a potato peeler.
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# ? May 3, 2022 22:20 |
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90s Cringe Rock posted:can we get a special appendix for the kent police problem solving task force I’m a fan of “a trowel and a piece of string” and also the infamous bike wheel.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:There's a "lovely crime guns" thread in tfr with pics of guns confiscated by police from all over. The British cops routinely seize, like, an ounce of weed and a potato peeler. Will they ever leave the Irish alone
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# ? May 3, 2022 22:50 |
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Oh you fucker
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# ? May 3, 2022 22:55 |
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A lot of the more iconic TCC stuff came from the benzo's thread circa late 00s and early 10s. The terming "eyeballing' become a inside joke as people were literally guessing how much to take of a drug with a dose threshold in the milligrams. The long and short of it was that other then the heroin thread the joose thread was the number 1 spot for people to go "hey, tried this once, was great" followed shortly after with "so, I pretty much ruined my life" https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3230894 quote:holy poo poo where to begin. I tried just a little and it was great. Slept most of the day. Few weeks later monday, i try a little more. I wake up tuesday night with a broken arm from crashing my motorcycle in a parking lot,, walk 30 miles the wrong direction home, in the middle of the night, Cop pulls me aside and wis wondering where I’m going (home No ID No money, no cellphone, but keys thankfully), I fail a sobriety test as it as 30 or so out raining and I was cold shivering so i think i got some leniancy. Thankfully he gave me a lift. Wakup wednesday to an email that said if I wasn’t in the hospital i was fired, and my fiances father called and said if I called her again he’d get a restraining order.
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# ? May 3, 2022 22:57 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:Oh you fucker It's just O'Fucker in Irish. It's not a contraction.
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# ? May 3, 2022 22:58 |
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More like O'Painless
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# ? May 3, 2022 23:52 |
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quote:I bought a sheet of Che Guevara blotter paper off the net to apply mine to once it arrives. I got that one because it's just a simple black and white of the iconic picture everyone knows and I'm worried about ingesting a load of toxic ink. I have no idea how they print them but it seems like an unhealthy thing to eat. I would have gotten a blank sheet if I could. I sure as hell wouldn't make my own with an inkjet printer.
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# ? May 4, 2022 00:30 |
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The joose stories with the ambulance drivers, which I think were actually from Ukraine?, or one of the former Eastern Europe Soviet satellites, were some of the best things ever posted. I don't even know if they were real or another 50-foot-ant style writer but I don't care because they were extremely entertaining. edit: ahaha I just went searching for them and apparently I posted about this two years ago and had found the link then, which is very handy, thanks me! (link is to first story, the other stories are a few pages later) https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3204587&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=26#post367485310 VVV separate story from another user, but same substance SyNack Sassimov has a new favorite as of 00:53 on May 4, 2022 |
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Isn’t that the one with “Mod’s note: it wasnt monday. Anywhere. “
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# ? May 4, 2022 00:44 |
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seiferguy posted:Babies in heaven, the eternal paradise, happy that other kids won't be coming in?
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lament.cfg posted:They did slurpery on an ape
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# ? May 4, 2022 19:57 |
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Yeah I still don't get it now STOP EXPLAINING
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# ? May 4, 2022 20:49 |
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If I ever understand how NFT's work and think they are cool and good please fire me out of a cannon into a brick wall tia. Isn't the money in my bank account an NFT? Isn't all stock an NFT?
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# ? May 4, 2022 21:09 |
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In the end aren't the real nfts the slurpies we got along the way?
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# ? May 4, 2022 21:11 |
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Outrail posted:If I ever understand how NFT's work and think they are cool and good please fire me out of a cannon into a brick wall tia. No, those things are fungible. Like the $32 in your account doesn't refer to 32 specific bills kept in a file, any dollar you have in a bank is replaceable by any other dollar. Comparatively a ticket to wrestlemania is a unique thing for a specific seat, so that is not fungible. Baron von Eevl has a new favorite as of 21:24 on May 4, 2022 |
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I could have gotten a slurpy? I normally pay extra for that.
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# ? May 4, 2022 21:31 |
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If you don't know what an NFT is and you buy one you're dumb. If you DO know what an NFT is and you buy one you are extremely loving dumb.
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# ? May 4, 2022 21:39 |
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I been slurped All my juice gone
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Baron von Eevl posted:No, those things are fungible. Like the $32 in your account doesn't refer to 32 specific bills kept in a file, any dollar you have in a bank is replaceable by any other dollar. Comparatively a ticket to wrestlemania is a unique thing for a specific seat, so that is not fungible. lol
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Baron von Eevl posted:No, those things are fungible. Like the $32 in your account doesn't refer to 32 specific bills kept in a file, any dollar you have in a bank is replaceable by any other dollar. Comparatively a ticket to wrestlemania is a unique thing for a specific seat, so that is not fungible. None of those words better be true, fucker <>
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# ? May 4, 2022 21:59 |
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These slurp posts have really ramped up! (This is a post only for other Toronto LAN thread posters/lurkers so don't fret if this amazing reference goes over your head)
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haveblue posted:I been slurped
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I SLURPED YOUR MILKSHAKE
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