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DoctorPresident
Jul 21, 2012

SomeAsshole posted:

The purpose of this project is to fund a print run of pads designed for sketching geomorphic map tiles.

A lot of words for something that is basically "pad paper for drawing pretend castles".

More content:

"Help me make an even crappier Snorg Tee":

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1179667886/wisconsin-badgers-youre-among-drunks-shirt?ref=recently_launched

"lol, I troll KS":

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1443247698/paint-skillz-by-james?ref=recently_launched

Not really that awful, but very :effort: in general:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/characternity/just-the-women?ref=recently_launched

"Fund our vacation...oh, and we'll make a doco about it or something":

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2018361969/the-backpackers-0?ref=recently_launched

"We need your money in order to delve into an already saturated market with nothing new or interesting to say about it":

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/53037966/parallels-the-comic-book?ref=recently_launched

"Here's the deal: You pay me, I draw some T&A for you":

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/595152427/brandi-bare-issue-3-0?ref=recently_launched

"^^This but with videogames":

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1727847183/hero-monster-girl-quest-3d?ref=recently_launched

DoctorPresident has a new favorite as of 05:42 on Mar 9, 2013

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DoctorPresident
Jul 21, 2012

DoctorPresident
Jul 21, 2012
OK, we get it. Nintendo is flawless and your silly hobby is totally harmless.

Now post some stupid KS:

"Pay for our drinks, you guys!"

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/486471557/tiggy-the-tigerator-20?ref=recently_launched

Speaking of silly hobbies, I give you "Hurgers and fries":

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1647361233/nostalgia-arcade?ref=recently_launched

What is it with terrible artists and KS?:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/pierre-bernard/18-x-24-and-other-sizes?ref=recently_launched

DoctorPresident has a new favorite as of 04:06 on Mar 12, 2013

DoctorPresident
Jul 21, 2012

That guy is a national treasure.

I wish I could spend my whole life finding hack artists on KickStarter:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/861836864/steven-zins-palo-alto-art-show?ref=recently_launched

"Paganism for young ones" 'cause it's never too early to start imposing your views on others:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/561343674/paganism-for-young-ones

DoctorPresident
Jul 21, 2012
"So I watched this Vice Documentary about North Corea..."

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/408713449/seven-nights-in-north-korea?ref=recently_launched

"hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh-uh"

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jaesupreme/classic-butt-the-single?ref=recently_launched

"THE SHEEP ARE U!"

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/413935257/east-bay-politix?ref=recently_launched

"Keep Calm and Steal Content"

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1830877011/keep-clam?ref=recently_launched

DoctorPresident
Jul 21, 2012
I guess he is just trying to make fast money and thought that slapping a meme on something would be the easiest way to do it.

I mean, it has happened before:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/bufr/meme-defense-an-iphone-tower-defense-game?ref=live

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/shannonbartish/wear-the-meme-stylish-internet-inspired-tees?ref=live

DoctorPresident has a new favorite as of 09:51 on Mar 20, 2013

DoctorPresident
Jul 21, 2012

Alan Smithee posted:

Ripped from YKS

Stupid social media fork

I love those moments in history where a bunch of "inventors" try to cram a new discovery into every facet of life:





Yeah, that is radium infused facial cream.

anyway, more content:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/virtualopera/electronic-musical-of-the-future-libertaria-cast-a?ref=recently_launched

Check the video, it's like digital outsider art.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/lawduck/bitcoin-republic-reports-from-the-currency-frontie?ref=recently_launched

This one may be interesting but I have a feeling it's going to end up a worthless Bitcoin praise book.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/555090316/americas-next-yoga-gura?ref=recently_launched

Was it Patton Oswalt who said that if we keep making reality shows we're gonna run out of reality?

DoctorPresident
Jul 21, 2012
Oh, look! Another "soon to be classic" slasher borefest:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/926084804/helliversity-getting-in-is-easy-getting-out-is-mur?ref=recently_launched

I WANT TO SHOOT YOU:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1931352946/snaparazzi?ref=recently_launched

There's no :reject: large enough to explain this KS (don't forget to check out his website):

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1119327785/sons-of-nemeses?ref=recently_launched

DoctorPresident
Jul 21, 2012

pathetic little tramp posted:

Also it's not like he's even redoing the art in an homage, they're just loving screenshots.

Did you watch the video? All the images were LOVINGLY CREATED PIXEL BY PIXEL FROM THE GROUND UP by the artist, that's how copyright works:

DoctorPresident has a new favorite as of 19:50 on Jun 7, 2013

DoctorPresident
Jul 21, 2012
What better way to honor the disaster at Chernobyl than a coffee table book?

Give us money to print a cheesecake calendar cookbook that uses breast milk as an ingredient in all of its recipes.

ART

DoctorPresident
Jul 21, 2012

GigaPeon posted:

I could see where you'd get confused.



You now, I'm starting to believe that Mr. Plinkett is an outright parody of Harry Knowles.

Content:

Real Life, Real Beauty Calendar

You don't have to conform to the Hollywood ideal and be desirable. Just like this sexy girl in a bikini.

A colored wristband that lets you record 60 seconds of audio.

Or maybe you could use your cellphone, but what do I know?

Doobie's Dog House

Here, have a tasty hotdog with a slice of american cheese. :barf:

DoctorPresident
Jul 21, 2012

Tubgirl Cosplay posted:

Sounds more like it's Wikipediatry, which explains why she wants to ruin jokes for a living.

I've heard that one before.

DoctorPresident
Jul 21, 2012

SoundMonkey posted:

Have you no faith in Doobie Dogs?

And their frito based side dish?

DoctorPresident
Jul 21, 2012

Pledge 5 or more posted:

You will receive a handwritten thankyou note and the ability to end any argument with, "Yeah, well I'm a patron of the arts."

This is how you write a good pledge.

DoctorPresident
Jul 21, 2012

As the guy who originally made fun of this project, I believe is my responsibility to chip in with something. So have my :10bux: you crazy hot dog man.

edit. I read Noni's post in the voice of Bob from Bob's Burgers. It really makes it very inspirational.

DoctorPresident has a new favorite as of 05:41 on Sep 25, 2013

DoctorPresident
Jul 21, 2012

Guuse posted:

pure-strain Alabama hotdogs.

Requesting name change, tia.

DoctorPresident
Jul 21, 2012

Bad Munki posted:

Suggest he put the fritos ON the chili dog. Game, set, match.

Even better, suggest a chickencheese dog.

DoctorPresident
Jul 21, 2012
From the department of "Reinventing the Wheel":


Disrupting the paradigms, one clothespin at a time.

I'm pretty sure I´ve seen this one at Home Depot.

Have another loving multitool.

The micropenis of the crowbar world.

"The Tipsy Wine Glass is a paradigm of how really a wine should be tasted or tested for that matter."


From the department of "Solving inexistent problems":


Or maybe you could do what your parents always told you and put your drink far from the computer.

A lovely plastic case so you can listen to your smartphone subpar speakers while you shower.

loving magnets in my loving shoes.


From the department of "Thanks for giving me ideas for my next rainy day project":


It's a safety belt clip that you use as a keychain and mount to a wall. :effort:

What is it with all this people and their obsession with mounting all their possessions to a wall, anyway?

Google "homemade lightbox". I'll wait.

DoctorPresident
Jul 21, 2012
On one hand, it is always sad and worrying to see someone have the mother of all nervous breakdowns; on the other, this is why Kickstarter should have stricter regulations: Campbell is loving his customers and blaming them for it.

e. Now that I know more about Campbell long history with mental illness, I apologize for making such a stupid argument.

DoctorPresident has a new favorite as of 05:42 on Feb 28, 2014

DoctorPresident
Jul 21, 2012


Yeah dude, this is your biggest challenge, forget about the fact that you're asking for money so you can rip off some else's work.

DoctorPresident
Jul 21, 2012
Patreon: a place of the grotesque an tumblresque.

DoctorPresident
Jul 21, 2012
Finally someone is disrupting umbrellas

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1369020620/umbrella-here-light-up-your-umbrella-for-sharing

DoctorPresident
Jul 21, 2012
This is a case of taking the "The customer doesn't know what it needs" Steve Jobs' School to the extreme.

Seriously, it's okay to be innovative and all that but do some marketing research before launching your niche product.

DoctorPresident has a new favorite as of 21:53 on Sep 8, 2014

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DoctorPresident
Jul 21, 2012

Subjunctive posted:

I think this is their market research.

"Now you can be the consumer and investor!"

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