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blk posted:
You realize the tortilla thing was a gag, right?
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2013 09:46 |
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 08:06 |
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angryhampster posted:Top Gear had integrity? Maybe he thinks this about the old top gear? The more I read it the less I understand that post.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2013 13:18 |
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Like Fry posted right above you, it's a two parter with the first part airing on the 3rd of March and the 2nd part on the 10th.
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2013 14:49 |
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That was pretty grand I must say.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2013 22:01 |
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jeff8472 posted:He also claims to have smoked 1/2 a million cigarettes. That has to do some damage Did he mean this year?
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2013 04:57 |
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Oh god I'm so excited new top gear tonight!
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2013 09:10 |
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Here in Germany it's Pew-joe, with a soft j.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2013 09:18 |
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Ecstatic posted:Has Tom Chilton always been in there? I only recognize the name now because of his brother being so terrible at F1. Yeah he's been in every single one of the "touring car guys come and smash poo poo up" races I think.
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2013 13:09 |
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Sedgr posted:
Clarkson can't even think of Poland without making a joke. It's a great idea though.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2013 11:49 |
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Fucknag posted:So the Moon is U.S. territory then? Duh, that's basically the whole reason why Russia lost the cold war, they got outflanked via moon.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2013 17:38 |
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Pretty much the entire hover van parts had me giggling like a mad man, pretty great. Hovercrafts are a blast.
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2013 11:03 |
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beedeebee posted:It was hilarious, even the SIARPC segement was good. Hah, yeah, Hugh Jackman talking about walking around a japanese spa or whatever with his junk hanging out was pretty funny.
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2013 13:02 |
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sincx posted:I think both the caravan losing its wheel and the caravan tipping over are staged. He was braking for the corner, you can see the brakes on the caravan lock as he slows to make the turn. Also the wheel gets loose after the first couple corners because what they're doing is so far outside the boundary of what a caravan and its wheels have to go through that it just gets completely hosed right away.
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2013 09:01 |
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Slo-Tek posted:You'd maybe rather watch a boring car drive a caravan around a track on all 6 wheels in 2:10 seconds....twice? What? I was trying to explain to the dude who was crying "Staged!" why maybe it wasn't that staged?
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2013 19:56 |
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I think the unofficial date is January 26th, but we'll see I guess. I hope so, I need some new Top Gear.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2014 09:18 |
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You Am I posted:It's Captain Slow not Mr Slowly Not according to the Italians.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 00:45 |
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Djarum posted:The strawberries thing is very much a LA high end thing. For whatever reason in LA they love putting strawberries are decor. You check into a high end hotel and there are strawberries, get you cleaning with strawberries. Can you take another stab at this because holy poo poo is it hard to read.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2014 15:12 |
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Mr. Wiggles posted:I'm an American and i read it just fine. Maybe I'm overreacting but it's like trying to parse a Rirse post.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2014 15:59 |
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Negromancer posted:
That's way overdone but a nice piece of cheddar with apple pie is nice.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2014 20:49 |
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Alighieri posted:All US petrol stations are run by hicks like when Top Gear visited Alabama and had Hillary is great spray painted onto their cars. Then you get chased for a few miles by shirtless sweaty men in the back of an old pickup truck. Also we all have guns. These things are all true.
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2014 23:31 |
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StarcraftM posted:I knew I wasn't crazy! It was actually pretty tense too, with the background chatter of the geiger counter slowly getting more insistent.
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2014 16:09 |
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I think this might be the best special they've done, man. Awesome stuff, funny jokes, the truck modifications are awesome, etc.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2014 00:22 |
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Tommychu posted:Can I sue TG/Jezza too? Any time the subject of North America comes up he's always on about how it's a continent whose entire population consists of fat, stupid sister-fuckers. He's written entire columns about how daft the Americans are (and frequently groups Canada with the US). It's not even remotely subtle. I don't think you can sue someone for writing things that are true.
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2014 20:33 |
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West SAAB Story posted:shut up you are all niggers with no jobs Well I mean you're half right but geez man.
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# ¿ May 3, 2014 08:49 |
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Boy this is getting extremely racist.
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# ¿ May 3, 2014 21:02 |
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James May IS a pretty lady.
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# ¿ May 10, 2014 01:41 |
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Ok, cool.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2014 11:40 |
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That's worth it just to hear him yell at the end.
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2014 21:12 |
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Because it's loving gorgeous and incredibly interesting and it's a great place to do an adventure roadtrip and that's the southernmost city in the world and the capital of the province? No, I'm sure they did it because they wanted to make some falkland jokes. hopterque fucked around with this message at 19:57 on Oct 5, 2014 |
# ¿ Oct 5, 2014 19:54 |
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Wow don't talk like that about the Dacia Sandero.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2014 21:21 |
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They poo poo on everything not specifically made in the UK for being foreign and then they poo poo on everything made in the UK because it's garbage.
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2014 10:53 |
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Oh man the loving bridge joke was amazing.
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2014 10:51 |
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Jeremy asks if they think the bridge is straight and Hammond practically shouts, YES. STRAIGHTEST BRIDGE EVER, YES. Because of the "our bridge has a slope on it" controversy from the river kwai special.
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2014 14:57 |
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He's transformed into his final form. American Redneck Trucker.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2015 15:51 |
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Don't forget the followup pictures (He was shaving):
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2015 17:26 |
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Cat Hatter posted:The way read it, it was an insurance mandated, dealer installed aftermarket alarm (and he bitched about it a bit in this episode too). As far as I know that france road trip was literally in HIS Ford GT.
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2015 14:08 |
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Jehde posted:I felt this episode was better than last weeks. It had it all: a three car challenge, something grandiose, tongue in cheek political humour, May being a smart rear end. Yeah the first ep was pretty solid but this was a really, really good one.
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2015 08:07 |
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Fo3 posted:That's a SIARPC segment I can skip. What is wrong with you.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2015 17:01 |
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Fo3 posted:How could you be so wrong? Are you implying that the friendship of the hosts is only scripted, because they're all pretty clearly, to my eyes, friends in a genuine sense, and that is a huge reason why the show works. Anyway, I like cars and stuff, but the reason I personally watch the show is because of the hosts. There's a reason why many or most of the big specials are considered the best episodes, and it's because they're focused on the interactions of the guys instead of them doing thing seperately. If they brought in someone to replace Clarkson, I would still give it a shot but I suspect that the show would lose a lot of what makes it work.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2015 23:30 |
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 08:06 |
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D C posted:The show dies with Clarkson. It almost certainly will, yes. Hopefully it doesn't (that is to say, hopefully he doesn't get canned and the whole thing goes down the drain). I'll miss Top Gear a lot.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2015 23:32 |