Movie Posters - The good, the bad & the awful

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FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

Oh my god that back face is golden avatar material.

# ¿ Jan 10, 2014 21:09

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 14:38

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

Slasherfan posted:

You forgot Never Say Never Again.

I think he purposely forgot that, I know I have...

# ¿ Jan 19, 2014 22:57

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

zenintrude posted:

Here's the trailer... it looks really bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ORtLAxueLU

It's alright, but I'm a bit concerned about Seth being the protagonist. I figured he was going to be a supporting castmember. That could be a mistake since as people have mentioned, he's not a good actor at all.

# ¿ Jan 31, 2014 04:15

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

Apparently they wrote the screenplay or the script for Spy Hard, which is hard to believe considering that film has actual jokes in it and not just references.

# ¿ Feb 4, 2014 01:29

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

The Falcon is one of the first black superheroes.

# ¿ Feb 26, 2014 04:19

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

He's probably in the Air Force or special forces or something. Hard to tell at this point.

# ¿ Feb 26, 2014 18:26

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

Mr. Squishy posted:

Neither can I, but I can guess which film with a rat in a chef's hat it's for.

This is almost as bad as Foodfight!

No film should ever be in the same conversation.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2014 00:10

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

Why are they referencing Johnny Depp's Willie Wonka now? That movie isn't recent at all.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2014 16:23

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

Harrison Ford looks like he swallowed a lemon

# ¿ May 11, 2014 14:45

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

dataisplural posted:

Really surprising the suits at Disney approved that.

# ¿ May 26, 2014 20:19

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

Vagabundo posted:

And this is relevant because

Calling a movie about J. Edgar Hoover "J. Edgar" is entirely appropriate because it makes it clear which Hoover it's about. I don't see how this is such a complicated concept.

Doesn't matter either way because that movie was disappointingly bland.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2014 03:48

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

Jesus Christ, how is that Tom Berenger? Wow.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2014 01:19

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

Dick Trauma posted:

James Woods wants to shoot you in the face!

This movie is peak Woods and includes the line "I don't care if you were loving each other in a bathtub full of cocaine!" I also like that the poster has two tag lines as if they couldn't decide which one to use so they just stacked them.

Back then he used to come to my software store now and then in the evening when there were no other customers, to talk about his Mac. He'd dress like a History professor and look quite mild but I'd seen him act nutso in so many movies it was hard not to expect him to start ranting about something.

I made the mistake of seeing what James Woods posts on Twitter, and it's literally all anti-Obama talking points.

# ¿ Jun 19, 2014 15:46

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

morestuff posted:

I worked at Waldenbooks in the mid-00s, and 90% of our sales were:

� School reading-list books
� Vampire detective novels
� Janet Evanovich
� titty mags

Pretty sure that's most bookstores

# ¿ Jul 19, 2014 20:37

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

muscles like this? posted:

As far as I know it hasn't been confirmed but the rumor is Paul Bettany.

He's said he's doing it.

http://spinoff.comicbookresources.com/2014/04/14/paul-bettany-confirms-vision-role-in-the-avengers-age-of-ultron/

# ¿ Jul 25, 2014 23:47

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

Nckdictator posted:

Lets get some posters for a classic.

Stallone?

# ¿ Aug 4, 2014 17:47

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

K. Waste posted:

But Star Trek: The Motion Picture is actually good.

Only if you have insomnia.

# ¿ Sep 22, 2014 04:19

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

ruddiger posted:

That doesn't look like a movie about Gunny Hathcock to me. Oh right, we need some modern war jingoistic propaganda to make us feel better about all the browns we've been bombing lately.

I hope they include the time he bragged about shooting American civilians in New Orleans after Katrina.

Among other things. Please let them include his horribly ironic death.

# ¿ Oct 4, 2014 21:57

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

Darthemed posted:

The Most Bored Killer

# ¿ Nov 1, 2014 03:57

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

Skwirl posted:

Blockbuster being idiots is what killed Blockbuster. The creators of both Netflix and Redbox approached Blockbuster first with their ideas before going out and creating their own companies.

I know that's the case about Redbox, but I don't think Netflix tried to sell itself to Blockbuster for a pittance like Redbox did. Blockbuster's execs promptly laughed them out of the room.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2015 06:31

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

I, Butthole posted:

Jeez, regardless of it being fan-art or not that's still a pretty big copyright violation, isn't it? He seems to be playing it off like it's just a "oh well" thing but unless he gave them license to use it or signed some contract giving his work over the company in charge of making that boxart would be in deep poo poo.

Same thing happened to some guy who did a poster for Spike Lee's Oldboy, where the ad agency working on the film lowballed him, he decided not to sell the work to them, so they just stole it anyway. He complained to Spike Lee on Twitter who proceeded to go off on the guy.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2015 01:05

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

KinkyJohn posted:

Is the movie about a syringe? it's what the negative space suggests...

Or a jackhammer

# ¿ Mar 12, 2015 12:10

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

From that angle DeNiro looks like white Mike Tyson.

# ¿ Dec 21, 2015 20:19

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

# ¿ Apr 23, 2016 01:32

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

oldpainless posted:

Is the Renner Bourne movie supposed to be non existent now or something?

Supposedly there will still be another one, but I think that's more in the air now that Matt Damon is back.

# ¿ Apr 23, 2016 22:44

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

Erebus posted:

As mentioned above, it's some fansite teasing their own poo poo, not the movie.

https://twitter.com/jurassicparkiv/status/723702729953148929

Jurassic Park Trespasser 2?

# ¿ Apr 25, 2016 00:44

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

That's what happens when you have a film in production hell for over a decade.

# ¿ Apr 25, 2016 01:48

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

Slate Action posted:

That's disturbingly close, but this Krall guy looks like the love child of a Reman and a Jem'Hadar.

# ¿ Jun 1, 2016 15:22

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

She pretty much only exclusively does these kinds of comedies now too.

# ¿ Nov 5, 2016 16:21

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

Palpek posted:

Totally not-Desperado:

Ugh that tag line is awful

# ¿ Aug 14, 2017 14:45

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

Has anyone explained why Mother got a wide release? It just seems like a very odd choice to receive that much of a wide screening.

# ¿ Sep 24, 2017 02:36

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

Waffleman_ posted:

And it does seem like this was officially optioned from Victor Surge, so he's not getting screwed out of anything.

Good, gotta pay the Goon

# ¿ Jan 3, 2018 01:04

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I thought Ghosts of Mars was the film where they had the most ridiculous barbed-wire snapping sound effect, but that turned out to be that terrible Rollerball remake. But I have to post it anyway, because it's so ridiculous.

This the original, intended sound effect from the release. Not an edit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7Dfi-b-qns&t=46s

God, I saw that shitshow in a theater. Still one of the worst movies I have paid to see. That whole sequence in night vision was incredibly dumb.

# ¿ Jan 6, 2018 06:07

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

Wheat Loaf posted:

I'm pretty sure this movie was direct to dvd. I haven't seen it but this cover/poster makes it look like the most boring action movie of the century:

An Italian Job sequel? That's the same tagline as that movie.

# ¿ Apr 22, 2018 05:40

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

Last I checked, Sony was still working on a Black Cat/Silver Sable movie although I think it has stalled. Sony wants them Marvel bucks.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2018 04:48

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

Erotic Wakes posted:

The studio who brought you a Star Wars robot named l337 is continuing their trend of hip and with-it-ness by having a new Disney princess named after The Yasss Queen Meme.

That sounds like hell

The original wasn't great...I felt like it skipped over the idea of him going into different eras of games too fast and instead spent the vast majority of the time in the racing game

# ¿ Jun 4, 2018 07:56