Krankenstyle posted:

actually, what about sonics friend nipples the echnidna? why are his hands so erotic if not for the nipples?

Screaming Idiot posted:

fixed


(also this is the only good sonic comic)

Facebook Aunt posted:

Probably for jerking off. Echnidnas have a 4 headed penis, so that's got to be complicated.

Imma link this in case some of y'all have especially puritanical workplaces.
https://imgur.com/KOlQuyl

Friend posted:

I think about that a lot whenever I see America's curling creature, the armadillo, on the side of the road. Years of evolution to build a thick layer of defense, but still easily frightened with no intelligence so it leaps headfirst into the bumper of a truck at the slightest provocation. Makes you think.

Lemniscate Blue posted:

Trucks are an invasive species.

Accordion Man posted:

Kanye's brain worm wouldn't even let you get near him, they're very protective of their hosts.

jobson groeth posted:

You're right about the brain worms. He's even started speaking with a bad Italian accent.

https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/1073424000431329280

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I still really like Kanye's music, despite his... weirdness, but lol

Jose posted:

https://twitter.com/viperwave/status/1073131792125718528?s=19

Dreylad posted:

agent 4'7"

StuG Jeebus posted:

I can totally see Ben Shapiro shooting up a school

Blinkman987 posted:

I mentioned essential oils to a friend of mine as a joke. She’s a surgeon who sees people in the worst shape, and she told me at least twice a month she has someone come in with a bad infection relatively close to losing a foot or half a leg who rubbed essential oils on their wound and thought it would get better because the internet said so.

These people, knowing they’re in bad shape and seeking a doctor’s assistance, then get mad when she tells them to take real medicine and stop using the essential oils. A guy who injected some into his Achilles today and might lose a leg because she told him mixing his saliva with lavender is not actual medicine, so he left.

I used to think of these people as harmless morons losing all their money to scams, but wow. They and the scam artists peddling this poo poo are really putting people at severe risk.

Alan Smithee posted:

I guess doctors really do hate them

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Cephalectomy posted:

Every time I see you post with that av i can't help but laugh at your misfortune. Thanks

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I still really like Kanye's music, despite his... weirdness, but lol

Sagebrush posted:

well what better thread in which to enlighten us as to what you are talking about?

Keru posted:

GiP made up a fake scam to troll the rest of the forums, Veni Vidi Amici fell for it very hard and then tried to be all 'haha no i'm laughing WITH you guys' in the thread until they got that avatar. That's my hazy recollection of it.

Friend posted:

When I was in Germany I was sitting in a beer garden and I heard a rustling behind me. I turned and looked and it was a cute little hedgehog creeping out of a bush all chill like. I was like "holy poo poo where'd this hedgehog come from" and the french girl I was with was like "uh the bush? Do you not have those?" like it was just a squirrel or something.

I think about that a lot whenever I see America's curling creature, the armadillo, on the side of the road. Years of evolution to build a thick layer of defense, but still easily frightened with no intelligence so it leaps headfirst into the bumper of a truck at the slightest provocation. Makes you think.

Antivehicular posted:

Something amazing is going down in GiP

Short version: Dude comes up with a goofy military-parody shirt design, GiP goons want it, he collects orders and money for 70-ish shirts, there are several months of delay in shirt production, then they finally go out... and they're all 6XL plain white T-shirts with iron-ons of the OP in uniform shooting finger guns at the camera. Several people spent non-trivial sums ordering multiple shirts and/or shipping internationally. Some people are amused! More people are pissed! Some other poster is trying to get the original shirt design ordered! Goon projects!

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Just so I understand, a Goon stole over $1,000 from other Goons, and some people - including posters in this very thread - are praising this.

I hope someone ratted him out to Paypal.

Malachite_Dragon posted:

The image is, I'm told, the goon in question themselves (McNally) doing the finger guns. it has also been immortalized in emote form.

I mean what I say now as much as I did then: it's a drat sight better than their dumb shirt, and if it really makes them so drat angry I'll take it off their hands.

Malachite_Dragon posted:

The image is, I'm told, the goon in question themselves (McNally) doing the finger guns. it has also been immortalized in emote form.

I mean what I say now as much as I did then: it's a drat sight better than their dumb shirt, and if it really makes them so drat angry I'll take it off their hands.

BioEnchanted posted:

This brings to mind an old fanfiction I read decades ago that I cannot find anymore, it was on Fanfiction.net, called something similar to Dark Chronicles, but that name seems to link to a different story.

The basic idea was that Legendaries are Not normal Pokemon, but powerful Trainers who were fused with their closest pokemon to watch over the world, like Ho oh was a girl fused with a Fearow. The story began with Ash being chosen, but whoops, wrong choice. The destined pair for conversion were meant to be Gary and Eevee, and Ash and Pikachu were too volatile, so went wrong badly. The stress the new creature was under sent a sort of psychic aftershock that infused aspects of the original's personalities but twisted, so all pokemon got Pikachu's independence and fear of Pokeballs, and rebelled, abandoning their trainers and seeking Ash out to serve him because he could mind control them, so apparently he randomly got a Psychic subtype I guess. People who treated their pokemon badly were first assaulted by them and badly injured. There was one exception - Team Rocket's Meowth had become so human in the way that it thought that it was spared the backlash, however due to trying to stop her Arbok leaving Jessie got bitten so she is found being looked after by Meowth and James in a tent in a secluded spot in the woods.

There was also a Charmeleon-Human hybrid as one of the main characters, rescued by the principal character, because of course there was. The story kind of stopped with the main characters being cornered in one of the cities as a Dragonite and an army of Voltorbs wreaked havoc, and at the time I read it, had stopped updating there.

Does that ring any bells for anyone?

HardDiskD posted:

what the gently caress

BioEnchanted posted:

Yeah, it was a very odd story.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

ricecult posted:

Holy poo poo, it's the investigation Olympics.

FizFashizzle posted:

Can't be, Russia is involved.

fool_of_sound posted:

You’re misremembering what happened duder. The real shirts were shipped. It was a prank to make the GiP posters think he sent them all fingergun shirts

shame on an IGA posted:

So last night I was having a nice sexy dream about being ridden cowgirl style and delivering some savage rear end smacks and then I woke up mid-swing and slapped the poo poo out of my nuts IRL

Milo and POTUS posted:

A new sex act called the rude awakening

Keru posted:

GiP made up a fake scam to troll the rest of the forums, Veni Vidi Amici fell for it very hard and then tried to be all 'haha no i'm laughing WITH you guys' in the thread until they got that avatar. That's my hazy recollection of it.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Imagine Dragons: Radioactive posted:

I'm wakin' up
To passion and lust
I slapped her rear end
And I smacked my nuts

Sir Lemming posted:

joke_explainer posted:

Plots of movies, but they have dick-sucking trolley robots instead of the normal aspects of the movie. I don't like the acronym DSR, because it just implies a dick sucking robot: It needs to be a DSTR, dick-sucking trolley robot. The trolley is extremely important for humor reasons, because it has to roll up really slowly and awkwardly.

got any sevens posted:

lowtax's robot spine will be a DSTR

Nosfereefer posted:

oh my god theyre turning lowtax into a robot

a dick sucking trolley robot

Luvcow posted:

"ma'am we did what we could but he was pretty far gone... we were able to save his head and his hands though and there's this new procedure we've been working on so we went ahead and attached them to this medical grade trolly" *dstr creakily rolls out from behind the medical curtains*

blaise rascal posted:

Lowtax talks with the doctors about the different possible robots they could turn him into, knowing full well that there is only one option that could give him any hope of paying off his medical bills.

Nosfereefer posted:

lowtax: i didnt ask for this

Splicer posted:

narrator: he had