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Syrian Lannister posted:This would be perfect if High Speed Dirt was playing http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=h...Ayarkhaan+Enemy
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:every time i think im gonna wake up back in the barracks I have a recurring nightmare where I wake up on a base in Afghanistan and no one believes me when I say I've already gotten out and I'm a civilian.
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a large part of marine corp bootcamp is storytime with your DI where you learn how fukken badass marines are
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May 30, 2016 17:50
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marines didn't have the best kdr on iwo jima but we've been trying to pad our stats there ever since
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May 30, 2016 23:01
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yeah im dumb and got the wrong island
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chemosh6969 posted:I would have traded it for the ability to buy things off the internet. Shopping on base was like having only one store in your town and that store is Ross Dress For Less. It's run by high school dropouts, the equivalent of your typical dependent. actually thats probably how it would happen on base because everyone is loving retarded.
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I don't see the problem with a West Point officer aiming a gun at themselves
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Jun 14, 2016 22:30
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In middle school there was a substitute teacher who was either a ww2 or korean war vet. All he did was tell war stories when he subbed. One story I remember is he had just had a cpr class and was bored so they found a drunk guy in the ditch and decided to practice on him and ended up breaking the guys ribs
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lightpole posted:I've been told that's common anyways during CPR, especially with older people? yeah but the guy didn't need it he was just drunk
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Redeye Flight posted:Yo, crossposting from the Current Events thread, have some Marine idiots: Whats the most he can get charged with?
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a lot of people here will say don't do it but honestly being in the military was the best possible thing that happened to me. You'll grow a lot as a person. I say go for it.
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We need someone from ISIS to post here I'd love to hear their stories of idiots.
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I could see obama getting Marine One to take him hunting pokemon
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Jul 9, 2016 17:32
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can someone link the abu hajaar video again
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Aug 6, 2016 03:06
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Mustang posted:Us OCS bros had to go through basic He went to jail right?
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not caring here posted:I hope his medical issue is "I gotta get tanked to not die" because he was arrested for 4 counts of vehicular manslaughter and DUI. wow rude how about the fact that he was enlisted?
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Oct 17, 2016 16:17
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what i f we put a treadmill on the asteroid
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Oct 21, 2016 18:08
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if we blew up an asteroid into pieces wouldn't a large portion of the pieces get knocked out of intercept path with the earth?
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Oct 21, 2016 19:26
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bulletsponge13 posted:Digging burger chat, but fried egg on a burger ruins it. It is like biting into a cyst. Fried eggs are gross, and even worse on a good cheeseburger. fried eggs are really good if cooked the right way. They need to be thick enough that they don't get those weird super thin tendrils that taste like decade old rice paper. The key is nice and thick (relatively) egg whites and slightly runny yoke that has almost a pudding consistency instead of water.
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Oct 28, 2016 07:19
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Memento posted:I know I'm a weirdo because I like fried eggs flipped over and cooked all the way through but not liking eggs at all is just plain wrong. I used to do this until I learned to cook them the proper way recently. If anyone else here doesn't like eggs its probably because someone has been cooking them wrong.
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I have really hosed up dreams and have woken up from nightmares fully prepared to kill people before. I would never trust myself on anything like ambien because I'm terrified I'd severely hurt someone.
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Oct 29, 2016 23:16
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its loving weed butter
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Oct 30, 2016 01:57
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I listen to audiobooks of books I've read before.
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Oct 30, 2016 03:06
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Jesus loving christ dudes dont take ambien and 12-14 benadryl
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Oct 30, 2016 08:27
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thetechnoloser posted:I used to have a guy with me who's wife was a 'Christian Scientist' AKA they don't believe in the strange witch doctor magic that is modern medicine. I always had to make sure when his kid was sick that he snuck them behind the spouse's back for the kid's benefit. I shudder to think what would have happened had the kid died. Knocking up a crazy person was my biggest fear and I can't imagine trying to be a father to a child who's mother was any sort of anti intellectual.
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Nov 2, 2016 22:51
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Staple the award to your boots then fling them over the power lines on your way out.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Lying is what will really gently caress you in the military. If you gently caress up and cop to it then fine you get your punishment and that's the end. If you lie your life is going to go to poo poo sooner or later. wrong: I spent easter in a drunk tank and command never found out about it or my legal problems
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Gravity Falls is a really good cartoon. Kristen Schaal is perfect in her role.
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Duzzy Funlop posted:They're also idiot-proof and insanely accurate when the red dot scope is properly calibrated. losing zero if they fall over isn't idiot proof though unless they're built like the m14 it should be an easy fix (get a better optic) PookBear fucked around with this message at 07:14 on Mar 13, 2017 |
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I will never understand why people huff poo poo when they could just smoke weed
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CHICKEN SHOES posted:enlist as infantry!!!!!!!!!!
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May 2, 2017 03:10
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Stultus Maximus posted:I was in Sang Bang, Dang Gong, all over the place. Lots of places. I read this in charlie murphy's voice from his character in the boondocks
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Do they actually fit you and what exactly did you do in them to cause blisters all over. Also were you wearing socks? I mean I don't really know what to say. I have never had a problem with blisters but I also wore wool socks and made sure my boots fit me properly.
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May 8, 2017 14:08
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"ambien fueled retard flailing" describes most of elsa's posting. If he isn't talking about drawing hentai take what he says with a bag of salt you sprinkle on your driveway If you don't believe me just search MMO HMO subforum for the phrase "ambien"
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May 9, 2017 09:47
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that image reminds me of every FPS game that allows you to carry around two main weapons and a pistol like the they went into their loadout screen and one dude decided to double up on sniper rifles so he had extra sniper ammo and the other dude was like uhh I dunno saw and shotgun lol
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Jun 11, 2017 10:54
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that guy is a loving moron and I hope he loses his commission
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Sep 27, 2017 20:04
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if it wasn't for the factg that he was prior enlisted I might think this was a masterstroke by a dude that wanted a free degree but didn't want to actually serve.
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Icon Of Sin posted:
I mean its pretty clearly a response to robotripping but its also a perfect example of everything wrong with the military
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I have so many questions, but the answer is the same: lol marines
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I LICK APE PUSSY posted:The Bad With Money thread found a guy on Reddit suggesting people join the military to financially reset their lives: it worked for remedial
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