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Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

Gravel Gravy posted:

They were also major fans of full-birth abortions i.e. throwing unfit children outside of the village to be eaten by wildlife.

How's that different from Pro-Lifers?

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Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

Gravel Gravy posted:

They were also major fans of full-birth abortions i.e. throwing unfit children outside of the village to be eaten by wildlife.

Hardly unique in this aspect though.

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU
:shrug:

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost



Uh, I'm not sure "past statements" are what people are referring to when they mention Santorum's "Google" problem.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

duz posted:

Uh, I'm not sure "past statements" are what people are referring to when they mention Santorum's "Google" problem.

Some of his past statements were especially frothy.

Mordiceius
Nov 10, 2007

If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!
:siren: Please, I beg you, do not look at those links. :siren:

What kind of rewards can you get for supporting DbD?



:nws: The basic level!
:nws: Receives lovely porn.

:nws: The Jewish Sniper Ex-Girlfriend Level
:nws: Receives lovely porn and weird fetish sex positions

:nws: The Muiry Sue/Waifu Level
:nws: Receives lovely porn and lovely coins and bookmarks

:nws: The Black Mouthpiece/Liberal Wife Level
:nws: Receives all that lovely porn and a lovely porny "Members Card" for the fuckbarn.

:nws: The Liberal Strawsister Level
:nws: Receives all the lovely porn and an arrowhead (yeah, no loving clue)

:nws: The Blowjob Russian Level
:nws: Receives all the lovely porn and a silver coin

:nws: The Fake-Liberal Argentinian Moneypot Dad Level
:nws: Receives all the lovely porn, a gold coin, and a full vectorized lovely porn picture of a character

Also, what I find amusing is that the liberal strawsister that is a "stupid whore" and always broke and a lovely person you should hate is literally the third highest level while the "heroes" of the comic are almost bottom level.

Mordiceius fucked around with this message at 17:54 on Jun 1, 2015

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Mordiceius posted:

Please, I beg you, do not look at those links.


These needs to be bolded with :siren:s at the top of your post.

:gonk:

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Rorus Raz posted:

Ted Rall is not putting omnivorism on par with homophobia, misogyny, and loving Nazism which says a lot since Rall tends to equate the latter with everyone.

And gently caress you for making me defend Ted Rall.

Uh, where do you get this idea that Ted Rall hates Nazis? The guys who tried to kill Art Spiegelman's family before he was ever born?

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Gravel Gravy posted:

They were also major fans of full-birth abortions i.e. throwing unfit children outside of the village to be eaten by wildlife.
Well pro-lifers actually don't give a poo poo when the baby is actually born because then its just another spawn of the welfare queen brood mother in their sick sociopath minds.

Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk
Mallard Fillmore: Year Two (June 5-10, 1995)







And with that, I posted the first year of the strip.

I know I said that I was planning to keep posting these, but in hindsight, I don't know if there's anything more to post. If people want me to keep posting the strips, I might do that, but otherwise I'll probably just end it when this "charming" storyline.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Schizotek posted:

How do people who worship Spartan culture deal with the fact that they were the most cartoonishly evil society to ever grace the planet? I mean, where do they think a society consisting entirely of soldiers who have no other skill or duty gets things like food, weapons, homes, etc?

Meanwhile the Persian Empire was pretty progressive for it's time and Cyrus the Great is even credited with writing the first human rights charter.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Schizotek posted:

How do people who worship Spartan culture deal with the fact that they were the most cartoonishly evil society to ever grace the planet? I mean, where do they think a society consisting entirely of soldiers who have no other skill or duty gets things like food, weapons, homes, etc?

They weren't really cartoonishly evil. And Spartan society didn't just include soldiers; there were a number of classes who could not join the army including women and the aforementioned Helots who both had more rights and privileges than their counterparts in Athens. I know know we look back on the infanticide and ritual killings of Helots as cruel and mad, but it's ultimately just par for the course for a lot of ancient societies. People who fetishize them now ignore all that stuff as it detracts from a modern idea of what a noble soldier is.

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Mister Beeg posted:

And with that, I posted the first year of the strip.

I know I said that I was planning to keep posting these, but in hindsight, I don't know if there's anything more to post. If people want me to keep posting the strips, I might do that, but otherwise I'll probably just end it when this "charming" storyline.
There was more to post? To my knowledge, Mallard Fillmore was shitcanned back in 1995 because the main character was arrested for spying on underage kids and filming them illegally. He gets sent to prison in the last strip of the series, there wasn't anything past the first year.

wearing a lampshade
Mar 6, 2013

achillesforever6 posted:

Well pro-lifers actually don't give a poo poo when the baby is actually born because then its just another spawn of the welfare queen brood mother in their sick sociopath minds.



drat, that's an ice burn.


Ted Rall doesn't hate Nazis, he's just disappointed in them (for not finishing the job on Speigelman)

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012



This one is pretty much a mess, where the intended message isn't clear unless you read the title bar of the screen at right.

PassTheRemote
Mar 15, 2007

Number 6 holds The Village record in Duck Hunt.

The first one to kill :laugh: wins.
A few pages ago, but:


This one comes off as really racist. That AZ. policy in and of itself was derided for being able to be abused for racial profiling, but WTF? If you pulled over the driver for speeding, its "License and Registration" to the driver, not to the passanger.

Also, using "Your papers please"? You made a reference to Casablanca, but also to the police force, who were corrupt and controlled by the nazis. Good job Rob Smith Jr.



Well, at least he got the blue necktie in there.

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

Mister Beeg posted:

Mallard Fillmore: Year Two (June 5-10, 1995)


Thankfully no right-wing militia types would ever do anything bad in the mid-90s.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


What I find amusing is that the top level represents more than 10% of his annual funding. It's entirely possible that Muir is funded by fewer than ten people.

That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah



:aaaaa:

Of all the things I expected him to produce, man-headed pig rear end being wrestled by waifu was never one of them.

Always more, always worse, etc.

beepsandboops
Jan 28, 2014
What a weird "a thing happened." Dennis Hastert is under investigation--also, parts of the Patriot Act expired.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

beepsandboops posted:

What a weird "a thing happened." Dennis Hastert is under investigation--also, parts of the Patriot Act expired.

I believe Hastert was Speaker of the House when the Patriot act was passed, and the requirement to report transactions of $10K and above (how they caught him) came from the Patriot act.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

D.N. Nation posted:

Thankfully no right-wing militia types would ever do anything bad in the mid-90s.

It's worse. The newspaper lag means that those comics were written as a direct answer to the Oklahoma City Bombing. Bruce Tinsley's immediate response to that event was "not all right wing militas"

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

‘Exploding On The Scene’

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:


‘Exploding On The Scene’

Uhhh Kelly, Zits already made this joke.

Shadowed Bacon
Apr 28, 2009

prefect posted:

I believe Hastert was Speaker of the House when the Patriot act was passed, and the requirement to report transactions of $10K and above (how they caught him) came from the Patriot act.

I heard it was that he was taking out amounts lower than that to avoid reporting the transactions, so the patriot act had little to do with his capture.

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Shadowed Bacon posted:

I heard it was that he was taking out amounts lower than that to avoid reporting the transactions, so the patriot act had little to do with his capture.

And that is also a crime and is monitored thanks to the Patriot Act.

Mitsuo
Jul 4, 2007
What does this box do?

Shadowed Bacon posted:

I heard it was that he was taking out amounts lower than that to avoid reporting the transactions, so the patriot act had little to do with his capture.

I'd heard he was taking out amounts consistently juuust below the limit, which set off some alerts.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

Mister Beeg posted:

I know I said that I was planning to keep posting these, but in hindsight, I don't know if there's anything more to post. If people want me to keep posting the strips, I might do that, but otherwise I'll probably just end it when this "charming" storyline.

I'd only have one request if you do stop. Reading these early strips, it was pretty obvious that Tinsley (and maybe conservatives in general) were big on the idea that with the Republican Revolution having happened, that Clinton was doomed and probably wouldn't even run for reelection. I'd really like to see the strips from after the '96 election to see how he dealt with that.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

Mitsuo posted:

I'd heard he was taking out amounts consistently juuust below the limit, which set off some alerts.

That's how they caught Zimmerman's money laundering.

Transactions between $9500 and $10,000 are very suspicious and they can trigger a suspicious activity report.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Twelve by Pies posted:

I'd only have one request if you do stop. Reading these early strips, it was pretty obvious that Tinsley (and maybe conservatives in general) were big on the idea that with the Republican Revolution having happened, that Clinton was doomed and probably wouldn't even run for reelection. I'd really like to see the strips from after the '96 election to see how he dealt with that.

He goes on an in-strip (and likely in real life) drunken binge as I recall.

Saint Sputnik
Apr 1, 2007

Tyrannosaurs in P-51 Volkswagens!

albany academy posted:

drat, that's an ice burn.


Ted Rall doesn't hate Nazis, he's just disappointed in them (for not finishing the job on Speigelman)

Ted Rall is cursed to forever wander the earth in search of the Perfect Hitler, the platonic ideal of Hitler.

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Captain_Maclaine posted:

He goes on an in-strip (and likely in real life) drunken binge as I recall.

Are you sure that wasn't swillmore?

alnilam fucked around with this message at 20:30 on Jun 1, 2015

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

alnilam posted:

Are you sure that wasn't swillmore?

No, I'm familiar with Swillmore's "election-day blackout and attempted suicide" cartoon. Tinsley did a similar, though less extreme, version back in the 90s, and Mister Beeg even posted it already:

World Famous W
May 25, 2007

BAAAAAAAAAAAA

alnilam posted:

Are you sure that wasn't swillmore?
Swillmore is official canon.

Schizotek
Nov 8, 2011

I say, hey, listen to me!
Stay sane inside insanity!!!

What is waifu doing to obama there?

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Saint Sputnik posted:

Ted Rall is cursed to forever wander the earth in search of the Perfect Hitler, the platonic ideal of Hitler.

That's what you get when people think a Jew is the Messiah and you take the piss out of him.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Mordiceius posted:

:siren: Please, I beg you, do not look at those links. :siren:

What kind of rewards can you get for supporting DbD?




Just straight-up drawing weird porno seems like a more savory and honest profession than conservative cheerleader who also sometimes draws weird porno.

PassTheRemote
Mar 15, 2007

Number 6 holds The Village record in Duck Hunt.

The first one to kill :laugh: wins.

Stultus Maximus posted:

It's worse. The newspaper lag means that those comics were written as a direct answer to the Oklahoma City Bombing. Bruce Tinsley's immediate response to that event was "not all right wing militas"

That's timing I tell you.

Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk

Stultus Maximus posted:

It's worse. The newspaper lag means that those comics were written as a direct answer to the Oklahoma City Bombing. Bruce Tinsley's immediate response to that event was "not all right wing militas"

The bombing was directly mentioned 2 weeks prior

Mister Beeg posted:

Mallard Fillmore: Year One (May 22-27, 1995)







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Wildeyes
Nov 3, 2011

Mordiceius posted:

:siren: Please, I beg you, do not look at those links. :siren:

Boy am I glad I'm at work right now, because I am the most curious idiot.

I guess I can still look at them on my phone, oh god why did I just do that?

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