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Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Mega GIRL posted:

"Let's play a song here. 'Someone is back?!' What is this..."

Are you referring to "My boyfriend's back and you're gonna be in trouble! Hey now! Hey now! Chris Benoit killed his family."?

What's great about that drop is that it got played at least twice before Bryan finally deleted it.

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Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

TomWaitsForNoMan posted:

EDIT: also Dave having to explain to Bryan that you can't just lock kids in a room while you're having sex because "kids aren't like cats" was one of the finest moments in WOR history

I'm becoming more and more tempted to resubscribe.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Lamuella posted:

He was also talking about people he knew who no longer watched wrestling but still got and read f4w. Kind of a "You don't need a TV if you've got a TV guide" moment.

I subscribed for F4W for a long while without watching much wrestling. It's mainly because I find the behind the scenes side more entertaining that what happens on TV most of the time. Also there is no way in hell I'd ever order a TNA PPV or watch Impact every week, but I still enjoy listening to Bryan bitch and rant about them. It reminds me a lot of Joel Robinson/Mike Nelson being forced to watch bad movies until they crack.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Gatts posted:

Sometimes I think we should start our own Youtube/radio show.

I want Shaman of Cum and coconono on air.

"The Coco & Cum Wrestling Hour" does have a morning zoo sound to it.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Alastor_the_Stylish posted:

"Let's say we're in a world where Vince McMahon lives to be two-hundred years old."

"Thatwillneverhappen."

Vince is going to live forever just to prove the dirt sheets wrong.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

savinhill posted:

I feel the same way, something about Colt Cabana just rubs me the wrong way and I can't make it through an episode.

I like Colt Cabana and his comedy matches, but he comes across as a guy that is trying too hard to be funny.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

sportsgenius86 posted:

Highly recommend the Sean Waltman Figure Four Daily interview. It's about 80 minutes long, but worth the listen.

I'm listening to it now and I was surprised to learn that Scott Hall passing on coming to the Hall of Fame because he would be tempted was bullshit. Sean said he wasn't allowed to come, they didn't want to take the chance of him being there.

edit: "Sunny's a good chick, she's cool. I've did some messed up things. Ya know I put the poop in her food."

Grant DaNasty fucked around with this message at 15:54 on Apr 15, 2011

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Sue Denim posted:

I just heard this podcast, that song was partcilarly awesome.

Also, for anyone who likes the altered B&V show songs Hammond Edgar posted this link in the wrestling questions thread with an archive of some of the songs:

http://angrymarks.com/music/index.php?dir=songs%2F

Thanks for this link! I was finally able to find my favorite B&V song.

http://angrymarks.com/music/songs/lk-HeidenreichSnitskyLove.mp3

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

I like the Board. It's a fun alternative to this place. It's unmoderated and more snarky and angry. Plus name another forum where you can troll Lance Storm.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Which one of you turned in the shout out to NWA: Mountain State? The good news is that Bryan said he should check it out.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

triplexpac posted:

Isn't Bryan the guy who does the exact opposite when people bug him to do something?

Only if they're jerks about it. Hopefully everyone here is politely requesting him.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Borh posted:

I thought Bryan was a pussy for cutting off whatever that other creepy song was.

I was disappointed. I wanted to know whether Bryan wanted Vinny to blow him or mount him first.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Carrot Top should cut his hair and dye it brown. It would help his comedy career.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Strenuous Manflurry posted:

Don't get me wrong, I don't mean there are amazing, hysterical trolls there. It's just very interesting to see how generally intelligent people act without being forced to not be idiots by moderators. But hey, it's how Bryan wants it, which leads to things like this.

That's why I think it's a good alternative to this place. I like reasonable discussions, but sometimes I want to see random poo poo topics, trolls, and poo poo posts. Speaking of which this was one of my favorites.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Beef Jerky Robot posted:

If I subscribe to the observer, will the podcasts update right into itunes? Or do I have to download them from the site?

I think itunes just puts out the free shows, so you'd have to go to through the website. They do have a Observer iphone app that you can stream the shows through if you have one.

edit: Nevermind. Listen to this guy.

\/\/\/\/

Grant DaNasty fucked around with this message at 22:18 on Apr 30, 2011

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

I'm just now listening to the latest "I Want Wrestling" podcast and Kevin Kelly has another crazy Vince story.

During a Smackdown taping, Vince sharted and filled his pants as he was going out to do a promo. The promo goes off without a hitch, and he comes back through the Gorilla position and says, "HAHA GODDAMN, I JUST poo poo MY PANTS". Kelly says next thing he knows, Vince has changed is clothes and has his lovely underwear on a stick chasing Gerald Brisco around backstage trying to make him vomit.

Triple H told him later that Vince said that the poo poo burned and now he knows why babies cry when they poo poo themselves.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Neodoomium posted:

I have tuned out Dave's "you knows", but one thing he does not do that drives me crazy is TURN HIS CELL PHONE OFF.

He'll be talking and then you'll hear that interference as his phone is pulling in Data, because he has it too close to the phone he's on. Argh!

Well ya know, that's like the nature of the beast.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

weekly font posted:

Just letting you know that in the not too distant future there may be a PSPodcast. Help the couple of us that are working to put this together: what are YOU looking for in a wrasslin podcast?

Get Captain Charisma to do a weekly short segment on why WWE sucks. Also when discussing the divas, do it in the creepiest way possible.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

triplexpac posted:

But seriously I don't know what I would want in a wrestling podcast that I'm not already getting elsewhere.

If it's a goofy PSP-centric podcast with people here calling in to talk about stuff like embarrassing wrestling confessions or guilty pleasures, it could be fun. But if it's a serious attempt to be a real wrestling podcast with a couple guys talking about this week in wrestling, it would probably get old quick.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

I just finished listening to all of the Punchsport Podcast. I thought it was a pretty good first show. I didn't have much of a problem with there being five people because everyone spoke clearly and no one spoke over each other. The downside was I didn't know who was speaking since you all kind of have similar sounding voices. (I was able to pick up on Hulkamatt's voice, it was a little more distinctive.)

I work in an office, so I spend most of my day at work listening to a lot of comedy podcasts while doing my job. So my suggestions would be keep doing random wrestling topics like you all had with Low Ki, and perhaps have a segment where Weekly Font hosts a game between the others.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

I was trying to think of some wrestling related games and so far I've come up with these:

Punchsport Password

Rules: A wrestling version of the old game show password. You all split off into two teams of two with Weekly Font as host. Font gives a member of each team a wrestler's name from past or present, and that member has to get his partner to guess the wrestler using one word hints. Each team goes back and forth taking turns. The catch is, nobody is allowed to use wrestling related hints. That means no promotion names, moves, nicknames, etc. The game goes best 2 out of 3.


Six Degrees of the Undertaker

Rules: A wrestling version of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon. The host Weekly Font gives out a wrestler's name from past or present and the contestant has to connect that wrestler to the Undertaker using matches with other wrestlers using the least amount of matches. The matches have to be specific. Since most people don't remember dates of matches, you can use just Pay-Per-View names or specific names of PWG or ROH shows. But if you use a Raw or Nitro match for example, then you do have to provide a date.

For example. "Jay Briscoe"

1. Mark & Jay Briscoe vs. Haas & Benjamin (Glory by Honor IX)
2. Shelton Benjamin in Money in the Bank that included Ric Flair (Wrestlemania 22)
3. Ric Flair vs. Undertaker (Wrestlemania 18)

Then the next contestant has a chance to steal the point by seeing if he can do it in less matches. And no cheating using wikipedia.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Actually you guys need someone other that Undertaker. He has too many well known matches with everyone. How about Jeff Jarrett instead?

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

gently caress! How about Zack Ryder?

Edit: Ok smart asses. Give me Gorgeous George to Zack Ryder in six degrees.

Grant DaNasty fucked around with this message at 00:41 on Jun 19, 2011

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

If you send me Chyna's new porno I'll review it for you.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Hirams Bitch posted:

I'm not familiar with these arguments. Can you summarize and also let us know who was on the wrong side so they can be rightfully mocked?

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

MassRayPer posted:

Dave is awake. Our long national nightmare is over.

He was in his annual Davesleep where he regenerates his powers of wrestling knowledge.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Frilled Lizard posted:

I don't listen to Meltzer a lot, but I had no idea he had procreated.

It had a lot of heat at the beginning, but the finish was anticlimactic and came out of nowhere.

**3/4

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Moose Bigelow posted:

False report. They locked up a few big moves later and it was all she wrote in 0:37. DUD

The real reason why Dave has a kid is because his dick lost a máscara contra máscara match the week before.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

sportsgenius86 posted:

If you have a desk job, there's no better purchase.

I used to listen to the audio shows in my cubicle while I worked. But then our corporate web filter starting blocking F4W because it was in the "terrorism and violence" category. :(

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

If you want hear something bizarre listen to the new Steve Austin Show: Austin vs the Fly. It's Austin and a house fly (which sounds like Austin talking into a fan) cutting promos on each other and then having a wrestling match where Austin commentates.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Gonzo McFee posted:

Steve Austin is talking about eating out a Sasquatch.

I'm terrified yet intrigued.

Steve needs to go on Joe Rogan's podcast so they can compare Alpha Brain induced Sasquatch/Werewolf/Gorilla loving dreams.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

mkay0 posted:

His impression of Jim Harris was more than 'a tad' IMO.

"Jerry, I wanna ask you a question. Why does you paint da big banana on ma' stomach every night?"

I don't know Jim Harris personally, but if he didn't talk like that verbatim, then yes it was a racist impersonation.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

I listened to the second part of the X-Pac interview on the Steve Austin Show, and he told the story of planting poo poo on Sunny's chicken sandwich. The funniest part to me was that it wasn't even his poo poo. Someone actually gave X-Pac a turd so he could run, sneak, and climb a chain link fence like a ninja to put it in someone's sandwich in a bag that was locked away in the arena.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

I have to agree with Bryan on that argument. If you have a TV program (wrestling, drama, etc) and present a storyline for weeks that doesn't go over, you should still try to follow up on it and give it a proper ending instead of dropping it out of the blue.

All you're going to do is piss off the few viewers you have, making them feel stupid for investing time watching your show to begin with.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

MassRafTer posted:

The problem is Bryan is arguing for some made up storyline that doesn't exist. TNA is doing some stupid storyline that makes sense based on the stupid things they are booking while Bryan is arguing for the storyline he thinks it should be.

That makes sense. I don't watch TNA, but I've heard Bryan come up with his own conclusions and storylines based who knows what when reviewing shows.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

I just listened to the second half of the Jim Cornette interview on the Steve Austin Show. He spends most of the show talking about ribs, including probably the most disturbing rib I've ever heard of that involved Dennis Condrey, Phil Hickerson, and Tojo Yamamoto.




Here's a pic of Dennis and Phil to help visualize it.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Why am I not surprised that Bryan and Vinny didn't appreciate Tyler Breeze's Zoolander impression on NXT?

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

I hate it when podcasts blue ball the listener.

On the latest Steve Austin podcast he interviews William Regal. At one point he asks Regal his thoughts on Savage/Steamboat at Wrestlemania 3. Regal says he loved it until he talked to Ricky Steamboat about it, and now he's put off by it. Austin cryptically says he knows what he means, and then they just move on to the next topic.

So what the hell is this dark secret of Savage/Steamboat that can't be spoken of??

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

They're just talking about how Savage would always script his matches moment-to-moment as opposed to improvise the majority of the match. It's why Steamboat has said he prefers his matches with Flair over the Wrestlemania 3 match.

It's odd they wouldn't just say that instead of being all mysterious about it. It's not like wrestling fans don't know matches are usually planned out to a certain degree anyway.

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Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

I had to turn off the Todd show. It's like Bryan and Todd take turns at being the most infuriating person ever to listen to. Bryan says CM Punk will never ever return to WWE, and Todd said Bret Hart returned and he left under worse circumstances. Bryan says that's the worst argument ever.

What the gently caress???

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