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astrollinthepork posted:
I've got the biggest soft spot/hard-on for s2000s and I still can't get past this poo poo.
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2012 10:00 |
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# ¿ May 1, 2024 04:15 |
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Pretty much everything that is wrong with hellaflush. Wrong-threaders go gently caress yourselves. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTGR6IAYQAc
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2012 07:40 |
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Steve French posted:I really want to put a watermelon or pumpkin in that tail pipe You'd have to go bigger -- look at that loving thing. I can't even think of a spherical object that would stuff it. I'm strangely OK with this freak of a truck. My #1 gripe about trucks is, I usually can't see past them at all. The suspension is set up in such a way that I can actually see through it. I'm also OK with the exhaust pointing directly down into my driver's side window, should I pass him on his right. Not a chance in hell there's any back pressure, so I wouldn't be the least bit worried. Gonna go ahead and throw the "wrong thread" card at this point. enojy fucked around with this message at 04:38 on Oct 25, 2012 |
# ¿ Oct 25, 2012 04:36 |
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Leave it to someone in Oregon with a "swag" custom plate to make one of the sexiest cars of this decade look like poo poo.
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2012 08:29 |
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some texas redneck posted:Several years ago I saw a deer running along the side of the road. I stopped, fully expecting it to run out in front of me. This makes me think of those videos floating around of down-on-their-luck pedestrians trying to commit insurance fraud by jumping in front of slowly moving cars, and just rolling off of the hood.
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2012 21:11 |
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All he really needs is a tall, neon green "M" tearing rear end out of the hood, then his defense can be "I WON this car! I didn't pick the colors!" And if that is a carbon fiber hood as it appears to be, I really don't know what the gently caress. That thing's gotta be pushing over 2 tons. Why bother? enojy fucked around with this message at 17:46 on Nov 19, 2012 |
# ¿ Nov 19, 2012 17:43 |
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Beach Bum posted:Let's go back to doing something less gay like discussing studs and nuts :iamafag: YEAHHHHHHHH I've lived in a big city for a little over a year now, and since then, I've actually seen worse (better?) hellafrush fitments than this... but this is definitely a first. Skip to a minute in. Then, skip to 0:54 to get an idea of what riding in this car sounds like. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFKvk63Obec I wonder if having your oil pan scrape away into the night is going to kill the hellaflush fad, like the sparkling brake pads killed rollerblades back in the 90s. enojy fucked around with this message at 19:02 on Nov 21, 2012 |
# ¿ Nov 21, 2012 18:59 |
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DropShadow posted:The roof lights take it from bad to awesome. He's trolling ricers. Ricers, as well as "extreme" pick-up trucks (i.e. massive suspension lift kits, stacks, etc.) I love this car.
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2012 03:02 |
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Four spaces: 666? No idea.
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2012 03:02 |
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GutBomb posted:People steal wheels off SIs to sell. The buyers put them on lower models with fake badges to sell a regular civic as an SI. And the funny/ironic part is, the average buyer would be none the wiser that it's a base model! Source(s): Si owner
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2012 09:16 |
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The new Corvette pictures are out... is it still terrible-car-stuff thread worthy? I still hate the rear end in the same way I still hate the new(ish) Camaro rear end. Black roof is unnecessary. The profile view is pretty sexy. http://www.topspeed.com/cars/chevrolet/2014-corvette-stingray-ar143810.html
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2013 19:59 |
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Root Bear posted:
So... you're saying you were inside of this car. HAH!
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2013 05:05 |
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FIRST TIME posted:It kind of pains me to put this in this thread because this guy is way more talented than I'll ever be and this is probably the best something like this could ever turn out but the thought of putting this next to a real Countach and how they'd compare led me to put it in the terrible car thread. NO WAY. I'm screaming "WRRRRONG THREADDDD!!!" like Goku going SSJ for the first time right now.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2013 08:39 |
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Throatwarbler posted:For those reading at home who haven't been keepin it real with GM's model lineup, just a reminder that this isn't some crazy aftermarket thing, it was an actual factory special edition truck. Reminds me of this. My girlfriend and I saw one in passing a few weeks ago, and we both had the same question -- why would you advertise a car movie on your own personal car? (Of course, it had a "FAST5" vanity plate to go with all the badging.) Told a friend about it, and he provided the link. Edit: Oh wow, this is the exact car we saw. Seems to be one of four made for a sweepstakes. A little tacky or not, good for them for winning one! enojy fucked around with this message at 06:48 on Mar 7, 2013 |
# ¿ Mar 7, 2013 06:44 |
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Neptr posted:Okay, I've seen this in the hellaflush thread too. What is this about, why are the kids doing it? While the "Sunoco fender" is quite likely just an unpainted replacement fender, the hellaflush kids typically do this to perfect condition body parts. The most common I've seen (I admittedly used to spend some time on an unnamed import forum) is front lips & bumpers, and it's always stickers from the hellaflush trifecta: Illest, Canibeat, and... gently caress I don't know, who cares.
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2013 02:24 |
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Fatty_McLumpkin posted:had to drive behind this poo poo this morning. Nut Dipper One?
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2013 19:46 |
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Saw a Hyundai Accent with a carbon fiber hood at school today. Do you really need a picture? Because I didn't take one. Although I must admit, that little fishbowl of a car would make for a hilarious(ly good) shell of a sleeper.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2013 03:18 |
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Thread over.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2013 08:31 |
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atomicthumbs posted:I took this photo of either the most or least self-aware Volkswagen in the Safeway parking lot. Click for a better look at the stickers, the "ubercool" license plate, and the lovely "fog lights" that look like track lighting fixtures. Wrong thread -- gotta be trollin'. TWO shoshinsha decals on a German car? Come on, buddy. That ain't no Honda.
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# ¿ May 9, 2013 02:37 |
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Bulk Vanderhuge posted:Speaking of lovely stickers: Anyone who appreciates this decal is like a vagina
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# ¿ May 9, 2013 20:32 |
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Octopus Magic posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiaqkRdc8B8 "I've built it USDM style." Proper translation: "I 21st-century-riced this poo poo the gently caress out."
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# ¿ May 16, 2013 02:22 |
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Shifty Pony posted:Does this count as awful? For whatever reason I am I've hated the diagonal scenester stickers for so long that I don't even care anymore. I might even get some myself.
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# ¿ May 19, 2013 06:10 |
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Aurune posted:Flares? WTF is up with those hood scoops?! I mean if it were a top-mount intercooler I guess I'd understand -- a scoop for the intercooler and a scoop for the possible location of the intake filter. What kind of stupid car gathering/show is this? Why are the Sunfires there? enojy fucked around with this message at 08:16 on May 27, 2013 |
# ¿ May 27, 2013 08:13 |
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I'm racking my brain trying to figure out why this is terrible. This is probably a Fiero, isn't it.
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# ¿ May 28, 2013 10:16 |
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I screwed up as a younger driver and didn't yield (in the left turn lane) to a Ford Explorer in my 1990 Civic hatchback. Got T-boned, but at least I didn't get a shattered windshield like the rest of you suckers! Replacing a windshield is so expensive, too.
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2013 21:51 |
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You Am I posted:You were joking, right? He was confusing her with Miley Ray Cyrus, who wrote the song "Smells Like Teen Spirit" 22 years ago.
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2013 08:06 |
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Krizematik posted:We get some pretty neat stuff up in North Pole / Fairbanks Alaska I kinda think I want to live in North Pole / Fairbanks Alaska. Pulling up behind something like this at a light is enough to turn a bad day upside down.
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2013 19:37 |
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Citycop posted:
Just made the connection that backfiring will send... sparkles out of the stars. Coolest automotive thing I've seen this year.
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2013 14:27 |
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Linedance posted:judging by the fact that the other cars in the front spaces managed to park the back half of the car hanging over the line, I'm guessing probably a long-box pickup or something was parked in the space in front of the Bentley initially. Or he's just bad at parking like the rest of them. God, I hope so. I refuse to believe that even the dumbest Bentley owner opts to park half of their car in the lane in an attempt to avoid a potential ~3 MPH frontal bump from fellow retarded parkers.
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2013 22:57 |
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Powershift posted:There was a guy who took a set and turned them into 3 piece wheels. I knew this had to have been done the moment I saw the first image. I was thinking to myself, "if I had a WHOLE LOT of expendable income, and they looked a little bit more finished, I'd probably buy and mount a set of these just for the hell of it."
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2013 00:07 |
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Deathreaper posted:From the FT86 forums I present to you the tribal FRS: I've seen this before, and I'm praying to Jesus that it's because of this thread and not my own web surfing habits. My cat literally just daintily pressed the "Esc" key as we looked at this (ALT-F4 is a little too advanced for her, but it's the thought that counts.) You know what they say, though; if it floats this guy's boat, etc. The engine bay looks like it's probably not TOO terrible, barring the giant SCION on the underside of the hood. The fact that it's a Scion isn't what makes people give a poo poo about this car, buddy. enojy fucked around with this message at 13:31 on Oct 22, 2013 |
# ¿ Oct 22, 2013 13:27 |
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Ygolonac posted:Found elsewhere... I'll give him this, that weird claw and chains would be way cooler to stare at on the highway rather than a boring old tailgate.
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2013 07:29 |
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tobu posted:Look at this dudes insane parking skills: I've seen this before, but god drat, I never noticed that he flew out of the sunroof as opposed to the window. That makes it ten times funnier for some reason.
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2013 07:05 |
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Powershift posted:That's not the best part. If I just glance, I get fooled every time. It really reminds me of how smart phone manufacturers are making "minis" of their flagship models lately. Just noticed the radio antenna front and center on the roof. The gently caress is that.
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2013 20:24 |
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Delivery McGee posted:My driver's ed teacher told a story of a past student, back in the days before automatic transmissions had safeties built in, who had a stuck throttle or something that required shifting into neutral while at highway speed. The student missed N and went all the way to P. But hey, it stopped the car! I did this once as a teenager in my mom's car. A bumble bee flew into the open window directly into my face at about 35 MPH. My immediate panicking response was to pull over, but to first put the car in park. It was the coolest sound I've ever heard a car make. It was also a Honda so it was aight
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2013 11:58 |
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echoplex posted:I want that Corvette to exist if only to see what would happen if you floored it from a standstill.
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2013 05:17 |
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Phy posted:One of these days I'd like to meet the feller who managed to pre-house his seamy side volitation. Yeah wrong thread and all that, but this is, by far, the worst Engrish I've ever seen. I can't make sense of a single thing in this image.
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2014 14:42 |
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FogHelmut posted:I just washed this the day before. I don't know, maybe I'm impressed? Both sides of the car. I don't know what kind of massive bird diarrhea this is, but it happened to my neighbor's car about a year ago. This would just ruin my day. I get a kick out of a single quarter-sized dooklet right after washing, but this? This is more than a 15-second Quikwax wipe.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2014 14:51 |
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Delivery McGee posted:My local one: I'm pretty sure there's a 10-minute video compilation floating around of trucks & buses castrating themselves on this exact overpass. Oh, nevermind, this is the video I was thinking of. The Rocky theme makes it better, not worse. vvvvv The existence of this website just made my day. enojy fucked around with this message at 20:11 on Apr 23, 2014 |
# ¿ Apr 23, 2014 20:08 |
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# ¿ May 1, 2024 04:15 |
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shoopeach posted:This is how I picked up my STI in 2008..can you guess which dealership? There's gotta be over a thousand Subaru dealerships across the US & Canada, man. You gotta give us some sort of hint...
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# ¿ May 1, 2014 20:56 |