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The Sphinxster posted:Writings are generally collected in books and there's a track record there.
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Leroy Dennui posted:It also took me a couple years to realize Teodor and Little Nephew's conversation at Ray's Toilet Party was a convluted weed deal, but I was also 13 when I first read that storyline.
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Tarranon posted:Did you people that didn't get it honestly think Teodor was paying one hundred and fifty dollars for oregano? Walk me thru it
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Aug 5, 2016 17:54
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High Lord Elbow posted:Did Lyle's IQ rise 300 points in the penultimate pane? e: oh poo poo, good call, the Cookbook.
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I had a Tinder date with a lady whose favorite author was some Latin American magical realist I had never heard of. Sadly, he wasn't Mexican and I almost slipped up and said "Mexican magical realism" immediately.
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Feb 2, 2017 21:37
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Toebone posted:Gabriel Garcia Marquez?
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Feb 2, 2017 22:16
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I enjoy (but don't like) Nice Pete. I wish there was more written in his voice.
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Aug 15, 2017 18:29
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Fingers McLongDong posted:You know, I never appreciated how incredibly dark a lot of these strips were when I first read them. It's weird how a dumb comic about cats really nails some of the emotional things in life. e: oh man early 2009 has "damned if this money don't have square edges and a certain legal tenderness", which I have regrettably used on occasion DACK FAYDEN fucked around with this message at 21:28 on Aug 31, 2017 |
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I'm not entirely certain Onstad isn't writing wikipedia pages for literal rodeo bulls. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bodacious_(bull) quote:Bodacious was dubbed "The World's Most Dangerous Bull" due to his habit of jerking guys down and then head butting them.[1] Many cowboys tried to ride Bodacious in his career. And many of the ones who did attempt a ride fell victim to his head butt and no longer had the face God gave them. Unfortunately, statistics were not as well maintained at that time. Generally, records show that Bodacious was attempted more than 130 times. Some say 8 and others say 10 times did he give up a qualified ride. quote:The first man known to own Bodacious was Bill McCann.[5] He would always laugh when he recalled how he sold the most famous bull in bull riding history for pennies on the pound. McCann was in the business of buying calves from Merrick Ranch. He and his co-owner, Bill, owned Geary Livestock Auction. They would buy from Merrick and then sell from the auction. Merrick Ranch was well known for its high value Simbray bulls and the robust calves they produced. When he and Bill got the call that there were 300 head available for purchase, they reacted swiftly. It was steer cutting time. McCann loaded his trailer up and drove to Oklahoma's Arbuckle Mountains. Bill culled about 16 of the fattest Merrick bull calves. His buyers wanted smaller calves, that, when castrated, would not drop a lot of weight. Plus, he liked their looks. These were eye pleasing cattle with gray-blues, creams, and one yellow. His buyers would want these calves. Well, those were good days; now the Merrick Ranch is no longer in existence.[5]
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Sep 29, 2017 16:00
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I've been thinking about this a lot more for the past year. For no real reason, of course. No reason at all.
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Nov 25, 2017 06:54
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That bullshit little man ain't my brother! He just a crappy little bullshit man!
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Nov 30, 2017 05:44
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Simian_Prime posted:He is, but he also tends to overextend himself and let his mouth write checks his talent can’t cash (see Roast Beef’s wedding)
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Dec 8, 2017 20:54
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This random tweet came up over in PYF: https://twitter.com/botnikstudios/status/940627812259696643 and now I'm sad that Onstad didn't use the phrase "Magic: it was something that Harry Potter thought was very good" at some point, especially since he literally had Harry Potter fanfic appear multiple times over the years
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Dec 12, 2017 21:25
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MMAgCh posted:Man, even Hermione's on to him now. your hams are large and unfasionable but I am down
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Dec 12, 2017 23:00
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Mr. Squishy posted:The comics have all been transcribed so they're searchable, but i don't know how easy it would be to scrape.
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Dec 13, 2017 17:18
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Not all of them, the "we've got manes dogg" would have worked just fine even if they were in fact other species, as evidenced by them trying to get Cornelius to wear one.
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Dec 21, 2017 20:31
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Going home for Christmas as an adult always makes me think of Philippe’s father 
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Dec 25, 2017 21:54
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Safety Dance posted:Rap music, my droogs!
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Dec 28, 2017 21:19
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KICK BAMA KICK posted:The contents of your history on the Achewood search box: cashier, gusano, droogs, magic gravy, boring, asunder, football, hot tub, jaime the science friend, mile high, trouble fake idea, queen bee, tickle harvest, star wars, comedian, palindrome (There's a random cop named Padraig in Xenoblade 2 who is relevant for the first like two hours and every single time I thought of Padrig-Faced Padrig)
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Dec 30, 2017 19:17
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I still have enough money left over for a large Dr. Pepper and Lesotho.
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Jan 31, 2018 06:37
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Bust Rodd posted:I came to that conclusion some months ago and a helpful goon offered a bookstore in Portland that had some used copies for cheap. I’ll try and dig up the link edit: that was this post: DNA Cowboys posted:Will this do? I make an order from TFAW every month or two and haven't had any problems. (it's actually where I got my own copy of vol.2 back in 2014, searching my gmail)
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Feb 16, 2018 21:51
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ryonguy posted:There's a color edition, but gently caress buying color comics that were originally published in black and white because they always look like rear end since they were drawn and laid out specifically with the lack of color in mind. (img-moebius-recolor-comic.jpg) (img-that-girl-in-flex-mentallo-who-went-from-black-to-white.jpg) etc
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Feb 18, 2018 19:30
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Jerusalem posted:God drat I wish he'd continued making them. The extra content was icing on the cake, but even just having the strips accessible in hardcover was so nice.
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May 2, 2018 17:09
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ryonguy posted:I imagine it probably has more to do with the fact Dark Horse didn't sell as many as they would have liked, so they bailed on future volumes. Who would have guessed a niche medium-brow webcomic wouldn't have as much popularity draw as internationally known sci-fi franchises?
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May 2, 2018 20:58
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interview with Onstad important part: quote:What plans are currently on the table, or even just floating around your mind, concerning Achewood? Aside from Achewood, are you currently working on anything?
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May 9, 2018 05:26
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The list of things I would be willing to buy from Onstad is very long but I think the size of the intersection with what he'd ever actually do is not that big.
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May 10, 2018 13:28
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...and the pitch! posted:Are Ray, Roast Beef and Pat id, ego and superego?
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May 23, 2018 06:43
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Halloween Jack posted:Everyone in the Onstad House is definitely part of Ray's entourage.
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Jul 11, 2018 19:27
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Javid posted:Remember when he was tasting different kinds of booze in Onstad's kitchen with Teodor as though he hadn't been drinking since the 1930s?
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Jul 16, 2018 07:30
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Saoshyant posted:What's the kickstarter link so I can throw money at this?
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Jul 19, 2018 04:51
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Nope, never did, still a running joke here. I thought about alluding to it but I figured someone else would.
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Jul 20, 2018 04:06
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Chickenwalker posted:Onstad hanging out with Bill Oakley + his comments in that last interview mean we're probably going to see another terribly voiced achewood cartoon (or at least pitch reel) soon.
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Aug 22, 2018 17:51
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NoneMoreNegative posted:You can't bugger a child online, not even with Flash.
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Oct 11, 2018 22:59
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Johnny Aztec posted:I just bought the "Worst Song, played on Ugliest guitar" hardback off ebay.
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Oct 16, 2018 04:57
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MikeCrotch posted:In my experience the most useful Achewood phrase is "rough chuckle".
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Jan 27, 2019 07:24
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GigaPeon posted:Bill will be holding the Hot Pocket, but he’ll be passing it to Chris. Both totally smiling...
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May 17, 2019 12:45
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ryonguy posted:Same. Hell, just put it up on a POD service or something.
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May 23, 2019 00:36
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Nessus posted:Probably has country pride. http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=01052005 is there an actual implied tune for that line, feels like it's too long to scan
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Deathlove posted:http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01302007
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