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Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

Actually the worst own goal was this due to the derby circumstances and it being the first match between villa and blues for years and years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLawwFbGWS0

After this match villa and blues were not allowed to play night games or on saturdays, they were only allowed to play on sundays. That was up until a few years ago where they were drawn together in a cup match and played a night game which ended in a load of vandalism and fights.

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Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car
Barton is just the biggest loving troll

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

Scott Bakula posted:

He's going to make so much money when he retires giving interviews

Yeah i did get into a fight but *namedrops philospher* im one of you, educated people.

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

the sex ghost posted:

And also the time he stormed off Match of The Day saying they were using him as a 'comedy jester' rather than a serious stat dude, which conveniently overlooked the fact that he was loving poo poo and no-one missed him when he was gone


I liked his chicken tonight commerical and when he was a player but those are the only two instances where i thought that him being on tv was a decent idea.

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

PirateBob posted:

Not exactly a grenade.

What are you on about it was an explosive device that would have caused some serious damage to him if he had held on to it a couple of seconds more.

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

lol this is so bizarre

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Camera operator points camera at spot 5 yards outside of D, locks tripod, goes off to eat.


I don't know if Sky Sports invented the concept, but they did Player Cam as one of the interactive options years ago - they stuck with one player for 15 minutes then moved on to another. It could sometimes be sporadically interesting if it happened to be, say, a central midfielder who otherwise doesn't get much screen time but still does a lot of work, but 90% of the time an individual player is jogging up and down the pitch and spitting, and it was quietly dropped a few years ago. Also it became a running joke that whoever was on Player Cam inevitably had the worst 15 minutes of their career.

Yeah but its Emile heskey all they are going to see is him walking around , standing still and jumping (missing the ball) and flailing.

edit: that said...



..he's still my (and a generations) hero

Ponce de Le0n fucked around with this message at 16:33 on Oct 25, 2012

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

goddamnedtwisto posted:

They normally have one camera trained on the dugout at all times for the inevitable managerial reaction shots, which irritate me strangely. What is being illuminated by us knowing that Jose Mourinho is happy that his team have scored? I don't mind them in other circumstances but they seem to cut to the manager reacting every single time a goal is scored now and it's really loving annoying.

Yeah we might as well just cut to a close up of the ball or something instead of the inevitable players celebrating, what is being illuminated by us knowing that rooney is happy he has scored?

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

the sex ghost posted:

"Pele...and those guys" -Alan Shearer on the 1970 Brazil team

someone start badshearerpunditry.txt

Can anyone find that youtube of i think its a talksport pundit? and a caller calls him up to complain that of course he should know players that have won the champions leauge, just because they dont play in the prem.

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

Phil Neville's old gaf is great





Oh my god :stare: thats nearly as awful as irelands pink car.

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

Nice to see Heskey is better than downing via this informative image.

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

Well thats poo poo, he had some great comebacks and was genuinely funny. Hope the personal reasons is just general "im sick of all these idiots on twitter" stuff and not something more sinister.

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

euroboy posted:

Rest in peace, Aston Villa



(from 1959)

This is great lmao. also for the past 3 years whoever plays their last game of their season against wigan away, goes down. Villa's last game of the season is Wigan away i think , RIP.

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

euroboy posted:

This is an amazing stat tbh

i heard it on a local radio phone in so i don't know if its true but from what i can recall it sounds right, yeah mental.

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

Shoren posted:

Just checked and this is definitely true.

09/10 - Wigan 2 - 2 Hull City
10/11 - Wigan 3 - 2 West Ham United
11/12 - Wigan 3 - 2 Wolverhampton

Wigan's last home game is against Villa so it looks like the streak will continue.

I'd love to know what the odds are for this, what a bizarre and foreboding stat for villa.

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car
Villa fans had some nifty banners against Man city.

These two put a great effort in


Also some Sky bashing

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

TheGoatFeeder posted:

Really not very mature, but decent comeback...



I know you didnt post that, but "bitch"?. Really?

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

He doesn't even now he's got an audience, just doing it for the love of it, what a legend.

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

Hand eye coordination a key element needed in a job where you watch football games all day long? thanks for the skills endless hours of video games, you finally came in handy for something.

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

Just saw that on tv, i couldn't tell if he tried to punch the officers leg or the horse.

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

The horse-beat scandal...

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

haha sometimes you just cant get it out from your feet i guess.

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car
Never forget.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pylvClSFO0g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXCtsxzXBKg

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

onoflalks posted:

That video's been copyright claimed, is that this goal?


this is absolutely absurd

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCB2ree3yK0

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

footballers are really just teenagers with a load of cash aren't they?

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

Cuban Chowder Factory posted:

Looks like ABC just went ahead and used the back of an old United kit for a promo for, if the promo itself is anything to go by, a really lovely sitcom about baseball coming this fall... (from 2:40 on)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGQg4UXqTe0

"This isnt soccer, we dont give every kid a trophy!"

obviously this is a veiled reference to premier league teams getting parachute packages of money when entering the championship, when relegated and a dire reference to the money in the game these days.

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car


lmao bloody hell, terry as a girl is nightmarish

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

Adulterous Hitler posted:

lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hONFux-0BdQ

Nowitzki taking the worst dive ever in a charity match

lmao cheeky fucker :D

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car
edit wrong thread lol

here have a pic of benteke murdering tallaght's finest

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

a top top lad posted:

Almost, NBC. Almost.


lmao ahahaha

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

dox posted:

My family and boyhood club, Botafogo, has been on the up and up lately and is now producing some fine talent: Hyuri Henrique de Oliveira Costa! Evidence can been seen below.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVxC7L0Qbts

that's is outrageous and part of me wonders how much of that was skill/ bad defending.

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

lmao cheeky bastard

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

lol keep dreaming lads

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

Popehoist posted:

Sorry for repeat but you have got to post the scottish radio version.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59sG34Nx-DY&t=26s

This is definitely the definitive version and one of my favorite youtubes.

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

tbp posted:

My favorite freestyling footballer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SJquH7UXHw

nice to see neil shipperly is still in his prime.

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

always a classic, maximum humiliation for dunn as well as this was during a derby against villa

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Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

Hopefully he gets fired, the oval office.

How is he still employed, honestly? He's loving poo poo at his job and universally hated

I imagine he has a large contract at itv

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