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Baron von Eevl posted:That's probably the Golgotha and it's probably Jesus up there dying. What if the lamb was going to be slaughtered for the last supper and saving the lamb just denied Jesus and pals some delicious lamb?
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Desperado Bones posted:I stole this from the Drive thread. I know it's fan made, but dear god...it deserves a special place here. So Drive is that episode of Twilight Zone with the masks remade with cars and the 80s, then?
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Sgt_Grumbles posted:This is just so bad. Lens flare and gradient overlay GALORE! I know that generic action heroes are pretty samey and tend to smear together in their blandness, but did anyone else think that this was Marky Mark and not Guy Pearce? Also, Guy Pearce what happened to you? You were great in LA Confidential and Memento 
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Feb 17, 2012 00:26
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GonSmithe posted:I think this has been posted in here, but I'll do it again: Something remarkably similar is on a Threadless t-shirt: http://www.threadless.com/product/373/Time_Fades
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Does anyone else get sort of an Enter The Void feeling from the Cosmopolis trailer? It's probably the names being all in neon and a bit in the soundtrack than anything seen in the trailer (besides sex, I guess), but that was my immediate reaction.
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Mar 23, 2012 01:30
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I can't help but read that title as "New York Minaret," and now I think that this super serious (presumably) action/drama (?) is a comedy based on Muslims in New York, like that Olson twins movie. I also get the feeling that that premise would somehow be less groanworthy than whatever this is.
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Apr 10, 2012 23:49
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This isn't a movie poster, but it is movie promotional material, and it is really loving weird. Here's uh, marketing for the Japanese Ringu sequel, Sadako 3D: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mRRj6OdLjUM#t=86s So like, in Japan, did the Ring movies become slapstick comedies?
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Jasta posted:Agreed. I've never played a Clock Tower game but I am tempted to now. The first one on the SNES is pretty good: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sKYxHiudCQ. Still a really odd property to resurrect for a movie, and the shadowy figure of the Scissorman just sorta looks like a poor man's Michael Myers.
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Jun 12, 2012 23:49
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So does the Punisher go after a snuff film ring or something in this movie?
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Jun 15, 2012 15:48
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Baron Bifford posted:This poster manages to features Bats without him being to obstructive. It's probably just me, but it took me a while to realize that that was a broken window, instead of some sort of weird Bat-Lightning Field.
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Jul 6, 2012 19:41
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Bugblatter posted:The new Red Dawn is the movie that was originally about a Chinese invasion, but after the movie was finished the producers realized that plot would alienate a huge potential market, so it was delayed for a year while they applied extensive CGI to change the invading for to North Korea, correct? Isn't that what happened to the game Homefront? Unless it also happened with the new Red Dawn, in which case it's sorta funny that two groups made the same mistake and slapped on the same terrible band aid. Wonder how Red Dawn will justify North Korea having, uh, anything. As an added bonus, here is Homefront's backstory, courtesy of Wiki: quote:The game's backstory begins during the early 21st century, with tensions between North Korea and global powers running high due to North Korea's military aggression, including its successful tests of nuclear weapons and the sinking of a South Korean ship.
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Aug 9, 2012 23:41
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Red Letter Media did a review of it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBVkALepgho. It seriously looks like something someone shot at home and somehow got widely distributed. Holy poo poo. Roger Corman was the distributor, apparently.
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Aug 29, 2012 20:53
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kiimo posted:It's Taken...with money. Boom. Wasn't this called Ransom?
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Sep 15, 2012 08:13
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It kinda makes me wonder, if these things have such ridiculous demand (< 1 minute is pretty ridiculous demand), why don't they upscale the production? I know that it would cost more and all that, but I would assume that it costs less per additional unit, so they could potentially make a load more money? I'm no businessman, though, just someone trying to wonder why it is so hard to get these drat things. Unless they're pulling an Eric Cartman and are intentionally making it hard to get to increase demand, in which case, well played.
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Haven't seen this Pacific Rim poster posted yet: I now sorta wonder what the tone of the movie will be, but hey, giant robot.
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Oct 16, 2012 01:10
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404GoonNotFound posted:Literally the Avengers with fairy tales. Jack Frost, the Sandman, the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and Santa Clause team up to fight... something. I believe that something is The Boogeyman, or at least essentially the same concept. Poor villains, always getting ganged up on.
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Oct 26, 2012 18:24
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Yodzilla posted:Has there ever been a good movie with the premise of "take an old fairy tale but make it badass?" I'm not sure "badass" is how I would describe it, but The Troll Hunter is a pretty great movie.
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Oct 31, 2012 15:49
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Stare-Out posted:Actually, was that one crazy still of him running in some kind of robot exoskeleton from this movie? That has the rather unforgettable name All You Need Is Kill? Edit: 
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Dec 7, 2012 22:15
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Vintersorg posted:his name and sci-fi means awesome. I don't think many people have as optimistic a view of Scientology as you do.
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Dec 8, 2012 02:09
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I apparently have to rewatch The Fifth Element because I don't remember either of those scenes from the movie. I definitely don't remember a giant robot, and that seems like something that should be well remembered.
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Feb 12, 2013 00:35
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Why do planes keep falling around Nicolas Cage?
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Feb 13, 2013 04:51
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kiimo posted:Same team that did Cloud Atlas so... draw your own conclusions. I haven't seen anything about Jack aside from the terrible posters posted here, but the five minute long Cloud Atlas trailer helped sell the movie to a lot of people (anecdotally), even if they hadn't read the book. Also, I imagine Cloud Atlas is inherently more difficult to sell due to the structure of the movie than a movie that is, ostensibly, about a dude who climbs a beanstalk and murders giants in their home. Or whatever they turned it into.
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Feb 25, 2013 23:14
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Tom Cruise movies should be marketed with a "Tom Cruise running : run time" ratio. Dude needs to make a movie about being an Olympic sprinter or something.
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Wolfsheim posted:They're all terrible, but they couldn't have at least set this, I dunno, in an attic? A house, at least? What if the reason you shouldn't go into the attic is because it's a (haunted) graveyard? Like, a sort of reverse Poltergeist.
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Madkal posted:I feel like I have seen this poster before for another movie, but I can't remember what. It reminded me of The Dark Knight, with Batman looking down on Gotham/into a window pane.
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Mar 25, 2013 20:32
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I feel as if I'll want all of these posters. Have there been any others in this series?
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Mar 26, 2013 02:35
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ThatPazuzu posted:Is there a Mexican wrestle in Bane's face? All I see in Bane's mask is a dude pulling the front of a jacket in a sort of "ready to rock" kinda motion. Like I can very clearly make out hands in it.
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Jul 12, 2013 22:38
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So between cut fuckery with the likes of Snowpiercer and The Grandmaster, are the DVDs/blus likely to have the original cut or is this all we're ever going to get?
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Sep 10, 2013 05:10
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Yodzilla posted:I'm just talking about the poster I have no idea about the movie but putting an Austin Powers reference front and center in 2013 is pretty drat dire. Also I can't imagine the mental gymnastics required to get Evil Kermit's hands to look like that. This, and the fact that the trailer has a "character sings pop song poorly" bit in it. Segal's Muppets movie seemed sincere, this one just feels like a cash-in, but I'll be damned if Ty Burrell isn't perfect casting.
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Oct 29, 2013 15:41
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boom boom boom posted:On a related note, they got Kelsey Grammer before they got Michelle Rodriguez? Michelle Rodriguez is on the good action star ensemble movie series.
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Not a movie, but Game of Thrones is ramping up its marketing with a series of posters here: http://beautifuldeath.com/ All of the Episode Fan Art they have in addition is pretty horrible, though.
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Gorilla Salad posted:It also guarantees that I will never watch a second of it. A minimalist poster that is just a black background with white text that says "Starring Chris Kattan" is enough to make not want to watch a second of it.
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Mar 31, 2014 16:48
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Just Offscreen posted:I have no earthly idea how to respond to this. Laughing seems pretty natural. I have no idea what they were going for with those posters, though. Like, why are they explicitly making it a photo shoot? Are The Expendables stopping some sort of terrorist at a fashion show or something?
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Apr 3, 2014 19:55
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Cool As Ice with Ice-T
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May 15, 2014 00:06
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Here's a Mike Mignola poster for Bride of Frankenstein that will sell out immediately because it's a Mondo poster (please do not derail about Mondo)
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Is that article sarcastic when it calls it gorgeous? It is, right? Red_Museum posted:Another Horns poster For some reason, I look at this and just think that Legend is about ripe for a reboot. I don't even think it's a bad poster, I'm just saying that the devil design in Legend was awesome. And Tim Curry.
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Jul 17, 2014 00:19
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Are those real? Because holy poo poo.
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Jul 21, 2014 17:47
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I thought the defining chapter of The Hobbit was when he got the ring?
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Jul 23, 2014 21:07
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Whats with the second n? Is the name trademarked or something? His parents wanted to make the name unique. Can't be just another Sandman, y'know.
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