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Exmond posted:Huh almost like the Tropes vs Women in Videogames kickstarter as well.. Um...the first video of that is coming out this month, dude.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2013 21:01 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 02:52 |
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Offbeatr. It's still around.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2013 05:32 |
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Dieting Hippo posted:Every Metroid game, every one had her as an independent protagonist that was strong and didn't rely on a male protagonist to reach the goal. I can't use my fire suit to protect me from the lava surrounding me because Adam hasn't told me I'm allowed to use it yet.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2013 01:44 |
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Orzo posted:Remind me again who loses in this scenario, i.e. why you're complaining about it? We lose because of the Man and stuff. Only indie things should be funded through Kickstarter, like my upcoming balloon fetish visual novel for OUYA.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2013 20:06 |
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That's so stupid I want to report it, but I apparently can't use "What the gently caress is this poo poo" for a report reason. You need to get on that, Kickstarter.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2013 16:53 |
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Megaspel posted:He's perpetuating the problem that I've been having Everyone keeps spelling my name as Cody instead of Kodie. Cody2013.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2013 16:58 |
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Syrg Sapphire posted:Yo who wants a super-racist manga clone? And of course, the very first thing you see when playing the video is these guys. Dude on the right, you're asking people for money. At least TRY to look professional. I mean, your friend at least has a collared shirt.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2013 22:24 |
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http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/902655470/headflat-the-smartphone-hands-free-solution Obviously the best place to put my expensive phone is hanging off my hat a good foot from my face! E: Did you guys know that your iPhone is as big as a 60 inch HDTV if you just hold it a foot from your face? Waffleman_ has a new favorite as of 17:54 on Mar 19, 2013 |
# ¿ Mar 19, 2013 17:49 |
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I think the Bingo card needs a new space for "Use of product makes you look like a tool."
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2013 17:57 |
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BoutrosBoutros posted:My computer broke last week so my only way to watch videos was on my phone. I would have paid ten bucks for a tv hat; my arms get tired. My iPhone case came with a free stand. It's a simple piece of plastic that folds up to support the phone. You can get something like that for dirt cheap with the added benefit of not looking like a loving moron.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2013 18:43 |
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You have a table, don't you?
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2013 18:50 |
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http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/364014223/daily-gaming-game-plays Please give me $1700 to do Let's Plays. Also, for a kickstarter that's really Something Awful, regular SA writers David Thorpe and Jon Hendren need $500. They need it to pour Dom Perignon into some adult diapers and drink it from the diapers. http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/we-re-going-to-pour-some-dom-p-into-a-diaper
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2013 01:13 |
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Drinking Dom P Out Of A Diaper got shut down because of the controlled substances involved.
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2013 01:11 |
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It's so barely above average that it honestly doesn't matter.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2013 21:44 |
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http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/584273481/hungrometer-because-the-body-knows?ref=category This is what America has been reduced to. We need a little meter to tell ourselves how hungry we are.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2013 23:25 |
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Madcosby posted:That meter is so scientific, from very very hungry to kinda hungry to maybe hungry to starved to "neutral" to a tad hungry to somewhat neutral Get a pencil and a notebook. Mark on the scale of 1-10 how hungry you are at certain times of the day. Save $10,000.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2013 23:37 |
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Nnep posted:I would have thought this was a joke if i didn't know better Alternate solutions: Pick up some grass and throw it. Lick your goddamn finger. FEEL THE loving WIND.
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2013 00:45 |
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One mom found this strange secret to RPG development the console makers don't want you to know!
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2013 13:38 |
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I have no idea why this failed. I mean, look at all the games they've had experience on! Batman Begins, G Force, AND Creatures Playground?! loving AAA talent here!
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2013 16:36 |
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http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1080427607/the-ultimate-in-cookie-dunking-techonlogy It's a bowl.
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2013 14:13 |
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You know that one MMO that bombed twice and literally killed a company? Let's Kickstart a spinoff!
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2013 00:42 |
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No, you guys obviously don't understand! They're grey t-shirts, but the pocket is white with blue polka dots! That's not the same design at all! It's so wacky and quirky, you guys!
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2013 14:38 |
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If he wants to be a real anime, he's probably going to need at least 20 times what he's asking. For each episode. Animation is expensive.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2013 15:21 |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:Guess what actually exists. If it's reported on Slashdot, it's got to be true. . . Right? We've been talking about it in the OUYA thread in Games for a while.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2013 15:10 |
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Guys, you're not getting it! It's not just a website, it's an experience! We're creating new paradigms and shaking things up!
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2013 18:40 |
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OldMemes posted:I'm curious to see how many other cult but cancelled TV shows will jump on the band wagon, either to fund a movie, or extra episodes online or something. It sets an interesting precedent. Honestly, it's just a countdown to Firefly at this point.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2013 03:28 |
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psychoticBacofoil posted:"So guys I made this cool new invention I call a roundyroll that you've never seen before. You see while studying I discovered that round things roll so I invented a bigger round thing you can use on cars, bikes or even tricycles. But people keep telling me it's already been invented, to them I say poppycock! So I need at least $1,000,000 so I can take my invention to a convention and win a nobel prize. You know, this got me wondering if anybody owned a patent for the wheel. If you did, I don't know how you'd resist the temptation to be the biggest patent troll of all time.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2013 18:11 |
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Your kid will make the next great game for OUYA with OUR HELP!
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2013 20:33 |
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Fatkraken posted:Yeah it's frustratingly inefficient, but there are FAR worse things people can spend their money on, like $24,000 so a mother can humiliate her kids via the medium of badly made RPG maker games, or yet another useless iphone accessory. That guy would have gotten a lot more money if you could put your iPhone in his prosthetic limbs to charge it.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2013 17:39 |
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Ernutetnoiraud posted:I agree with this, and it's nice to have a name to the recipient, so at least the donors can see exactly how much bang for buck they're getting. I hope that any surplus he doesn't put to personal use goes into someone else's medical expenses. With American healthcare, I don't think he has to worry about a surplus.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2013 20:25 |
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Madcosby posted:Don't forget his other unsuccessful kickstarter Those aren't even clever! They're not puns, they're not jokes, they're just pictures of beavers that look like they've been cobbled together in MS Paint! Come on, man! You're going to have to shell out for at least one Adobe product if you want to get into design! Photoshop at the very least, but for what you're doing, I'd probably more recommend Illustrator, and of course you're going to need InDesign to put it all together! COME ON, MAN!
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2013 20:47 |
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...of SCIENCE! posted:His website (which he handily lists on his profile) is where the real comedy gold is at. Holy poo poo, is this site hosted on Geocities?
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2013 00:03 |
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http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2009301036/abgo It's a cell phone sized skateboard that you put on one foot that can only go on perfectly flat surfaces. I don't usually like watching project videos, but I literally had to to understand how this thing worked. And I still don't really get it.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2013 19:59 |
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death .cab for qt posted:You know what is also a really good alternative to walking? You don't understand. He doesn't want to get a skateboard or scooter. That is literally a thing he said.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2013 23:21 |
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Even without the nebulous legal ground of using rage faces without permission, even the use of the Pokemon font and the Pokeball imagery alone is enough to justify a lawsuit from Nintendo, even if you didn't outright copy their game. And you know, what better company to rip off than the company that literally proved that video game companies can be a formidable contender in the legal area when they brushed off loving Universal Pictures?
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2013 16:16 |
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No, you guys don't understand! We were paying HOMAGE to the Pokemon TCG by deliberately ripping it off in some kind of parody. It just failed because YOU GUYS didn't get it!
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# ¿ May 6, 2013 22:44 |
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Madcosby posted:Can someone explain what Dyack did/what it means he's on the team? I'm not familiar with Eternal Darkness the game, or its drama. The drama is actually not related to Eternal Darkness, which is considered to be a fantastic game. The drama you want to be looking at revolves around the studio's latest two games, X-Men Destiny and Too Human, the latter of which was Dyack's pet project. Both these games were loving awful.
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# ¿ May 8, 2013 00:22 |
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Penny Arcade needs recording equipment to restart a podcast they used to do. Goal? TEN BUCKS. Literally funded in a minute.
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# ¿ May 8, 2013 19:24 |
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They got like millions of dollars in another Kickstarter last year. To remove one banner ad from their site.
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# ¿ May 8, 2013 19:59 |
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You sure are.
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