p-lang thread: (now (have you (problems two)))

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duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

oh no pythons don't let them squeeze you

# ¿ Apr 25, 2012 23:13

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 10:05

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

my stepdads beer posted:

wp7 does this already hth

the kin did, too

# ¿ Apr 26, 2012 00:26

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

i skipped the lat few pages. are all programming languages, methodologies, and development environments still unmitigated pieces of poo poo?

# ¿ Apr 29, 2012 21:39

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

ahhh spiders posted:

once again a legion of retards fall to shaggar's trolling

i'm now going to use "legion" as the collective noun for the developmentally disabled, thx

# ¿ Apr 30, 2012 20:09

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

i saw a car on the freeway today with a sticker that had "epic fail" over an arrow pointing to the right, and it was on the right side of the car, but there wasn't really any room for it on the far right so it was still to the left of the make/model badge.

# ¿ May 2, 2012 03:39

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

what, no, don't pound that screw into your dick. use this nail instead!

# ¿ May 2, 2012 15:31

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

jooky posted:

you should be more confident in your abilities b/c your desire to learn combined w/ your current knowledge is much better than most students (especially freshman) so you are a really good candidate for most internships. just look for them and apply instead of selling yourself short by getting a dumb retail job.

# ¿ May 4, 2012 19:03

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

yaoi prophet posted:

read this one if you want to see a petulant baby CEO melt down on twitter

holy poo poo, my mouth dropped open when they started with making not-so-subtle "we can get you fired we know your boss" threats and her boss chimes in and is all "um... no."

# ¿ May 9, 2012 22:13

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

cussing? well i never *fans self, collapses onto fainting couch*

# ¿ May 9, 2012 22:16

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

trex eaterofcadrs posted:

hand on mouse? not programming.

# ¿ May 13, 2012 17:54

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

Internaut! posted:

turns compile time type errors into warnings and pukes at runtime instead, what's to understand

is this like when gbs kids insist you need a degree in nuclear engineering to know that you don't want a fukushima on your beach

Hey.

Don't talk poo poo about nuclear power.

# ¿ May 14, 2012 18:41

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

quadpus posted:

oh look you can finally do web programming with a real language

quote:
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<style>
body,span{
padding: 10px
}
input {
margin: 10px
}
ol {
border: solid 1px gray;
min-height:100px;
margin: 10px;
}
</style>
</head>
<body>
<div id="container"></div>

<script type="text/domql">
INSERT INTO (SELECT DIV FROM BODY WHERE ID='container') VALUES (
CREATE ELEMENT h2 (
innerText 'TODOS:'
),
CREATE ELEMENT SPAN (
innerText 'Count: 0',
id 'count'
),
CREATE ELEMENT OL (
class 'list'
)
);
INSERT INTO (SELECT DIV FROM BODY WHERE ID='container') VALUES (
CREATE ELEMENT LABEL (
innerHTML 'Controls:'
),
INSERT INTO (CREATE ELEMENT DIV(class 'controls')) VALUES (
CREATE ELEMENT LABEL (
innerHTML 'TODO:'
),
CREATE ELEMENT INPUT (
id 'input-name',
type 'text'
),
CREATE ELEMENT LABEL (
innerHTML 'Time:'
),
CREATE ELEMENT INPUT (
id 'input-time',
type 'text'
),
CREATE ELEMENT INPUT (
type 'submit',
value 'add',
onclick 'DOMQL.tmpl("add-list-item",
DOMQL.tmpl("get-input", "input-name"),
DOMQL.tmpl("get-input", "input-time")
)
DOMQL.tmpl("update-count", DOMQL.tmpl("get-count"))'
),
CREATE ELEMENT BR(),
CREATE ELEMENT INPUT (
type 'submit',
value 'delete all',
onclick 'DOMQL.tmpl("delete-all")
DOMQL.tmpl("update-count", DOMQL.tmpl("get-count"))'
),
CREATE ELEMENT BR(),
CREATE ELEMENT INPUT (
type 'submit',
value 'gently caress TODOS. I go through life like a boss!',
onclick 'DOMQL.tmpl("like-a-boss")'
)
)
)
</script>




<script id="add-list-item" type="text/domql-tmpl">
INSERT INTO (SELECT OL FROM DIV WHERE CLASS = 'list') VALUES (
INSERT INTO (CREATE ELEMENT LI (
class 'item'
)) VALUES (
CREATE ELEMENT SPAN (
class 'name',
innerHTML '%s'
),
CREATE ELEMENT SPAN (
class 'time',
innerHTML '%s'
),
CREATE ELEMENT BUTTON (
innerHTML 'Delete',
onclick 'DOMQL.DELETE(this.parentNode)
DOMQL.tmpl("update-count", DOMQL.tmpl("get-count"))'
)
)
)
</script>


<script id="get-input" type="text/domql-tmpl">
SELECT VAL(INPUT) FROM BODY.ALL WHERE ID = '%s'
</script>


<script id="get-count" type="text/domql-tmpl">
SELECT COUNT(LI) FROM OL
</script>


<script id="update-count" type="text/domql-tmpl">
UPDATE (SELECT SPAN FROM BODY.ALL WHERE ID='count')
SET innerText = 'Count: %d'
</script>


<script id="delete-all" type="text/domql-tmpl">
DELETE LI FROM OL WHERE CLASS = 'item'
</script>


<script id="like-a-boss" type="text/domql-tmpl">
DROP ELEMENT DIV;
INSERT INTO BODY VALUES (
CREATE ELEMENT IMG (
src ''
)
)
</script>



<script>
DOMQL.ready(function () {
DOMQL.tmpl("add-list-item",'Learn DOMQL', (new Date).toTimeString())
DOMQL.tmpl("update-count", DOMQL.tmpl("get-count"))
})
</script>
</body>
</html>

what the gently caress

e: Lately its getting more and more obvious that web development is indeed a basic human right. And it should be accessible to every developer in the industry. jQuery played its part by making web development easier for designers, CoffeeScript for Rubyists and Pythonistas, Dart for Java devs, ClojureScript for Lispers etc.

# ¿ May 17, 2012 02:21

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

INSERT INTO (SELECT ORIFICE FROM BODY WHERE ID='container') VALUES (remote_control)

# ¿ May 17, 2012 02:26

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

Dr. Honked posted:

..\GameCode\Game\FuckPiss.h:38: warning: dr. honked is about to bust a chair over your head because you are a lovely coder

"it's for the best. he is a doctor."

# ¿ May 17, 2012 17:37

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

tef posted:

oh my god

# ¿ May 18, 2012 23:56

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

rotor posted:

Vote Rotor for Tyrant King 2012

i got into an argument with somebody the other day about how sometimes there's a place for a tyrannical philosopher king who suspends everything, fixes poo poo, then gives it all back. the problem is finding somebody willing to do the third step, let along the second.

e: i could argue that lincoln was on this path what with the whole habeus corpus thing during the civil war.

# ¿ May 19, 2012 21:16

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

tef posted:

i'm into tongue and groove

# ¿ May 21, 2012 04:09

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

rotor posted:

its ecmascript
/

# ¿ May 28, 2012 20:52

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

FuckItJS
Javascript Error Steamroller

FuckItJS uses state-of-the-art technology to make sure your javascript code runs whether your compiler likes it or not.

Technology
Through a process known as Eval-Rinse-Reload-And-Repeat, FuckItJS repeatedly compiles your code, detecting errors and slicing those lines out of the script. To survive such a violent process, FuckItJS reloads itself after each iteration, allowing the onerror handler to catch every single error in your terribly written code.

Installation
Include jQuery, because everything requires jQuery
Include "fuckit.js"
The End

API
FuckIt(path_to_your_shitty_script_file)

This will keep evaluating your code until all errors have been sliced off like mold on a piece of perfectly good bread. Whether or not the remaining code is even worth executing, we don't know. We also don't particularly care.

FuckIt.noConflict()

Are you using two different FuckIt libraries? gently caress it, use FuckIt.NoConflict. Of course, this won't really help since FuckItJS reloads itself multiple times and will continually overwrite the global FuckIt variable, but hey... at least you can feel like you're doing something smart.

Browser Compatibility
Really? Really?

FAQ
1) Is this a good idea?

Of course not. This is quite possibly the worst javascript plugin ever written.

2) Isn't "eval" evil?

See Question #1.

# ¿ Jun 23, 2012 00:16

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

ahhh spiders posted:

i already know gamification blows chunks b/c 90% of social games use gamification slathered on top of a cash shop & they're boring as heck

gamify would be a much better verb if it involved actual gams.

# ¿ Jul 4, 2012 03:43

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

with the power of Microsoft™ Office 2010® Visio™ for Windows™-based PCs, you can—

# ¿ Jul 8, 2012 23:32

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

catchin' up.

tef posted:

linguistic prescriptivists

# ¿ Jul 17, 2012 04:17

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

Sniep posted:

i have the worst of eclipse every day.

its not eclipse.

its a house developed app that used eclipse in its entirety as a base and built upon that to make an app nothing like eclipse in function

i shudder to think what dark incantations were used in the development process.

# ¿ Jul 17, 2012 04:18

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

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# ¿ Jul 24, 2012 17:52

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

Socracheese posted:

same but weed

don't make me link the mr. x essay

# ¿ Aug 17, 2012 06:24

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

tef posted:

code is just data, man

so's your mom, but you don't see me posting about it

# ¿ Oct 23, 2012 05:48

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

tef posted:

yep, data is all that is left.

oh.

# ¿ Oct 23, 2012 07:24

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

that's impressive, but probably not in the right ways.

# ¿ Nov 26, 2012 00:00

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

BREAKING NEWS: Software Developer Chooses Sub-Optimal Sorting Algorithm, Kills Seven

# ¿ Nov 26, 2012 01:38

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

it's the monday after a holiday, give him a few days to spin it back up

# ¿ Nov 26, 2012 22:50

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

gently caress you

# ¿ Nov 26, 2012 23:14

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

my company blocks the port used by our domain hosting company's control panel software, so nobody can configure the site or generate ftp accounts while in the office.

# ¿ Nov 28, 2012 01:23

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

literally nothing else is blocked, content-wise. it's pretty weird.

# ¿ Nov 28, 2012 01:31

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

MrMoo posted:

Is the network person rabid?

okay, so technically it's not my company that's blocking the port, it's the parent company which operates out of an entirely different state. so the parent company is blocking our ability to admin our own domain name from our office.

# ¿ Nov 28, 2012 05:00