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The Narrator posted:...You got ketchup on it! ...this is my ketchup. I bought this ketchup just so I could have as much as I want.
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Imagined posted:Hey! Stay away from the chicken! Bad chicken! Mess you up! How did the restaurant go out of business from Jerry getting rat fur in people's food one time? The people saw th at itwas from Jerry's hat, and not some sort of crazy rat infestation in the kitchen. I mean, sure, you comp everyone's meal, give them some free food too boot, but if your on such a thin margin that $50 worth of food shuts you down, I don't think you would have lasted.
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Ginette Reno posted:Maybe it's because the WHOLE WORLD IS AGAINST ME Well I got a LOT TO DO! 
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Jul 26, 2017 15:28
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Gyshall posted:I always see cops walking around with nothing to do. Grab a broom! Start sweeping! You sweep sweep sweep... catch a criminal, get right back to sweeping! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w30qDYyLwO4&t=17s
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Jul 27, 2017 13:11
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potee posted:Fredo was weak and stupid; he shouldn't have eaten that key. Hey Kramer,. I dug Fredo up, now let's cut him open!  . . . . Hey, neighbor! 
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JethroMcB posted:"No, it says right here! 'Interesting trades considered.'" Whenever I make a CL post I always include that line, to tickle their buying bone.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:
You were necking during Schindler's List?!
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Aug 23, 2017 18:08
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Better Fred Than Dead posted:I've got to get on that internet. We can check porn...and stock quotes!
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Root Bear posted:Then shouldn't you be wearing the bucket?  I apologize in advance.
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Jan 12, 2018 20:51
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precision posted:She's... into it. 'Seinfeld's van, Seinfeld's van!" Incidentally, I always thought George's cousin looked like Maura Tierney if she were a massive alcoholic: 
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SirPablo posted:How did I not know about penskefile.com? drat, I did not know this till just now. So we got Frinkiac, Morbotron, PenskeFile... We just need one for King of the Hill called, like, The Arlen Bystander, or something, to make all my meming needs complete. Edit: Is it just me, or is it terrible? I'm searching for words/phrases that I know are in certain scenes, and it's bringing up scenes that have nothing I searched for. DrBouvenstein fucked around with this message at 02:01 on Apr 17, 2020 |
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potee posted:You said a mailman I know, and you're a mailman I know! 
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Sash! posted:If you don't dispel the You Got Ketchup On It debuff you pick up from Estelle in the Brassiere encounter, Newman's aggro won't reset when he goes into phase 2. LifeGetsWorser posted:Hey guys, I'm stuck on the third Newman boss fight. I keep knocking his cold cuts into his footbath, but he won't get up off the bag of muffin tops, any suggestions? jojoinnit posted:Protip: if you're playing as George make sure to craft that Gore-Tex jacket early. It'll make the liquor store fight a breeze.  
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Apr 24, 2020 15:16
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potee posted:But first, we're talking with DrBouvenstein. Okay, DrBouvenstein, uh, you drugged a woman in order to play with her toy collection. How do you feel about that? It was great. And I've done it a few more times since then. 
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Stare-Out posted:Cool bit of memorabilia Nobody care about your Gammy.
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May 8, 2020 21:17
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He's living it up in Del Bista Bico now.
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May 11, 2020 16:11
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You've forgotten what it's like, to have no oranges.
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MightyJoe36 posted:Listen Potee, this is how it's gonna go down. You may be walking. Maybe the first sunny day of the spring. And a mail truck will slow beside you, and a door will open, and someone you know, maybe even trust, will be driving. And he will smile, a becoming smile. But he will leave open the door and offer to give you a lift. This is EXACTLY how you said it's going down! You said a goon I know, and your a GOON I KNOW!
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