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FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Ok, so I see this brought up often. People will say that Roman Reigns has a great spear or Edge did a terrible spear. So what makes a spear look good?

What makes any move look good? Impact? Speed? The mechanics of the thing? A spear is essentially a tackle, there are tons of bad tackles.

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FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

Justin Godscock posted:

I think we'll get it when Vince formally retires and gives the keys to Steph/HHH and finally kisses wrestling goodbye and after WWE changes under new management. I can see Vince as the kind of guy that goes "gently caress it, what do you want to know?" with old age and hires a biographer to write his book as a WWE publication. If Steve Jobs hired somebody to write an honest book that's not flattering to him at times because it's truthful then I can really see anyone with ultimate power in their company (or even industry at times) doing it (except for Trump).

This will never happen Vince will not retire he will die.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

Bigass Moth posted:

All the talk about Kaval, I missed Low Ki's entire WWE run, what actually happend and was he legitimately over?

He won NXT which required a vote by the fans at the time so he was over enough to do that. How over that required him to be is debatable I guess.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

OneThousandMonkeys posted:

The utter burial of DDP is bizarre.

It makes perfect sense if you assume that as one of the only WCW workers they got he represented everything about a company that almost beat Vince and he took it out on him as revenge because hes a petty manchild.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
So let a heel do it.

Edit: in reference to the audience turning in whoever breaks the streak. Didn't realize how far back I was.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
Vince is just a person. He's capable of spite, intelligence, hubris, poor decision making, ego stroking and anything else a person is capable of. Sometimes simultaneously and counterdictory. Of course some of his decisions are purely business, some are purely spite too. Some are irrational to all but him. Some are probably irrational to him too.

He isn't a logical business robot. He's a lucky carnie with a boner for muscles. Hes a good business man with some major blind spots.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
He's interesting a as an observer because he's probably curated the longest piece of "artwork" in the media that I can think of, essentially 30+ years of US pro wrestling is the product of 1 man (to the extent that any collaborative effort can be attributed to 1 creative, auteur theory death of the author blah blah). Nothing else can really compare to that body of work, but ultimately he's just a person, his experiences have shaped him into who he is, his failures and successes have reinforced his views and he's rationalized what he wants to do away with away. Just like everybody else. He's just magnified because he's been on the stage so long.

Nobody else would make the WWE exactly the same as he did, but after being on charge as long as he has anyone would seem as fascinating and quirky and insane.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

Castomira posted:

If I'm ever in Atlanta, is it worth it to check out Abdullah's restaurant? Is it even still around?

It's not very good but Abby hangs out there and will creep up on tables if he's bored/recognized

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

DeathChicken posted:

That is WWE's thing, yes. Sabotage something to death, then point out how much it must have sucked.

Thats what the republican party does with the government too so it must be a pretty good strategy.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
Marty Jannetty is a wash out who has failed multiple times since they broke up, has substance abuse problems and likes to gently caress underage ring rats. You seem to have the most positive opinion of him I've ever seen anyone post. Regardless, even if he had stuck around longer and been more successful the other guy in the team went on to be Shawn Michaels so he would still be much less significant success by comparison.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
That's pretty loving monstrous. Cucumbers are vile.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
I'm pretty sure that regardless of legality, characters on a fictional scripted fake fighting show could still use them if they wanted to.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
I swear half the time wrestlers got knuckles out if their tights they just mimed the whole thing with an empty hand anyways.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

Luigi Thirty posted:

I just don't understand why if Vince is a weirdo control freak micromanager that he let Shawn Michaels walk all over him, bury people, throw hissy fits and refuse to job or drop titles to anyone, for years and years. Was he just that big that nobody could say no to him?

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
Yeah it's Monday Night Row vs Monday Night Raw. It's funny.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

Shima Honnou posted:

Kevin Nash is the best.

He certainly thinks so

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

Beef Jerky Robot posted:

Who is the best mini wrestler?

Daniel Bryan.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

OneThousandMonkeys posted:

I don't think many people watched both WWF and WCW every week in the 90's unless they were Meltzer-level of dedicated, but then again this is a wrestling board so what am I even thinking. You're looking at blocking out close to an entire day every week or more to get all of that poo poo watched.

I was in high school on the west coast during the wars. TNT had no west coast feed but USA did. Nitro started at 5. We had plenty of time to watch both :colbert:

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

Shima Honnou posted:

I don't recall anyone successfully performing an Irish Whip -> Back Body Drop in the 6 months I've been watching WWE. I recall plenty of Irish Whip -> Face Kicks, though.

Nobody has successfully completed that combo since the late 80s

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

Abu Dave posted:

What did Ian Rotten do to make people mad at him?

He was really bad at his shoot job at Subway

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

oatgan posted:

taco bell

Whatever by now he's probably been fired from both

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

MassRafTer posted:

Damien Sandow.

Super famous American historical figures Jimmy Carter and Bruce Springsteen also love wrestling. Carter's favorite wrestler was Mr. Wrestling II. I know Jimmy doesn't really match up to such company but he's a good man.

Who is the Boss' favorite. I need to know.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

MassRafTer posted:

I believe Bruno.

Well that makes sense.


Luigi Thirty posted:

From Asbury Park, New Jersey, Bam Bam Bigelow

Other way around probably since his finisher is named after an album.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
He was really just a belt pillow who got his title as a result of one of the worst blow offs of all time so it's no wonder the guy that beat him isn't revered as a great hero.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

Justin Godscock posted:

What joke? All I saw was racist poo poo from some moron.

It's just some FYAD challenge thing, that makes it cool you see

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
Donald Trump is the least classy rich guy ever. It makes perfect sense they would get along.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

St Evan Echoes posted:

If Dusty had ever had a really regular gig as an announcer he might have been up there, but he was really fun to listen to in small doses.

Wasn't he on WCW Saturday night for a long time?

Taking it to da pay windah on da modaship

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
Well it was so remember better.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

Bigass Moth posted:

Can I get some context on this from the closed WWE thread?

Trevor Murdoch -- 3/17/08: Seventeen On Two Handicap Elimination: John Cena & Randy Orton defeat Brian Kendrick, Carlito, Charlie Haas, Cody Rhodes, DH Smith, Hardcore Holly, Jim Duggan, John Bradshaw Layfield, Lance Cade, Paul Burchill, Robbie, Santino Marella, Snitsky, Super Crazy, Trevor Murdoch, Umaga & Val Venis by DQ (8:35) [RAW]


How did Cena/Orton beat 17 guys, that's worse than the WCW Hogan/Savage deal.

It was a long time ago but I remember it being a whole lot of finishers quickly, but it was a DQ so there was some bullshit and they didn't really beat them all.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

omgomgomg posted:

Negative Mark moments: Mark henry's retirement. I BELIEVED YOU MARK

Sounds like you were the mark



I'm so sorry

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

Endorph posted:

Jarrett's guitars exploded into dust like an unbound mummy.

I just figured that was because he was hitting people so hard

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

Smoking Crow posted:

Speaking of the Undertaker, is he supposed to be an animated corpse or is he just a dude with death powers?

Yes

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

Gonzo McFee posted:

Mike Quackenbush works under a mask for a penis humiliation porno site.

Link plz

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FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

Aesop Poprock posted:

No gum is that green it just makes me think he has asparagus in his molars

I made it pink originally but it looked like he had a lumpy tongue.

Amazed that people still have that picture lying around because God drat it's terrible.

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