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Christmas rules but the wifi has been out for 36 hours and that sucks!
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 18:41 |
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OB-GYN Kenobi posted:Maybe we should just leave you Home Alone next year Without family judgement, this is the dream.
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 18:48 |
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Usually grab a pint or two on Christmas eve, last year a fella in the toilets offered me a key of salted caramel flavoured cocaine. Regrettably I turned it down.
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 19:32 |
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Ograbme posted:I'm really hard to buy for, so I don't like my presents, which makes people mad at me, which makes me feel bad. Same. I just ask for socks and coffee while explaining how I’m saving for a house.
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 19:36 |
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I just ask people to donate ordnance to the war on christmas. I feel like we’re really close to winning this thing.
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 19:40 |
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I ate turkey liver for the first time today. Was on the phone to my American cousins telling them I was frying up turkey gizzard, heart and liver to give to the dog. She said "Oh, I used to love having that on toast when I was a kid." I sliced the liver up and had it on top of toast with dijon, butter and salt. It was actually quite good. A turkey liver is surprisingly small - about the size of two golfballs.
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 19:46 |
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turkey liver on toast is deee-lish more whine: Every. loving. Year. Father in law insists on bringing cheap store-bought duplicates of everyone else's usual holiday contribution. Sister in law makes a macadamia crusted ham and its delicious. He buys a $20 vaccum packed ham from the supermarket. I made fresh poached tiger prawns. He shows up with a shrimp cocktail. Brother brings a beautiful fresh salad. He brings a store bought tub of macaroni salad. I'm certainly not above regular leg ham, shrimp cocktail, and a macaroni salad - but like, MAN, we asked you to contribute soft drink and you've showed up with a super low effort parallel meal that only you and your family pick at. Its just weird and kind of annoying when others actually put effort and care into making something nice.
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 02:50 |
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i can't do gas station shrimp cocktail anymore.
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 03:02 |
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Santa is a loving bitch!!!!!!
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 03:14 |
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I literally stood in line for good tiger prawns. Next year I'm just cooking everything and asking for a nominal monetary contribution. Oh and BIL showed up with nine (9) devilled eggs on a plastic plate with the film pulled back because he got peckish on the 20 minute drive over. THAAANKS BRO.
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 03:14 |
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your brother in law sounds rad as hell
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 03:17 |
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He's rad if you want to talk to a mid 30s dude about Apex Legends and Steven Crowder.
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 03:21 |
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Nooner posted:Santa is a loving bitch!!!!!! HE.IS.DOING.THE.BEST.HE.CAN.
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 03:28 |
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I didn’t get my wife anything for Christmas and I don’t think she got me anything, and that’s fine because materialism is dumb and it’s more fun and better to just go out and spend time together doing something and I’d take that over some gift cards or whatever any day
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 03:29 |
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I have not seen the relatives yet. Fingers crossed that they want to do this on a night I have to work. Next Tuesday and/or Wednesday would be awesome because not only do I have to work, but I will also be well fed and out late. The relatives are assholes. The politics, of course. And also, the non-politics. My mother's big on the *family* thing even though her brothers treat her like an idiot. Most of them don't care that I exist, which is perfectly fine with me. I'd rather not care about their existence, either. One year, I decided to see if they'd talk to me at all if I didn't initiate. I spent three hours in the same room with the group, less than 10 other people. I was not spoken to once. To top it off, my mother is a horrible gift-giver and if I don't tell her exactly what it is I want, she won't even come close. You know, I'd like to be pleasantly surprised occasionally. At least we don't bother wrapping anything up. At least the Christmas music ends soon and everyody will stp with the bullshit that everything is wonderful during this time of year.
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 03:35 |
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was feeling bad about being single and then went out yesterday and maybe 1 out of every 300 people had any kind of a mask on during a pandemic that continues to maim and kill thousands so I'm good
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 03:36 |
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grandpa died so what
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 03:39 |
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olives black posted:was feeling bad about being single and then went out yesterday and maybe 1 out of every 300 people had any kind of a mask on during a pandemic that continues to maim and kill thousands so I'm good
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 03:39 |
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oh yeah that's right this is a GBS thread where you idiots are guaranteed to come out of the woodwork any time someone brings up the fact that covid is still going enjoy choking on your own fluids I guess
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 03:42 |
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lol No I'm laughing at your excuse of being single is that no one is wearing masks, you goony rear end weirdo lmao Have you considered maybe you're just unfuckable and unlikable, because your posting sure seems to suggest that
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 03:44 |
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Toxic Mental posted:lol No I'm laughing at your excuse of being single is that no one is wearing masks, you goony rear end weirdo lmao Don't dox me
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 03:48 |
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olives black posted:oh yeah that's right this is a GBS thread where you idiots are guaranteed to come out of the woodwork any time someone brings up the fact that covid is still going lol take your covid thread posting to the covid thread
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 03:50 |
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olives black posted:oh yeah that's right this is a GBS thread where you idiots are guaranteed to come out of the woodwork any time someone brings up the fact that covid is still going howard hughes rear end
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 03:50 |
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Toxic Mental posted:lol No I'm laughing at your excuse of being single is that no one is wearing masks, you goony rear end weirdo lmao yeah I'm sure that you and your wife are just wonderful and considerate people to be around Toxic Mental posted:I usually only lurk in this thread but I'd like to say that my absolute favorite times to read it are when it someone comes in and goes "it's not that bad guys" and the thread devolves into Eat At Olive Garden Fans versus The Gas Mask Guy From Slipknot
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 03:50 |
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MrQwerty posted:lol take your covid thread posting to the covid thread no
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 03:51 |
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Lol if you got covid or have been sick at all the last few years. Anways I'm at my parents for a week and they're internet is TRASH!!!
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 03:52 |
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it's nobody's fault but yours that you can't get laid, I got a girlfriend during the middle of the first wave of the pandemic, we have a cat now and neither of us has ever gotten covid you're just a miserable rear end in a top hat, is all
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 03:54 |
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Remember that chick who did the COVID challenge where she licked the toilet seat on the airplane? Well I ate her rear end
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 03:54 |
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MrQwerty posted:it's nobody's fault but yours that you can't get laid, I got a girlfriend during the middle of the first wave of the pandemic, we have a cat now and neither of us has ever gotten covid You and your girlfriend I'm sure are also wonderful people MrQwerty posted:every job I have worked in my adult life outside of a restaurant and a college bookstore has required me to wear a mask or respirator most of the time I am working, until the one I started in Oct. 2019. Oct 2019-May 2020 and June 2021-August 2021 were a nice reprieve. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 03:58 |
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olives black posted:You and your girlfriend I'm sure are also wonderful people you sure missed the point of that post you loving idiot go loving freak out about jacking your dick eternally in the covid thread
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 04:01 |
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This year I will experience Christmas as it was always meant to be celebrated. By that I mean hitting the worst of withdrawal due to the current Adderall shortage. My visit to family will be short.
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 04:05 |
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Lmao at olives black being pathetic AF
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 04:09 |
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MrQwerty posted:you sure missed the point of that post you loving idiot You must be very happy with your wonderful girlfriend on Christmas Eve to be making posts like this. Anyhoo whatever point you were making is boring, I'd rather focus on how you're a homophobic pos
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 04:10 |
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Saalkin posted:Lmao at olives black being pathetic AF not even going to bother looking up your alts
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 04:11 |
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SCROOGE: [re-watching belle walk out of his life] whatever, ghost. hope she enjoys her fluids.
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 04:11 |
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lol This dude stalked my post history because he can't take it that 99.9% of people are dating and loving at rates higher than ever in the past three years and he's got dry dick Maybe for the holidays you should consider gifting yourself a gym membership or Tinder Premium or something. Hint: It's not your wearing of a mask that is causing women to not jump on your cock
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 04:12 |
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olives black posted:You must be very happy with your wonderful girlfriend on Christmas Eve to be making posts like this. You are pathetic. Yeah I publically ate that ban and I called Ron DeSantis that word, and I did say that about Bannon. Post more of my post history. MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 04:16 on Dec 25, 2022 |
# ? Dec 25, 2022 04:13 |
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Toxic Mental posted:lol This dude stalked my post history because he can't take it that 99.9% of people are dating and loving at rates higher than ever in the past three years and he's got dry dick normal appears to be just accepting your inevitable early onset dementia from being a dumbass in this shithole country so I'll pass
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 04:14 |
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lol God you are one pathetic loser
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 04:16 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 05:56 |
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I can't wait until they got robot gently caress bots
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 04:17 |