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Lunar Suite: Jun 5, 2011; If you love a flower which happens to be on a star, it is sweet at night to gaze at the sky. All the stars are a riot of flowers.

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

I think it's nice how the politicians help each other with covering their crimes even though they're in different parties. That's the spirit of the grand coalition!

Yeah, the main issue isn't so much the flavour of crime that may or may not have been committed, but that the politicians get to cover for another and quietly deal with such... unpleasantries. Our elected representatives are placing themselves beyond the law by exploiting their positions, access to information and connections. That poo poo does not fly.

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 14:28

Lunar Suite: Jun 5, 2011; If you love a flower which happens to be on a star, it is sweet at night to gaze at the sky. All the stars are a riot of flowers.

It's close to the European elections and I just caught a wonderful bit of AfD advertisement on Klassikradio.
A man who appears to have a Fischst�bchen in his mouth explains that every day, thousands of their posters are being torn down and their election helpers beat up, and none of the major german parties care. He reminds us that the AfD is the new people's movement and said something I've not been able to catch, some sort of 'never again'. I agree. Also, it's nice to see election funding being used to bring a smile to our faces.

Other fringe parties have of course engaged in the race to the bottom. Please be extremely creeped out, then laugh at the typeset that gives their party name a middle finger look: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jNzblqu-Rc

And enjoy the harmless insanity of what Oliver Kalkofe called a 'gebl�mter Fleischberg': https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOG0TDKD36A I have no idea what is going through her head.

# ¿ May 16, 2014 15:59

Lunar Suite: Jun 5, 2011; If you love a flower which happens to be on a star, it is sweet at night to gaze at the sky. All the stars are a riot of flowers.

I'm faintly curious how these fringe parties manage to make the funds to keep going. Are the subsidies that generous?
I recall there being another nail in the NPD's coffin, due to them faking membership numbers to get larger subsidies (hey, the money may have gown to a brown person otherwise).

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

B�So are insane.

Other than being wrong about everything, is there anything noteworthy?

Randler posted:

NPD gnomes

Holy poo poo.

# ¿ May 16, 2014 16:14

Lunar Suite: Jun 5, 2011; If you love a flower which happens to be on a star, it is sweet at night to gaze at the sky. All the stars are a riot of flowers.

It's not on YouTube, but enjoy the classic: http://www.myvideo.de/watch/5312590/Kalkofes_Mattscheibe_Bueso

To be fair, the global house market did explode like three years later. Also, she has the same (but spellchecked) diagram in later spots.

# ¿ May 17, 2014 09:42

Lunar Suite: Jun 5, 2011; If you love a flower which happens to be on a star, it is sweet at night to gaze at the sky. All the stars are a riot of flowers.

7% for the AfD.
:cmon:

extra3 is already joking: What do you call the country to the right of Germany? France.

# ¿ May 26, 2014 17:14

Lunar Suite: Jun 5, 2011; If you love a flower which happens to be on a star, it is sweet at night to gaze at the sky. All the stars are a riot of flowers.

The almost EU wide shift to the right is pretty worrying, though.
Well, and the UKIP thing. I'm one of those darn immigrants they want to get rid off - I'm just about to graduate university. If I don't find a job within six months, off I go, back to ~~Russia~~ Germany.
Well, one more year and I can apply for permanent residence.

But yeah... Is this a result of the terrible (<50%) turnout of voters? (To my shame, I didn't either). Or has the economic crisis once more given a veneer of credulity to the brownshirts, when they claim they can totally fix it with a little FYGM?

# ¿ May 26, 2014 20:49

Lunar Suite: Jun 5, 2011; If you love a flower which happens to be on a star, it is sweet at night to gaze at the sky. All the stars are a riot of flowers.

I don't have an Abitur, I have an international baccalaureate. The most common question is "what the hell is an international baccalaureate".

I think we recently got downgraded in comparison to the Abi; my mediocre 33 points only amounts to, what, 2,3? But it got me into a reasonable uni and I got a first and soon I'm going back to the UK for a MRes. I think I still have some past papers somewhere; we got a short text and had to analyse it; show our understanding of devices and such.

I'll forever be grateful to my mother for affording the IB for me. Tiny classes, well paid teachers, regular inspections with results posted publicly and the school has to also publicly show how it plans to address them and is followed up on that? Hell yes.

Anyway. The multiply Bahn strikes are annoying me (though I live in Hamburg; all I need to do is about the S and use the U-Bahn) but the BILD is whining about evil unions so I feel compelled to support said unions out of principle.

# ¿ May 22, 2015 10:11

Lunar Suite: Jun 5, 2011; If you love a flower which happens to be on a star, it is sweet at night to gaze at the sky. All the stars are a riot of flowers.

So, I was at the local office today, signing my Abmeldungsbest�tigung (moving to the UK for my MRes). And behind me there was a gentleman, who approached me outside and asked me, in passable English, if I could help with his form. He came to Germany via India, is originally from Afghanistan, and had lost his papers.
I spent about half an hour trying to help. We cleared up he needed to get new papers from his embassy. We looked at opening hours. The local social service aparently has speaking hours Tuesday from 10:30 to 12:00 and Thursday from 12:00 to 13:00 and 14:00 to 15:00. Ringing anyway, I was informed aparently they knew the guy and he knew the process and he was supposed to call his case worker if he had any questions. Meanwhile I was never sure if he was understanding me or listening to me; his passport was german and then it was Indian. He'd lost the german one and he kept the indian one in the bank - in India. He seemed, well, a little out. He did say he had a doctor's appointment later that day for a memory loss he'd suffered...

I was really annoyed at the social worker lady brushing us off with "opening hours!", honestly. They have speaking hours slimmer than a supermodel's daily tofu ration and I got the distinct feeling of being a nuisance. Does not strike me as Willkommenskultur.
Now, I don't know what the pensum of a Sozialbeamter is like. I can imagine that you see some horrible or plain exhausting poo poo there. There might be tons of stuff they have to do, and when I just sort of silently looked at her she go uncomfortable and defended herself with "We don't pick those hours, it's our guideline."

But trying to help that guy get some sort of idea of what to do showed me how loving horrible it is to be in a country where you have family, where you love living, but instead of getting help as a vulnerable person, you're stuck. Does he have a translator when he speaks to them? Are there forms in english (All the ones we had were in german)? No idea!
:smith:

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 09:18

Lunar Suite: Jun 5, 2011; If you love a flower which happens to be on a star, it is sweet at night to gaze at the sky. All the stars are a riot of flowers.

There's a bill in the Bundesrat requesting marriage equality, and everyone not ruled by the CDU or CSU is on board.
From what I can tell, it looks like it could be slightly more powerful than a wet fart, but it's something.

Also I read the comments on Tagesschau.de because I hate myself, and it's good to see that the arguments against still haven't advanced beyond "won't someone please think of the ~~white straigt cis german~~ children"
...Oh my god someone cited the Regnerus study. I know that both sides are arguing at least partially from an emotional standpoint but that paper has DISCREDITED printed on it in 40-foot high flaming letters. The consensus for same sex marriage is as overwhelming as that for any other uncontroversial, rational discussion with clear scientific research, like, say, climate change.

# ¿ Sep 26, 2015 11:01

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Hamburg has voted No to Olympia 2024, and all sport is over forever now. Sports go sports.
How this could have happened, in the midst of a migrant crisis (which has disappeared off the news cycle, hasn't it?), after weeks of headlines about corruption of executives, doping and with another massive, over-budget project already molding somewhere in the city, nobody knows.

# ¿ Nov 30, 2015 09:15

Lunar Suite: Jun 5, 2011; If you love a flower which happens to be on a star, it is sweet at night to gaze at the sky. All the stars are a riot of flowers.

That AfD programe is trying to occupy all possible positions at the same time, isn't it?

We're against divorces, unless they're the right kind. Single parents are bad, unless they don't deserve it.

also, the "no gays, no abortions, no big gubmint" - what's next? Frauke Petry proposes to (re)build the wall?

# ¿ Mar 14, 2016 20:53

Lunar Suite: Jun 5, 2011; If you love a flower which happens to be on a star, it is sweet at night to gaze at the sky. All the stars are a riot of flowers.

Coming off the "the AfD tries to occupy every position at once" thing, there was a pretty good article in the Zeit:
Wie ich auszog, die AfD zu verstehen

They talk about how political parties form from movements, how the momentum - not the ideas or policies, just the existence of momentum promising any alternative to the contemporary power structures - attracts dissatisfied people regardless of affiliation or agenda. They draw some interesting parallels to the formation of the Greens back in the day, which also has a similar quantum policy set until shedding their skin several times and emerging as a beautiful leftist party.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2016 00:01

Lunar Suite: Jun 5, 2011; If you love a flower which happens to be on a star, it is sweet at night to gaze at the sky. All the stars are a riot of flowers.

Turkey's president Erdogan is trying to get extra3's song about him off the air. Ordered the german ambassador to the turkish foreign ministry and all.
What kind of poo poo-tier dicta- autocrat is so insecure that a bad karaoke cover of a Nena song punctures his ego?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2e2yHjc_mc

# ¿ Mar 30, 2016 10:35

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So, how long 'till I'll have to pretend I'm straight when I go back to Hamburg to see my family?

# ¿ May 1, 2016 23:18

Lunar Suite: Jun 5, 2011; If you love a flower which happens to be on a star, it is sweet at night to gaze at the sky. All the stars are a riot of flowers.

Economy goes to the shitter and/or scary things happen, people flock to the new thing that promises to be different and fix everything, yep. Same poo poo, different bucket. And the AfD paints itself as "das Fieberthermometer einer Gesellschaft, die die demokratische Kontroverse wieder m�hsam erlernen muss" (the medical thermometer of a society, which has to arduously relearn the democratic controversy).

I can't say I speak for everyone, but the only arduous thing I have to relearn is choking down my own vomit when I see the three-piece brownshirts paint themselves as the messiah of plucky little Germany.
Except their messiah wouldn't be brown.

Oh, and I presume they're not the type of medical thermometer that goes into your ear.

# ¿ May 2, 2016 10:23

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gently caress companies suing the government. The planet is for the people, not profits.

Meanwhile, Aufmerksamkeit f�r Dackel is extra salty because they haven't been invited to the catholic convention. http://www.tagesschau.de/inland/katholikentag-afd-101.html

# ¿ May 28, 2016 09:20

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The Real Foogla posted:

saudi barbaria, I like it

Has anyone tried for Saudi Bavaria?

# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 12:16

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Had my baby's first account with the Sparkasse. Left for DiBA when the Sparkasse wanted to start charging me money for keeping my money (and making money by lending it out). No problems with DiBA so far though as an expat it was a bit tricky to set up then change address to abroad.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2016 10:51

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K�nnen die 2020er bitte keine wiederaufgew�rmten ~1930er werden? "Die Wirtschaft ist kacke und dann w�hlen alle Faschisten" hatten wir schonmal, wurde nix.

# ¿ Sep 5, 2016 16:22

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Riso posted:

Noch immer aktuell:

Was f�r eine unglaublich Bescheuerte falsche �quivalenz.

e: Neue Seite 258, sagen wir 1958: 1. Juli, in der Bundesrepublik Deutschland tritt das Gleichstellungsgesetz in Kraft, wonach Frauen fortan einen Beruf auch ohne die Zustimmung des Ehemannes aus�ben d�rfen.

# ¿ Sep 5, 2016 17:10

Lunar Suite: Jun 5, 2011; If you love a flower which happens to be on a star, it is sweet at night to gaze at the sky. All the stars are a riot of flowers.

http://www.tagesschau.de/inland/bka-133.html
Ist unser Marzipan sicher unter Merkel??

Also nach dieser ganzen Brexit-Kacke hatte ich ja schon fast mit der R�ckkehr gelieb�ugelt, aber wenn ich mir ansehe wie die AfD sich zu einem immer gr��eren Furunkel am Arsch der Demokratie aufbl�ht, werd ich's vielleicht doch auf der Insel aussitzen.
Wir brauchen eine gr��ere Torte.

# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 10:30

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System Metternich posted:

lol if you think Britain is in any way, shape or form in a better situation than Germany, just lol

Dachte ich nicht. :smith:

Und nee - ich bin in der Biochemie; gerade im ersten Jahr des Doktors.

# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 15:47

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Wipfmetz posted:

Und, wie f�hlt man sich so als Ausl�nder in einem Land, das f�r den EU-Austritt gestimmt hat, auch weil so viele Ausl�nder im Land sind?
Die AFD kriegt hier vielleicht h�sslich viele Stimmen, aber deren Gegenst�ck auf der Insel hat ja mit dem Brexit auch einfach schon ihre Ziele erreicht.

Der erste Monat wurde in Depression verbracht; das Haus wenig verlassen, die Leute auf der Stra�e anders gesehen. F�hlte sich an wie ein Schlag ins Gesicht.
Die Uni schickte E-Mails raus, das alle existierenden Stipendien, etc., weiterlaufen werden egal wann und wie GB austritt. Half nicht viel. Kollegen kamen und sagten das man sich nicht unerw�nscht f�hlen sollte, das sie Region in der ich lebte ja f�r den Verbleib gestimmt h�tte, sowas. Half ein wenig.

Dann kam eine Welle von rassistischen �bergriffe, inklusive einer deutschen 60+ j�hrigen die im Radio in Tr�nen ausbrach weil ihr irgendwelche Arschl�cher "Geh nach Hause!" an den Kopf schleudern (wo sie seit 40 Jahren nicht mehr war) und ihre Freunde nichts mehr mit ihr zu tun haben wollen (http://metro.co.uk/2016/06/28/tearful-german-woman-tells-lbc-host-dog-poo-was-thrown-at-her-door-after-brexit-5971979/).

Eine Freundin von der Uni kam mich besuchen; sie ist geb�rtige Polin, lebt jetzt in Glasgow, und wir beide haben angefangen in einem ziemlich dicken schottischen Akzent zu reden - verbale Tarnfarbe. Erkennt uns nicht als Ausl�nder.
Das pl�tzliche Bewusstsein der eigenen Fremdheit, die Massenverd�chtigung aller Passanten, wahrscheinlich was gegen einen zu haben, die unbestimmte Zukunft, und das im Kontrast zur Tatsache, das man keinem was getan hat... Ich bin schon lange eine unsichtbare Minderheit gewesen, wei�er als Toastbrot und mit ohne Akzent. Meinen Status als Minderheit pl�tzlich akut als etwas negatives zu sp�ren war eine ziemlich deprimierende Erfahrung. Keiner sollte sich so f�hlen m�ssen. Mit der Perspektive kann ich Leute die gegen Fl�chtlingsheime und Migration sind, beim besten Willen nicht mehr wirklich Ernst nehmen. Keiner verl�sst seinen gesamten Kultur- und Bekanntenkreis aus Lust an der Freude.

Und jetzt ist das ganze aus den Nachrichten verschwunden weil es keiner mehr sehen will. Das Pfund kr�chelt gegen 1,17� von ehemals 1,30� - moment.

Alle tun mittlerweile fast so als w�r es nie passiert. Das ganze scheint sch�n hinausgez�gert zu werden, bis es alle vergessen haben... Hoffentlich.

Hier dr�ben haben die W�hler die den konservativen AfDlern analog sind (Richtung "Wir wollen keinen Gender-Mainstream") in Form der Tories halt schon vor langem Geh�r im Mainstream gefunden, und UKIP ist prim�r auf den EU-Austritt ausgelegt. Somit schmilzt UKIP jetzt vor sich hin, Mission Accomplished. (Gute Reise, ihr Pfosten. Wenn ich Farage's Fascho-Fresse nie wieder sehen muss ist es immer noch zuviel.) Die AfD hingegen hat ein breiteres Spektrum an Zielen, weshalb die wohl noch eine Weile l�nger Leute auflesen werden, der die NPD zu tot ist oder die einfach schlecht gekackt haben.

e: Ein Jahr weg und schon nicht mehr in der Lage, eine gute deutsche QWERTZ-Tastatur zu bedienen. Widerlich, sowas.

Lunar Suite fucked around with this message at 14:27 on Sep 14, 2016

# ¿ Sep 14, 2016 14:18

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Wipfmetz posted:

Das war von mir unbeabsichtigterweise ein Schlag unter die G�rtellinie. Tschuldigung.

Kein Thema; wurde nicht als solcher Empfunden. Hat mir halt nur etwas die Augen ge�ffnen, weshalb ich die Erfahrung teilen wollte.

elbkaida posted:

Das ist ja auch nicht so falsch. Es gibt eine Menge Leute mit niedrigen Einkommen oder arbeitslos, die sich mit den etablierten Parteien (insbesondere Labour, zu deren Stammw�hlern sie eigentlich z�hlten) und der omin�sen �berregierung EU kein bisschen identifizieren k�nnen und die nicht nachvollziehen k�nnen, warum es gerade ihnen schlechter geht als noch vor 20 Jahren w�hrend die vor sechs Jahren zugezogenen Polen drei H�user weiter eine feste Arbeitstelle haben.
Kommt irgendwie bekannt vor, oder?
Ist logischerweise nicht der einzige Grund f�r Brexit, aber dass unzufriedene Menschen aus einkommensschwachem Milieu der Regierung und/oder EU einfach mal zwei Finger vors Gesicht halten, sollte gerade hier im thread angesichts der vergangenen AFD-Diskussion niemand wundern.

Der These stimme ich zu. Ich glaube, die meisten Raus-W�hler habe nicht geglaubt das dadurch alles besser wird, aber sich nicht vorstellen k�nnen (wollen) das es schlimmer wird. Au�erdem hat die Britische Presse seit Jahren alles schlechte in der Welt der EU vorgeworfen.
e.g. Nicht jeder Raus-W�hler ist rassist, aber alle Rassisten haben Raus gew�hlt.

# ¿ Sep 16, 2016 11:14

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elwood posted:

http://www.bildblog.de/82259/recherchieren-an-einem-sonntag-ein-bissl-schwierig/

Ich kann gar nicht so viel fressen wie ich kotzen will.

# ¿ Sep 28, 2016 13:47

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GaussianCopula posted:

Why are people using services like Flixbus anyway? Trains are a lot faster and much more comfortable.

Busses are cheap as gently caress. 18 EUR for Hamburg-Hannover and back for a bus versus 46,00 EUR for a train.
They do make DB look like the epitome of punctuality by comparison, though.

# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 18:50

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az posted:

Heute lernten wir CDU zu w�hlen wenn wir gegen die fiese Homo-Pflichtehe sind, wom�glich noch mit Schlitzaugen. Danke, Herr �ttinger.

Opa �tti hat mal wieder getrunken?

# ¿ Oct 30, 2016 00:24

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http://www.tagesschau.de/inland/bundespraesident-kandidaten-spitzentreffen-101.html

quote:

In Sachen Gauck-Nachfolge sieht eher nach Konfrontation als nach Konsens aus: Kurz vor dem Spitzentreffen der Gro�koalition�re deutet nichts auf eine erfolgreiche Suche nach einem gemeinsamen Kandidaten hin. Die SPD setzt auf Steinmeier. Die Union nicht.

# ¿ Nov 6, 2016 12:59

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Randler posted:

Rot-Rot-Gr�n mit >55% der Sitze des Bundestages gepaart mit dem politischen Willen es darauf ankommen zu lassen, genug CDU-Abgeordnete zum �berlaufen zu kriegen um die 2/3 Mehrheit f�r eine Verfassungs�nderung zu kriegen.

Wieso brauchen wir eine Verfassungs�nderung? Ich seh in Artikel 6 nix von "Mann und Frau" - hab ich da was verpasst, oder ist es ~der Wille der Verfasser~ das die nat�rlich nur ungleichgeschlechtliche Paare meinten?

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 12:00

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Randler posted:

Ja. "Ehe" im Sinne von Artikel 6 GG bedeutet nach herrschender Meinung (inkl. BVerfG-Rechtsprechung) die zum Zeitpunkt der Verfassungsgegebung vorgefundene Ehe, bei der Verschiedengeschlechtlichkeit der Partner notwendige Bedingung ist.

Ah, das erkl�rt einiges. Danke f�r die Information! Wird also noch ein paar Jahre dauern...

@Drone, I'm sorry this is happening under these circumstances, but... congrats on your commitment to your new home country?

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 12:10

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blowfish posted:

They're not part of the in-group and therefore must gently caress off. Anywhere. Possibly to die in an oven.

FTFY

Also, good to see that at least the heute show still has some good material:

# ¿ Nov 14, 2016 01:11

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Sereri posted:

RE:"Die wahre Religion" - Verbot:

I always thought using the word "lies" might be counter-productive

Yeah it took me a few minutes today to realise that it was parsing weirdly because my brain forgot that "lies" isn't just an English plural noun but also a German singular imperative.
I've been expat for too long. :smith:

# ¿ Nov 15, 2016 20:19

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Any ex-pats here having experience with getting a postal vote? I'm stuck in Brexitland for the next 3 years (doing a PhD) but I want to make sure I at the very least decrease the AfD's % with my leftgreenskanky goodhumanself.

# ¿ Nov 17, 2016 15:05

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Randler posted:

Beispiellink (Also "lol" at a Angestellte needing to pay PKV for his stay-at-home wife.)

Ich kann gar nicht soviel fressen wie ich kotzen will*.

_{*Ich lebe momentan komfortabel auf steuerfreiem Stipendium f�r meinen Doktor und spare durchschnittlich 46,5% meines monatlichen Einkommens weil ich billig lebe und immer selber koche. Nichts von meinem aktuellen Wohlstand ist mein Verdienst; meine Eltern haben mich w�hrend des Studiums stark unterst�tzt sodass ich nur w�hrend der Semesterferien Vollzeit arbeiten musste um durchzukommen, und dann ein Jahr mietfrei bei sich wohnen lassen bis ich das Stipendium bekam. Ich stell mich schonmal an die Wand.}

# ¿ Nov 21, 2016 12:39

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Does it refer to just WWII? I interpreted it as "why do you always claim the Germans started WWI / WWII?"

# ¿ Nov 25, 2016 11:08

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oh good i looked at the comments on that ZDFInfo twitter and it's full of white dudes so upset that there are GENDERS and THEY GOT GENOCIDED TOO and I don't think I can take this much idiocy sober.

# ¿ Nov 25, 2016 13:31

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Ich liebe die heute-show manchmal. :allears:

# ¿ Nov 27, 2016 21:02

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Hat jemand der Tagesschau eine Portion Eier ins M�sli ger�hrt?

# ¿ Nov 29, 2016 10:38

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I thought it comes from "Rutsche" because things can slide out of...
I'll see myself out.

# ¿ Nov 29, 2016 16:56

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 14:28

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In another episode of "What the gently caress is going on with 2016", our extremely competent Verfassungsschutz may have contained an undercover terrorrist:

http://www.tagesschau.de/ausland/islamist-verfassungsschutz-107.html

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M. war am 16. November festgenommen worden. Dem Mann, der offenbar vor zwei Jahren von seinem Umfeld unbemerkt zum Islam konvertiert war, wird vorgeworfen, sich in einem islamistischen Forum gegen�ber einem Chatpartner als Mitarbeiter des Bundesamtes f�r Verfassungsschutz (BfV) offenbart und dabei Details zu Eins�tzen des Verfassungsschutzes verraten zu haben. [...] In dem Chat soll der mutma�lich islamistische Verfassungssch�tzer zudem vorgeschlagen haben, Gleichgesinnten Zugang zum BfV in K�ln-Chorweiler f�r eine Gewalttat gegen "Ungl�ubige" zu erm�glichen. Dies sei "sicher im Sinne Allahs", au�erdem sei er "zu allem bereit, um den Br�dern zu helfen". Was M. nicht wusste: Sein Chatpartner war ebenfalls Mitarbeiter des Verfassungsschutzes.

Luckily he was just as incompetent as all other people working for the Verfassungsschutz and cocked it up before harming anyone.

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Ein Innenpolitiker der Unionsfraktion sprach gegen�ber NDR, WDR und "S�ddeutscher Zeitung" von Ver�rgerung dar�ber, dass man zun�chst aus der Presse von dem Vorgang erfahren habe.

Then then proceeded not to tell anyone except the press, which is how the government found out about it. By reading it in the paper.

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Wie gl�ubig und wie glaubw�rdig M. wirklich ist, ist offenbar auch den Ermittlungsbeh�rden noch unklar. So hat er Frauen, etwa eine Ermittlerin und eine Richterin, offenkundig ignoriert, was als Hinweis auf seine salafistische Gesinnung gewertet wird. Andererseits wurde der von ihm genutzte Chatname auch auf Webseiten mit Gay-Pornos verwendet, was mit einer strengen Auslegung des Islam nicht vereinbar ist - jedoch bleibt bislang unklar, ob es tats�chlich M. war, der diese Pornoseiten besucht hat.

Now let's hire some more nazis to sort through all this gay porn.

# ¿ Dec 1, 2016 00:27

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