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FredMSloniker posted:I think the implication is that the bombs were in the handhelds already, but the pushed update activated them. Which is still stupid, but physically possible. Or, more likely, that a bit of explosive was put in game cartridges, with a detonator activated by downloading that update. So the update downloads, activates the little bit of C4, and handhelds across Gotham explode. Pretty hosed up, and it looks like Harley knows that.
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I love how completely and perfectly Mr. Malleable encapsulates the Fantastic Four.
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LordSaturn posted:Yeah, someone post the pages from Ghost Rider where his arm-demons won't even let him eat breakfast. I really, really want to see this.
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Jul 2, 2014 19:20
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Holy poo poo, that is simultaneously hilarious and hosed up.
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Jul 3, 2014 03:30
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Rhyno posted:Yeah the mutant Mellencamp (they were officially out of names). Please tell me this guy's mutant power is cougar-related.
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Jul 3, 2014 03:54
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There needs to be a regular Batman villian called Lord Death Man.
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Jul 6, 2014 01:20
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It looks like they did trace somebody, they just got the wrong person, and instead of Stephen Amell they accidentally traced a Muppet.
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Jul 8, 2014 05:31
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Ignite Memories posted:Which reminds me, how has cyclops not solved the world's energy problems with his INFINITE KINETIC ENERGY thing? Surely you could just have him stare at some kind of turbine all day? Honestly, with Reed Richards, Tony Stark, Peter Parker, and all the other super smart superheroes running around, who says the Marvel universe has energy problems? poo poo, doesn't Tony provide most of the world's power already with Arc Reactors?
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Jul 16, 2014 02:49
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Say Nothing posted:Best super-hero origin ever! Are you sure about that? 
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Jul 18, 2014 02:34
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You're thinking of Six Pack
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Jul 28, 2014 08:46
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Endless Mike posted:Now post the panel where Kyle Raynor says he was drugged and kept hearing "Bueno..." over and over. Only because you asked nicely.  But yeah, the whole "joke" of Section 8 was that they were all terrible, terrible people who thought of themselves as superheroes. An Alcoholic, a Traitor, a Sex Offender, and several other varieties of hosed-up trying to fight crime. And then at the end all of the mostly-terrible people die, the most hosed-up one of all lives on, and the sad one ends up saving the world and being vindicated. It's... it sure is something.
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Jul 28, 2014 22:09
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Oh my god, "I have a duty to tenaciously follow them around, posting spooky pictures and other things until they finally delete their account" is just... It's the perfect thing to say, ever!
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Aug 13, 2014 05:08
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Is that Moon Knight's cab?
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Aug 19, 2014 21:25
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Dr. Doom is the best comic book character of all time.
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Aug 20, 2014 16:52
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So, uh, what is happening in that last panel? Did X-23 just repeat back everything the principal said to them? Why?
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Sep 1, 2014 01:59
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That dog has a mustache.
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Sep 8, 2014 04:47
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There's no Mexico like Snow Mexico!
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Sep 11, 2014 15:51
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I don't understand how people are conflating video game jargon and memes. Is there a lolcat with "soak a 20 foot drop" as a punchline? Sure, it's nerdy, but since the specific thing people seem to get pissy about is "Ms. Marvel said a meme! gently caress!" I don't really see how this panel fits.
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Sep 17, 2014 03:53
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Chaos Hippy posted:You'd think Forbes could afford more. I'm thinking Tony insisted on the crop top. "I built a company worth trillions of dollars, and all I got was this stupid T-shirt."
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Sep 30, 2014 06:41
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Someone, probably the colorist, has given the wrong character the word balloon.
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Oct 4, 2014 08:14
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I was making a quip referring to the debacle with Injustice one and the way the colorist hosed everything up
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Oct 4, 2014 08:35
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redbackground posted:-drat- Ok, wow, that one is pretty drat good.
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Oct 9, 2014 05:08
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mr.capps posted:So very true. Why does it have to be either/or? Who says he can't do both? 
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Oct 13, 2014 01:42
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Batman put plans in place against the entire Justice League. That includes himself. And now, he's out for revenge.
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Oct 24, 2014 05:09
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His blasts come out of the gem at the center of the circlet on his forehead. He can't hit something that's on his nose.
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Oct 25, 2014 20:35
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Zereth posted:He'll just find a way to blame Superman for that too. Unfortunately, this time he only has his own hubris to blame. 
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Nov 12, 2014 15:39
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I love how Doom is rolling his eyes there. I like to imagine he's putting on his biggest, most sarcastic voice, and doing as terrible a job of selling it as he can.
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Dec 5, 2014 08:33
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Magneto's hidden, secondary power. The Brown Noise.
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Dec 7, 2014 09:23
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TwoPair posted:Seriously, Jimmy works on nearly the top floor with Lois and Clark and the rest of the Planet staff, doesn't he? Superman must've tore through like 50 floors. I like to imagine Jimmy, tired of constantly dealing with Superman's poo poo, decides to take some alone time. Just head on down to the basement, and not have to worry about whatever hosed-up thing Supes has going on today. Then Superman blows through the floor, and is also a lion.
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Well, to be fair, most people do poo poo themselves when Black Bolt speaks.
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Greetings, Marth. Doom hears that you are interested in starting a band? Doom shall pay you a princely sum to compose the national theme of Latveria. Doom's only condition is that it include the words "Reed Richards is a horse's rear end."
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