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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Throatwarbler posted:

You can rent a truck from Home Depot for like $30. Evaluate how many times a week you actually need to move furniture.


30 bucks? Thats a rip off.

For 19.95 you can rent this motherfucker

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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KillHour posted:

Okay but butt stuff costs a large curly fries extra.

Its probably worth it.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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KillHour posted:

Literally watched a drunk girl get in her car and run into my rear bumper at like 3 mph. (I was not in the car at the time). I yelled out "HEY YOU HIT MY CAR!" and she yelled back "I DON'T CARE!" and drove away. It was too dark to get her plate or I sure as poo poo would have had her drunk rear end picked up. People loving suck and I can't wait until movement activated dashcams are standard in cars.

What were we talking about?

I have an almost 13 year old Corolla that I have taken great pains to keep in good shape over the years. I know its just a fuckin Corolla, and I know its almost old enough to drive itself, but it was the first car that I ever bought brand new, and I still want to keep it looking good for as long as I own it. However long that may be and I still park it far away from whatever store I happen to be going to, or try to keep it as far away from other cars as I can if I do have to park close to (something) because I really hate the fact that some fuckers are just going to be like "oh poo poo, I just opened my door in to that car, oh well, I don't care". Go gently caress yourself for just being all like "well I just tap them a little bit" or whatever. I hope some motherfucker just rams the gently caress out of your (parallel "parking tapper" OP) bumper and is all like "oh well, no witnesses guess I'm ok" and leaves.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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ethanol posted:

That’s not even enough time to get a check lmao

Yo what up '21 Tacoma buddy :respek:
Sorry to hear about the loss, I waited 3 1/2 months for mine. Haven't even had it for a month yet.

I hope you find something soon. After I dropped my deposit, I started looking around and found the same one as I ordered, but it was at a dealer a 2 day drive away.
I strongly considered a plane ticket, a refund on my deposit and a cheque for the amount, but I decided against it.
I don't know where you are, but I'll assume the US somewhere. Have you considered looking out of state? Inventories are low as I'm sure you know, but chances are some dealer has what you want, unless its a TRD pro model. I tried to get one of those, but they said that they were hard to come by, and even harder to find in Manual Trans.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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ethanol posted:

My rental car is a 2021 Ram 2500 and it's a beast. Kind of makes me want to consider a domestic full size over a tacoma. But they're all about 51 k with the options I want. Disgusting.

One thing that keeps bothering me is how LED headlights are basically standard on lower priced cars but on pickups they're only in the top trims.

I've called every dealer in 250 miles looking for a tacoma (edit: explicitly the TRD Offroad) and they're virtually unobtainable with no end in sight. As somebody who already bought a tacoma during the chip shortage this is several times worse than 3 months ago.

Anyways, just ranting.

Just curious, do you want the TRD Offroad because its got a locker? Or are there other reasons?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Thats fuckin awesome.

"We're going to charge you 400 bucks to install a device so we can repo your car if you can't pay us".

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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heffray posted:

It's not just a Buy Here, Pay Here thing: my dad recently bought a new Acadia from Coulter GMC/etc in Phoenix, and it had one installed. He bought it without using financing (it's a good time to have bought a new truck in 2018 and only drive it 700 miles a year), and they "disabled" the GPS tracker and didn't charge for it, but wouldn't remove it. It took two business days for them to call and report a problem with the diagnostic systems in the SUV he owned after we removed it and pulled the battery + SIM.

Otherwise, the Acadia is fine for someone 6'5" that needs a bunch more front legroom than a CX5 or anything else in the class offers.

So they "disabled" that poo poo, and when you and/or your dad actually DID disable or remove it or whatever, the dealer called and were all like "hey we notice there is a problem with your car"?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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ethanol posted:

let me just say as i buy this stupid truck that costs a million dollars a month in gas i wish i could drive the prius (with an msrp that is probably 40% less)

What do you do that you need the Offroad version taco?
Just curious is all.

Also hell yeah that you found one thats going to show up in just a few weeks instead of a few months!! :hfive:

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I don't know about where you are, but around my area (Ontario, Canada) you can't get a loan*** for a used car thats more than 5 years old.
Or you couldn't as of several years ago. Might be different now/ where you are, but you might want to check that out.

*** From a legit bank or credit union. I'm sure Vinnie's payday loans and pasta will give you a 19.99% loan for that 6000 dollar 2001 Hyundai Excel

E: Also, 17k for a used car will probably actually get you something better than a 17k new car.

wesleywillis fucked around with this message at 00:25 on Oct 8, 2021

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Unless you want to become Mr plow, just pay someone to do it for you, or do the alternatives like you mentioned. Get a decent kawn tractor with plow/thrower or a walk behind.

It's a huge pain to hook up a plow 5-6 times in a year, and just as much hassle to daily a vehicle with a plow attached to it.

If you really want a plow truck and only plan on using it for your own driveway, get a 500 dollar beater truck and post a thread in ai about how this fuckin piece of poo poo won't start and your driveway is covered with 2feet of snow.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I BOUGHT A TRUCK BECAUSE I NEEDED TO MAKE MY DICK BIGGER! ITS SO SMALL I CAN'T BEAR IT!!!!!!!
Except I bought a Tacoma instead of a GEEE EMM CEEE 95000 so looks like I'll be getting cucked again on a daily basis.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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If you only buy a small truck, you obviously enjoy having someone else fornicate with your significant other.


It's a pi-cuck truck.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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ethanol posted:

parking next to a 5 ft bed tacoma with my 6ft bed tacoma is like my strongest power move now

Maybe, but I got the factory lift on mine. :smugdog:

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I think they're ugly, but that's just my opinion. If they sell well then i bet along with the Maverick, maybe we'll see a resurgence in small trucks by other manufacturers.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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They probably meant easy to park and cheap on fuel.

My work had a............ 99(?) Mazda b3000 and it was definitely truck like. Come to think if it, it was lovely on fuel too. Not t awful to park most of the time though

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I've kinda wondered how bad the plow on the front would be WRT blocking airflow to the transmission cooler.
I suppose if you have a decent aftermarket cooler it might not be a big deal, but otherwise I see it as: you're creating way more heat and airflow is being somewhat blocked by a big metal thing, and even though its winter, the ambient temps might not be enough to keep things from overheating.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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KillHour posted:

Why isn't the thread title "Just buy a Prius" again?

Ask/Tell › AI meets BFC: Car Buying Thread: No Rentals and No Salvage Titles, don't even bother posting, just buy a fuckin prius.

Too long?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Mr Interweb posted:

i mentioned a few pages ago i was planning on buying my friend's 2012 toyota prius 2 (150k miles). but what do you guys think of this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxOM1deFcbw

watching that video makes me a bit more nervous about this purchase? is this dude exaggerating?

I watched long enough for the ads to almost be finished before I made up my mind.
In other words, I did not watch the actual video itself.

What is your definition of the worst car ever built? What is his definition of worst car ever built?
Car weirdos are a weird bunch, and if something isn't fast enough, exciting enough, handle well enough or some other "enough" then car weirdos might think it sucks.

If you're looking for an exciting driving experience, then maybe a prius is the worst car ever.

If you're looking for something thats reliable and fuel efficient, then a prius will be fine despite the fact that someone with a whole bunch of youtube likes thinks that its the worst car ever.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Methanar posted:

I read something a few days ago that explained why the used car market right now is insanely expensive. something something nobody is buying new cars so they buy used instead, something something supply and demand.

They are buying fewer new cars because there are fewer available due to the chip shortage. So used prices go up due to higher demand.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Paid 100 bucks, or 150 bucks to a car buying service, got my '21 Tacoma for about 1500 less than MSRP. Had to wait about 3 1/2 months for it to show up, but I wasn't in a hurry.

Around my area it was "car loses 30-40% of its value the moment you drive it off the lot". I found that true for people that bought piles of poo poo like Cavaliers and Sunfires, Neons etc..

Also, most of the people that screamed about that were the types who said "RAWWWRR!!! I'll never buy a NEW car cause -40% value when you drive it off the lot".

Then they go and buy a new car, and when I call them out on it, its always ":smug: yeah well, you know, I'm a good negotiator I taught that salesman that I don't play games! I'm the boss in that transaction so I got the best deal and thats why I can buy new and get a good deal"

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Methanar posted:

127k miles. But the car seems to run just fine. Easy to drive. I'm now reconsidering if I want to upgrade at all or just drive this thing forever. I like it much more than my old 2008 toyota tacoma truck.

At least keep it long enough to get settled in Americastan.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Khizan posted:

There's a reason why they didn't name the car forum "Automotive Sanity".

Yeah seriously.
I drive a reliable rear end Corolla, which has provided me with 13 + years of faithful, mostly uneventful service, and just got a Tacoma, which will likely provide me with more than a deacade of faithful mostly uneventful service.

I need to live vicariously through other people's poor decisions.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Get a 10th generation (2009- 2013?) Corolla. Try to find one with low(ish) km.

The Dark Grey is a good colour for not attracting attention.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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So is that pronounced "PREE" or "PREE-EYE"?

The first person to answer with "yes" is going to get told to suck a male camel's dick.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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4/Awd won't help you stop when you need to ram that brake pedal to the floor.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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ethanol posted:

Why are you ramming your brake pedal down in the snow, go slower. The key to winter driving is slowing down, predicting/staying ahead of the slip and not ending up in a slammed brake situation.


Same reasons as one might do it when it's clear and dry. Kid, animal, other vehicle suddenly appears n front of you from bushes, between cars etc...

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I got my Tacoma for about 1100 ish below msrp back in July (well, the deal happened in April, picked up in July) through a car buying service. Cost me about 150 bucks or so for the service.

Dealer experience was pretty awful though.

The lady who "sold" it to me was nice, but she left the dealer to go work somewhere else (no big deal TBH) during the time between when it was ordered and the time it showed up. An email saying "hey, I'm moving to different place, (new salesperson) will be taking care of you so please direct any questions/concerns to them" would have been good I guess.

At least one of my emails between me and her was CC'd to the sales manager, so I emailed him when the delivery time was getting close. He passed me off to a salesman who didn't bother getting in touch with me until I had emailed him like 3 times and then emailed the sales manager back saying I hadn't heard from (sales guy). Within minutes, of bitching to the sales manager via email I get a call from the salesman. I asked him about some dealer installed parts and he said he'd get back to me. Didn't. Emailed him so I'd have a record of it, and he called me a day later saying

quote:

"parts are unavailable from Toyota"
. I didn't believe him so I emailed the local dealer where I get my Corolla serviced. Got an email back within an hour:

quote:

"my warehouse shows several kits in stock, and we have one here as well"
. I emailed the salesman back and was all like "yup, the local dealer to me say their warehouse has several in stock, PERHAPS THEY USE A DIFFERENT WAREHOUSE THAN YOUR DEALER, I'd be willing to buy the kit, and bring it to you so it can be installed before delivery". Both dealers are less than an hour drive from each other so I doubt they use a different warehouse.

Well, all of a sudden "oh yeah, looks like we can get the parts after all hah!! Sorry about that".

One day they called me and were all like "yeah we're still not sure when it will be here" so I didn't rush to get insurance for it. That was on a Thursday. That Saturday I get a call "your truck is ready to be picked up, when will you be here"? Oh for gently caress sake!!!

Guy from work drove me up there the next Saturday to pick it up at 11 in the morning and the fuckin sales guy was over an hour late. Had to sit there like a jerkoff waiting for him.

gently caress Brampton East Toyota.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Inner Light posted:

I'm just imagining someone happily detailing away spraying down the interior with a hose and the doors open lol.

How many enthusiasts out there are always wishing for a bare bones car with this, that the other thing, and a "hose out interior".

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Back when I had my old Mazda, it was: Air filter cleaning (K&N), plugs, wires, PCV valve, cap and rotor. Fuel filter was a real motherfucker to change so I did that like every 3rd "tune up" or so. I'm sure in the older days it was like the other goon said, points, condensor, setting the dwell, adjusting timing and whatnot.



JnnyThndrs posted:

Injector cleaning is one of those things that some people(both pros and DIY-ers) swear by, and other people think is largely useless. I fall into the ‘it’s mostly a placebo’ category, but I don’t feel strongly enough to argue about it.

With the fleet I manage, we do a ‘tune up’ at 100K miles, it’s plugs, a transmission spill-and-fill(and filter if it’s replaceable), fuel filter if it has one, and coolant change. We have pretty pedestrian vehicles, though, being a government fleet.

I did notice that we’re going to have to get one of those walnut shell intake blaster setups because the intake valve deposits are horrible on the 3.5 Ecoboost DI engines, and we’ll probably do that every 100K as well.

FWIW, I had the dealer try to sell me a service for my '09 Corolla. I forget how they described it, "injector flushing and 'de-carbonization' of combustion chamber" or some poo poo like that. As one who is fairly skeptical of such things I didn't bother for a while, after they started trying to sell it to me, which was I think about 160,000km (100,000 miles). I figured that a can of seafoam or other injector cleaner every so often was good enough. At a certain point I got sick of them recommending it to me. This was probably somewhere about 200,000km so I had it done, and I have to admit, while very skeptical that it would do anything it did clear up a bunch of shaking that the engine/car would do when I came to a stop.

If I was coming to a stop sign, or traffic light etc, I'd throw the car in neutral, let out the clutch and as the engine rpm dropped, it would go way down, start shaking and shuddering for several seconds before going back up and there were other times when it would randomly happen just sitting stopped like at a drive thru or places like that. It would never stall, but it would shake and shudder. As skeptical as I was about the service, I noticed as soon as I picked up the car, that that stopped immediately.

I know this is purely anecdotal, but thats how it happened for me.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Crosby B. Alfred posted:

How important is it when I buy a used car from a dealership that I get it inspected by a mechanic before purchasing? And when I say dealership, I mean from a place that sells it with some kind of initial three month warranty.

Imporant.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Leperflesh posted:

replace the transfer case fluid, which... oh yeah, that needs doing.


My boss sells one of our old work trucks "well maintained, all service records"

10 years of oil change receipts, still the original power steering fluid, brake fluid, trans/transfer case and diff. Coolant is 9 years old because someone poked a hole in the rad a year after we got the thing.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Nocturtle posted:

Likely a dumb question: why does Toyota produce both the Prius and the Camry hybrid? They're both hybrid sedans that would appeal to the same buyers. It looks like unnecessary duplication, but I don't know how the car market works.

One is bigger than the other.
IIRC a prius is a compact, Camry is a fullsize.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Nocturtle posted:

Thank you for the reply. Was looking at the specs:

2022 Prius:
Cargo capacity: 24.6 cu ft
EPA interior volume: 117.7 cu ft
Height: 58.1 in
Length: 180.0 in
Width: 69.3 in
MPG: 49 MPG

2022 Camry hybrid:
Cargo capacity: 15.1 cu ft
EPA interior volume: 115.0 cu ft
Height: 56.9 in
Length: 192.7 in
Width: 72.4 in
MPG: 46 MPG

Thought these looked overall fairly similar, aside from the Prius having more cargo capacity but slightly smaller dimensions (how). The sizes and styles are the main differences?



Thanks for the replies. Think I need to test drive them.
Like the other goon said, the Prius is a hatch back which generally translates to better cargo volume than a sedan which usually has a "trunk" vs a "cargo area" if that makes sense.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Fuckin guy probably got fired.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Hadlock posted:

You're probably better off just buying a used off lease 7 series, though

Uhhhhhhhh mods? I think encouraging suicide is a forums offense

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Grumpwagon posted:

Is a 3rd gen Prius still the go to for a cheap (well, cheap for this market), low maintenance driving appliance? My sister's car (2008 Suzuki SX4) has just become salvage, and she's looking for something cheap and reliable to replace it with. She doesn't have high standards (see, Suzuki), can drive a manual, and wants something low maintenance and easy to park in Chicago (so, small).

She's hoping to spend something like $5000-$7500, which I realize is tough. We found a 2007 (so gen 2) 1 owner Prius with 100k miles in decent shape for $6500. That seems decent, but $6500 for a 16 year old car hurts (says the guy who hasn't had to look at car prices since pre-pandemic).

What are some other models we should be looking at? I realize at this range, the particular car and how it was cared for is more important than make/model, but I'd like to cast a fairly wide net, so some other suggestions are welcome.

Civics, Corollas, Mazda 3 are decent small cars available with manuals (if she still wants one) fuel efficient and reliable. In that price range though, you're probably stuck with stuff thats 10+ years old. Particularly in the plague times. It might seem like a kick to the crotch, but take the prius to a mechanic, have it gone over thoroughly and if the mechanic pronounces it good, then maybe you're best off just getting that. 100K on it is like "a lot, but not that much". Getting another hundred thousand out of it will be easy if she takes reasonable care of it.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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skipdogg posted:

Like others mentioned, yeah they're being sold that way, and I think it's funny as hell.

There's an 80,000 dollar GMC Yukon Denali at the dealer down the road. This is on the window sticker

I've seen other top trim vehicles being sold without features like wireless charging, or heated steering wheels and seats. Imaging paying 85,000 after taxes and poo poo for a brand new top of the line GMC Yukon Denali, and only having 2 way lumbar!

Am I reading that right and theiy're only giving 50 dollar credits for the stuff thats not included at the time?

I wonder if those things, once installed will be only covered by whatever is left of the factory warranty, or the full 3 years, 36,000 for (only) the items that were installed later.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Hadlock posted:

Looking forward to paying $50,000 for a new Toyota Corolla with no air conditioning, manual seats, roll up windows and manual locks in five years :homebrew:

At least you know that it'll last you 20 years....

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I recall several years ago there was a goon in AI who was all like "yeah I won't drive anything less than like 300hp because its just UNSAFE trying to get up to highway speeds".

I told him he was either just trying to wave his dick around or he was the biggest pussy ever.

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