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A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
Whatever happened to that terrible adult Kickstarter ripoff? Did it fail already?

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A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
Super Princess Peach isn't part of the main series, and they specified main series like a billion times. Sorry you weren't paying attention? Also yeah, it doesn't count because it's basically "LOL, Women Are So Irrational, Am I Right?: The Video Game".

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

Orzo posted:

I don't follow libertarian politics and know very little about bitcoins but what on earth does being an atheist have to do with associating with awful MRAs or having no fashion sense?

There's a "faction" of sorts of atheists called New Atheists online, who try to act like they're just not hiding that they're atheists, but are pretty much stereotypical "I'm an atheist because gently caress YOU MOM YOU CAN'T MAKE ME GO TO CHURCH!" atheists who use their atheism as an excuse to be bigots against anyone who's not an upper-middle class or higher white male. Most normal atheists\humanists\agnostics\etc hate them, but they're so obnoxious and loud they've become one of the major voices of atheism. They're basically the atheist equivalent of the Westboro Baptist Church.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
Featured projects:
Sonic Vibrator
Board Game that requires the use of multiple smart phones

Not a featured project:
Restoring the Clark Telescope

Indie GoGo everyone.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

AxeManiac posted:

You probably already do if you consider most of these people are on some form of disability or SSI or government assistance because they are crazy.

Finding, not funding.

You know what would be fun? Convincing people you know with questionable artistic talents to start a Kickstarter/IndieGoGo and seeing how much they make. I might give it a shot later.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
Because anime monster titties. They don't need to have a playable game for it to sell to a good chunk of their support base, and the more idiotic and obscure the mechanics are the more the people wanking to it can go "Well obviously the game is just too deep for you".

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
I wonder if id Software would be able to take that camp to court over the name since it doesn't look like they're affiliated.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
What? That's loving stupid Orzo. Some people show passion by working on one thing very hard, some people show passion by working on multiple projects, and societal pressures tend to(a phrase Hyzenth highlighted multiple times) pressure women and men into showing their passion in different ways. I'm a dude, and currently a history student and not comp sci, but I show my passion by looking very hard into specific things. For instance last semester I did a research paper on the integration of Muslims and Islam into Chinese society up through the Ming dynasty. I spent as much, if not more time researching it than people with much broader topics, but just because I only focused on that one specific topic doesn't mean I was less passionate. You seem to look at the breadth of someones work as the only way to judge someone's passion, but depth is also a valid way. Speaking in more CSish terms, is someone who who writes one extremely optimized, thoroughly documented, well tested program less passionate than someone who writes three technically working but hacked together programs? Of course not.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
It's not even an original idea.


$15 at Kohls, Google says 15 GBP is ~$23.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

TetsuoTW posted:

Wait, this dude basically invented a lovely roller-skate?

Yes, with an emphasis on it being singular rather than a pair.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
They know that tape with Atheist shows up later/less often than tape with nothing, but there are so many uncontrolled variables that that's practically meaningless. It doesn't show discrimination against them specifically at all. The terrible control groups don't just make it a bad experiment, they make it a worthless one.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
It was done by the kind of person who would wear shoes that say "I'm an atheist" on the sole, AKA weirdos who care WAY too much about everyone knowing they're an atheist.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
I think that's supposed to be lacey underwear, not asscrack hair.

EDIT: Emphasis on "supposed to be".

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
Wait, so do we know she killed herself, or did she just threaten to and then the stream was shut down?

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

Young Freud posted:

Not unless you're famous for something.

I dunno, I know lots of people with close to 1000, and the only reason I'm under 500 is because I choose to keep it pruned to that size. Hell, one of my musician friends who does horror punk and self publishes all his albums has almost 3k friends, and I'd hardly call an indie horror punk solo act "famous".

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

Aurain posted:

I wonder if they know that hard-drives fail, even in the hypothetical scenario of this not being a complete disaster and actually making it to orbit.

They probably just think that any internal part that stores data is called a hard drive, not that that's much better.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

senrath posted:

So, I sent them a message calling them on their poo poo fully expecting not to get anything back. Nope.

Just send him back this video, because holy christ, how the gently caress did he manage to graduate college? Do you just need to be able to do mid-level math and basic formal logic to get a CS degree or what?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAT9nkGZa08

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

Oasx posted:

Did no one notice those hilariously fake text messages that is on the kickstarter page? It may just because i have only heard about the kickstarter now, and know what the deal is, but there are so many small things, that stand out as weird and fake on that page.

Is that Kid C one supposed to be Kid Cudi? Because if so, :laffo:.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

ArcaneTree posted:

It's #3 on top sellers :stare:

That seems crazy until you realize that the Top Sellers list is based on revenue and not number of copies. 1 sale of PA would be equal to 1.5 sales of a new $60 AAA game, 3 of a $30 game, 9 of a $10 game, so on and so on.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

Exmond posted:

I agree that people should call out abhorrent views but be careful with trying to get a mob going.

http://arstechnica.com/staff/2013/03/donglegate-is-classic-overreaction-and-everyone-pays/

Edit: I am in no way relating the sexual assualt do it yourself book to the above posted incident. Im just commenting on how everyone calling out , waht to them is abhorrent view, can backfire if people do an immediate knee jerk reaction.

I stopped reading this article here:

quote:

The "Boy’s Club” mentality is thankfully no longer acceptable in tech

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

Orzo posted:

Why? They're right: it is no longer acceptable, but is unfortunately still common. Which is exactly what the article says.

If people say it's unacceptable, but it's still a commonplace thing, then yes, it clearly is considered acceptable. Actions speak louder than words.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

Alan Smithee posted:

Hahahah wow. So not only does the guy have the money, he's no longer obligated to fulfill anything he promised since they took the official page down, and along with it any sort of official communication that would come with it. Now that's the kind of Kickstarter Chicken I'd like to play

You say that like him taking $16k from MRA shitheads then never giving them anything in return is a bad thing.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

Drakkel posted:

I like how the first line is how the game is for all ages when the preview image from the video directly above it has a scantily clad girl on the left and a girl with the biggest boobs in the world on the right.

Bronies and creepers who think sexual content is perfectly okay for young children have a large overlap.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

Bloodnose posted:

For a guy whose claim to fame is having a webcomic so lazy it's literally the exact same, completely unaltered images every day with MSPaint dialog changes, I would never expect him to follow through on those ridiculous promises.

Good on him.

It sounds lazy at first, but reusing the same art while keeping the writing fresh and funny has to become a challenge after the first few dozen, let alone the two and half thousand he's done over the past decade.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
Hey, remember that weird-rear end self run crowd funding campaign for the Eternal Darkness pseudo-sequel, and how hosed up Silicon Nights/Precursor Games is? Well, they just got creepier.

http://www.joystiq.com/2013/06/28/precursor-games-distancing-itself-from-co-founder-following-chil posted:

Precursor Games writer, game designer and artist Ken McCulloch has been arrested by Niagara Regional Police on child pornography possession and distribution charges, Bullet News Niagara reports. Police confiscated a "significant" amount of computer hardware after exercising a search warrant on a home in St. Catharines yesterday.

"Having just learned of these disturbing charges today and based on the serious nature of them, Ken McCulloch is no longer affiliated in any way with Precursor Games," CEO Paul Caporicci said in a statement on the developer's official forums. McCulloch's employee profile has been removed the site, and now directs to a 404 error.

McCulloch is currently in custody while he awaits a bail hearing, Bullet News Niagara reports.

Precursor Games, an independent developer formed from ex-Silicon Knights employees, is generally known for its controversial, unorthodox (and temporarily cancelled) attempts at crowdfunding Shadows of the Eternals, a spiritual successor to Denis Dyack's cult Gamecube classic Eternal Darkness. We've reached out to Precursor Games for comment.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
Except 99% of them aren't art projects, they're just print on demand playing cards with stupid pictures slapped on the back.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008


So they say it holds 8 kg of weight, but show it holding 2 1.25 kg weights? Last time I checked, 2*1.25 is 2.5, not 8.

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A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
Ah, I thought that was just part of the same weight that was raised a bit, I guess it is a separate one. My bad.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

DancingPenguin posted:

I still have a really hard time seeing how this possibly could be an interesting pitch.
So yeah, how much weight can your wallet take? :smuggo:

To distract from the fact that the maximum capacity is 8 cards/5 notes.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
The average critic score on MetaCritic for it is 64, and the user score is even lower at 57. :v:

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
I went to check what the ban was for. Low effort posting in a mafia thread in TG

quote:

it's 8:12 a.m. on july 3 and i'm posting. post psot posty post psot psot post post i'm sorry, busb, fronz & stoutfish. if my replacement happens to replace out feel free to contact me and i'll step back in. except fronz because we talked about your game. :O

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

BRUTAL posted:

Yes! Haha, sorry dude. A little anxious. You are correct. 'U.S. Copyright Office'. Our art is 3 yrs old.
Well your art is from 2010, CLEARY that makes it fine that it copies from figures from the 1980s.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
Yeah, seriously. Colorists are a thing for comics because of some restrictions of the medium(extremely short turn around times, maintaining consistency in visual identity across multiple artists on a single title, different printing processes/paper types handling colors differently, etc), but you really shouldn't need one for a VN.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
Ahaha, this is the most obvious bullshit excuse ever:

quote:

Orange started this project back in 2012 after noticing that many people in America were not familiar with the origin and symbolism of tentacles in Japanese art.

As a fan of Hokusai's classic woodblock prints and illustrations, Orange set out to create a series of illustrations that showed the softer side of cephalopods. Something that fans could enjoy, but also something those unfamiliar with the wider world of art could learn something new from. It was with this wish that Schoolgirls Love Tentacles was born!

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

miguelito posted:

So reading that woman's pitch, it seems to be a common thing for a certain type of Americans to clamber over that mountain in Turkey searching for Noah's Ark. You learn something new every day I guess. Surely the mountain is well-mapped and she'll be shown around by local guides, right?

Yeah. There's Biblical Archaeology which is just archaeology focused on sites mentioned in the Torah/Bible/Koran but doesn't take the religious texts to be 100% accurate and instead looks to find the origin of the stories told by the Abrahamic religious texts, and then there's "Biblical Archaeology" which is just fundies running around trusting really historically untrustworthy texts as gospel and when they don't find what they're looking for insist we just haven't looked hard enough.

The former is actually kind of interesting, but this is firmly in the latter camp.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

Mammal Sauce posted:

From gamer webcomic guy's KS bio:


I can't recommend checking out his Design Website highly enough. Also, what's this about SA having previously picked up on his "mega giant" dating site for videogame people?

I think we've made fun of a few gamer dating websites before, probably one of those.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
Yeah, the difference between Canonical and, say, OUYA is that Canonical has a decade of successful work behind it on one of the most popular Linux distributions in the world with literally millions of users(Wikipedia says ~20 million), along with other important open source software. Canonical isn't some no name company, they're actually experienced and extremely well known among the tech community.

Disclaimer: This post was posted from a computer running Ubuntu. :v:

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

Improbable Lobster posted:

Both Cloud and Tifa are pretty unreliable narrators.

Then there's a third: your ability to actually care about any of the boring bullshit.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

mks5000 posted:

These shirts own and you are a bad person for posting them in this thread.

T-Shirt Kickstarters are stupid as hell no matter how good the shirt designs are because custom t-shirt printing places are about a dime a dozen.

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A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

OatmealRaisin posted:

It's actually already a mod in the Starcraft 2 arcade. Even got featured once! I couldn't tell you how good it is though, I tried it once and the controls were super clunky. I'm guessing just because you can use an RTS toolkit to make non-RTS games doesn't mean they'll work very well.

Try telling that to people who play Dota-clones though and they'll flip their poo poo on you.

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