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That story hits all the notes
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Found out about my [20/M] gf's [25/F] weird sexual sherlock fanfiction I slept at my gf's house last night and when she left for work she forgot her phone. I wanted to prank her by setting her background to a silly selfie or something, and when I opened her phone it was still on a fanfiction page. I was curious and read what it was about and didn't really understand it, a lot of talk about 'Alphas' and 'Omegas'. So I googled it, found something about Omegaverse fanfiction, apparently its about some men being able to become pregnant and certain females having retractable penisses????????? So I skimmed through some more chapters and it contained really weird poo poo about Sherlock being someone's 'property' but John Watson protecting him, and they have sex in the end. It really weirded me out because of multiple reasons, beside the obvious ones. The day before we watched the new Sherlock episode together, and she must have read it in bed next to me, which kind of creeps me out. It also bothers me that now I probably can't watch Sherlock anymore without thinking about that weird stuff. Am I just overreacting? I mean everyone has their weird kinks, but the whole situation just kind of shocked me. It also weirds me out that she has sexual fantasies about characters in a show we watch together... I ust don't really know how to react. I sent her a fb message where I casually said that I saw it and laughed about it but no response so far. I do really like her but right now I'm just seeing a really weird side of her I guess. tl:dr: Read my gf's fanfiction, got creeped out, need some help to stop being weirded out.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 12:16 |
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Ride The Gravitron posted:It also weirds me out that she has sexual fantasies about characters in a show we watch together... I feel for this dude but this is adorable.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 12:55 |
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People sure do like to use the Greek alphabet for weird sexual poo poo.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 14:04 |
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naptalan posted:Am I under real legal threat of arrest? I may have fallen for a scam... Please help (self.legaladvice) I hope this guy knows he needs to forward me a refundable deposit of $400 so I won't leak this story to the authorities, to be repaid when he gets his package (never)
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 14:20 |
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lol I hope weed mail scam idiot is like 18 or something, that'd make it marginally less pathetic
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 14:24 |
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Dial-a-Dog posted:I hope this guy knows he needs to forward me a refundable deposit of $400 so I won't leak this story to the authorities, to be repaid when he gets his package (never) Hey don't try and scam him. I mean he did talk the buyer into paying $200 of the insurance fee. Obviously he's a shrewd business man.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 14:24 |
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ArbitraryC posted:I wasn't trying to I was just saying as far as relationship problems go your so being insecure about how their t, a, or d matches up to what they feel the media standards are is one that's not super hard to work through with legitimate empathy rather than just going "I tell them they're hot all the time what are they insecure about". There's a world of a difference between just saying you find them attractive (it's not like they think you'd be dating them if you thought they were ugly) and acknowledging that they feel insecure for reasons outside your relationship and you wanna help them with it within reason. Maybe if she just talked to him about why he feels so insecure rather than just dealing with it whenever it flared up they could reach a better place before it escalated this far. It's not like he was sending her 10 dick pics a day from the first time they met it clearly built to this point because it festered. maybe it's not her job to make him feel better about his self image. quote:I once suggested we introduce a vibrating dildo and he excused himself to go silently weep in the bathroom. quote:I wanted to prank her by setting her background to a silly selfie or something, and when I opened her phone it was still on a fanfiction page. I was curious and read what it was about and didn't really understand it, a lot of talk about 'Alphas' and 'Omegas'.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 14:43 |
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Ride The Gravitron posted:Found out about my [20/M] gf's [25/F] weird sexual sherlock fanfiction Hahahaha! 20 year old kids are so cute. I love how his outlook on watching Sherlock with his girlfriend is shattered forever because she reads some bizarre slash fanfiction. Hilarious. Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 14:45 on Jan 5, 2017 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Hahahaha! 20 year old kids are so cute. I love how his outlook on watching Sherlock with his girlfriend is shattered forever because she reads some bizarre slash fanfiction. Hilarious. Why is that that hilarious? That's some creepy weird poo poo. I would breakup with someone over that.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 14:54 |
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Why is that that hilarious? That's some creepy weird poo poo. I would breakup with someone over that. I would sooner break up with someone for pawing through my phone without my permission.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 14:56 |
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Why is that that hilarious? That's some creepy weird poo poo. I would breakup with someone over that. Imagine a post written in the exact same tone about a girl finding porn on her boyfriend's phone. That's all it is, porn. You'd breakup with someone because they look at porn?
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 14:59 |
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Dienes posted:I would sooner break up with someone for pawing through my phone without my permission. "So I googled it, found something about Omegaverse fanfiction, apparently its about some men being able to become pregnant and certain females having retractable penisses????????? So I skimmed through some more chapters and it contained really weird poo poo about Sherlock being someone's 'property' but John Watson protecting him, and they have sex in the end." That's just the poo poo he KNOWS about. But yeah don't touch someone's phone laptop tablet etc as well, that's lovely as well. Edit:. Well I mean to me there's porn and then there's THAT kind of stuff. It's really strange and off-putting to me.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 15:01 |
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Edit:. Well I mean to me there's porn and then there's THAT kind of stuff. It's really strange and off-putting to me. I can imagine the exact same reaction to a girl seeing any sort of kink porn on her boyfriend's computer. Or hell, normal porn what with all the dick gagging and spitting and choking.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 15:05 |
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he should keep it a secret and make all her fantasies come true by surprising her with a romantic night ending in pegging, then inflating his stomach before she wakes up in the morning
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 15:06 |
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WampaLord posted:I can imagine the exact same reaction to a girl seeing any sort of kink porn on her boyfriend's computer. Or hell, normal porn what with all the dick gagging and spitting and choking. lol
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 15:08 |
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The only moral porn is the porn I like.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 15:10 |
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Most written porn is really bad, sometimes you have to put up with really bizarre premises just to find something written decently enough to get you off. Like "ok I like this person's story, let's see what else they've written?.... Welp, guess I'm into Sherlock slash now."
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 15:11 |
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zakharov posted:The only moral porn is the porn I like.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 15:11 |
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actually i think you'll find that all types of porn exactly the same, from couple;s private videos, to hardcore simulated rape porn, to making GBS threads dicknipples. it's all the same.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 15:14 |
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:lol that weirdo from a few pages ago bought you an avatar I'm flattered!
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 15:14 |
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The only person allowed to jerk off to Sherlock is Steven Moffat!!
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 15:17 |
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I (22M) had my first gay sexual experience on drugs, and now everyone of my friends thinks I am gay, but I am 100% straight.quote:Was at a gathering with friends, basically everyone left except me, the owner, and some other guy who was sleeping over. I was on molly and so was the owner, and we kind of just hung out and talked a lot. He then kind of just randomly kissed me, and I said no then, but honestly it felt kind of nice, any form of touch felt really nice because of the molly.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 15:21 |
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Whorelord posted:I (22M) had my first gay sexual experience on drugs, and now everyone of my friends thinks I am gay, but I am 100% straight. That one's great because the only downvoted comments are people telling him he might have a problem with drugs if it leads to situations like this and the rest of Reddit shaming those people for being anti-drug.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 15:28 |
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WampaLord posted:That one's great because the only downvoted comments are people telling him he might have a problem with drugs if it leads to situations like this and the rest of Reddit shaming those people for being anti-drug. look if sucking an occasional dick while on drugs is a problem and not a perk i dont know what to say to you my friend
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 15:39 |
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ah, the failsafe gay test. You suck another man's dick and have him suck yours, and if you enjoy it, you're gay. Also you're gay for taking the test.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 15:39 |
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Nohomo.txt
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 15:55 |
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"I hosed a dude" "That's gay" "I hosed a dude...on drugs" "That's gay and now we're knee deep in a conversation about consent drat you you've ruined us!"
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 15:59 |
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ArbitraryC posted:I wasn't trying to I was just saying as far as relationship problems go your so being insecure about how their t, a, or d matches up to what they feel the media standards are is one that's not super hard to work through with legitimate empathy rather than just going "I tell them they're hot all the time what are they insecure about". There's a world of a difference between just saying you find them attractive (it's not like they think you'd be dating them if you thought they were ugly) and acknowledging that they feel insecure for reasons outside your relationship and you wanna help them with it within reason. Maybe if she just talked to him about why he feels so insecure rather than just dealing with it whenever it flared up they could reach a better place before it escalated this far. It's not like he was sending her 10 dick pics a day from the first time they met it clearly built to this point because it festered. CharlestheHammer posted:Lol you somehow made this her fault. Here we go again. Apparently suggesting that a woman do literally anything to solve her problems is victim blaming. According to the last few pages, the obvious solution is for her to call the police, call a lawyer, get a restraining order, , and But if she tries to solve it on her own, that's victim blaming.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 16:07 |
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I don't think the two situations are all that similar. Thanks for the avatar though.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 16:11 |
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You're welcome. And you're right, the situations aren't that similar, but the response was the exact same. Someone suggested she talk to him and suddenly it turned into "you made it her fault" victim blaming nonsense. Because...talking to people to resolve problems is just insane, right? Obviously it would be much easier for everyone involved to call the police, involve the legal system, permanently ruin friendships and relationships, spend time, money, etc. and just cause a poo poo ton of drama when they could have just talked about it like adults. Obviously I'm a lunatic. Personal Lucubrant fucked around with this message at 16:15 on Jan 5, 2017 |
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Pearnicious posted:Here we go again. Apparently suggesting that a woman do literally anything to solve her problems is victim blaming.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 16:13 |
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guys guys guys does sucking dick on drugs make you gay??
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 16:14 |
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Situation 1: guy is engaging in a harassment campaign ignoring the wishes of the person he's trying to "help." Situation 2: insecure guy is dealing with his issues in an inappropriate way. These are very similar.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 16:15 |
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Pearnicious posted:According to the last few pages, the obvious solution is for her to call the police, call a lawyer, get a restraining order, , and No, the obvious solution is for her to dump him and for him to get therapy for his massive insecurity issues. Stop dragging your weird baggage into every story.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 16:18 |
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zakharov posted:Situation 1: guy is engaging in a harassment campaign ignoring the wishes of the person he's trying to "help." Yeah, they're not similar. I said that. The responses were though. In both cases the suggestion was for the woman in the situation to set the record straight and have a serious conversation with the offending party. But somehow that's victim blaming? I'm just going to end this derail again right here because it's just as dumb as it was yesterday.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 16:19 |
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quote:My [29,F] co-worker [26,M] played a cruel joke on me and now I want to quit
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 16:23 |
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do HR departments not exist at these places or what honestly this whole thing sounds like her fault for not making it clear enough that she's not OK with this kind of thing Streak fucked around with this message at 16:28 on Jan 5, 2017 |
# ? Jan 5, 2017 16:26 |
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On the one hand, she's freaking out way too hard over this. On the other hand, who just goes and pours water on someone when they're at a business function?
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 16:26 |
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Earwicker posted:I would like to see a picture of the artwork and a picture of Rover before judging the situation I want to too. I'm thinking it looks like poo poo, but was such a sweet, thoughtful gift that everyone was complimenting it because her friend is a terrible person. Really, regardless of the quality, her friend is a jerk.
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