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Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

MaxxBot posted:

What the gently caress does "nerd" and "hipster" even mean in this context? Half of the people on this list probably couldn't even tell you what a differential equation is, it's just a list of prominent liberal pundits. What do you even call someone who's good with science, math, and computers now days?

I think it's a good comparison actually. The hipster hate is a pretty good analog for the conservative "volvo driving latte sipping liberal" trope. Validity aside, it's useful to see how those cultural traits are seen from the other side.

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Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Dr.Zeppelin posted:

collectively fund the R&D

Whoa settle down there Mr. Engels. Collectivism?

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Radbot posted:

Google's never charged me taxes or put me in jail, Google for President.

In the seo business, getting your listing removed for gaming the search algorithm is referred to as "google jail." The process of appeal is notoriously opaque.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

quote:

the suicide rate among transgendered people who had reassignment surgery is 20 times higher than the suicide rate among non-transgender people.

It's almost as if there are strong negative cultural pressures on people who don't fit gender norms.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

So my Facebook has been blowing up about the IRS scandal and the missing emails finally being recovered.

http://m.washingtonexaminer.com/30000-missing-emails-from-irs-lerner-recovered/article/2556522

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

BiggerBoat posted:

Forgetting all that for a second, what's so loving slutty and unbecoming about dressing like this?:



Looks like a couple of nice kids to me. Elizabeth Lauten made it seem like they were dressed like Snooki Miley Cyrus for crying out loud.

Maybe I'm getting old, but shorts and boots don't seem to be an appropriate outfit for this occasion.

*shakes cane at sky*

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Ninjasaurus posted:

There's nothing inappropriate about her outfit and they were standing there while their dad was pardoning turkeys so I'm surprised they weren't just muttering "gently caress this" under their breath.

They're standing in the white house as part of the ceremony. Something more conservative is in order.

BiggerBoat posted:

Wow. For a porn star you sure are pretty uptight.

...right?

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

BiggerBoat posted:

I'm still not sure what you're on about but have at it. Post an image that reflects what they should have worn. Then post yourself dressed for a job interview.

Not they, just the younger one. As for a picture, you got one right there. One is dressed appropriately for a white house event, one isnt.

Doesn't have to be about slut shaming or burkas.



There you go.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

PupsOfWar posted:

one day there will be a supercarrier or a railgun cruiser called the U.S.S. Barack Hussein Obama and there is nothing conservatives will be able to do about it.

I wonder how much turmoil there was when the Cesar Chavez was commissioned

I wonder about that honestly. There's been a ship named after every recent president minus Nixon and lbj. Obama never served and is a democrat, so not really seeing it happen.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Gravel Gravy posted:

He sure did: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/afghanistan/1365910/Gun-toting-Geraldo-under-fire-for-the-story-that-never-was.html

Kicker is he wasn't even near the area that he was talking about nor was it the same day. At least Williams can say he was there kinda.

Granted shouting and pointing out that "they do it too" doesn't excuse Williams that much.

Being on the same level as Geraldo isn't a great battle cry. Can't we just like Williams for being white as hell and having a hot daughter?

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

skaboomizzy posted:

The female hostage killed by ISIS is not very popular in some media circles. Who wants to guess why?

Black boyfriend? Used contraception? Held an opinion at some point?

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Mister Macys posted:

We use the word "slow" :airquote: now. :colbert:

The halon slowed the fire's spread."

The "slows" got on the short bus for the trip to the zoo.

Am I doing this right?

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Radish posted:

Conservatives absolutely love the government when it is helping them and only them. It's when money goes to people they don't like that they start claiming to be against it. Look at states controlled by the GOP and you'll see all kinds of government over-reach, huge spending backed by fees which paid by the poor, and laws that are intrusive into private lives. The anti-government mantra is just a cover; it makes them look like Serious People since government (run by them) are so incompetent that clearly hating public workers is the responsible and adult position.

Remember the Dixiecrats. The New Deal was fine so long as it was excluding black people.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

icantfindaname posted:

The 2nd amendment was a compromise position between having a 100% federally controlled military and a 100% states-controlled one, because slave states were paranoid that the leftie liberals in the federal government were going to use the military to take their slaves away

Well i guess their fears weren't unfounded.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

I wonder who won the $10,000

Also, goddamn son.

:boom:

Proust Malone fucked around with this message at 21:53 on May 4, 2015

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

A Fancy 400 lbs posted:

Yes they were, the federal government was even enforcing the ownership of slaves in free states by gun point until the loving morons in the Confederacy decided to secede and attack Fort Sumter.

Didn't say they didn't bring the end upon themselves, but at that end emancipation came at gunpoint. At least until the end of reconstruction anyway.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:



You'll shoot your eye out(please do)

I'm genuinely curious to see what kind of grouping he could get with a 357 with a barrel that short.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Thump! posted:

The only science he'll ever agree with is the science that supports the worldview of his listeners. It's that simple really.

It's this and classic FUD. See there was *this* explanation before, now *this* explanation now! These science guys clearly can't get their story straight. We should stick with the pr from Phillip Morris which has always said smoking is good for us.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

BarbarianElephant posted:

Black Americans are pretty subjugated right now. Perhaps they should all be armed and encouraged to defend their communities from outside oppressors? If Trayvon Martin had had a gun, perhaps he'd have been alive right now....

I like to remind people that this is exactly what the black panthers were founded to do. They did armed community watch, of the streets and of the police.

Guess how that went?

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Tesseraction posted:

I... is that a weed fedora?

It's a fisherman bucket hat.

That was an ad? What for? Duffel blog?

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

You can remind them that up until relatively recently, the UC system was tuition free for residents.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Aesop Poprock posted:

Conservatives are really bad at any kind of attempt at tongue in cheek humor. Or humor in general. Or entertainment

Or policy

quote:

In a March 1960 unsigned editorial, National Review declared, "We offer the following on the crisis in the Senate and the South: In the Deep South the Negroes are, by comparison with the Whites, retarded" ('unadvanced' the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People might put it) ... Leadership in the South, then quite properly rests in White hands. Upon the White population this fact imposes moral obligations of paternalism, patience, protection, devotion, and sacrifice." The editorial added that "the attempt to hand over to the Negro the raw political power with which to alter it is hardly a solution. It is a call to upheaval, which ensues when reality and unbridled abstractions meet head-on."

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Phone posted:

.

I took a class that was just about the Vietnam War. I think that the fact that we weren't giving hand breezys to McNamara would be considered treasonous to half of the country.

My textbook for AP US history was Zinn. :ussr:

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

OxySnake posted:

Also for those who don't know Sports Journalism is god drat awful. Like 90+% just terrible.

I stick mostly to baseball, but I really enjoy print sports journalism. There's a lot of depth and the best guy have been covering it for years and are really knowledgable about something I care about. Some of them are really funny too. Bonus points in that some of them are active in Twitter and engage with their readers.

Can't say as a whole of sports journalism, but that little corner is awesome.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

ToxicSlurpee posted:

The funniest thing about the :siren: AMERICAN CRAFTSMANSHIP BUY AMERICAN EVERYTHING :siren: is that America doesn't make much stuff these days, not directly anyway, and a lot of what American companies make is just downright inferior to foreign companies. American trucks are OK but American cars actually suck. Our guns are mediocre at best.

That and thanks to the world shrinking due to technology it's drat near impossible to buy something that didn't involve some other country's labor at some point. It's a global economy now and nothing short of a major catastrophe is going to change that.

It's hard to say what's American and what's foreign anymore. Is a car company American when it's owned by European conglomerate and assembled in Mexico?

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

Republican dudes are legitimately scared that Trump is going to tank the "conservative" brand and poison it for a generation if he wins the nomination and/or the presidency.

The guy who used 9/11 to invade the wrong loving country didn't tank the conservative brand. Why would this?

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

It's time to resurrect Sherman for another ride through the south and kickstart reconstruction 2.0

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Yeah there's a huge market for "X but conservative!" services now thanks to how badly they want to isolate themselves. Same with "X but Christian!" There's a "faith-based" investment and financial services thing in these parts that advertises itself as such on its hideous, bright light-up sign in its really fancy building. While ignoring what Jesus had to say about such things. Well, ignoring the electric bling sign, anyway.

I want so much for the logo to be a camel and a needle.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

az posted:

And it looks something like this :gooncamp:

Which is also why we don't meet irl anymore.

You'd think that with how the demographic skews older now it'd be a little less angsty than before.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Keeshhound posted:

It's not a universal thing; some jews think of Jesus as a great teacher, and a small minority are messianic jews who believe in Jesus' divinity, but maintain Jewish traditions.

The more common interpretation is that he was either delusional or a huckster.

My favorite theory is that he was a creation of Roman propaganda after the Jewish rebellion was out down. Oh yeah? Not only did we conquer you but that savior guy you been waiting for? We crucified his rear end.

So go be meek and turn he other cheek and render unto Caesar and poo poo.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

ErIog posted:

Throw in with the Soviet Union back before most of the people who complain about it were alive. Most can't explain what the purpose of the embargo was. As far as they're concerned it was punitive and working as intended. A subset is also terrified that Obama's gambit is going to work, and Dems are going to get foreign policy cred before the GOP could.

My freshman college roommate was the son of somebody high up in the Bautista regime. He spent a lot of the time we spent together talking about how great it was going to be when his family reclaimed all the property Castro had stolen from them. Dunno how popular that sentiment was in general among the second and third generations of Americans born from expats from the revolution, but was sure strong with him.

So yeah beyond ideology there's the matter of nationalized private property.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Epic High Five posted:

It's a double edged sword

As soon as we embrace the full wonderfulness of ME cuisine, you'll have to deal with things like Baklava Milkshakes and of course a huge spike in diabetes

Come to butt head...

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

STAC Goat posted:

God drat, The Blaze is insane. Ever since i discovered it on my cable lineup every time I've turned it on its been pure unfiltered crazy. I flipped it on today for a second and sure enough Dana Loesch was interviewing Frank Gaffney about how the Muslims were setting up Sharia Law "no go" towns in America in the concentrated plot to takeover the West. And somehow this had something to do with Trump and Nationalism but the two of them couldn't seem to work that part out. Frank was actually pro-nationalism.


I order/cook chicken tenders from time to time for games. Its acceptable bar/game food, IMO. I occasionally buy nuggets out of laziness but I almost always hate myself afterwards. I assume we're talking more about the sort of people who go into a restaurant and order off the kid's menu because the rest of the menu is so scary and unfamiliar? Or the people who are scared of sauces and dips and strange spices and just insist on eating the same cycle of 6 dishes all the time? Because, yeah, those people are weird and a massive pain in the rear end to cook for.

Tenders from Popeyes are legit and in no way reflect the bad rep boneless fried chicken gets from the McNugget.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Wooten posted:

The second ammendment has nothing to do with hunting, it's about defense against tyranny and foreign invaders. Tying gun ownership to hunting makes no sense.

Or putting down slave revolts and defending against native Americans on the frontier.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

FuzzySkinner posted:

http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2016/06/16/your_host_helps_a_millennial_grappling_with_name_calling_and_militant_islam


Look at this wall of awfulness.


e: Also, Holy hell the image macros used in this article look like something that would come up on a piece of satire on the SA front page

"GENERATION WUSS" is one of them.

D&D > Right Wing Media: In Many Cases, Opinion Can be Fact if it's the Right Opinion.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

citybeatnik posted:

Hell, i'd kiss a dude for a free gun.

Maybe he wasn't talking about his "rifle" but rather his "gun."

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Jurgan posted:

We used it as a supplementary source in A.P. U.S. History. We still used the textbook, but he'd have us read chapters from People's History as well.


George Soros, I assume. Pretty sure he's in charge of the liberal giveaways.

We used zinn as our only "book." The rest was handouts and independent research stuff.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

BiggerBoat posted:

At this stage of the game in this election, which resembles a 42-3 halftime football score that the announcers are still trying to make seem interesting, the ONLY card remaining in the RMW's deck seems to be "media bias". That's about all I hear on RW news and read on other message boards.

The only way this could get better is if Tim Kain holds a backboard behind Trump's head so Hillary can dunk on him.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Shbobdb posted:

How are we defining "middle class" here? The show starts with Rosanne working in a factory and Dan working in construction. It's certainly blue-collar but jobs like "factory" and "construction" are what built the American middle class in the post-WWII period.

Middle class has long been a whistle for white workers. We can't say labor or workers because that sounds too much like those drat commies. And we're all about excluding black people. So white workers is what we're left with.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Chantilly Say posted:

Where are we putting the bar between lower class (or working class, if you prefer) and middle class?

It's an artificial construct to make white workers feel better about themselves. Do you work for a living? You're working class. Do you support yourself through investment income or income derived from other property owned? You're in the capitalist class. Upper/middle/lower are imaginary.

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Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

fishmech posted:

Upper/middle/lower are no ore imaginary than your definitions of working and capitalist class.

It's a functional definition based on the source of income. Dunno what more you want.

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