Mak0rz posted:I know of a couple of nerds that have been together since they were like twelve and are so inseparable that everyone refers to them by a portmanteau of their first names (e.g. "brangelina"). She apparently "doesn't like sex very much" so the boyfriend once jury rigged a home made dick sleeve out of latex gloves and packing tape and used that regularly. This should be admissible as evidence.
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# ? Jun 5, 2017 19:50 |
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Triticum Guzzler posted:Op went in without his setup
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 01:17 |
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Eela6 posted:This should be admissible as evidence. It certainly will be in a few years, I think
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 05:58 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:And Quebec which is somehow more French than France itself. Tasteful Dickpic posted:They're just overcompensating. Jamesman posted:They're French otaku. Gravitas Shortfall posted:ouiaboo
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 06:01 |
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Quotes from the r/relationships thread is cheating.
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 06:03 |
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Tiggum posted:ouiaboo good goddam
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 06:29 |
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either/or -- that cosplay wedding, french otaku
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 09:04 |
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im quoting the jamesman thats a pretty good name imo
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 09:05 |
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syscall girl posted:and i'd only heard good things about paying for sex Hogge Wild posted:well yeah, ur mom made a shitload of money
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 14:10 |
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Bogan King posted:What a stock photo Karate Bastard posted:Mamaaaaaaaaa boohooohooo Snowglobe of Doom posted:Just killed a man Nutsak posted:My pants are yellow
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 19:08 |
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sebmojo posted:good goddam It's so guddamn perfect and I'm kicking myself for not coming up with it first
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 19:19 |
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:It's so guddamn perfect and I'm kicking myself for not coming up with it first Similarly, Dead Reckoning posted:What is French for "Florida Man"? ZombieApostate posted:Fleur de man?
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 19:59 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:https://twitter.com/EricNewcomer/status/872144506874806273 BangersInMyKnickers posted:I can't believe they found 20 women in that whole place to fire
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 21:49 |
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Law Cheetah posted:gladiators had sponsorship deals, too Pastry of the Year posted:I stab thee in the name of Golden Palace Dot Com, Home of the 100% WELCOME DEPOSIT BONUS Ein cooler Typ posted:Gladiators were sexhavers too Pastry of the Year posted:I gently caress thee in the name of J.G Wentworth, because it's your money, use it when you need it
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 00:48 |
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SLOSifl posted:Anyway, the idea of having to explain a post on an Internet forum in court sounds terrifying. Your honor, you'll see by my regdate that I'm...it's a ferret your honor...well user dicknipples was making a joke and...like dicks for nipples? I do actually think the Vice President had sex with a horse, your honor.
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 02:46 |
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ruddiger posted:(I also don't consider Lupita Nyong'o black. Nationality still counts for something.)
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 02:59 |
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I feel like you should have quoted more, because all of their posts in that exchange are just increasingly awful ruddiger posted:You mean you couldn't comprehend the part where I said nationality still counts for something? Is that what you're literally saying? ruddiger posted:Lupita goes out of her way in interviews to remind people that she is in fact Mexican. Stop pigeon holing minorities with blanket terms idiots. ruddiger posted:This is a huge sticking point with me because I hate when Americans try to label Mexicans as white. The majority of Mexicans, like myself, are brown. The only time we're considered white is when the US is trying to juke the census numbers. ruddiger posted:And they got Cliff Curtis to play a Mexican in Training Day, what's your point other than great minority actors need to be cast in more movies? ruddiger posted:Eh, there's no arguing with someone when they feel they've got moral superiority on their side, which is what usually happens when talking about race and nationality. I can say something snarky like "sorry for thinking of these women as more than just their skin color" but I know that wasn't your intentions. Like I said, I see where you guys are coming from. Too bad you can't (won't?) concede the same. admittedly, belongs more in a thread titled "loving terrible quotes". This response was pretty good though Uncle Boogeyman posted:drat, hosed up that they cast Lupita Nyong'o as a black woman in 12 Years a Slave
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 04:25 |
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:*reading Frankenstein*
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 05:09 |
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I never clicked the selfie thread before, because to the best of my knowledge I didn't really stand to gain from looking at goons. Turns out that was a mistake. Even the very first page has me in stitches good job good lord
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 11:45 |
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Crocoswine posted:I feel like you should have quoted more, because all of their posts in that exchange are just increasingly awful I just wanted to start with the one post and let others find it on their own. Also ruddiger edited that one post to say African Mexican - originally it said Lupita's Mexican, not black.
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 18:55 |
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Baron von Eevl posted:I just wanted to start with the one post and let others find it on their own. He has completely changed his argument while pretending he didn't. It's hilarious.
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 19:04 |
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kemikalkadet posted: Hell yeah bro, in fact I've got a personal story of me and my bro. Me and my best bro used to play this game where we suck each others' dicks and call the person who cums first a fag. I usually win because my bro's never been all that great at cocksucking, and when he jizzes in my mouth, I make him finish me off then give him a passionate kiss so he has to swallow both loads. Then I berate him for the next hour or so about what a total fag he is. But this one time, we were 69ing like normal, and I could tell my bro was getting really close to orgasm. I wasn't quite there yet, but I hear him whimper around my cock and it really gets to me. So I decide to take pity on my bro and slow way down, only gently stroking him and planting a tender kiss every now and again. Sure enough, I cum first and then finish him off and swallow. And then he looks over at me and plants a wet one right on my lips. I feel my own salty jizz slide into my mouth and swallow it happily. He breaks the kiss after a good while, looks me right in the eyes, says "...Fag" and punches me on the arm as hard as he can. We cuddle naked for a while after that. I smile as he holds me in his strong arms and tells me what a colossal loving human being I am. I "agree" and laugh along with him, sometimes giving him another kiss or two. When it's finally time for me to leave (had to go to my girlfriend's birthday party), my bro gives me the biggest bro hug he's ever given and says "Thanks, bro." I tell him it's no big deal and that it was the least I could do for a bro as awesome as him. I think we've become even better bros since then. I don't let that fucker win our game anymore, though. He's such a fag, goddamn.
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# ? Jun 8, 2017 05:01 |
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:kemikalkadet posted: Can I call username post combo here?
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# ? Jun 8, 2017 05:02 |
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syscall girl posted:Can I call username post combo here? We'll need to check with the judges. One moment.
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# ? Jun 8, 2017 05:38 |
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syscall girl posted:Can I call username post combo here? Ok, looks like it's approved, but don't make a habit of it.
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# ? Jun 8, 2017 05:38 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2017 05:44 |
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Karate Bastard posted:I never clicked the selfie thread before, because to the best of my knowledge I didn't really stand to gain from looking at goons. Turns out that was a mistake. Even the very first page has me in stitches good job good lord Huh. We've got a hot mod. Weird.
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# ? Jun 8, 2017 05:49 |
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Chichevache posted:Huh. We've got a hot mod. Weird. All the mods are hot as gently caress. In fact, I was demodded right after I posted my picture in the mod forums, and it was no coincidence.
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# ? Jun 8, 2017 05:55 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:All the mods are hot as gently caress. In fact, I was demodded right after I posted my picture in the mod forums, and it was no coincidence. Speaking of hot mods, is Ozma still here?
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# ? Jun 8, 2017 05:56 |
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Chichevache posted:Speaking of hot mods, is Ozma still here?
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# ? Jun 8, 2017 05:57 |
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Chichevache posted:Speaking of hot mods, is Shine still here?
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# ? Jun 8, 2017 05:58 |
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NoneMoreNegative's still around
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# ? Jun 8, 2017 06:02 |
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Well I miss Debbie Metallica She dove right into some pyf ugly selfies thread like a champ
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# ? Jun 8, 2017 06:07 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:All the mods are hot as gently caress. In fact, I was demodded right after I posted my picture in the mod forums, and it was no coincidence. same
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# ? Jun 8, 2017 06:08 |
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Blind Sally posted:same
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# ? Jun 8, 2017 06:12 |
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Chichevache posted:Huh. We've got a hot mod. Weird. LITERALLY A BIRD is the prettiest parrot. actually a conure but you get me
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# ? Jun 8, 2017 07:09 |
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Hot Mods, we'll clean up the town We'll turn that old frown upside-down Hot Mods, we're aiming to please You know we'll get down on our knees We're taking on the bad boys with our loving guns We'll pump you full of molten lead Bang, bang, you're dead Hot Mods, just give us a squeeze Hot Mods!
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# ? Jun 8, 2017 07:15 |
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I think all goons are hot. Except me edit: oh, and this guy.
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# ? Jun 8, 2017 11:25 |
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Hugoon Chavez posted:edit: oh, and this guy. Low hanging fruit, everyone knows the rumours about that guy
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# ? Jun 8, 2017 12:17 |
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Hugoon Chavez posted:I think all goons are hot. That guy's a fucker
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