Early FPS Megathread: the kids need to learn about TekWar sooner or later

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Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I don't even know who that is.

The system works!

# ¿ Mar 23, 2024 17:52

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 16:36

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Black Mesa was also haunted

# ¿ Mar 25, 2024 01:19

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I really want the action figures

# ¿ Mar 25, 2024 21:07

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Cream-of-Plenty posted:

Remember
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef_41JpwqdE

This just makes me want to play stafe though

# ¿ Mar 25, 2024 21:17

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Barudak posted:

My friend stole a copy of Kiss Pyscho Circus for PC and I was so enamored I got it... for dreamcast.

I was a stupid child and am a stupid adult

Was it better or worse than witchaven

# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 02:47

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Barudak posted:

Edit: It is worth noting in the plot of Kiss Psycho Circus you don't even play as kiss. You play as a member of a Kiss Tribute band

On the bright side, youre not kiss. On the other hand, you think they're cool enough to emulate. God what a tough call

# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 05:39

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I watched the BotW on it, I'm pretty much an expert on it

# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 06:34

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Well this is just fantastic news

I know! I can't wait for Doug Huggem either!

# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 22:27

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

And just make shorter levels

# ¿ Mar 30, 2024 23:45

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Pull up thread pull up

# ¿ Apr 3, 2024 22:47

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

John carpenter rules

# ¿ Apr 4, 2024 17:44

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Cream-of-Plenty posted:

I'm a BBC too

Oh I guess we're just posting lies now

# ¿ Apr 4, 2024 22:43

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Gaspy Conana posted:

I kinda feel bad that they tied their cool levels and clever design ethos to such a dour theme. Yeah it's satire but this limits the audience to people who aren't exhausted by current events. I don't wanna see that face any more than I have to.

The Ultrakill one was really funny too

# ¿ Apr 5, 2024 15:03

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I played some nu-UT game about a year and change ago on epic games and it seemed alright but my comp was clearly not up for it. Didn't like the arc of the flak cannon but I feel they've been nerfing that since 2k4 (3?). Then it disappeared when they murdered the series entire. Mind you, it still took up space on my hard drive, I just couldn't play it. I remember it being a bear to uninstall too but that might just me being poo poo with computers and hating epic games

# ¿ Apr 5, 2024 15:26

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Baron von Eevl posted:

Some stuff in ut2k4 holds up really well, the basic movement and weapon feel is pretty universally great, the maps are a mixed bag but often solid, but a lot of the single player and bot stuff is weak. The team management stuff is very dumb and not fun, and I think bots (I forget if online voice commands are a thing) have a tendency to yell dumb poo poo like "eat it bitch" all the time.

I played through all of 99 campaign on I think inhuman difficulty but the second I reached the actual teamplay portions of 2k4, I had to stop because the teammates were so loving stupid. Just completely ignored orders while also being very bad at it. I'm pretty sure it was CTF that was the problem, easily my least favorite game format though

# ¿ Apr 6, 2024 18:25

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Phones suck

# ¿ Apr 7, 2024 00:33

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Doctor Bishop posted:

"Seven discs! The game came on seven discs!"

"In a row?"

lol

# ¿ Apr 7, 2024 15:31

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

chocolateTHUNDER posted:

Lots of memories of playing C&C & StarCraft online, with ***56K NO*** in the lobby titles

They didn't say anything about 28.8 >_>

# ¿ Apr 10, 2024 17:38

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Serephina posted:

You know, I was absolutely certain I'd seen that distortion well before I'd ever heard of gzdoom, but apparently I must have seen it in Hexen or something instead of Doom. I think I'll stand by my point however; even as a kid who was being spooked, the world felt full of artifice. The only time I really felt... uh, immersed (?) was when trying to spy what the outside, since the skyboxes where so cool.

Artifice used to mean skillfully crafted :colbert:

I do agree about the skyboxes though

koren posted:

It did not because you couldn't look up or down in the original release of doom, but you could look up and down in Heretic and Hexen. This was done through a simple and clever rendering hack and is distorted in the way discussed. Duke 3d's original renderer works the same way.

I kinda like the up/down distortion. It wouldn't be the same without it

# ¿ Apr 12, 2024 14:54

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Turin Turambar posted:

Adaca is on sale on Steam, just 10 euros. I just bought it.

# ¿ Apr 15, 2024 19:27

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Cream-of-Plenty posted:

I was forced to watch a movie with the TV's "contrast enhancing" auto-dimming and 60 FPS upscaler enabled at my dad's house

Watch the movie at the same time on your phone

# ¿ Apr 15, 2024 20:02

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

repiv posted:

more ultrakill dropped

https://twitter.com/ULTRAKILLGame/status/1779950728015966376

Only 240 mb, thought for sure it'd be huge. Oh well, not like I'm playing it for a while anyway

# ¿ Apr 15, 2024 21:36

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

repiv posted:

more ultrakill dropped

https://twitter.com/ULTRAKILLGame/status/1779950728015966376

Hey have you played it yet? I know they were doing something with the alt marksman and introducing the third rocket launcher, there anything with the nailguns and shotguns?

e: Oh btw there's a huge FPS sale on steam right now, so if there's anything you haven't bought that you've been waiting for, now might be the time. They finally dropped the price of reaver to 10 bucks, think I'm gonna grab it.

Milo and POTUS fucked around with this message at 22:58 on Apr 15, 2024

# ¿ Apr 15, 2024 22:53

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

The Kins posted:

...and Beyond Sunset has updated with an updated version of the old demo levels as a "Chapter 0" prologue mapset, along with an official release of the synthwave soundtrack.

I love that demo level so, so much. The rest of the game looked great and played fine but was otherwise alright. I was disappointed. I wouldn't even call it bad, just a letdown

# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 17:45

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Vargatron posted:

Other than the blaster, the grenade launcher has to be one of the poorer weapons in Quake 2. Love shooting grenades between an enemies legs!!

Not sure I've ever had this problem....

# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 18:32

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I simply put my grenades on target

# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 05:16

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Serephina posted:

Guys guys guys! GUYS.

Met a friendly barber today. When paying, made a note of what his name was so I could ask for him later. His nametag said Nukus, which was rather unique and easy to remember, so I asked about it. He said that's just a nickname, his dad named him Nukum after a video game character. He showed me his store login, he was serious.

!!!

Walking out with a black eye after you ask if he has balls of steel: "worth it"

# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 15:40

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

So did you explain who duke nukem was

# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 01:24

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Extremely mad about an already gimicky subgenre

Last Exterminator owns and Brutal John is strangely fun and stupid.

# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 21:55

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Yeah this sale is pretty great. For 10 bucks you can't really go wrong. The only question is do I want it more than reaver or am I gonna have to top off my steam wallet and get them both

# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 17:01

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Selaco owns and I can't wait to buy it. I hope I don't get burned again though, I loved the Beyond Sunset demo and thought the actual game was... fine?

# ¿ Apr 21, 2024 15:30

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

All the ogres in Shrak

# ¿ Apr 22, 2024 19:19

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I mean that penultimate map is probably the hardest in the game. I actually didn't find it too bad but maybe I'm just badass

# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 02:35

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I'm not, just to be clear

# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 02:35

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Turin Turambar posted:

I just noticed that Supplice started its Early Access release more than a year ago, on April 6, 2023.
On that time, the released 1/3 of the content (2 of the six promised episodes). I hope this doesn't turn into another Wrath, staying in EA for many years. :/

Or viscerafest

# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 18:46

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Shoehead posted:

I know people are talking about it a lot but this Phantom Fury game is uh... perfectly cromulent, looking forward to playing it when it's out of EA

I thought cromulent meant good

# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 21:50

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Kinda neat if the PF team nearly pulled it off after the whole demo fiasco. I've never seen people turn against throwback shooters so unanimously

# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 14:47

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Next game they're gonna quiz you after the dialogue to make sure you were paying attention

# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 19:24

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Brutal difficulty on ultrakill is very hard. I would not advise starting on it. I mean I've p ranked everything up to the first gabe fight which I think is gonna be a pain but I've also got a ton of hours in it already

# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 15:14

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 16:36

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I've never played a borderlands and I never will

# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 19:08

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