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Nov 22, 2006

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Dr. Honked posted:

When I went to university, we were not allowed to learn c because it was not yet officially recognized as a computer language by the British computer society. C++ was invented about a year later I think. We were taught pascal. I've never ever used pascal for real or ever seen it outside of academia. I'm sure I've told this story before so thanks for reading. Cheers. Also I am typing this on a blackberry PlayBook and it's very baf

dr honked youre p cool and tbqh i wouldnt mind spending an afternoon with you if i was in the area

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Nov 22, 2006

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Anal Tributary posted:

yeah turns out you can't move to the bay area with $50 cash + $200 in your bank account

who knew

crank that linkin park

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Nov 22, 2006

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anal tributary look at what inverse ickarus has to deal with nancy badcoder

you realize nancy badcoder got a job with a big successful company and writes horribad code all day for months

inverse ickarus is now on the chopping block



rly makes u think

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Nov 22, 2006

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Sulk posted:

is there a book on algorithms/data structures which is actually comprehensible without needing to know a shitload of math

lol

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Nov 22, 2006

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baxate posted:

Honestly, you probably have a good shot at getting a job with the University IT department. They like to hire students.

lol if you hire students at university to do anything IT other than deskside cjing

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Nov 22, 2006

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Sulk posted:

welp

look bro you can 'get' red-black trees and hashing and whatnot but you wont 'get' how to use them at scale on anything significant unless maths

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Nov 22, 2006

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rotor posted:

who did you used to be

A Big Fart

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Nov 22, 2006

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Gentle Autist posted:

Just tell Sulk to get out

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Nov 22, 2006

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Markov Chain Chomp posted:

what the gently caress does this even mean

middlin tier

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Nov 22, 2006

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didnt read the last 700 posts

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Nov 22, 2006

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ahhh spiders posted:

you're worthless

:ironicat:

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Nov 22, 2006

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chemosh6969 posted:

What's the best programming language for an up and coming private dick that will have to hack into cheating spouse's emails and corrupt company/government databases when I need proof to crack the case wide open?

gbs

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Nov 22, 2006

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whats reddit

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Nov 22, 2006

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JVM is hiding out in barcelona because he never paid any taxes on either delta heavy tour, lol

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Nov 22, 2006

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qntm posted:

what the hell is a monad

youre dumb as hell

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Nov 22, 2006

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hey guys check out this poster whos literally never touched the subject of philosophy ever, lol

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Nov 22, 2006

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tinselt0wn posted:

academic bs

are you mad because you're poor, or stupid, or both ?

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Nov 22, 2006

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Shaggar posted:

its gonna be a nightmare.

ur luns. show them to me

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Nov 22, 2006

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please move out of your dirt and rock human-broiler known as tucson

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Nov 22, 2006

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Ronald Raiden posted:

yea im working on it, now that I graduated im planning to leave around the end of this year

i know, do it

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Nov 22, 2006

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Panic! At The cisco posted:

that's why the iphone 5 will come with built in projector this changes everything

and preloaded with a non-deletable copy of avatar

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Nov 22, 2006

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this thread is so bad

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Nov 22, 2006

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etcetera08 posted:

all the whining about being a programmer and how much the industry sucks is pretty funny to me, a (admittedly naive) 22 yr old who is jumping from his english major at a liberal arts school to a cs minor and self teaching a buncha other poo poo so i can actually get a job. knowing how to program puts you in a much better financial position than a lot of other skills, at least in the usa.

lol if you go to college to learn how to program

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Nov 22, 2006

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0xB16B00B5 posted:

people tend to laugh at idea guys cause they expect some top tier developer to come and make them millions for like 10k and sign make them sign an nda before they explain their facebook clone

:thejoke:

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Nov 22, 2006

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Jonny 290 posted:

*giggles* he doesnt know how to use the three equals signs

BOOOOOOO

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Nov 22, 2006

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i dont read this thread but

http://www.jobscore.com/jobs/residentadvisor/c-net-developer-online-music-magazine/d0yvwQwZGr4O5oeJe4efaV

c# web 'developer' job at resident advisor in london

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Nov 22, 2006

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you have come to a world called pager duty *whipcrack*

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Nov 22, 2006

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Jonny 290 posted:

that fuckin' keyboard

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Nov 22, 2006

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gucci void main posted:

Fortran in FUBU

rip

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Nov 22, 2006

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this thread is loving awful

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Nov 22, 2006

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im just gonna leave this here:

http://bluehackers.org

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Nov 22, 2006

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polpotpi posted:

cobra insurance sucks but its better than nothing

yes just let me pay $300/mo for insurance

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Nov 22, 2006

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dur posted:

yes please, where can i get this $300/mo insurance

you have to lose your job

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Nov 22, 2006

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Max Facetime posted:

this is why I put “smart” in-front of “95% white” in my tirade, as I think having enough smartness to be one of the TechBros is the main differentiator here rather than skin color

smartness is also why being called “retarded” is such an effective slur against a computer toucher as it straight-up threatens to take away the privilege that the smart computer toucher has been enjoying

shut the gently caress up you stupid loser

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Nov 22, 2006

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echinopsis posted:

tim cook : not doing our job on the language front? check this out mates ... *releases new pedofile emoji in the LGBTA emoji group, with 4 hair colour opinions*

don't do this thanks

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