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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

ABen posted:

Sowing from seeds in a south facing window ought to work ok? I'm moving at the start of April and will have an actual garden to put the plants out into. Any suggestions for starter chilis that are hard to kill? I like a decent amount of spice, either in a Mexican or south Asian direction, mostly.

Chilis are, in general, very hard to kill and happy with the bare minimums, the only difference that minmaxing-treatment gives you is earlier first harvest and higher yield pretty much, but they're easy as poo poo to grow.
Capsicum annuum sorts (like Cayenne, Serrano) are considered the "easiest" to grow because of how fast they germinate and reach flowering/fruiting stage, but my go to sorts are usually Capsicum chinensis sorts like Habanero-hybrids, scotch bonnets, bhut jolokia, scorpion-hybrids, reaper, etc. They usually take longer to fully ripen out fruits and almost all of the sorts I've grown so far are of the more dickwandig-type.

My absolute money-chili every season is, however, the lemon drop, which I'd absolutely recommend. Grows fast, easy to maintain, yields stupid amounts, medium heat, real pretty to look at.

If you're looking for three recommendations, go with Cayenne, Lemon Drop and Scotch Bonnet. That gets you a good coverage across the heat spectrum from mild to feisty, three bright colors, and real purdy chilis to look at.

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Also the housing market around Munich is a knife fight in a phone booth. My wife went to look at place that had a literal 5 cm hole in the brickwork to the outdoors under one of the windows and serious mold in the cellar. The realtor said they would fix the hole before anyone moved in, but wanted 2.800€ cold. loving parasites. Fortunately didn't end up quite that bad off, but holy poo poo.

I've moved three times since I got to Munich and every iteration was crazier than the previous one, to the point where I had a massive loving Bewerbungsmappe ready to go at a moments notice by the last time. The conditions have turned absolutely ridiculous even by Munich standards.
I'm extremely lucky with a landlord that gives zero fucks about adjusting the Miete to the STANDARDS DES FREIEN MARKTES, and plan to stay here until I move to a place with a garden, where I plan to go absolutely nuts with my plants.
Talked about the same example yesterday, but a neighbor in my building two stories above me in exactly the same apartment as me pays 55% more than I do...for the exact same loving apartment. But hey, they moved in only half a year ago, so that must mean the invisible hand of the free market had to punish them, right?

Madness.

Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 11:48 on Feb 11, 2024

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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

hazzlebarth posted:

After Sachsen, Bayern also are having a normal Fasching:

Was läuft denn falsch mit diesen Leuten? Wie bitteschön singt man "Ausländer raus" ohne "böse Absicht".

Bayern is, surprisingly, late to the headline party, this poo poo has been going on for weeks now

https://www.harzkurier.de/lokales/herzberg/article241602876/Nazi-Parolen-in-Herzberger-Disco-Folgen-fuer-den-Karneval-im-Harz.html
https://www.merkur.de/deutschland/n...r-92824324.html
https://www.fazemag.de/karneval-skandal-erneut-rassistische-parolen-zu-gigi-dagostino/
https://www.n-tv.de/regionales/hamburg-und-schleswig-holstein/Ermittlungen-nach-Auslaender-raus-Gegroele-dauern-an-article24691150.html
https://www.spiegel.de/panorama/jus...82-b1ef380eebe2

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Zwille posted:

Isn’t Sachsen the Bundesland where a supermarket had to apologize after saying nazis are bad?

Sachsen and Thüringen. Edeka Simmel has a few Filialen in or around my place, and those definitely now have a bit of a Gschmäggle

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

My Lovely Horse posted:

They should start playing the song in discos as bait

I would be very-much on board with club-honeypots if Beamte were standing by to immediately visit consequences upon idiots chanting the "forbidden lyrics", but I'm also very aware of the state of our police force

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Zwille posted:

This is extremely funny to me because i always see öD turned 90 degrees as a duck looking back

If I don't manage to unsee this in the next 48 hours, I'm coming for you

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
What's that? It's "Markus Söder kann sich ins Knie ficken"-o'clock again already?

https://www.sueddeutsche.de/bayern/cannabis-legalisierung-bayern-soeder-klage-gesetz-1.6397981

quote:

"Wir vonseiten des Freistaats Bayern, wir werden uns an allem beteiligen, was dieses Gesetz außer Kraft oder verzögert oder später oder anders in Szene setzen lässt", sagte Parteichef Markus Söder am Montag nach einer Sitzung des CSU-Vorstands in München. "Wir prüfen alle Klagen von der Zustimmungspflichtigkeit bis zur generellen Beschädigung. Und ich kann heute schon sagen, wir werden dieses Gesetz extremst restriktiv anwenden."

lol, wasn Opfer

quote:

"Dieses Gesetz ist nicht nur ein Schaden für junge Menschen, ist nicht nur eine Gefährdung der Sicherheit für junge Leute und der Gesundheit, sondern das Gesetz ist schlichtweg nicht umsetzbar", betonte der bayerische Ministerpräsident. Viele wichtige Fragen seien ungeklärt - etwa wer kontrolliere, ob die Zonen um Schulen und Kindergärten, in denen der Konsum nicht gestattet sei, eingehalten würden.

It sure is a shame that there's no lovely institution tasked with the Einhaltung of Gesetze.
One that Markus would be a big fan of, no less.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Behold, the Alman-elemental

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcqbVmC9M5g

/edit:
TIL there is a "Falschparker App" where any Ottonormalbürger can knips Falschparker and automatically forward the "Tatbestanderfassung" to a local Ordnungsamt and it actually gets processed
Who ever said the Digitalisierung Deutschlands was a failure

Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 15:01 on Mar 1, 2024

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Y'all thirsty for some Falschparker reporting, huh

:hundi:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

a cartoon duck posted:

so my mother's disabled, a stroke rendered her almost completely unable to use her left arm and leg. she can't walk unassisted and even short distances like 20 or 30 meters leave her winded like a marathon would leave you or i. the number of able-bodied drivers i see taking up handicapped parking spots because god forbid they walk a couple extra steps with their healthy loving legs is absolutely infuriating and tickets for falschparken is the least they deserve

Oh, I'm right there with you, it was mostly a joke about almans. As someone that qualifies for a sufficient degree of GdB for a Parkausweis but doesn't need it, I'm at the point where I feel like people blocking spaces for folks with Behinderung are destined for a special hell.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
But to interrupt the discussion about Falschparker and the really weird remote-autism-diagnosing, here's a quick chili update:

The use of my diluted and self-mixed Mineraldünger has yielded results that are kinda growing over my head.
In previous seasons, I'd have expected this kind of growth around late March, but my three lil Zöglinge (left-to-right: Lemon Drop, Carolina Reaper, Scotch Bonnet) have been going nuts with the fertilization and me singing Beyoncé songs to them



If anyone needs advice on using a mineral-Dünger diluted-down to the point where you can use it with every single Kanne of Gießwasser for easy-mode chili-growth, feel free to let me know. :shobon:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Hopper posted:

Are those grow lamps? If so, what's the electricity use on those?

They most certainly are. They're about 35W apiece in oversized LEDs that are "somehow" no longer kosher in the EU due to actual enforcement of CE-requirements on Amazon, but my biggest problem at the moment is that my plants are growing too tall and wide for grow lamps too soon.

In previous chili seasons, my goal for the plants was to get them to that size and development by late April, so I could permanently relocate them outside, but I appear to have overshot my goals this season.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Glad to see our heroes in green are getting in on the military-cosplay gig

Can't wait to see USK deploy out of Mungos and mine-protected vehicles because of the Bedrohungslage

And PÜD in Splitterschutzweste

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

mcbexx posted:

Welp, there goes my plan to eventually move to Portugal.

Whoops, right-wing shithead governments everywhere in Europe.
Ah well, back to square one.

Just don't stay on square one more than 3 minutes, then you're Parking instead of just Halting.

And with that most-excellent Überleitung, let me share that I found out that the Wegeheld-App has a leaderboard, and the Anzeigenhauptmeister - that the German Weltnetz is currently frothing at the mouth over - isn't the top dog.
He's not even in the top five of their all-time rankings.

The real Anzeigenhauptmeister is this gentle person:



https://www.weg.li/leaderboard

:stare:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Amtssprache hier ist Englisch, ihr Dirnensprösse :colbert:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Is everyone stoked for the Bundesrat rubberstamping the Cannabisgesetz today and definitely not punting it to forever-hell via the Vermittlungsausschuss?

https://www.bundesrat.de/DE/plenum/to-plenum/to-plenum-node.html


Let's see who's speaking



Oh.


:rip:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Sachsen voted ungültig, no Vermittlungsausschuss

Smoke weed y'all

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Torrannor posted:

Seems your prediction was totally wrong, I think think you'll agree that this is a good thing!

Happy weed smoking, goons!

I've been too well-conditioned by "we can't have nice things", but I'm very happy to be proven wrong.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Zwille posted:

OSTERN IST ERST MORGEN!!

Ostern most certainly isn't what i'll be looking forward to tomorrow

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
4:20, blasiert es 🥦

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
wecherm Gras

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Forsooth, 'tis quite warm today

but to cool everyone down, I'd like to present a video of the ZDF-adjacent/parented unbubble-channel that took it upon themselves to ask a very important question, namely "Sollte the AfD verboten werden?".
I've seen maybe two of these videos that are Deutsch-adaptions of the Jubilee channel, and they were between "meh" to "lol", but if you have around half an hour of disposable free time on 1.25/1.5x, see if you can spot the one participant that, uh..."stands out a bit".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl_BiASX38w

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
The recently unveiled Bußgeld Katalog in Bayern certainly qualifies as new

What's that? 500€ for lighting up within sight of a school?
Guess plowing through the 30 Zone in front of it with 80 Sachen is cheaper now.
excellent messaging, Markus


/edit: oh, two CanG-Ordnungswidrigkeiten within 3years also instantly doubles the fine

:tif:

https://twitter.com/Markus_Soeder/status/1777697404252229815?t=0I8EfjXdaXk10zsdQAcP9Q&s=19

Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 04:10 on Apr 10, 2024

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
This is why I get all my news exclusively from web.de

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

nawilo_420 posted:

they finally did it! they captured the german essence in video format:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5ESVLJM_Md/?igsh=bXluajA1Z2tvMjhh

That's not the Anzeigenhauptmeister video though :confused:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Hey, guess what Bayern is legalizing on its own accord

https://www.br.de/nachrichten/bayern/bayern-startet-erstes-legales-online-spielcasino,UAJEOBS

We are so far beyond satire

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Thank God we have such a cool and good political climate where Neonazis are too afraid to abhitler loud & proud in public

https://www.tz.de/muenchen/stadt/ha...g-93030669.html

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGe9Ev8Mg/

Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 04:08 on Apr 28, 2024

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Antigravitas posted:

Hat potential.

:dadjoke:

You deserve all the bonks

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
(still made me chuckle very reluctantly)

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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
I'm in Munich and I can see at least a Northern Lights

(:haw:)

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