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Jenkl
Aug 5, 2008

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Motronic posted:

That's not a variance. Bedrooms have egress requirements. A window is not the only way to satisfy an egress requirement. The wrong type of window may not even count.

It gets very complicated very quickly when it comes to multi tenant residential egress, but fortunately you might get to use my favorite fire code/building term: vomitorium. https://up.codes/s/stairways-connecting-to-vomitories

Not the same degree of course, but I learnt this during my basement remodel. Where I am, a standard sliding patio door (with latch) does not satisfy an egress requirement, and instead needs to be a hinged door. In my case it mattered since there were height restrictions at the alternate exit that I needed to remediate to have a usable egress that satisfies all requirements. That or I'd have to buy a new door.

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Jenkl
Aug 5, 2008

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Hey yeah I think they have that at Dollarama.

Jenkl
Aug 5, 2008

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Arsenic Lupin posted:

We wound up buying a counter-depth model because of dimensions, and I absolutely love it: nothing gets lost in the back third of the fridge.

https://www.reddit.com/r/HomeImprovement/comments/11h4m27/new_house_has_a_pool_in_the_basement/
New house has a pool in the basement

I'm assuming a link to an imgur somebody else created doesn't count as image leeching?


They put the pool in to distract from the joist that is splintering right in the middle.

Jenkl
Aug 5, 2008

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corgski posted:

Who hasn't wanted to live in a toddler's drawing of a fire station?

I'm assuming that's exactly what this building was, and then it was repurposed.
God I hope so.

Jenkl
Aug 5, 2008

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Uthor posted:

I was cleaning up my Flickr account and was reminded of this house I rode my motorcycle past 13 years ago.



Don't remember exactly where it was, like 30 miles south of Peoria, IL.

NSFW tag please!

Jenkl
Aug 5, 2008

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FISHMANPET posted:

Let's not sleep on the unfinished wiremold with pigtails just hanging out in the open.

Why does that wire even daylight there? They brought it out of the wall only to run it over the tile in that channel.

Jenkl
Aug 5, 2008

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Aragosta posted:

Ahh, a battleshits court.

Turd to b3.

Jenkl
Aug 5, 2008

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`Nemesis posted:



Brisbane Australia

I broke my leg looking at this picture

Jenkl
Aug 5, 2008

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Deteriorata posted:

Crappy Construction: I'm generally not a fluorescent lighting fan.

Jenkl
Aug 5, 2008

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Reading an inspection report for a home my sister is looking at buying. And I quote:

"House appears to have been tuck pointed using caulking which is not a typical repair."

Ooof.

Jenkl
Aug 5, 2008

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This is not crappy construction and I will explain why as soon as I can think of something that fits

It's just so drat cute!

Jenkl
Aug 5, 2008

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Beardcrumb posted:

Somebody decided to build the cheapest Sims house possible and autogenerated the roof.



A mathematically perfect building.

Jenkl
Aug 5, 2008

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Harry_Potato posted:

Man that lives in glass house can only poo poo in the dark. Man who lives in windowless house can poo poo where ever he wants.

Lol this is someone who wants to throw stones whenever they want damnit!

Jenkl
Aug 5, 2008

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StormDrain posted:



My friend spotted his neighbor's carport under construction. He said the crew just looked like the b squad from a distance.

Im struggling to find words for this. I just keep going in circles. I can't figure out where to start.

Jenkl
Aug 5, 2008

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StormDrain posted:

Uncle Fenestration.

:bravo:

Jenkl
Aug 5, 2008

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bergeoisie posted:

For context, this is a hilly rear end beach town with very frequent landslides.



loving bureaucratic pencil pushers always trying to squeeze a buck from the little man, it's pathetic I tells ya.

Jenkl
Aug 5, 2008

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The snow thing made sense to me but I'm Canadian and it's interesting to hear of other snowy places that still go the other way.

Jenkl
Aug 5, 2008

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Powered Descent posted:

We all await the day humanity finally invents Star Trek doors that slide to the sides with a gentle "whoosh"

You know in European Starfleet it slides up, due to an unfortunate incident in 2214, where...

Jenkl
Aug 5, 2008

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GotLag posted:

isn't the whole point of a porch to not have rain and snow right at your front door?

Whoever built my home wants you to knock off all this crazy talk and leave them alone.

Jenkl
Aug 5, 2008

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VelociBacon posted:

For me it's the handles for the cabinets that are mostly misaligned despite the cabinet doors being seemingly aligned properly.



No way to know how these things are gonna line up...

Jenkl
Aug 5, 2008

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Sash! posted:

The center is hollowed out and filled with rum. It is lit table side when served.

The eye of the storm!

Jenkl
Aug 5, 2008

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Pretty sure this violates the Geneva Conventions.

Jenkl
Aug 5, 2008

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Angry Pie posted:

it's giving "HVAC, but make it look like a Missy Elliot video"

I love this more than is explainable.

Jenkl
Aug 5, 2008

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Nitrox posted:

Too much work. Unless you brought enough for everybody

If you love your job, you'll never work a day in your life.

Jenkl
Aug 5, 2008

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I saw your original post and am so happy to hear it again here.

That dude was putting your entire kitchen floor together with scraps like it was a tiny drywall patch somewhere.

Jenkl
Aug 5, 2008

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Sirotan posted:

That certainly is Art though because it is making me feel things (mostly hate and anger).

And I'm certainly stealing this line one day 😄.

Jenkl
Aug 5, 2008

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Computer viking posted:

I think you're joking, but at the same time ... that really would have helped, wouldn't it?

There are places that use drywall as a kind of sheathing for sheer force, similar to plywood in NA. I recall it in a Scott Brown video (New Zealander). The type of drywall and screw pattern are part of the inspection process.

Jenkl
Aug 5, 2008

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Cement board shower enclosure that's been jointed with paper tape and drywall mud, across a wall that appeared to have had all of its studs cut out.

The redguard was the least of their issues.

Too late to fix any of it - they'd already done about half the shower walls.

Jenkl
Aug 5, 2008

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Imasalmon posted:

This is a picture a friend of mine sent me when I asked how their renovation was going.



Here is the same area after repairs.

I'm no pro, but I don't think joist hangers work like that.

Jenkl
Aug 5, 2008

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If this is crap I might have a deeply embarrassing kink.

Jenkl
Aug 5, 2008

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Computer viking posted:

On the one hand that sounds perfectly reasonable, and on the other hand it sounds like a joke - and I genuinely can't decide.

This was exactly my reaction. Still unsure.

Jenkl
Aug 5, 2008

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Lemniscate Blue posted:

Unlike that builder, who clearly peaked in high school.

This is generous.

Jenkl
Aug 5, 2008

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Cat Hatter posted:

The vented toilet blocking the shower makes me not sure the German expressionist tile was intentional.

Haha I hadn't even noticed that. Definitely seems like it was tiles with off-cuts.

Jenkl
Aug 5, 2008

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DrBouvenstein posted:

I thought that too at first, but then I saw the other pic posted:


And it actually looks more like it's some sort of natural granite or marble tile, and those white lines aren't the tile edges, but just natural white lines in the tile.

"Should we pay to move the vent?"

"Absolutely not, I'm trying to turn a profit here!"

"Ok, I'll get the cheapest floor tile from the big box store"

"Are you insane? Get the marble!"

Jenkl
Aug 5, 2008

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Just because you can do anything with epoxy doesn't mean you should.

Jenkl
Aug 5, 2008

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PainterofCrap posted:

I’m the uneven 4x4 posts that appear to be sitting randomly on 9/16” deck planking.

Guys

There’s this thing called a T-square. Another called a level. Let’s not forget the plumb bob

I'm the screw through the decking that missed both of the scraps they are calling the joist.

Jenkl
Aug 5, 2008

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wesleywillis posted:

I was hoping to hear about footings of poo poo.

I'm extremely disappointed.

Jenkl
Aug 5, 2008

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Cyrano4747 posted:

Could be worse, a few years back I saw a house that had these things all the gently caress over the place because I guess seeing empty outlets is for poors or something:



Because if there's one thing I want, it's an outlet that has new and exciting ways to break, probably involving fiddly latches made of cheap plastic and crappy springs.

About half of them were USB-A, for charging your devices. I think about that sometimes as I plug in yet another USB-C wall wart.

These are $60USD each 😮😮😮😮

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Jenkl
Aug 5, 2008

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Cat Hatter posted:

Crappy Construction: "What are you gonna do, build my deck again?"

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