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Giggily posted:No, it's Templars of the New Conglomerate. TE doesn't care about EVE Online from what I understand, but they are pretty humorous because they're hemorrhaging members in an attempt to stat pad their way to #1. They kicked 100 people the other day, and are now top ranked on Mattherson in every single category except for score per minute, where we're still better. Are you talking about joshinya? He has an autistic fit any time goons are around, friendly or enemy. He seems to have EVE PTSD, and it's hilariously easy to get that entire outfit to have a meltdown.
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Magres posted:I don't think this has been posted, and it's amazing. This guy literally, honest to god, is crying. You can hear it in his voice. It's so good. Was the grief getting me to listen to that pathetic poo poo at the end of that video? If so, you win. Taunting and cursing at a crying 14 year old over mumble isn't really a clever form of griefing. Everyone's gotta start somewhere I guess.
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May 9, 2013 06:12
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Segmentation Fault posted:By that logic neither is getting a child to scream and slam his keyboard/mouse. Getting someone to cry over a video game isn't valid griefing, but making a kid go completely bonkers is...? It's not a moral issue, it's an issue of the mundane verses the clever and funny. Locking someone in the air and only saying hello ends up being pretty funny in the retelling. Getting some 14 year old kid to cry by banning him and calling him a bitch will usually just get you blank stares. The first part of that video is rather funny, the ending not so much.
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May 9, 2013 06:34
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It's not really about age or crying. Those kids crying are usually the same ones screaming about "niggers" and "faggots" up to the point where they realize it doesn't stop the griefers. I agree with Seg there isn't really moral divide with the types of griefing, just the level of humor one gets from it. I just think the reactions to the clever griefs or those aimed at tryhards are far funnier. Segmentation Fault posted:Fair enough. If it's about a taste in humor, I can't really touch you. Don't be silly Seg, you can touch me any time you want. 
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May 9, 2013 15:33
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Pittsburgh Lambic posted:In Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3, a rifle-mounted grenade launcher is commonly referred to as a "noob tube" because you're not supposed to use it or something. I don't think I will understand why people, teenagers in particular, have the strange compulsion to start singing slurs/cursewords/threats over the internet. I can only assume they realize that constantly threatening to rape someone and their family becomes redundant and so decide to add a little spice to keep things fresh.
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Aug 13, 2013 23:35
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Magres posted:I kinda want to make a British Revolutionary War roleplaying clan on TR now, and tell the NC to stop being rebellious colonists whenever we fight them. Blather on in /yell about tea and biscuits and poo poo and ramble on in proximity voice chat with terrible fake British accents. It'd be even better if we could get powdered wig cosmetic helmets I would play planetside 2 again for this. The tryhards in that game would react wonderfully.
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Aug 23, 2013 23:05
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I hope that guy has some sort of special needs, as bad as that sounds. If not and that's from a "functional" adult with mommy issues, it goes beyond disturbing.
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Oct 9, 2013 04:21
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tomanton posted:here is a man in a top hat spectating me in solemn disappointment as I waste a round running in circles and shooting a gun from my weiner. I am glad there is no explanation for any of this, it is so much better that way. It's like that Lewis Black sketch about "If it wasn't for my horse, I never would have spent that year in college."
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Oct 11, 2013 01:40
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That guy sure showed him. If I only I could be so tough, then no one would mess with in my video games.
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Nov 23, 2013 01:48
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wuat posted:Stream sniping people in DayZ SA is still the most fun thing you can do in the game. info\ and stgggs have been doing it a lot lately, here's a clip from earlier tonight. This is from the previous page, but I can't believe how much of a pretentious prick that guy is. Is it just me, or do most of the people streaming seem to be 30s white men with the same bigoted worldview, monotone voice and anger issues. I also don't understand the strange cult of followers these streamers gather. Their instant acceptance that the people supporting their brother with luekemia are simply fagots who are bad at the game is mind numbing.
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Dec 29, 2013 15:33
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How much do people like that guy make from streaming on twitch? I can't imagine it's anything substantial.
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-Zydeco- posted:Not unless he's a corpsman in the Army, who was once shot by an AK that hit him hard enough that it knocked his helmet off and threw him into a wall, which knocked him out for a few minutes defying the laws of physics and the bullet stopping abilities of kevlar helmet, which are called helms according to him, at the same time. Also, he's in the HLS? From what he said we assumed he meant the DHS, but he was adamant that he was in the HLS. Real classy dude. The cheese in those things is terrible, always try to trade it to some idiot private for their peanut butter.
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I hate the current era of big publishers producing only stale games so I hope it succeeds enough to not be considered a dismal failure that prevents other developers from considering a similar path. That being said, it will likely be a dismal failure since Chris Roberts is managing it and is promising everything that anyone could want ever. Or it's just one of the greatest cons in history, in that nerds will bitch about it for decades.
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Aug 7, 2014 19:07
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Oct 10, 2014 23:06
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Is this what crashed the server about a month ago? I had just logged on, so I didn't get to see it first hand.
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Nov 2, 2014 09:40
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I know the videos were a few.years old, but are there any more videos from the guy angry about terraria? That dude is a treasure.
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Nov 18, 2014 19:30
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QuarkJets posted:Holy gently caress, that's brilliant. Chris Roberts is an evil genius I cannot believe that he's kept the gravy train rolling this long. Is there even any substance to the game yet? A friend mine said that he could dogfight, but that it was pretty lovely.
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Dec 25, 2014 14:54
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Ringo Star Get posted:groups of buyers formed "fleets" with supposed working shifts to "man the line" and rotate in and out into battlefield positions and on ships. I... I don't know how to respond to this.
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Dec 25, 2014 16:46
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Kewpuh posted:ya hes woefully unfunny and his posts are loving garbage This was an outcome I did not see coming, Kewpuh is best forums mod (again). I am disappointed there was no bee cock posted in the last five pages though.
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Dec 28, 2014 18:01
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trendwhore posted:200+ posts crying about some shithead griefer posting in a griefing thread. Oh no, not an unbookmark. This is second only to putting everyone on ignore.
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Dec 28, 2014 19:53
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My buddy at work sent me this: http://youtu.be/As3iWTrXfJE The guy is only griefing himself, but man is he really mad at video games. And the youth, he is mad at them too.
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Jul 21, 2015 21:29
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Shumagorath posted:How can someone be so self-unaware as to keep repeating "this game sucks" through what looks like hours of rage montages of their own face? From what my friend said, the guy is a manchild who lives at home and streams CoD and other shooters all day, and has for years. I think being self-unaware is required if that is the case.
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Jul 21, 2015 22:52
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Ghostlight posted:Please enjoy this superior El Presador kill montage What did I just watch? I'd say he needs to get out more, but that is a bad idea per this video. I wonder if he just asks random people "hey, do you camp in Call of Duty" and then tackles them if they hesitate.
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Jul 22, 2015 15:48
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Mortimer posted:Doing the fusion dance alone because you have no friends is only slightly less embarrassing than eating a jar of mayo I haven't played planetside since the GOON schism that sent most everyone over to GOKU, but I remember when we created an alternate outfit on a different serve using the gimmick of racist stereotype indian names to swarm some developers who were streaming their gameplay. It resulted in one of them tiredly exclaiming on stream that "I just got killed by someone named hung like horse." "Free blankets" was the best name I remember from that though.
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Jul 24, 2015 23:15
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I joined when I was raising fish and wanted to ask synthorange questions in the pet forum.
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Jul 26, 2015 05:18
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Lblitzer posted:Jon Bois is a loving fantastic writer and you should read and watch everything he's done for SBNation His breaking Madden series is always pretty funny. Also, the "Why your team sucks" series on deadspin is funny even if you know nothing about football: http://deadspin.com/tag/why-your-team-sucks
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Aug 22, 2015 17:32
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Section Z posted:I saw an article about people hacking in guns that shot money at people for GTA V multiplayer. That's some awesome outside-the-box griefing. I assume they fixed this, or is it still possible?
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Luitpold posted:The best Planetside 2 grief is when Admiral Snuggles told his officers(2fat4sex and some guy with a commie name) to play diplomats for some NC coalition, and then blew up about 40 of them while they were getting ready for a MAX crash. He got banned for about 2 weeks, but the real diamond was the goon drama. I was there for all of that. Snuggles convinced some otheroutfits to get in a big group to do a simultaneous raid of a base that could be accessed by teleporters. Once they grouped up, he C4d the poo poo out of them, killing like 40 friendlies with one detonation. He managed to make the pubbies, goons and mods all flip their poo poo with one action. While he was banned, the NC goon group split, and the anti-snuggles side ended up joining the vanu goons (another faction with disco and laser beam weapons). My wife and I tried playing with both groups since both groups were fun, but the vanu goons wanted me and my wife to "swear we hated snuggles" before they would invite us to their group, so we just left planetside 2 instead. Seeing where we the game is at now, I think we made the right decision. Goon drama best drama.
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ProZocK posted:Well poo poo, guess I got griefed! Should have been more savvy I guess. You should play dogstile in that game and then post about it here.
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Oct 4, 2015 19:50
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Turtlicious posted:I don't get it. Why would the chick call the dude in the first place, and if she's not, how is the game hearing it? I have the same question. Can they somehow hear someone's calls over xbox? I don't have one, so I have no clue.
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Oct 6, 2015 04:21
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Darkman Fanpage posted:I watched Daniel's SL videos. I'd forgotten how insane people in SL are. I expect them to be insane, but it surprises me that they all sound like they are in their 50s or 60s. Did that game get mentioned on O'Reilly or something?
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Nov 24, 2015 21:12
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The Fattest PI posted:This thread has been around for almost 10 years Have we figured out what truly qualifies as griefing yet?
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These two videos from the person who made that one are also pretty funny: http://youtu.be/cP1SsfnSFDs http://youtu.be/pAGtQ97GrdA
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Dec 3, 2015 21:52
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Bonald Farndhardt posted:A couple reasons: You can mute someone but if the troll logs off, changes their name slightly and then rejoins, they aren't muted anymore. Also, there's a little-known feature called user-to-user chat where you specify certain users to broadcast sounds to, and then you can send them noises without even being in the same channel as them, and they can't easily tell who's doing it, especially if the server is crowded. I've got an upcoming video involving the latter technique and pig squeals. You can also open up multiple vent Windows and just login with multiple accounts. The guy who made that video does that repeatedly. On one of his videos it results in someone asking "why is the entire cast of top gun in this channel."
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Dec 6, 2015 03:23
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Soulex posted:It's like military spouses, they are the worst. I was sitting in a meeting and the instructor asked if there was any military. I raised my hand with a few others, and he asked us what we did etc. when he got to this woman she said "well, my husband is a major!" Like it counted. Sadly, I've seen this poo poo all over the place My wife told me quite a few FRG horror stories along these same lines.
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Jan 9, 2016 07:14
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Eifert Posting posted:This might be the most consistently funny thread in the forums. I remember lurking this thread for the first ten pages or so close to when I first joined and cracking up. It's still gold. Have you been to the star citizen thread?
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Up Circle posted:he pays for his stuff on amazon with their money. they get to watch him play with his toys Is this common?
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Jan 16, 2016 08:48
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hampton posted:No you're the dozens of whiny posts arguing about the gamerfood child rape video and other high-quality contributions like single-emote posting. Why are you here? Looks like you got it all figured out
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Jan 17, 2016 20:59
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It was someone in GOKU bragging about their group KDR that got BCP to start booting members in an effort to have a better KDR IIRC. As an update on BCP he and his buddies are now playing MWO. He tried bragging about PS2 when he was teamed with me and some goons, but shut up when my wife teased him by reminding him she killed him a few times in PS2. Being killed by a girl in an internet game is a marker of his everlasting shame apparently, since it caused his cronies to freak out and defend him with strange, misogynistic and disgusting comments. To add another PS2 story, there's the time GOON and GOKU made a new group on a different server to grief the game developers who were livestreaming their "Friday night fights" thing. The theme of offensive Indian names was selected, and everyone formed a giant mob to snipe the streamers. It was hilarious to roll over the devs and see names like "free blankets" and "hung like horse" display as their killers while they were attempting to discuss the game.
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It's strange that this happens whenever this thread gets more than like20 posts in week Think it's time to put it out to pasture
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