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gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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Steam AttorneyGeneralGoku : CS:GO, Chivalry, Shogun Total War, a bunch of Paradox games.
PSN LeeAnimal21: SOMEONE PLAY WITH ME!

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gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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I remember when three grand for a gaming PC wasn't even really that eye brow raising. It was still near the highest you could pay but not that crazy.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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Godholio posted:

:lol: That used to be the price for a normal computer.

Remember back when Gateway, HP, Compaq etc did those all in one home computer box sets? You'd go to Comp USA (lol) and your dad would buy this MASSIVE box that had a Pentium 3 Computer, CRT monitor, printer, scanner, keyboard etc for like $4,000. Then your dad would smugly tell everyone how fast word opens. Meanwhile you spend a week uninstalling like 3 gigs of bloatware, and then open the PC to find out you can not physically fit a graphics card in and there is one RAM slot.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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Love the GiP steam group picture.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Anybody else play Metal Gear Rising? The demo was pretty neat so I ordered a copy.

It's fun as hell.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Demo boss was annoying enough. gently caress you, SKYNET dog. I'm going to shove that chainsaw thingy up your rear end.

He's like the first real boss, and he's way harder than the next one. Third boss is a bastard.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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YOUR FRIEND BOB MCBRO HAS ASKED FOR ASSISTANCE WITH HIGHWAY FUNDING! ONE LIKE= ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS! DONT IGNORE! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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They already got rid of her GGs what else do they want?

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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Godholio posted:

Seeing Conan play that game was hilarious...he kept commenting on her rear end and about poo poo himself when he got impaled on that thing.

That video was funny as poo poo, but god drat that was brutal. I was not at all expecting it to be so violent.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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Seriously I think Laura reminds someone of their ex.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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The camera is completely terrible. The game would be a 10/10 for me otherwise.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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holocaust bloopers posted:

Tomb Raider tomorrow y'all!!


poo poo really? May grab it.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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What the gently caress kind of child complains about video games being too violent? It's an M rated game.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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bradass87 posted:

wait, is games getting to be social justice warrior infested as well? when did that happen.

must just be the gay games I dont read the threads of or something

:smug:

Games has gotten better recently but it was bad a while ago. They've wanted gender sliders in games and had whole TERRIBLE threads about social justice and feminism in games.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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Double post.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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holocaust bloopers posted:

No joke. They're very not into anything that doesn't further a story or whatever. Like a game can't be a game.

This doesn't beat out my favorite current one where someone got all upset about hunting endangered animals in Far Cry 3.

The Far Cry 3 thread was bad for a while.
"Woh this game is fun! You can hunt animals, be stealthy, go loud, hunt artifacts, it rules! "

THIS GAME SUCKS ITS A RACIST DISPLAY! OF COURSE THE HERO IS WHITE, THE DEVELOPERS THINK MINOROTIES ARE TOO DUMB AND WEAK!

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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Love this.

Also lol if you read the games thread for it people call people nerds for not thinking the violence is bad.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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Fallom posted:

What's the Straight Dope on SimCity? I never played the older games much and temporary login issues do not concern me.

My friends say it sucks fat dick. You have to login and the server suck, the cities are small, you can't bring disasters upon them, and you're super limited.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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Argh the thermal paste I put on my PS3 was apparently only a temporary fix. Gamestop wants $209 for a used one, kiss my rear end.

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Aug 16, 2005

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Defleshed posted:

Cant you go buy one at one of the twenty-seven local pawn shops or are you not on active duty anymore?

Honkey I've been off active for over two years. I will look at a pawnshop though.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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genderstomper58 posted:

what is the point of that its so loving stupid i mean this is supposed to be a milsim sperg game right why cant you aim down the sight :|

It's an alpha brah

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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genderstomper58 posted:

im pretty sure arma II was the same way though (dunno never played) so it might be a """"""feature"""""" is what im sayin

Now that I think about it, default "look down sight" may have been some convoluted awkward button press in Arma II. So yes there was a zoom in, aim, and zoom+aim. Lol

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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It's fun but you need to un stupid the controls and NEVER EVER GET INVOLVED WITH THE ARMA COMMUNITY except to download mods.

You know those kids who wear $2,000 of real kit to airsoft matches? They talk, and sperg, and scream, and cry about this game.

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Aug 16, 2005

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Vasudus posted:

There are ArmA outfits that are so spergy that they have real, honest to god patches made and detailed rank structures that requires proper addressing. Like they do everything they possibly can to include the loving SINCGARS/TACSAT beeps when they talk on teamspeak.

When DayZ was super popular last summer we invaded an outfit's public TS server. They had a dude get super loving mad at us because he was a Warrant Officer 4 in their group and demanded to be addressed as chief. I opened my mic and laughed so loving hard I started to cough and wheeze while the dude frantically fumbled with ban controls.

Haha I've seen guys like that. Salutes and all, even NJP!

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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LT here resume includes
-Northern Liberal
-Superiority Complex
-Book Learned

But seriously as soon as I get my new PC I wanna game with you boys.

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Aug 16, 2005

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holocaust bloopers posted:

The same goes for flight sim goons. Some of those dudes run virtual squadrons with DO's and instructor-slotted dudes. It confounds me why these idiots would take all of the unfun poo poo from real-life and transpose it into a game.

Back in the days of Microsoft Flight Sim 2004(?)I flew for a virtual airline. Basically you get a list of flights, fly them, and either use the honor system or record a log. At first it was a neat way to see airports I never would have thought about otherwise. Then I started getting "orders" and well.

Any game with a small but dedicated community gets real stupid real fast.

genderstomper58 posted:

Isn't there some crazy headset thing that actually turns you in game when you turn or some crap like that? It was some ~realism~ thing a lot of Arma types liked but don't remember what it was

Yeah, TrackIR. Big in flight sims.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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Some ISPs limit your downloads? Lol why more data doesn't cost ISPs more it isn't loving heating oil.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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Godholio posted:

Because they can. And you will pay it or go without internet. So you will pay it.

Edit: Or switch to dialup. So you will pay it.

This. This is our generations stamp act.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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genderstomper58 posted:

the fact that people are discussing politics in a video game is really funny imo

I find gender roles in Super Dragon Slayer to be an interestingly accurate representation of how ignored pangendered people are in modern America.

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Aug 16, 2005

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Godholio posted:

The only game I can see people getting legit upset over gender roles or whatever is that DOA beach volleyball game. It's nothing but bouncing tits and girls laying on the beach.

That was pretty much soft core porn with the story line being girls who will let you be creepy to them for presents. Buy me a gift and you can take a close up of my tits!

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Aug 16, 2005

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DEVILDOGOOORAH posted:

So for PS3 should I get Metal Gear Rising or the new Tomb Raider game

edit: Or dead space 3 i guess

gently caress those are all really good. I'll vote for Metal Gear Rising though. It's a ton of fun.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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Post an introduction thread describing your feelings on:
Beer
Weed
Giving fucks
"edgy" humor
Power loving sluts

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Way to slut shame, dickcheese.

Way to uncircumcised...shame. Clean dick.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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False flag LF agents.

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Aug 16, 2005

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psydude posted:

I assumed there was a hilarious thread where goons were raving about being circumsized/uncircumsized.

It's a banned topic in GBS. It's one of those that as soon as it's mentioned people flip the gently caress out over it.

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Aug 16, 2005

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PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

Also holy poo poo Dark Souls is on steam for $20 and is an awesome loving game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyA8odjCzZ4

Dark Souls is legitimately a super fun and unique game but holy poo poo does it turn so many people into fags.

"Wow man this game I'm playing is fun I think you-"
"IT'S TOO EASY BECAUSE DARRRRRK SOULLS!

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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Fallom posted:

If you preordered Bioshock you're an idiot

What? Why?

DrCuntmuffins posted:

yeah why didnt u think of the ppl that actually enjoy it geez

check your priveliges, noob

Ugh

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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LEGIT WAR CRIMINAL posted:

Some man and wife were coming through as refugees. Let the dude through cause his paperwork checked out and denied the wife entry cause she didn't have a permit even though she would be killed if she was denied entry, heh. Rules is rules lady.

How do I tell the guy who just doesn't give me paperwork to gently caress off? I just sit there and stare at him.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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Fallom posted:

open rule book, click the button in the corner, click empty counter and click rule that says "Passports required"

Oh stupid. I was clicking passport required and clicking on him.

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gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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Pufflekins posted:

this game is great

I finished the beta. It's fun but Idk what he's really going to add and if I'd ever pay for it.

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