Football Photos and Videos that I like - 12/13 Edition (Tattoo ideas ITT)

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R. Mute: Jul 27, 2011

belgend posted:

one of the biggest matches of the season against your biggest rivals

Nah, mate.

# ¿ Apr 28, 2013 16:19

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 06:40

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belgend posted:

Biggest relevant* rivals calimero

You lost three players to barely scrape by Anderlecht and still only end up in third place with one match up, congrats.

# ¿ Apr 28, 2013 16:37

R. Mute: Jul 27, 2011

You're shifting the goalposts, which Kujovic will want to do once even Lokeren accidentally stumble through your paper defence to score ten goals

# ¿ Apr 28, 2013 16:49

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belgend posted:

Just to show how fast football can go sometimes, the Belgian starting XI during EURO 2008 qualification:

Top row: Anthony Van den Borre, Peter Van der Heyden, Karel Geraerts, Philip Clement, Thomas Vermaelen, Gill Swerts, Stijn Huysegems, Kevin Van Den Bergh.
Second row: Bart Goor, Philippe L�onard, Gaby Mudingayi, Thomas Buffel.
Last row: Mbo Mpenza, Luigi Pieroni, Stijn Stijnen, Silvio Proto, Geert De Vlieger, Wesley Sonck, Timmy Simons.

Well, that's a thoroughly depressing line-up.

# ¿ Jun 10, 2013 17:15

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Hallowed Turban posted:

loving hell, full contact? Those guys must get concussions like mad.

That's kind of the point with American sports.

# ¿ Jun 16, 2013 13:02

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the sex ghost posted:

A Colombian robot football team without big blonde afro wigs stuck to them, a shameful Colombian robot football team

They apparently want to make a team of robots that can beat a human team by 2050.

We shouldn't be worried just yet.

# ¿ Jun 22, 2013 13:20

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Ewar Woowar posted:

"I'm too old for this poo poo. :manning:

# ¿ Jun 28, 2013 14:03

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Frankston posted:

Benteke's goal against Malaga today

The guy broke his collarbone

I could watch that all day. :allears:

# ¿ Aug 10, 2013 23:00

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Scott Bakula posted:

Was the Traore bouncing off Drogba gif linked in this thread because I wanted it and couldn't find it. If anyone could post it I'd appreciate it

# ¿ Aug 17, 2013 20:24

R. Mute: Jul 27, 2011

quote:

Previously, De Bilde received a suspended two-year prison sentence in 1992 for head-butting two boy scout leaders and, four months before the Porte incident, he head-butted one nurse and punched another when he was denied access to a hospital room his father was in, having suffered a brain haemorrhage.

De Bilde � who campaigned for a European ban on cat and dog fur � was fined by the club in 2006 for missing a match to mourn the death of one of his dogs

# ¿ Aug 21, 2013 11:09

R. Mute: Jul 27, 2011

This is English football, for some reason the world loves it more than any other league � one thing is a real aggression I would call it. Another thing is duels that are handled in a certain way and I think the referee did very well.

From minute 1 to minute 95 there was a real fight � a football fight between Benteke and Ivanovic.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2013 13:01

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belgend posted:

SCIENTIFIC PROOF THAT BELGIUM IS GONNA KICK THE poo poo OUT OF SCOTLAND NEXT WEEK

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x13omoi_red-devils-fans-in-scotland-make-us-proud_sport

And the song at the end: Fred et les Gar�ons - Quand les Belges (gagneront la Coupe de Monde) (When the Belgians win the World Cup)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7WAFIzzG0E

Stop embarrassing us in front of the cool nations, belgend !

# ¿ Aug 26, 2013 18:11

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belgend posted:

You mean cool nations like the Scotch who we are going to bash next week?

They aren't even a real nation.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2013 18:25

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belgend posted:

It was for England, bwahahah.

Hey, come on, let them have their jokes. Imagine having to live in a country that has Joe Hart in their squad. I'd mention some Scotch players, but I don't know any.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2013 21:15

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eeS. posted:

Rule #18 � With the exception of the goalkeeper, everyone plays upfront.

Except if the keeper is bored and decides to join in.

# ¿ Oct 3, 2013 17:32

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belgend posted:

Crosspost from the Belge foot thread: Anderlecht manager offered the Belgian press some cake and champagne the day before their match against Kortrijk, hoping really bad they wouldn't lose after losing to Olympiacos, Club and Benfica. They lost 0-1

For context: Anderlecht is the United of Belgium, only even worse.

# ¿ Oct 6, 2013 18:31

R. Mute: Jul 27, 2011

I always liked the 2002 Nike ads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLtgxLtnU-I

and the rematch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lc_X9Jfvkw0

# ¿ Nov 19, 2013 17:07

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stickyfngrdboy posted:

I love how that was only a yellow card

Welcome to the JPL. :smugdog:

# ¿ Dec 8, 2013 19:16

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Charlotte Hornets posted:

Well his ankle is broken, so at least he doesn't have to serve up his 3 + x match ban.

Just a few torn ligaments, turns out.

# ¿ Dec 8, 2013 23:43

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belgend posted:

That whole thing looks class, some more photos here: http://www.nieuwsblad.be/sportwereld/cnt/dmf20131208_00876812

Not even artsy black and white photography can make Hazard look like anything but an ugly little goblin.

# ¿ Dec 9, 2013 22:48

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ZeeBoi posted:

https://vine.co/v/h20EOBVpPmr

Somehow realising that slide tackling a little girl wouldn't go down well, Suarez cooled his rage on the unwitting Spurs players.

# ¿ Dec 15, 2013 18:50

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Larz2021 posted:

Butts up anyone?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYiqnDeKOI8

Don't ever post any Clint.be or Antwerp videos here again.

# ¿ Jan 4, 2014 15:48

R. Mute: Jul 27, 2011

That is an impressive shot, though.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2014 15:56

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Red Star Baldgreg posted:

I know this is a repost but I love it so much

Did that picture end up on the internet?

# ¿ Mar 19, 2014 00:18

R. Mute: Jul 27, 2011

belgend posted:

Eden supporting his little brother in the crowd for the Belgian Cup final

AND THEY LOST

# ¿ Mar 23, 2014 01:13

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Modus Trollens posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pjliE37ENY

how about this lads eh

WE ARE
WE ARE
VERY GOOD AT SOCCER

YOU ARE
YOU ARE
NOT VERY GOOD AT SOCCER

U.S.A.
U.S.A.
U.S.A.

feel free to hire me, ~~american clubs~~ mls

# ¿ Apr 11, 2014 19:37

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Baller Witness Bro posted:

"And it's Arsenal,
Arsenal FC,
We're by far the greatest team,
The world has ever seen...."

Very inventive over there in the Barclays British Premiere League of UK Soccer Football.

northward posted:

That chants so bad Arsenal could have made it

# ¿ Apr 11, 2014 19:49

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Baller Witness Bro posted:

I can't believe posters in TRP made fun of US chants with half the poo poo written here hahaha.

Nice meltdown.

# ¿ Apr 11, 2014 19:56

R. Mute: Jul 27, 2011

How about all those variations on When The Saints Go Marching In?

# ¿ Apr 11, 2014 20:36

R. Mute: Jul 27, 2011

The Dutch team is dogshit though.

# ¿ Apr 17, 2014 19:38

R. Mute: Jul 27, 2011

sweek0 posted:

Someone uploaded the extended highlights of this legendary game on Youtube, to get you in the mood for the world cup.
Netherlands - Portugal, 2006.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ESG55FB9V8

Just goes to show the Dutch are horrible people.

# ¿ May 13, 2014 15:18

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Charlotte Hornets posted:

Is that Hazard on the Belgium one? Some of those faces could have been done better.

It's his neckbeard at least

# ¿ May 22, 2014 21:15

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belgend posted:

mods, i need this. as an av

# ¿ May 22, 2014 22:51

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ephex posted:

Nice!

# ¿ May 22, 2014 23:08

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ayb posted:

Can you believe a magazine from the US had an article about how the US could win their group?

It's all well and fine to believe in your country, but at some point reality has to be respected.

# ¿ Jun 4, 2014 21:06

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Real Name Grover posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy1rumvo9xc

Another ridiculous Nike ad featuring CGI Rooney

The boring predictable clones should've just been Chelsea or Barca

# ¿ Jun 9, 2014 18:13

R. Mute: Jul 27, 2011

John Oliver is like Jon Stewart but his tired repertoire of boring and unfunny comedic clich�s also includes the fact that he's a Foreigner in America, so he's got that going for him.

# ¿ Jun 11, 2014 19:32

R. Mute: Jul 27, 2011

Since when do we call it 'flopping'?

# ¿ Jun 27, 2014 19:34

R. Mute: Jul 27, 2011

Drogadon posted:

lmao

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_spot/2014/07/03/world_cup_player_introductions_a_deep_analysis_of_how_soccer_players_fold.html

mods change my username to this

# ¿ Jul 3, 2014 22:10

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stickyfngrdboy posted:

oh my god yes

# ¿ Jul 8, 2014 17:19

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