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Waffles Inc. posted:Torres and the Dog will always be the best player vs. non-player video I do this with my dogs. I swear to god my dog is the best defender.
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PirateBob posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUDwbHR7e_k The announcer really does this for me.
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TraderStav posted:Went to our local fourth tier NPSL team for the first time today, Detroit City FC. Had a crazy fun time and the supporters are crazy as hell. Can't believe they routinely get 1,500+ attendance at home games. This crazy bastard made a hell of a photo op though. It's poo poo like this that makes me want to bring my camera to matches. Sadly, I panic and am afraid it will break or get stolen. I think I'm just too paranoid.
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belgend posted:Taiwanese cartoon news thingy does a thing on Messi: This is like if second life did the news. What in the world?
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ayb posted:Scoring a pk is the easiest loving thing in the world. Not for England.
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Dunban posted:Topical: I liked the fact that the announcers were giving him poo poo during his ballerina escapades on the pitch against Uruguay today. I dislike that diving jackass.
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beedeebee posted:Hahaha, I'm dying over here I want this to be the next Diouf thread so bad. Find a gif of Neymar diving (shouldn't be hard). And magic
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Never thought Ribery could get more ugly.
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Tat is the worst tramp stamp.
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Is that the Asian version of a keg tapping? I'm assuming that's Sake.
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Haha. Watched it the first time and thought it was the team being unlucky. Then I realized who had come on the pitch.
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Sep 9, 2013 20:31
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What the gently caress is dench. I hear Frimpong use it, but I just assumed it was because he's eccentric.
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You might be surprised but that doesnt help. Im American and White. My slang doesnt go past kickin rad, dude, sick and wicked.
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Goddamn it. Brits always trying to keep the American down.
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Soup and a Sandwich posted:yeah a bit gross Is there a story on this?
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I thought it was some rivalry gone wrong. My mistake. I know Musselini liked football. Didnt think it was war related.
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Human Inter Centipede?
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Weaponized Cum posted:American football rules but the average Brit is too malnourished and mentally handicapped to play it/appreciate it There are too many loving rules.
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Weaponized Cum posted:Yeah, like offside? Encroachment, the tuck rule(as a raiders fan, forever gently caress you Tom Brady), and a whole bunch of other stupid poo poo. And in American football it's offsides 
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lomzus posted:So one of the big derbyes in Sweden was last night and as usual fans were douchebags and tried to attack the police. Watch this video to its end to see how the police got them away. It's is great.
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Gigi Galli posted:Are we still posting pictures of pitches we've played on? I can't be certain because I was only 12 or so and this isn't my photo but Im almost positive that I played on this pitch in Garmisch, Germany. I remember the mountains vividly. We played in a little tournament with a few other American military sides and a local team that crushed all of us. I knew that was Garmisch before you said it. Beautiful place, and the Militar community there is pretty small (lucky bastards tough). They also have this place called the Edelweiss Lodge and Resort that's for military folk and the like.
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belgend posted:How not to do a pitch invasion: Manager is way offside.
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Muller's WAG has a shiny loving forehead. Also Schweinsteiger is with Heidi Klum now?
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Oct 7, 2013 15:36
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gently caress it, he dived first. That was right after Ibrahimovic scored as well.
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Oct 12, 2013 19:41
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Scott Bakula posted:He's still got it What poo poo defending.
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Scott Bakula posted:He has one of those rare records that it'll be a long time until its broken Pretty ballsy of a team to do this in the first place. But over a hundred goals as a keeper is retarded.
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That's what happens when you try to be sweaty.
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Charlotte Hornets posted:It takes two to tangle. I can tangle all by myself.
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I love the coach.
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I actually just noticed it was a women's team. That is amazing, I forwarded it to one of my coworkers who follows women's football like crazy. She's also been telling me about the Women's UEFA Championships lately, which I didn't even know existed. Pretty cool. For content.  Rossi scored a 15 minute hattrick yesterday, against Juventus, when they were 2 nil down in the second half. This was also the first time that Fiorentina has beaten Juventus since 2008. The first time that Fiorentina had beaten Juventus at home in 15 years. It was also Rossi's first professional hat trick. Keep in mind that he has been out 2 years for knee surgeries. He also had to see the physio at the 2 minute mark and was almost subbed off. In fact, Gabriel Batistuta's goal 15 years ago beat Juventus, and one of his trademark celebrations was the machine gun. Tevez did this because he's an rear end in a top hat. So did Pogba. Seems as if the whole thing backfired. My brother in law has a picture with Batistuta. He works at a restaurant right outside the Duomo. Batistuta came in there just about 6 months ago and that was that. That game was a great game all around, but a fantastic one as a Fiorentina fan. Soulex fucked around with this message at 14:09 on Oct 21, 2013 |
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Ultimate Football Golf would own. Slide tackle te fucker trying to putt.
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britishbornandbread posted:poo poo keeper talk? My time to shine. A couple were nice shots to be fair. That one shot into the top corner. Phwoar. But yeah. poo poo keeping.
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Charlotte Hornets posted:That's a good salute. Straight fingers, nice flex. The finish is lacking. How to salute, courtesy of drill sergeants everywhere. 6. Demonstrator, POST. I will use the talk-through method of instruction. 7. .The Hand Salute is a one-count movement. 8. When wearing headgear without a visor or uncovered and not wearing glasses, on the command of execution ARMS of Present, ARMS, execute the hand salute. raise the right hand sharply, fingers and thumb extended and joined, palm facing down, and place the tip of the right forefinger on the rim of the tip of the right forefinger to the forehead near and slightly to the right of the right eyebrow. The outer edge of the hand is barely canted downward so that neither the back of the hand nor the palm is clearly visible from the front. The hand and wrist are straight, the elbow inclined slightly forward, and the upper arm is horizontal. 9. Order Arms from the Hand Salute is a one-count movement. 10. On the command of execution ARMS of Order, ARMS, return the hand sharply to the side, resuming the position of attention. He did some weird communist thing at the end. Soulex fucked around with this message at 09:32 on Oct 31, 2013 |
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Nicky butt's parents should have had the foresight to name him Richard.
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Machinegunboyo posted:Ronald gives his shirt out of respect for the fans. Is that why he doesn't celebrate when he hits them? edit: That goal made me smirk. It was like if they were unsure if they wanted to do a bike kick or not. So they kinda did it halfway. Loved it Soulex fucked around with this message at 12:18 on Nov 5, 2013 |
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Suqit posted:Bike kick. I'm an American and will therefore bastardize every football and soccer terminology. Offsides, Upper 90, Bike kick, and many others. I was actually tired and didn't realize I wrote that. I try hard to be proper. Usually it ends up with me looking like an rear end.
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Wirth1000 posted:Again, thank you very much, Real Madrid. Appreciate the business. Did he bleach his hair to guide us away from his frog eyes? Cause it didn't work. Also, it looks like he has a mullet and bleached the back of that too.
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I like how in the video that dude says " are we there yet?" And the other guy makes fun of him. Other than that I don't get the EPL. And how it's the best of the best.
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El Hefe posted:I want to think these superstars actually write their own tweets, instagram, facebook, whatever updates but I just can't. That would be an awesome job. "Yo, Ronaldo, You want me to reply with thanks or just be a dick to everybody? Also I'm sorry but. I hosed up and said you were excited to see the pictures of your kids underwear contest. My bad"
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