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New Voters from Mexico. You mean those that their parents came to the United States, and then were born here, making them citizens? Those new voters? Or do you think that anyone can vote, as long as they vote Democratic Party? Or perhaps you mean anyone that came to the country that are Hispanic? Anyone that is an immigrant or has immigrant blood shall not vote. Especially if they vote for the other guy. This pissed me off more than it should, Hope n' Change is just dumb pandering to idiot racists.
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Mister Beeg posted:And with that, I posted the first year of the strip. edit: In past retrospective series, like the Horseys, it was great fun to see the tipping point, where the artist changed direction. In Horsey's case, it was Islamophobia; for Tinsley, at some point he stopped caring about a storyline and actual scenery. But when?? We may never know. pwn fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Jun 1, 2015 |
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I've been enjoying the earlier Mallard Fillmore too, if only because it feels like it takes place in an actual world (even if it's just a wingnut's fantasy world) compared to the MF of today.
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Wildeyes posted:I've been enjoying the earlier Mallard Fillmore too, if only because it feels like it takes place in an actual world (even if it's just a wingnut's fantasy world) compared to the MF of today. The DuckVoid is a rich and detailed world!
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Aleksei Vasiliev posted:
Holy poo poo this is terrible.
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Zaphod42 posted:Holy poo poo this is terrible. I'm just going to pre-empt this to make sure you understand that the cartoon is satire (it's posted on The Onion). Otherwise, yeah it's a weak Kelly.
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Thanks, guys! I decided that I'll continue posting them for the time being. At the very least, it'd be worth it just to see Tinsley's reaction to the 1996 election results. So yeah, it's staying for now.
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 1Real great, dynamic use of the visual medium here Ted. Though that is a pretty sad statistic.  2It's funny because he broke his femur.  3 4   5  I love Toles' metro cartoons. 6 7 8 9
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seiferguy posted:I'm just going to pre-empt this to make sure you understand that the cartoon is satire (it's posted on The Onion). Otherwise, yeah it's a weak Kelly. Yeah its definitely satire, its like the comic version of A Modest Proposal but infinitely less witty and instead just really obvious and dull. Like it made me groan out loud. 
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Zaphod42 posted:Yeah its definitely satire, its like the comic version of A Modest Proposal but infinitely less witty and instead just really obvious and dull. Like it made me groan out loud. I know that's a stock emoticon but it's not an analogy. It's another Thing Conservatives Actually Believe.
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Good point Branco, water is a private thing that stays completely contained within one's own yard and is in no way a shared, or shall we say "pooled," resource. You can pollute it all you want and the pollution will just stop right there at your neighbor's property line. Amazing, really.
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Monkey Fracas posted:Just straight-up drawing weird porno seems like a more savory and honest profession than conservative cheerleader
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So then we get into the debate. Is bronco actually so stupid that he thinks Obama is going to fine you fora baby crapping in a pool because GOVERNMENT RUN MAD !  Or is this a case of being a shilly shill, shilling for coal and gas companies who may not be able to dump toxins into rivers without maybe facing a minor fine?
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Jedit posted:What I find amusing is that the top level represents more than 10% of his annual funding. It's entirely possible that Muir is funded by fewer than ten people. Still nine more than his stand-in.
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Cpt.Americant posted:So then we get into the debate. Is bronco actually so stupid that he thinks Obama is going to fine you fora baby crapping in a pool because GOVERNMENT RUN MAD ! As always with ol' branc, he knows where his checks are coming from. And just look at the quality of that coloring to get a sense of how much these groups care about anything besides the message.
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Agree. Whatever you do, do not look at  Muir's naked drawing of Obama's mother.
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Please, I beg you, do not look at those links.
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pkfan2004 posted:It's the happily crying drink-tipping Lady Liberty that makes this comic better by raising so many questions. They're all drinking whiskey sours, I assume.
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"Dad, why are republicans bad?" "Well son, there is a man who lives in a shack with a hole in it's roof in Florida who spends so much time reading fringe right wing blogs and watching 300 instead of having a real job that he draws a comic strip to vicariously play out a fake social life while begging people on the internet to pay him for naked pictures of his imaginary wife hogtying Obama, who is also naked. That is just one of the many ways your life can be ruined by listening to republicans." Good thing he included the quotes around "fix" because otherwise how would anyone know that the garden pail isn't going to stop those all-consuming flames? Speaking of, what the gently caress are the flames supposed to represent?  Hilary gets paid to make speeches and that means she can't do anything about gender inequality because Fuckt Tupp fucked around with this message at 23:04 on Jun 1, 2015 |
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colonel_korn posted:
You know, Ted's story about how many women he hosed in college begins to make sense if you assume that all those women only did it because half a minute of an unsatisfying handjob was an easier way to get him to shut up than the far more poetic method of stapling his smug, misanthropic, victim-blaming, ego-masturbating mouth to the interior of his sphincter.
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Internet Webguy posted:
Eh, I read it more as "Hillary is so wildly out of touch she cannot even relate to real problems" which isn't exactly unfair. They were "dead broke" upon LEAVING THE loving WHITE HOUSE according to that crazy boomer sack of poo poo.
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chairface posted:Eh, I read it more as "Hillary is so wildly out of touch she cannot even relate to real problems" which isn't exactly unfair. They were "dead broke" upon LEAVING THE loving WHITE HOUSE according to that crazy boomer sack of poo poo. IIRC that comment was actually fairly accurate since they had a poo poo load of legal defense debt to pay for upon leaving the white house due to women Bill harassed and the right wing suing them constantly.
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Government regulation successfully prevents needless child deaths. A Good Cartoon.
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And Muir joins the disturbingly large number of conservatives that have drawn Obama naked. These poor repressed white men, unable to freely express a love for their toned chocolate god.
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Internet Webguy posted:
I'm sure Hillary will make just as much as Bill for her speeches once she is an ex-President. Why are all these Republican cartoonists so shocked that ex-Presidents make a ton of money for speeches? Do they think Bush Sr or Bush Jr would make less?
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Bush makes $110,000 according to a quick google search. Not as much as Clinton. but it's loving Dubya so he's lucky anyone wants to listen to him.
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Rorus Raz posted:
I don't remember Pope Francis saying this when Moses was parting the Red Sea in The Bible. Don't remember him being in The Bible at all, for that matter.
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Then Moses stretched out his hand over the sea, and all that night the Lord made the sea and global temperatures rise. The waters flooded the Israelites and the world changed into one that humans could no longer inhabit. God then revealed with a laugh that his chosen ones had actually been cockroaches and algae all along and we were just something he was messing around with to kill time.
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"Anything which is destructive to the environment must be an act of God! Any scientific explanations should be ignored, and the Pope is a heretic for believing them!" - The cartoonist for Investor's Business Daily, who is apparently now qualified to comment on matters of theology.
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Somfin posted:"Anything which is destructive to the environment must be an act of God! Any scientific explanations should be ignored, and the Pope is a heretic for believing them!" - The cartoonist for Investor's Business Daily, who is apparently now qualified to comment on matters of theology. Just as much as on matters of science, after all.
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winterwerefox posted:New Voters from Mexico. You mean those that their parents came to the United States, and then were born here, making them citizens? Those new voters? Or do you think that anyone can vote, as long as they vote Democratic Party? Or perhaps you mean anyone that came to the country that are Hispanic? Anyone that is an immigrant or has immigrant blood shall not vote. Especially if they vote for the other guy. This pissed me off more than it should, Hope n' Change is just dumb pandering to idiot racists. This is going to be the most potent sleeper issue in the GOP primary. I spotted not 5 books (including Ann Coulter) about the illegal and LEGAL immigration menace at the local B&N recently. The term "native-born" and "traditional Americans" gets thrown around a lot in these sorts of books, as if these groups possess magical skills no FORRNER is capable of understanding. They know that the demographics don't look good for presidential years and they're taking one last stupid nativist stand.
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De Nomolos posted:This is going to be the most potent sleeper issue in the GOP primary. I spotted not 5 books (including Ann Coulter) about the illegal and LEGAL immigration menace at the local B&N recently. The term "native-born" and "traditional Americans" gets thrown around a lot in these sorts of books, as if these groups possess magical skills no FORRNER is capable of understanding. "native-born", counting only whites and not Native Americans because you know why.
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Freaking Michael Ramirez just showed up in a Jeopardy! clue where they showed one of his horrid cartoons, referred to him as "award-winning cartoonist Michael Ramirez" and asked the players to identify what the I in IBD stands for. I was at least pleased when no one got it, but still... 
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Rorus Raz posted:
Also reading Branco and his shilling for small government, why go for small? I mean look at history and the greatest civilizations known to man were usually pretty big governments in how they regulated stuff.
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Saint Sputnik posted:Ted Rall is cursed to forever wander the earth in search of the Perfect Hitler, the platonic ideal of Hitler.  
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