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Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Xenocidebot posted:


I want to know where you live that people jog in poo poo more revealing than this. :stare:

Every day in los angeles is spandex camel toes and sports bras. Samus might as well be muslim.

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Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Noni posted:

I'm into extreme dunking: I put my Oreos and milk in a blender and then use a beer bong to funnel the mixture straight into my rectum. The oreogasm is incredible. The creamy filling of the cookie works perfectly as a creamy filling of my own. You guys should try it. It's the fastest way to get those Oreo molecules into your blood stream. Sometimes, I use double-stuffs and chocolate milk so it's dark and twice as thick. Oh yeah.

is this as dangerous as buttchugging booze where the alcohol (sugar) cant get processed by your organs normally?

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Alan Smithee posted:

:stare: What an idiot. Not paying engine royalties is the dumbest thing you can do. I wonder if Too Human will become the ET of our generation

I never read any of the stories about the game being bad before playing it, so I was able to play without any prejudice. I really enjoyed it for the first half. It felt incomplete like they wanted to make a sequel but ran out of money so they had to wrap it up

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

I would never, ever get my cat to wear a hat. I have scars on my forearms from just trying to wipe diarrhea off him, something his own interests aligned with. No way would he allow me to humiliate him like that.

And yet, it's got ten times the funding asked for. The internet and cats, man; it's as sure-fire as an iPhone accessory.

iphones for cats

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

whooo! in for $1000

Did anyone notice that the art isnt his? He is just grabbing stuff off DA with "Used as a concept drawing reference"

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I met him while he was speaking at my school about a movie he made about animal abuse. Everything he owns is animal free and he is exactly as earnest as he appears.
He is too nice for this world and far too easy to make fun of.

Dont search for Earthlings unless you want to see animals being skinned alive and beaten to death for an hour

Fauxtool has a new favorite as of 10:18 on Jun 29, 2013

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

dijon du jour posted:

"Cartoon Network: You Ruined My Anime"?
Come on, these shirts can't even manage to be relevant. I thought the Otaku Enemy #1 these days was supposed to be 4Kids.

For some reason, though, after looking at those designs I have an urge to give someone a swirlie.

its funimation/tokyopop, but pretty much same thing

gently caress you Tak, Iggy, and those slammin' drifts

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Red Minjo posted:

No man, don't worry. This isn't tentacle rape, it's tentacle consensual sex! In fact, I'd even say it's progressive because the women can choose what tentacles they-:suicide:

Looking at the game video (thankfully not explicit, still kind of skeevy), it looks like some combination of Memory, Uno, and a path building game, which seems kind of fun, but then they go and dress it up in softcore anime porn. Does anyone know of a similar game? Not by theme, of course.

I dont understand the draw of this. If its your fetish there is plenty of actual porn out there. Why "un-sex" it?

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
one of those guys wishes he was in his "twenties"

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jerk McJerkface posted:

I think the Pebble is the only really successful example of a Kickstarter. Although, the finished product was kind of a useless gimmick, but that was the idea going into it. I'm glad that I sold mine for double what I paid for it.

reaper was also successful if you are basing it off percentage over the pledge goal not total dollars raised
11500% over the goal compared to pebble's 10000%

Reaper asked for 30k and got 3.4 mil
Pebble asked for 100k and got 10 mil

For such a niche product, i think reaper was wildly successful

Fauxtool has a new favorite as of 19:13 on Jul 29, 2013

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bruxism posted:

Well there is Boss Monster, FTL, Shadowrun Returns, Race the Sun, and Defense Grid 2 from the short list of things I have backed. They have all delivered on their promises and I personally was very satisfied with the end results. In some cases, Boss Monster and FTL, they far exceeded my expectations. I did not include several other projects who's delivery appears to be imminent.

Software is much easier to release and distribute than a physical item. You can release a 75% done game and say good enough. Look what happened when the ouya tried that.

You can't have too many orders with a digital release, but a physical item can be too popular and leave the makers unable to scale up that much

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
it almost like these people arent really talented and most of their "original do not steal art" Is actually pieces of other stolen assets

Fauxtool has a new favorite as of 09:46 on Sep 15, 2013

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
watch the video, it shows her in normal-face several times. Her whole family is pretty good looking, too bad shes nuts.

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dragonshirt posted:

What about that is pornographic? Their outfits are only barely NSFW.

What am I missing here?

Not to mention the images for the 4000 and 7500 stretch goals are stills from sekirei and highschool DXD. Stealing from a currently airing show is even worse than stealing from deviant art like the rest the hacks

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I like it. If you dont have room you can wall mount it.
That acrylic is going to be very scratched up if he is building it to the tolerances he claims. 2 dimes is close enough to the thickness of a nickel and I dont trust whoever he outsources the work to complete it. I doubt it will be executed properly.

pretty sure its supposed to be "art" you uncultured swine
VVVVVVV

Fauxtool has a new favorite as of 23:19 on Oct 23, 2013

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

orphean posted:

Are you sufficiently protected from rape? If you're worried about your level of rape protection then these fine folks have you covered:

ARWEAR - Confidence and Protection that can be Worn
http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/ar-wear-confidence-protection-that-can-be-worn


There is a shocking lack of a jorts option. I am writing a sternly worded email as we speak.

Those wont work by design on fatties. Are they saying they arent worth raping? Fat shaming KS

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

dijon du jour posted:

What the hell is a "Vinyl"? Some kinda off-brand iPod?

e: My dog's UNEXPECTED LUXURY is MANGO CHUTNEY.

I would absolutely buy one of those dog collars at a slightly lower price point. Maybe $75? I like how they look like nice ties, and i hope they are machine washable like they say.
I think the product is sound, but she needs to find her customers. People send stupid money on pets

Fauxtool has a new favorite as of 09:03 on Nov 22, 2013

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

unpacked robinhood posted:

He's even from "cullman, alababama"

does alabama just have the worst town names?

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I feel like he tried to make something like this, but it turned out poo poo. Now its a sunk cost and he's lying to himself that its good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVfU1DY73Tk

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

dijon du jour posted:

Excuse me but you are completely ignoring a whole section of this venn diagram. :colbert:



Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

FirstAidKite posted:



Looks like someone made it but I don't think it's an official product and you'd probably have to have one commissioned or know how to print designs on boob mousepads.

its pretty easy to find a place to make a custom one for under $40, just need the source image

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

OldMemes posted:

It's like Google Glass, but even sillier. Why would you need an accelerometer or gyroscope on your wrist anyway?

jerkin' it leaderboards

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

theflyingorc posted:

The second movie came out with an entirely different cast.

! and the third part comes out this year!

The first one wasnt the worst movie. They had good actors and a weak script. The second was poo poo acting and poo poo script.

The 3rd will just be Rush Limbaugh bellowing at some liberal strawman for 2 hours.

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
did the vent hood finally materialize like manna from the heavens?

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

KiddieGrinder posted:

because the goonship abandoned dooby hes not gonna paint a frog or build a plaque.

thanks a lot assholes. :colbert:

how did we abandon him? He still has our money right?

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lead out in cuffs posted:

Speaking of wrist-mounted devices, here's a $200 snake-oil metre that raised over a million bucks.

Great reporting on it here.


And here's the only thing the company's produced even resembling a scientific paper. Pay special attention to Figure 1, in which they show their devices predicted measurements vs actual, and produce near-perfect two-dimensional Gaussian noise (ie no correlation whatsoever).

on this very same page with the very same links, do you even read this thread bro?

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Fat acceptance is hardly a movement, they are mostly sedentary. :D

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
the anime they like is like saying you are a fan of music then listing crazy frog as your favorite

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

pathetic little tramp posted:

So it's like one of those dingy bar machines that shows you a pair of tits if you play blackjack or something? Also that Egyptian looking woman has got a hosed face.

i think its the same hosed face over and over. They need more than 1 model. Not everyone likes extremely Eastern European looking women

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
short of saran wrapping the whole thing how are you going to keep it clean and dry?

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Asphyxious posted:

#notallamandapalmerdefenders

amanda palmer is ugly, has stupid eyebrows, and doesnt pay people in her band.

I know her and Neil personally

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The MSJ posted:

Wasn't there a kickstarter recently for a teddy bear that's also a sex toy?

Yeah probably indigogo though. I think it vibrated its nose or tongue. No loving way it wouldnt end up reeking of sex for 90% of the owners

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
They would be working for DARPA if they could produce a working prototype.

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Ks updated their terms and conditions regarding what is an acceptable project. Anyone know what's new?

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Germstore posted:

It would need to detect and disqualify sharts or things would get messy fast.

It has gps so I think anyone brave enough to poo poo themselves in public should have it count as the ultimate fart when it comes to claiming territory

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Xelkelvos posted:

With lube, at least, something of high viscosity would be ideal. Something with the viscosity of Vaseline, probably.


It would also need to remain thick when heated or the dildo would need heatpipes to carry the heat away from the lube so its doesnt get thin and get EVERYWHERE.

Just do it in a 2 person pressurized suit?

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

unpacked robinhood posted:

I'm Partial To okusho no porno, the underage cum golem anime with amputee references, As w ell as Piku Piko Flower, my fave haunted trans pussy novel set in a kindergarten time travelling cage fighting cartel universe

dont stop, im almost there.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/togapants/black-and-white-southerners-united?ref=nav_search

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

stillvisions posted:

I'll give them credit, at least they're setting an almost realistic sales goal.

its a $50 goal with a $28 pledge level, that math dont seem right!

im not familiar with KS policy, can you only ask for multiples of $50?

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
more games should come with those dice filled domes that you click down to make it roll the dice.

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Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Batterypowered7 posted:

Stumbled upon this while browsing imgur: http://imgur.com/gallery/ef17q

Hard at work shilling Star Citizen. "See you in the 'Verse !"

Yeah no other activity and admits they have never played the game. I'm just a fan I swear
So transparent

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