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Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.

Ammat The Ankh posted:

Have you noticed the GOP is all but dead at the state level in California? Well, political entrepreneur and Riverside County Supervisor Jeff Stone has and plan to do something about that! No, it's not "treat Hispanics with dignity." It's a secessionist movement! Behold, the glorious state of South California:




This thread has been fascinating, I've been learning so much.
No no no, San Bernardino did not agree to this poo poo.

Lycus fucked around with this message at 02:58 on Feb 9, 2013

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Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.

GreenCard78 posted:

Meet Kaliningrad, Russia. It's not really in Russia but to the west and an exclave of Russia.



Russia gets a warm water port to not have to pass through Finnish or Estonian waters but it's still not attached to Russia proper. :shrug:
And it was actually once the capital of Prussia, but Soviet vengeance thoroughly de-Germanized it at the end of World War II.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.

lekki posted:

I don't get why Romania or Greece are more dangerous than Hungary, Serbia or Macedonia ?
In the case of Greece: the fascist thugs, maybe? Yeah, they're mostly targeting immigrants, but even as a tourist, I'd stay far away from anyone sporting that not-swastika symbol.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.

Ammat The Ankh posted:

Haiti's on there, though. I figure if Haiti would qualify, Jamaica would as well.
French is a Latin language.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
Except for Afghanistan. That one's clear.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.

YF-23 posted:

I'd posted a larger version of that back in page 5. It really owns, from Russia being wilderness with a few "enlightened" cities, to Ethiopia's "corrupt christianity". :allears:
Nearly all of Christian Europe being "enlightened" except for the Italian Peninsula, which is just "civilized", is curious.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.

prefect posted:

I just thought it was amusing. :shrug:
My favorite is "Italy - Least Trustworthy: Italy". Haha, such honesty. Italy is Littlefinger from Game of Thrones.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.

The Narrator posted:

Hypothetical map for "regions" in a united Europe. Regions are constructed to each hold roughly 10 million people, and are drawn based on nationality and "neatness".

This just makes me want to play Medieval 2: Total War again.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.

A Buttery Pastry posted:

Well, that's what happens when you have a cultural exclave, but don't want to force the people between the two regions to join up. I guess you might be able to make some kind of snakey strip that connected the two without getting too many Romanians, but I'm not sure how well Romania would take it.



Not exactly the easiest thing to solve in a way that won't piss anyone off. The real life solution was obviously just to make sure Hungary was the only one that was pissed off, so everyone else could make sure they didn't get any good ideas.
I think it's more a case of territorial settlements are naturally going to favor winners. Romania was an Ally, Hungary was a Central Power, so Romania got the better deal.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.

duodenum posted:

I grew up in California, and we laugh at you flyover people who fear earthquakes.

:smug:
Yeah, earthquakes that cause real damage over here are very rare, much rarer than tornadoes and hurricanes. Most earthquakes are fun.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
20+ years after India/Pakistani independence, Bangladesh declared independence from Pakistan and won it with India's help.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.

Soviet Commubot posted:

Someone mentioned the Scots and Welsh as being red-haired which reminded me of this. Does anyone know who that is out in Russia? I thought maybe it was the Tatars but my girlfriend (who is from Yekaterinburg) doesn't think so.
After doing some googling, I think it's supposed to be the Urdmurts.

Edit: GIS first result for Urdmurts:

Lycus fucked around with this message at 07:24 on Jul 13, 2013

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

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I think the most accurate thing to say is that Texas is culturally transitional place between The South and the Southwest. There.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.

Spirit Tree posted:

As usual Australia gets the poo poo end of it.

I was under the impression that it didn't matter because all Australians had region-free players anyway. Is that incorrect?

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

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wdarkk posted:

So France's colonies are region 1 but France is region 2.
I'm pretty sure the island is orange.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

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SurgicalOntologist posted:

Ireland is with most of Africa?
Looks green to my eye.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

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Alaska bucks the "blue state = good for women; red state = poo poo for women" trend.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
Are there a notable number of Flemish separatists that would actually want to part of Greater Netherlands, or do virtually all of them just want to be an independent Flanders?

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.

kustomkarkommando posted:

Someone over at the New York Times cracked out the marker pens and had a go at drawing some new borders for the Middle East. HRE fans rejoice, looks like Free Cities are going to make a comeback!



http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/29/opinion/sunday/imagining-a-remapped-middle-east.html?pagewanted=1

Also looks like Damascus gets destroyed in the Syrian War or something...
As we've known for centuries, white people have a lot of fun redrawing other people's borders.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

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DrBouvenstein posted:



Scandinavia loving loves metal. :black101:
Is Bhutan purple? What does that mean?

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

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Peanut President posted:

Vojvodina does but not Kosovo. :psyduck:
I don't think Vojvodina is independent. I may be wrong but bolded italics seems to indicate newly independent countries and unbolded italics is just major divisions or autonomous regions.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
Is Brussels the capital of Flanders (Vlaandaren)? I don't know if Brussels is gonna like that.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.

A Buttery Pastry posted:

I wanted to illustrate the silliness of that 'Europe of nations' map, specifically the idea that a Sami state would be viable as a Sami state within those borders, but I may have gone a bit overboard. I basically took the states with the highest proportion of Native Americans, added most of Canada, then cut out the bits that had far too many non-Native Americans until Native Americans made up as big a proportion of the total population as the Sami do in that Sami state. (5) Following that, I carved out a few smaller Native American states, (2,10,15,18,19,25,26), as well as of course Hawaii, using the same principles.

Then I figured I might as well add some African-American homelands, so I took all the African-American majority counties, plus a few with just a significant majority to make the states more viable, creating a few small African-American states. (9,17,21,23). Québec got a similar treatment, and then I split the current US up a bit since otherwise those other new states looked really out of place.



I have a sneaking suspicion that you would have a really hard time getting this to work, even if a few of the states might be perfectly happy with the situation.
It's like they looked at the South and said, "Oh, you guys are always complaining about 'states' rights', okay we'll just break you up into lots of weak little countries."

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
Who's learning Italian on that map? It's in the key, but I'm not seeing one. Is there a really small state in dark green that I'm missing?

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

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Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

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Paradoxish posted:

This is a super interesting map, and for some reason it's really surprising to me that naming trends actually follow patterns like this. I particularly like how Jessica and Ashley fought a desperate struggle for dominance after Jennifer's 1970s reign of terror, only to be stabbed in the back by Emily once the late 90s rolled around.
A veritable Name of Thrones!

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

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ProfessorProf posted:

By some quick googling, Russia is about 10,000km across, and Australia is about 4,000km across. What's going on with this map?
They actually just used a mercator projection map and a ruler.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

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reignonyourparade posted:

For NOT having split off because they didn't want to listen to the Vatican the Catholics are quite fond of not listening to the Vatican.

Yeah I think most Catholics are much more socially liberal than people stereotype them as. I think people overly assume they follow the clergy's lead.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

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Radio Prune posted:

Maps are easily the best thing about irredentism. Just Google image search "greater [country]" and you always get something interesting or :stare: come up.
I can't find a map of Greater Liechtenstein.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

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Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

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Bloodnose posted:

And why did the Walloons not get absorbed into France, considering they're all Catholic and (kinda)Francophones.
That was after France lost the war, so they probably weren't gonna let them keep any territory that Napoleon had annexed.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

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PittTheElder posted:

It remains disputed in a few places. Same story with Saudi Arabia and Oman I think. There's a few more examples out there, but the best one is probably Bir Tawil, which I'm sure long time followers of the thread are familiar with. It's a little strip of land between Egypt and Sudan, but claimed by neither. The actually disputed land is the nearby and much more valuable Hala'ib Triangle, but due to details in how the border was delimited (line of latitude vs. actual administration), the claims to the Hala'ib triangle means neither actually claims Bir Tawil.


I'm still waiting for some libertarian group to move to Bir Tawil, lay claim to it and try to start some casinos or something. Would love to see how that turned out.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

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withak posted:

He is a professor at Russia. It says right there on the picture.
The whole point to this was, "Hey guys! Let me show you how we're finally going to get Alaska back!"

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

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made of bees posted:

Florida is an obvious one, but what the hell is going on with Montana?
Lots of retired ex-Soviet immigrants.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

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I don't get the thinking of linking the "Midlands" US with Ontario. They don't even seem to mention Ontario in the link.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

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I wonder how they'd feel in New York City knowing that they are now residents of New Jersey.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

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The great state of Missouri is a microcosm of the whole world.

Lycus fucked around with this message at 04:17 on Nov 14, 2013

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

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Hm, in the beginning, it used to be very close to DC. Makes sense.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

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PrinceRandom posted:

I think the last guy was probably joking.
I'm pretty sure most of those are people trying to be funny, whether they actually know the geography or not.

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Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

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PittTheElder posted:

Belarus is clearly the highlight of this one.
I just looked it up on Wikipedia, I had no idea it was this much: 72% of Belarussians speak Russian as their first language, 11.9% speak Belarussian as their first.

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