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Grinnblade
Sep 24, 2007
Idaho selects 1918 Babe Ruth.

:siren: Pungry and the Seattle Cagey Bees are on the clock. :siren:

1918 Babe Ruth takes Ryan Zimmerman's place in the lineup both defensive and offensive.

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Grinnblade
Sep 24, 2007
Idaho selects Carlos Correa '17 and puts him in at starting Shortstop and taking over whoever was at SS's spot in the lineup.

:siren: PUNGRY and the Seattle Cagey Bees are on the clock! :siren:

Grinnblade
Sep 24, 2007
Oh hey I kinda forgot about my dumpster fire of a team.

Again.

Uh.

So how about them Taters? :shepicide:

Grinnblade
Sep 24, 2007
Welp. Time for yet another failed Potato Uprising.


"Self high-five, comrades."
Team Name: Idaho Potatoes
Home City: Lewiston, Idaho
Home Stadium: Lukashenko Dome -- Domed, Artificial Turf, Excellent infield, Medium grass, Fair visibility, Large foul ground, LF 331 LCF 390 CF 405 RCF 387 RF 327.
DH Preference: Would prefer no-DH but not exactly picky



Feeders:
2015 Washington Nationals (4)
2015 Kansas City Royals (3)
2006 Seattle Mariners (2)
1916 St. Louis Cardinals (2)

30-Man Roster:
C Salvador Perez (2015 KC)
1B Ryan Zimmerman (2015 WSH)
1B Babe Ruth (1918 BOS)
2B Rogers Hornsby (1916 STL)
3B Adrian Beltre (2006 SEA)
SS Ian Desmond (2015 WSH)
SS Carlos Correa (2017 HOU) (wtf)
LF Barry Bonds (1987 PIT)
CF Lorenzo Cain (2015 KC)
RF Babe Ruth (1915 BOS)
OF Bryce Harper (2015 WSH)
IF Danny Espinosa (2015 WSH)
C Kenji Johjima (2006 SEA)
OF Ichiro Suzuki (2006 SEA)
IF John Olerud (2001 SEA)
P Felix Hernandez (2006 SEA)
P Johnny Cueto (2015 KC)
P Bill Doak (1916 STL)
P Stephen Strasburg (2015 WSH)
P Max Scherzer (2015 WSH)
P Greg Holland (2015 KC)
P Drew Storen (2015 WSH)
P Jonathan Papelbon (2015 WSH)
P Kelvin Herrara (2015 KC)
P Matt Thornton (2015 WSH)
P Wade Davis (2015 KC)
P Ryan Madson (2015 KC)
P Kris Medlen (2015 KC)
P Edinson Volquez (2015 KC)
P Jordan Zimmermann (2015 WSH)

Lineup vs Both
CF Lorenzo Cain
1B Babe Ruth 1918
2B Rogers Hornsby
RF Babe Ruth
3B Adrian Beltre
SS Carlos Correa
LF Barry Bonds
C Salvador Perez
(pitcher)
:siren: Let Mogul auto-sort. Fucks status: Zero given. :siren:

Bench
OF Bryce Harper (2015 WSH)
IF Danny Espinosa (2015 WSH)
C Kenji Johjima (2006 SEA)
OF Ichiro Suzuki (2006 SEA)
IF Eric Hosmer (2015 KC)

Starting Rotation
SP1 Felix Hernandez (SEA)
SP2 Johnny Cueto (KC)
SP3 Bill Doak (STL)
SP4 Stephen Strasburg (WSH)
SP5 Max Scherzer (WSH)

Bullpen:
CL Greg Holland (KC)
SU Drew Storen (WSH)
SR Jonathan Papelbon (WSH)
SR Kelvin Herrara (KC)
MR Matt Thornton (WSH)
MR Wade Davis (KC)
LR Ryan Madson (KC)

Minors:
OF 1925 Goose Goslin
OF 1925 Earle Combs
P Kris Medlen (2015 KC)
P Edinson Volquez (2015 KC)
P Jordan Zimmermann (2015 WSH)

Strategy (Rate on a scale from -5 to +5)
will figure out later, leave everything neutral for now

CSV
code:
perezsa02,2015,,,,Salvador,Perez
zimmery01,2015,,,,Ryan,Zimmerman
hornsro01,1916,,,,Rogers,Hornsby
beltrad01,2006,,,,Adrian,Beltre
desmoia01,2015,,,,Ian,Desmond
bondsba01,1987,,,,Barry,Bonds
cainlo01,2015,,,,Lorenzo,Cain
ruthba01,1915,,,,Babe,Ruth
ruthba01,1918,,,,Babe,Ruth
harpebr03,2015,,,,Bryce,Harper
espinda01,2015,,,,Danny,Espinosa
correca01,2017,,,,Carlos,Correa
johjike01,2006,,,,Kenji,Johjima
suzukic01,2006,,,,Ichiro,Suzuki
olerujo01,2001,,,,John,Olerud
gosligo01,1925,,,,Goose,Goslin
combsea01,1925,,,,Earle,Combs
hernafe02,2006,,,,Felix,Hernandez
cuetojo01,2015,,,,Johnny,Cueto
doakbi01,1916,,,,Bill,Doak
strasst01,2015,,,,Stephen,Strasburg
scherma01,2015,,,,Max,Scherzer
hollagr01,2015,,,,Greg,Holland
storedr01,2015,,,,Drew,Storen
papeljo01,2015,,,,Jonathan,Papelbon
herreke01,2015,,,,Kelvin,Herrera
thornma01,2015,,,,Matt,Thornton
daviswa01,2015,,,,Wade,Davis
madsory01,2015,,,,Ryan,Madson
medlekr01,2015,,,,Kris,Medlen
volqued01,2015,,,,Edinson,Volquez
zimmejo02,2015,,,,Jordan,Zimmermann

Grinnblade
Sep 24, 2007
jesus christ smasher

Grinnblade
Sep 24, 2007

Pungry posted:

gently caress the haters!!!

But I'm sorry, Grinnblade. Wish it didn't have to be your team.

THE COLD POTATOES EXPLODE!

oh wait they already did

gently caress

(honestly though I almost said something to the effect of "WHY THE gently caress ARE YOU ALL CHOOSING ME" to everyone who did because it says a lot that I went 20-19 with TWO loving RUTHS)

Grinnblade
Sep 24, 2007

CraigK posted:

CONGRATULATIONS TO SMASHER DYNAMO FOR HE MAY START DRINKING IN HAPPINESS, INSTEAD OF DEPRESSION LIKE USUAL

:agreed:

No but seriously congrats Smasher. Enjoy it.

Grinnblade
Sep 24, 2007

Craig K posted:



this means its approved btw

:vince: Jesus Christ. I mean... God drat.

Grinnblade
Sep 24, 2007

Craig K posted:

"go mariners" i say, crying into my ipa

Could be worse, you could live in what wants to become the State of Liberty and have abso-loving-lutely nothing to distract you from the soul-crushing reality of the Pacific Northwest.

Grinnblade
Sep 24, 2007
OH HEY GUESS IT'S TIME FOR THE EC PEOPLE TO POST IN HERE


Idaho Potatoes @IdahoPotatoes - Just now
We apologize for the language used in the prior tweets. The person responsible is no longer employed by the Idaho Potatoes.

Idaho Potatoes @IdahoPotatoes - 5m
THIS IS HAPPENING WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT

Idaho Potatoes @IdahoPotatoes - 5m
STOP THROWING THINGS ON THE FIELD YOU DRUNK BASTARDS

Idaho Potatoes @IdahoPotatoes - 10m
Alright, Idahoans! Let's get ready to warmly welcome back the Idaho Potatoes!

Team Name: Idaho Potatoes (obvious joke ahoy)
Location: Lewiston, ID
Stadium: Harris Field

Dimensions: Left field: 331; left-center: 376; center field: 405;right-center: 352; right field: 312; foul territory: large. Un-roofed stadium with natural grass.

Teams used: 1997 SEA, 1988 AL All-Stars, 2013 SEA, 1993 KC


DH preference: Yes. Very yes.

28-Man Roster
C Dan Wilson (1997 SEA)
C Terry Steinbach (1988 AL)
1B Mark McGwire (1988 AL)
1B Edgar Martinez (1997 SEA)
2B Paul Molitor (1988 AL)
3B Alex Rodriguez (1997 SEA)
3B Wade Boggs (1988 AL)
SS Cal Ripken, Jr. (1988 AL)
SS Ozzie Guillen (1988 AL)
LF Jose Canseco (1988 AL)
CF Ken Griffey, Jr. (1997 SEA)
RF Rickey Henderson (1988 AL)
OF Kirby Puckett (1988 AL)
OF Jay Buhner (1997 SEA)

Pitching
SP#1: Roger Clemens (1988 AL)
SP#2: David Cone (1993 KC)
SP#3: Felix Hernandez (2013 SEA)
SP#4: Kevin Appier (1993 KC) (Personal Catcher Dan Wilson)
SP#5: Randy Johnson (1997 SEA)
CL: Dennis Eckersley (1988 AL)
SU: Jeff Montgomery (1993 KC)
Short RP: Bobby Ayala (1997 SEA)
Short RP: Mark Gubicza (1993 KC)
Middle RP: Jamie Moyer (1997 SEA)
Long RP: Dave Stieb (1988 AL)

Minors: C Mike Zunino (2013 SEA), IF George Brett (1993 KC), P Hisashi Iwakuma (2013 SEA), P Billy Brewer (1993 KC), P Yoervis Medina (2013 SEA)

Lineup vs Both w/DH
1) RF Henderson
2) 2B Molitor
3) 1B Martinez
4) DH McGwire
5) CF Griffey, Jr.
6) 3B Rodriguez
7) LF Canseco
8) SS Ripken, Jr.
9) C Steinbach/Wilson

Sliders:
Hit and Run: +1
Sacrifice Bunt: +1
Squeeze Play: -1
Trying for extra bases: +1
Stealing Bases: +1
Aggressively Tagging Up: +1
Pitch Outs (to prevent stolen bases): +1
Giving Intentional Walks: +1
Pitching Around Good Hitters: +2
Bringing the Infield In: 0
Guarding the Lines: 0
Making Cutoff Throws: +2
Bringing in Pinch Hitters: 0
Bringing in Pinch Runners: 0
Bringing in Defensive Replacements: 0
Starting Pitchers on Short Rest: -2
Letting pitchers pitch through trouble: +3
Letting Pitchers rack up high pitch counts: +3

CSV
wilsoda01,1997,,,,Dan,Wilson
mcgwima01,1988,,,,Mark,McGwire
molitpa01,1988,,,,Paul,Molitor
boggswa01,1988,,,,Wade,Boggs
ripkeca01,1988,,,,Cal,Ripken
henderi01,1988,,,,Rickey,Henderson
griffke02,1997,,,,Ken,Griffey
cansejo01,1988,,,,Jose,Canseco
martied01,1997,,,,Edgar,Martinez
rodrial01,1997,,,,Alex,Rodriguez
steinte01,1988,,,,Terry,Steinbach
buhneja01,1997,,,,Jay,Buhner
guilloz01,1988,,,,Ozzie,Guillen
brettge01,1993,,,,George,Brett
zuninmi01,2013,,,,Mike,Zunino
puckeki01,1988,,,,Kirby,Puckett
johnsra05,1997,,,,Randy,Johnson
clemero02,1988,,,,Roger,Clemens
coneda01,1993,,,,David,Cone
iwakuhi01,2013,,,,Hisashi,Iwakuma
moyerja01,1997,,,,Jamie,Moyer
hernafe02,2013,,,,Felix,Hernandez
appieke01,1993,,,,Kevin,Appier
eckerde01,1988,,,,Dennis,Eckersley
montgje01,1993,,,,Jeff,Montgomery
ayalabo01,1997,,,,Bobby,Ayala
medinyo01,2013,,,,Yoervis,Medina
brewebi01,1993,,,,Billy,Brewer
gubicma01,1988,,,,Mark,Gubicza
stiebda01,1988,,,,Dave,Stieb

Grinnblade
Sep 24, 2007

Smasher Dynamo posted:

Nega Llamas
Ken Forsch (SP) (I do not care. No one cares about Ken Forsch. Not even Bob Forsch.) - 11 days

I care about Ken Forsch! If only for being part of the first ECVIII write up simply so I could make a Star Wars joke...

Grinnblade
Sep 24, 2007
No, Idaho generally tends to get my hopes up for a month or two and then crater horribly. I believe I have at least 10 posts of "wait what how the gently caress" in regards to early successes of previous iterations of the Taters.

We'll see how this one works out though. My guess? Not well.

Grinnblade
Sep 24, 2007
Welllllp. Guess I know what I'm drafting.

Grinnblade
Sep 24, 2007


I'm actually kind of surprised we're this close to .500, to be honest.

Also I'm kind of curious just how many times we've been caught stealing because holy loving :laffo: at those steal numbers. My favorite is Crazy Legs Canseco with 5 steals.

Also also let's put Wade Boggs as DH in the same slot in the lineup just because.

Grinnblade
Sep 24, 2007
EC PICKEMS

PANDERERS
MITES
SHARKS in 5 games, 3-1
JAILBIRDS in 7 games, 5-4

Grinnblade
Sep 24, 2007
IDAHO hosed UP AND FORGOT A BUNCH OF PICKS BUT HAVE A "I'M STILL ALIVE" ECCS PICK

MACHINEGUNS over Jailbirds in 6, 10-7

Grinnblade
Sep 24, 2007
alright guys





At this point I got the strangest sense of deja vu...

Grinnblade posted:

<mentholmoose> don't do it
<mentholmoose> take teddy

<mentholmoose> take teddy

<Monicro> Yeah But Ted Williams
<Monicro> (tm)
<mentholmoose> he's ted goddamn williams, pick him

<mentholmoose> grinnblade pick the teddy




ALRIGHT ALREADY



:magical:

mrnoun offers
Pete Alexander
Walter Johnson
Tom Seaver
Manny Ramirez
Johnny Bench
Lee Smith

Idaho offers
1st, 2nd, and 4th Round Dispersal Draft picks

Grinnblade
Sep 24, 2007
Phonepostin' to say I'm not dead, just had a bit of a payment issue re: my home internet. Should be turned back on Soon(tm) and I'll make my pick then.

Grinnblade
Sep 24, 2007
REAL LIFE SUCKS AND SO DO I BUT HERE'S MY SKIPPED PICK FROM loving FOREVER AGO

1906 John McGraw

:siren: JosefStalinator and the Guacabowlees are still on the clock! :siren:

Grinnblade
Sep 24, 2007


Team Name: Idaho Potatoes (obvious joke ahoy)
Location: Lewiston, ID
Stadium: Harris Field

Dimensions: Left field: 331; left-center: 376; center field: 405;right-center: 352; right field: 312; foul territory: large. Un-roofed stadium with natural grass.

Teams used: 1997 SEA, 1988 AL All-Stars, 2013 SEA, 1993 KC


DH preference: Yes. Very yes.

28-Man Roster
C 1974 Johnny Bench
C Terry Steinbach (1988 AL)
1B Mark McGwire (1988 AL)
1B Edgar Martinez (1997 SEA)
2B Paul Molitor (1988 AL)
3B Alex Rodriguez (1997 SEA)
3B Wade Boggs (1988 AL)
SS Cal Ripken, Jr. (1988 AL)
IF 1906 John McGraw
LF Jose Canseco (1988 AL)
CF Ken Griffey, Jr. (1997 SEA)
RF Rickey Henderson (1988 AL)
OF Kirby Puckett (1988 AL)
OF Jay Buhner (1997 SEA)
SP 1916 Walter Johnson
SP 1976 Tom Seaver
SP 1988 Roger Clemens
SP 1988 David Cone
SP 2013 Felix Hernandez
P 1983 Lee Smith
P 1993 Jeff Montgomery
P 1988 Dennis Eckersley
P 1997 Bobby Ayala
P 2013 Yoervis Medina
P 1997 Randy Johnson
OF 1988 Rickey Henderson
SS 1988 Ozzie Guillen
P 1993 Kevin Appier
P 1922 Pete Alexander
P 1997 Jamie Moyer

Pitching
SP#1: 1916 Walter Johnson
SP#2: 1976 Tom Seaver
SP#3: 1988 Roger Clemens
SP#4: 1988 David Cone (Personal Catcher Steinbach)
SP#5: 2013 Felix Hernandez
CL: 1983 Lee Smith
SU: Jeff Montgomery (1993 KC)
Short RP: 1988 Dennis Eckersley
Short RP: 1997 Bobby Ayala
Middle RP: Yoervis Medina (2013 SEA)
Long RP: Randy Johnson (1997 SEA)

Minors: OF Henderson, SS Guillen, P Appier, P Alexander, P Moyer

Lineup vs Both w/DH
1) 2B Molitor
2) DH Boggs
3) LF Ramirez
4) CF Griffey, Jr.
5) 3B Rodriguez
6) 1B Martinez
7) RF Buhner
8) C Bench/Steinbach
9) SS Ripken, Jr.

Sliders:
Hit and Run: +1
Sacrifice Bunt: +1
Squeeze Play: -1
Trying for extra bases: +1
Stealing Bases: 0
Aggressively Tagging Up: +1
Pitch Outs (to prevent stolen bases): +1
Giving Intentional Walks: +1
Pitching Around Good Hitters: +2
Bringing the Infield In: 0
Guarding the Lines: 0
Making Cutoff Throws: +2
Bringing in Pinch Hitters: 0
Bringing in Pinch Runners: 0
Bringing in Defensive Replacements: 0
Starting Pitchers on Short Rest: -2
Letting pitchers pitch through trouble: +3
Letting Pitchers rack up high pitch counts: +3

CSV
benchjo01,1974,,,,Johnny,Bench
steinte01,1988,,,,Terry,Steinbach
mcgwima01,1988,,,,Mark,McGwire
martied01,1997,,,,Edgar,Martinez
molitpa01,1988,,,,Paul,Molitor
rodrial01,1997,,,,Alex,Rodriguez
boggswa01,1988,,,,Wade,Boggs
ripkeca01,1988,,,,Cal,Ripken
mcgrajo01,1906,,,,John,McGraw
cansejo01,1988,,,,Jose,Canseco
griffke02,1997,,,,Ken,Griffey
henderi01,1988,,,,Rickey,Henderson
puckeki01,1988,,,,Kirby,Puckett
buhneja01,1997,,,,Jay,Buhner
johnswa01,1916,,,,Walter,Johnson
seaveto01,1976,,,,Tom,Seaver
clemero02,1988,,,,Roger,Clemens
coneda01,1988,,,,David,Cone
hernafe02,2013,,,,Felix,Hernandez
smithle02,1983,,,,Lee,Smith
montgje01,1993,,,,Jeff,Montgomery
eckerde01,1988,,,,Dennis,Eckersley
ayalabo01,1997,,,,Bobby,Ayala
medinyo01,2013,,,,Yoervis,Medina
johnsra05,1997,,,,Randy,Johnson
henderi01,1988,,,,Rickey,Henderson
guilloz01,1988,,,,Ozzie,Guillen
appieke01,1993,,,,Kevin,Appier
alexape01,1922,,,,Pete,Alexander
moyerja01,1997,,,,Jamie,Moyer

Grinnblade
Sep 24, 2007
PRESEASON PICK EM


Who Will Win the Memento Mori Division?
Burns Zephyrs


Who Will Win the Vae Victis Division?
Rochester Generics


Who Will Win the Sic Transit Vir Division?
Brooklyn Giants
Moscow Golden Tsars
Motorville Mites
RCMP


Who Will Win the Dynamo League Wildcards? (PICK TWO!)
Burns Zephyrs
Detroit Wolverines


Who Will Win the Dynamo League?
RCMP

Who Will Win the Mark Bellhorn Division?
Khartoum Doom

Who Will Win the Senor Goodtimes Division?
Over/Under on Panderers wins - 101.5
OVER

Who Will Win the Norris-Smythe Division?
Kobe Crows

Who Will Win the Smasher League Wildcards? (PICK TWO!)
World Warriors

South Bolton Eazy W's


Who Will Win the Smasher League?
Khartoum Doom
Krakow Dragons
Mexico City Machine Guns
World Warriors
Omaha Forgettables
Portland Panderers
South Philly Exclusives
Spiral Mountain Breegulls
Akabira Killer Mikes
Kobe Crows
Shelbyville Sharks
South Bolton Eazy W's

Who Will Win Super-League XXIV?

South Bolton Eazy W's

Who Will Win the Punto Division?
Nega-Llamas

Who Will Win the Eckstein123 Division?
Aperture Scientists


Who Will Win the Theriot Division?Luna Landers


Who Will Win the Kozma Division?
Grand Goognol

Who Will Win Sub-Par League XII?
Grand Goognol

WEEK 1 PICK EM
CHAMPS RETAIN

Grinnblade
Sep 24, 2007
Haven't checked in on the SL in awhile, wonder what's going on...

tadashi posted:

I think we should add another round after the next round.

I need to let you all in on a little secret. Each time I have participated in a Dispersal Draft, I have created a pocket round for myself at the end of each draft. I document the results in my own spreadsheets but have never revealed the results of this pocket round to the public - until now!


:magical:

(also hi I still exist and might actually try to get in next ec? who knows)

Grinnblade
Sep 24, 2007

AkumaHokoru posted:

I started playing to help yall out filling the numbers I'm not actually any good at the team management stuff.

That never stopped me! :haw:

being a broke gently caress with no consistent internet access did though

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Grinnblade
Sep 24, 2007

Craig K posted:

hey you remember when the IRL mariners got sick of endless extremely disappointing seasons and decided to Blow It All The Hell Up and rebuild?

yeah that looked like fun i'm doing it too

The Aperture Scientists trade
Billy Wagner
Eddie Plank
Robb Nenn
Rube Waddell
Ernie Banks
Willie Mays
Jimmie Foxx
4th round dispersal draft pick
Kris Bryant

to The Smoking Crater That Was The Moscow Golden Tsars Until Nine Minutes Ago
for

The MACHINE



my God, it's full of stars :vince:

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