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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Darchangel posted:

Ugh, that was the horrible H-body (Citation) wasn't it?

I think the Citation and Pontiac Kleenex was the X body.

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Darchangel posted:

Also, on that wagon, almost all the B-bodies used an Olds V8 around then. I presume it offered something that GM couldn't get out of the SBC at the time. Handy for me and my Cutlass, since it made spare parts and later model accessories available.

My parents had an 84 wagon. It had a 305.
Friend's parents had an 89(?) old custom cruiser wagon, with a 307...... Until they put a 455 in it.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Powershift posted:

It's not a kit car, it's a spartan II, they're worth decent money in good condition.

Buy it!

Only if it comes with a big hat and jewel encrusted cane.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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http://www.kijiji.ca/v-heavy-trucks...gationFlag=true




wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Darchangel posted:

Also, the Jeep 4.0 is understressed, to put it mildly. That's why they run forever. Slap a turbo and decent head studs/gasket on a 4.0 and get moving. It worked for the Jeep XJ-R guys.
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The world needs more slant sixes. Designed to be made of aluminum, but ended up being built from 'Murican Iron.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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DiggityDoink posted:

I had a poverty spec MX3 as my second car and always wanted one of those since there were way more aftermarket parts than the base motor.

Really? More aftermarket for the v6 than the 1.6 that was the same (minus turbo bits) as in the 323 GTX?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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BraveUlysses posted:

its dumb as hell because you shouldnt touch your retirement unless it's an actual emergency

:frogout: This isn't automotive sanity.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I wonder which would be less reliable. Chrysler or Audi?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Is that that VW that got towed a long time ago?
There was some big blog post about it or something?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Probably the fact that they're advertising a BMW made in the last 30 years as having Power steering, brakes, windows etc. as a selling point.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Got ya. Yeah, if you drive an automatic, the communists win.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Elephanthead posted:

But I want a manual transmission and a communist government?

Then the terrorists win.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I'd guess a combination of manual steering box, like you said, with a different ratio, and people back then were way more manly.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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No pictures, so screenshot is probably not necessary..

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-autos-camions/laval-rive-nord/mazda-b-3000-2001-exproprio:-74-ans/1308271847?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

MAZDA B-3000 2001 (EXPROPRIO: 74 ANS!!)
$25,000.00

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Translated:

MAZDA B-3000 2001, WHITE, MANUAL, AIR CONDITIONING, 5 PASSENGER, 4 DOORS, 267000 KM, 6 CYLINDERS, 3 LITERS, INTERMITTENT WIPER, RADIO-CD, TACHOMETER, MAGS, ARMRESTS, REAR SEATS , EXPROPRIO: 74 YEARS !! 514-239-0905

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Kastivich posted:

The optional wood grain interior kit is the most fake wood grain interior kit I have ever seen.

The "wood" itself looks awfully fake, but the "grain" is nice. Thats like Walnut grain. Rich guys that own fancy guns pay big money for that kind of grain.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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VideoTapir posted:

Holy poo poo, that rust. Looks like Godzilla took a bite out of it.

Thats just to keep it from getting high centred.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Gold or horrible? Convertible Fiero with supercharged 3.8
https://www.scarsview.ca/used/Pontiac/1987-Pontiac-Fiero-d043af780a0e0aea33de598235bacbe5.htm

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Luxrage posted:

A friend of mine, after selling his somewhat run-down 86 LTD Crown Victoria sedan we worked on together, asked me to keep an eye out for a better one for him. His only requirements was that it was the boxy pre-88 models and it had to be black on black.


:eyepop::eyepop::eyepop:


I'm pretty much at the point of grabbing him by the shoulders and violently shaking him to buy this one.

Too bad Dick is no longer in Florida.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Huggable Bear King posted:

Man this thing is so cool! I wish I had some spare cash lying around, I'd fix all of the little things and straight pipe it.











https://baltimore.craigslist.org/cto/d/1979-dodge-warlock-ii-pick-up/6515075721.html

We now have turbo dick's new war wagon.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Everybody email him with "WHAT IS DONOR CHASSIS? IS IT FIERO?"

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Nohearum posted:


The ride quality must rival that of an 1800's Conestoga wagon.

Yeah, but da riiimmmzzz Dawg!!

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Nitrox posted:

It wouldn't be a clean title then.


Probably rolled it while drunk/high/stupid, didn't tell insurance, got a buddy with a tow truck to tow it back to wherever. Decides to sell because taking it to a body shop would be too expensive and a car in such a state might cause questions to be asked...

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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rhombus posted:


Also, :lol: at "it has a tac!"

Hey listen rear end in a top hat, its a "TACT".

Also, holy gently caress at the number of exclamation marks.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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gently caress. It has to be in Calgary.....

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I had to check out that odometer three times. Yup, its six digit plus the tenths.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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gently caress yeah, Lindsay!! I went to college there.
I'm surprised he's not willing to trade for abortions for his sisters.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Rhyno posted:

AutoTempest.

My brother had an Auto Corsica.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Faded Mars posted:

Can't remember the model, but back in high school a friend's parents had a van with auto seat belts. Only the torso part was automatic, of course. I think I forgot to do up the lap belt portion pretty much every time I wasn't explicitly reminded to do so. I'm glad they're not really a thing anymore.

You wouldn't have forgotten it if they had been in my Grandad's 1982(?) Chrysler Lebaron. It had that voice reminder poo poo. "Please fasten your seatbelts, please fasten your seatbelts... " *click, "Thank you".

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Snowy posted:

Which one said “the door is ajar”

His did that too. There were probably a couple other reminders too, but I don't remember.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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TotalLossBrain posted:

Rad bus.

Needs this driver.



"You're on the wrong bus dude, this is the MAGIC bus".

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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scuz posted:

Speaking of cruisers

https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ram/cto/d/1986-oldsmobile-custom/6611132728.html



Called the dude, hopefully gonna get a call back today, don't think I'll offer more than $2k for it though.

gently caress yeah, reminds me of my parent's wagon in the 80s/90s. Caprice classic, grey with woodgrain, rear facing seat. Piling fuckin 15 people in the thing, throwing eggs out the rear window, dual hinge tail gate, donuts, bumper hitching, hotboxing etc..... Theirs had a 305 and 700r4, ran like a fuckin top even after the odometer turned over 5 times. I had the sad duty of driving it to the junkyard when they finally got rid of it.

Also, my friend's parents in highschool had an 89 custom cruiser. They put a 455 and TH300 in it.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Cacafuego posted:

My friend had 2 89 probe gt’s back in like 99-2000. For the quoted hp #s, it was surprisingly quick with the turbo. I want one real bad, but not $6500 bad.

Those things had quite a bit of torque for their day.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Finished highschool in 98 bros :respek:

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Fuckin poo poo I want one of those cars.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Goober Peas posted:

There's a guy on youtube that bought a 2019 Ram that had chrome trim on one side of the truck and blacked out trim on the other. He didn't notice until he got the truck home. I'm not linking because the video is pretty boring/hard to watch/listen to. Got to keep that tradition of Oops going.

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Goober Peas posted:

god does like his steaks well done

I hear he likes ketchup on them too.


What an rear end in a top hat.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Popete posted:

It looks like a McDonalds advertisement.

Shame on everyone for not having yet posted Mc Donkalds.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Don Lapre posted:

Car should be an easy 35,000 dollar bill flip

I read that in Darrel Sheets' voice.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Darchangel posted:

The turbo engine isn't terrible. Convertible - eh. "Luxury" Sunbird - LOL.


I always thought of "LE and LX" models of cars to stand for Least EXpensive.

I know that sometimes the LX/LE trim is NOT the lowest end trim level

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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My parents had an 84 Mercury Lynx with no passenger side mirror. And no AC, and an AM only radio.......

It was the Lynx L trim level. So cheap they didn't even make it an LX

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