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Raitzeno: Nov 24, 2007; What? It seemed like
a good idea at the time.

Barehanded Brother posted:

I've always found the best way to tell necrophilia jokes is in dead ernest.

I always like cannibal jokes in a deadpan.

# ¿ Jan 10, 2013 20:56

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# ¿ May 18, 2024 01:38

Raitzeno: Nov 24, 2007; What? It seemed like
a good idea at the time.

indoflaven posted:

Butchering jokes, it's what I do.

That does appear to be the meat of the problem, yes.

# ¿ Feb 17, 2013 04:43

Raitzeno: Nov 24, 2007; What? It seemed like
a good idea at the time.

How do you keep an idiot busy for hours? Check my next post.

# ¿ Jul 12, 2013 22:17

Raitzeno: Nov 24, 2007; What? It seemed like
a good idea at the time.

How do you keep an idiot busy for hours? Check my previous post.

# ¿ Jul 12, 2013 22:18

Raitzeno: Nov 24, 2007; What? It seemed like
a good idea at the time.

There's one that riffs on stereotypes that's similar. Some Jew mixes up common Mexican names and tries to laugh it off, I forget the very beginning, and the Mexican fires back with "Yeah well your brother is a mass-murderer too, he killed everyone on the Titanic." "What? No he didn't! There's nobody like that in my family!" "Iceberg, Goldberg, same difference. :mad:

# ¿ Jul 31, 2013 23:34

Raitzeno: Nov 24, 2007; What? It seemed like
a good idea at the time.

Ehh, I say keep it up. Carpe diem and all that.

# ¿ Aug 4, 2013 03:53

Raitzeno: Nov 24, 2007; What? It seemed like
a good idea at the time.

Yeah, while those are still funny, most of them are probably a decade old at bare minimum.

e:f;b

# ¿ Aug 16, 2013 16:09

Raitzeno: Nov 24, 2007; What? It seemed like
a good idea at the time.

Dr. Jamming posted:

My Persona?

No, dammit! You're not me!

# ¿ Aug 16, 2013 23:17

Raitzeno: Nov 24, 2007; What? It seemed like
a good idea at the time.

zombieman posted:

Wait, why would she answer the iron if she couldn't hear the phone ringing?

Her mother punished her by pointing to it frantically and motioning her to pick it up.

# ¿ Aug 21, 2013 02:18

Raitzeno: Nov 24, 2007; What? It seemed like
a good idea at the time.

How did Schroedinger keep his catbox closed?

He tied it with a maybe-knot.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2013 05:51

Raitzeno: Nov 24, 2007; What? It seemed like
a good idea at the time.

But nobody could understand her mumbling and flailing, and so her point remains unmade. Isn't that a riot?

# ¿ Jan 17, 2014 20:56

Raitzeno: Nov 24, 2007; What? It seemed like
a good idea at the time.

So there's a circus in town featuring an underwater sumo wrestling match between two Spanish goldfish, trained in Japan. Apparently they're calling the act Dos-Koi.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2014 03:01

Raitzeno: Nov 24, 2007; What? It seemed like
a good idea at the time.

(Try spelling it Dosukoi.)

# ¿ Mar 5, 2014 14:03

Raitzeno: Nov 24, 2007; What? It seemed like
a good idea at the time.

Man: I know this place that has some great peanut chicken, maybe we can grab a bite to eat after work and then head back to my place?
Woman: Uhh... I'm actually allergic to nuts...
Man: It's okay, I've had a vasectomy.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2014 03:54

Raitzeno: Nov 24, 2007; What? It seemed like
a good idea at the time.

Dodgeball posted:

Hey, I sent you a joke about ambiguity; did you get it?

poo poo, it was supposed to be a joke?

# ¿ Jun 27, 2014 23:47

Raitzeno: Nov 24, 2007; What? It seemed like
a good idea at the time.

Kaizoku posted:

How do you get down from an elephant?

First you preheat the city to three hundred degrees...

# ¿ Aug 11, 2014 23:08

Raitzeno: Nov 24, 2007; What? It seemed like
a good idea at the time.

Try not to bite your tongue when you get socked for that joke.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2014 05:27

Raitzeno: Nov 24, 2007; What? It seemed like
a good idea at the time.

LargeHadron posted:

I made up a bad joke. You have to tell it like you mean it to get a good reaction.

: There's a hiker who likes to listen to music while he hikes. He made a playlist do you know what he called it?

: TRAIL MIX. Do you know what the first song on it is?

: THE PEANUTS THEME. Do you know what the second song is?

: IT'S BY EMINEM

Track 3 is by...

# ¿ Mar 26, 2015 18:49

Raitzeno: Nov 24, 2007; What? It seemed like
a good idea at the time.

Non Serviam posted:

I think it was like that from the gecko

Nah, that's just your imagined nation.

# ¿ Mar 27, 2015 02:44

Raitzeno: Nov 24, 2007; What? It seemed like
a good idea at the time.

Did you know the government has a federal flood insurance option? They call it the Wetness Protection Program.

# ¿ May 12, 2015 15:55

Raitzeno: Nov 24, 2007; What? It seemed like
a good idea at the time.

It got off to a bit of a rocky start though.

# ¿ Jul 18, 2015 22:23

Raitzeno: Nov 24, 2007; What? It seemed like
a good idea at the time.

Given the naming system currently in place, I don't trust any of them to be tagged worth a drat even if it was implemented. :sigh:

E: Oh right, a joke. I had an awesomely lame one last night.

A friend and I were playing an MMO, and he was on a quest to destroy rebel supply wagons. We were in voice chat, and he was getting frustrated.

He finally shouted "Where the hell are the Rebel Supplies I need?"

I immediately went "Oh, I know where those are. Turn your character around."

"Okay..."

"SUPPLIES

"

His reaction? "...Just cause I'm laughing really hard doesn't mean it's funny."

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# ¿ Mar 5, 2016 04:35

Raitzeno: Nov 24, 2007; What? It seemed like
a good idea at the time.

I heard that Sean Connery was arrested in England during the '80s. Someone heard him yelling GOD SHAVE THE QUEEN and he got arrested on suspicion of hairorrism. (They cut him loose shortly afterward, though.)

# ¿ Apr 4, 2016 02:55

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# ¿ May 18, 2024 01:38

Raitzeno: Nov 24, 2007; What? It seemed like
a good idea at the time.

Ignite Memories posted:

This is funny, but I think it flows better if you refer to it as "anorgasmia awareness"

Only if your audience knows what that is...

(which is why we're raising awareness i guess :v:

)

# ¿ May 25, 2016 05:35

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