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That's one hell of a red text Pick.
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# ? Apr 17, 2020 06:38 |
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People were allowed to have an entire thread making fun of my Marfan's, see if I give a poo poo
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# ? Apr 17, 2020 06:41 |
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Enough. The funny forums quote thread is absolutely not your place to air out grievances. PM me if you feel you've been under-served; otherwise, post something funny.
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# ? Apr 17, 2020 06:54 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:post something funny. Okellydokellydoo! The_White_Crane posted:I cannot tell what either of those foods are. Control Volume posted:*looking at one of the most ubiquitous seafood items on earth* hmm this could be uh.. *squints harder* uh..... a small pastry.
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# ? Apr 17, 2020 07:05 |
Peanut Butler posted:quarantine hollerin in the internet nursing home
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# ? Apr 17, 2020 08:00 |
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The Maestro posted:Real ballsy to contribute to a derail, get made fun of for it, then request other people pick up the thread again, and then continue on with the derail two posts later. I'm really sorry, but that's not the case. I was going to PM you, but you don't seem to have PMs. Are you all right? It's a difficult time; feel free to email me at fletamcgurn at Gmail dot com if you want to talk to someone. Chin up! E: The General posted:There's an episode of Voyager where everybody bleeds from the eyes, and some people hang from the ceiling and bleed from the eyes. I want to say it's the one where they find the Ocampan space station, and the leader unlocks Kes' ability to make people bleed from the eyes. Strange power, but okay. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Apr 17, 2020 09:25 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:Elise is a fantastic poster; that's not even open for debate uh
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# ? Apr 17, 2020 13:04 |
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Elise the Great is a bona fide hall of fame poster, who produced several posts that are absolutely legendary. She is also an outstanding secret Santa. Who are you ?
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# ? Apr 17, 2020 13:07 |
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quote:First things first: we actually do know what elves called their dicks, because even the glorious JRRT couldn't keep his hands out of his pants. The poetic term (yes, elves seem to have engaged in erotic poetry) would be gwî, but for everyday usage gwib was the preferred term. Puntl is provided as the coarse, moderately transgressive term, and likely what you would be invited to suck if you went down on a male elf. Alas, due to the ban on the Noldorin language, we have no surviving slang for Fëanor's johnson.
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# ? Apr 17, 2020 13:10 |
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90s Cringe Rock posted:elise the great is pretty great That whole elf dick analysis is one of the best things the forums ever produced.
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# ? Apr 17, 2020 13:13 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:hole elf dick anal Oh my, Is it hot in here or is it just your post?
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# ? Apr 17, 2020 14:04 |
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I am prepared to debate Elise's posting record, if Richard Dawkins agrees to moderate. My preferred format is Lincoln-Douglas. I haven't read a single post by Elise, but logic and facts are on my side. Debate me, cowards!
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# ? Apr 17, 2020 14:09 |
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This is why I shouldn’t go to forums threads besides Goon Doc. Not every poster is to everyone’s taste. Also I have zero honor or dignity to defend, and generally speaking I’m more credulous than I should be as a goon anyway. I wasn’t being flippant, I really do find stories of child abuse triggering in the actual mental health sense of the word, and it’s on me to deal with that. It’s wild to me that people think that kind of story is over the top and obviously gimmicky rather than deeply concerning, but I think a lot of folks are blessedly innocent of what life is like and how many horrible, haunting things happen daily all around them. Still, derails gotta die, funny quotes gotta roll, I’m going back in my lurkhole now.
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# ? Apr 17, 2020 15:10 |
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Never meet your heroes.
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# ? Apr 17, 2020 15:12 |
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But all my gyros are meat!
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# ? Apr 17, 2020 15:21 |
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elise the great posted:It’s wild to me that people think that kind of story is over the top and obviously gimmicky rather than deeply concerning, but I think a lot of folks are blessedly innocent of what life is like and how many horrible, haunting things happen daily all around them. Still, derails gotta die, funny quotes gotta roll, I’m going back in my lurkhole now. We've got a new PYF thread about medical stories: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3920284 I'm keeping a close eye on it and I'd love to have people like you share their experiences. I wasn't being flippant; I genuinely love your stories.
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# ? Apr 17, 2020 15:52 |
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Lobok posted:But all my gyros are meat! One of them actually isn't.
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# ? Apr 17, 2020 17:28 |
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Picnic Princess posted:One of them actually isn't. I can’t believe it’s not mutton.
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# ? Apr 17, 2020 17:34 |
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~and then a gyro comes along With a sauce to sprinkle on~
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# ? Apr 17, 2020 17:36 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:~and then a gyro comes along ~That’s tzatzikiiii~
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# ? Apr 17, 2020 18:13 |
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just remembered the funniest goon contest fall sick and die posted:I don't know how to deal with this at the moment. All kinds of thoughts are flying through my brain, dealing with some pretty serious confusion/angst. My wife was acting strangely, everything was fine but she seemed nervous and out of place. I finally confronted her about it and she told me, "I feel like I'm going to cry. Why are you growing that mustache?" I tried to play it off as nothing, "It's just a mustache, come on, does it really bother you that I've grown a little mustache?" She wouldn't have it. Her eyes literally were tearing up as she told me stuff like, "You look like a bad man." and "When I look at you now I feel very bad inside, like something is very wrong." I'm not joking, and I'm not exaggerating, this was what it was actually like.
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# ? Apr 17, 2020 18:18 |
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holy poo poo lol that's what i call a buried lede
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# ? Apr 17, 2020 18:54 |
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Me as I’m reading through this - Yeah, why’s she so mad at him growing a mustache, who ca— *me getting about halfway through* - oh. Oh god.
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# ? Apr 17, 2020 19:39 |
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The internet makes you [do] stupid [things]
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# ? Apr 17, 2020 19:44 |
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Captain Monkey posted:Me as I’m reading through this - Yeah, why’s she so mad at him growing a mustache, who ca—
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# ? Apr 17, 2020 20:33 |
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lmfao what a thread
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# ? Apr 17, 2020 20:36 |
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There are four full sized paragraphs before the word Hitler appears.
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# ? Apr 17, 2020 21:04 |
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Jenny Agutter posted:lmfao what a thread several of the participants were young college dudes whose facial hair grew at a rate of nanometers per year BIG BABY JESUS posted:DAY 14:
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# ? Apr 17, 2020 21:06 |
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Thoughts and prayers to that goon's hairline. That was back in 2010...
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# ? Apr 17, 2020 21:21 |
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Oh my God I thought the mustache competition was a joke. Hahahaha
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# ? Apr 17, 2020 21:21 |
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Some say he's still there to this day, squinting at you and hoping his facial hair will come in
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# ? Apr 17, 2020 21:23 |
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Jenny Agutter posted:just remembered the funniest goon contest Thats Wishes for Death aka Fat Swedish Hero aka Fish Steer a Dhow aka Fall Sick and Die ( He gave up the anagram username gimmick here) He used to be known for writing over the top, effort crafted gimmick threads in GBS and never dropping character then disappearing for a while, scrambling his username letters up, and repeating. One of my favorites was this thread with the story of being head of a Ghostbusters cosplay troupe. They enjoyed moderate success before it all came crashing down due to petty in-fighting squabbles and him ultimately having an affair with the Janine cosplaying member of the group which torpedoed his marriage. I think he wrote that he was the Egon of the group and the whole Janine/Egon lust dynamic became too real. It was sourced with all kinds of pictures and elaborate details like all his threads were. Of course this was also the time period of Boomerjinks being a popular member of the site and not the butt of jokes about reddit drama over Jurassic Park jeep scandals. Boomerjinks just couldnt let someone have a laugh in his specific area of Ghostbusters fandom and had to run into the thread to call bullshit on all the minute details of the story. Using his expertise to call attention to pictures of Ghostbusters props that only he could recognize and knowledge of the local cosplay groups of whatever area in the country this was supposed to be in, Boomerjinks had to rush in and ruin everyones fun. He was the top Ghostbusters nerd with the inaccurate replica Ectomobile made from a modified Subaru hatchback, which amounted to 90% of his posting back then. Total different era of GBS and the weird bigger than life personalities that used to clash there. At some point Wishes for Death dropped the gimmick only posts got made a mod of LF. I thought he went crazy over DocEvil letting Rorschach gently caress with the forum before they deleted LF, but it looks like he was still posting in 2016 and then disappeared forever.
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# ? Apr 17, 2020 22:29 |
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literally a hog posted:Boomerjinks had to rush in and ruin everyones fun. He was the top Ghostbusters nerd with the inaccurate replica Ectomobile made from a modified Subaru hatchback oh poo poo that's why I think of Ecto-1 every time I see a white Legacy wagon
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# ? Apr 17, 2020 22:33 |
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Nastyman posted:Death by Snoo Snoo
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# ? Apr 18, 2020 00:54 |
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literally a hog posted:At some point Wishes for Death dropped the gimmick only posts got made a mod of LF. I thought he went crazy over DocEvil letting Rorschach gently caress with the forum before they deleted LF, but it looks like he was still posting in 2016 and then disappeared forever. I'm betting he actually got married.
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# ? Apr 18, 2020 00:56 |
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A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:several of the participants were young college dudes whose facial hair grew at a rate of nanometers per year My facial hair started coming in highschool and I distinctly remember going from "Whoa this is awesome" to "Man this loving sucks you are telling me I have to shave daily!?" In the span of a couple months. So I envy them. Telsa Cola has a new favorite as of 01:04 on Apr 18, 2020 |
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Telsa Cola posted:My facial hair started coming in highschool and I distinctly remember going from "Whoa this is awesome" to "Man this loving sucks you are telling me I have to shave daily!?" In the span of a couple months. I got face hair early but also can not grow a beard / mo / whatever. I am in patchy facial hair hell.
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# ? Apr 18, 2020 01:13 |
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Inceltown posted:I got face hair early but also can not grow a beard / mo / whatever. I am in patchy facial hair hell. I'm in the same boat. I can grow what basically amount to turbo-sideburns that connect my hair down to the chin and neckbeard, but they will. Not. loving. Connect. There is forever a finger-width strip of skin down my chin and neck where not a single hair will sprout, even if I go a year without shaving (which I did after graduating as an experiment.) A beard will never be in my future.
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# ? Apr 18, 2020 01:34 |
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You can have some of mine. I have a high beard cheek line which basically makes me looks like my beard is slowly consuming my face if I don't keep it shaved down.
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Inceltown posted:I got face hair early but also can not grow a beard / mo / whatever. I am in patchy facial hair hell. Same, most I can do is look like an Amishman hobo
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