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elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

greatn posted:

There's a serious possibility the god drat Ouya will outsell the WiiU for several months.

haha You actually believe this.

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elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Astro7x posted:

Well that's I meant when I say the majority of complaints I hear are about story and cutscenes. Gameplay has its flaws, but I don't hear about that nearly as much as how out of character Samus is. And in general, I don't let that get to me if I'm enjoying the gameplay.

It seriously bothers me that the story is so bad because it distracts people from noticing that the game play is also bad.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
Reggie invented the bigfoot pizza, dumbass.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
Everyone in this thread has mental problem.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

gay skull posted:

I once took a public speaking class in college and I studied Reggie announcements and I ended up getting a D in that class

sick burn on reggie right here

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Fremry posted:


Edit: You are either trolling, are extremely short sighted, have no clue about the history of console sales, parroting crap from someone else, and/or have no business sense whatsoever.

That's this entire thread lol

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Ramadu posted:

Nintendo should go mobile imo and put mario on everything and make a pokemon mmo! Billions in profits!

I work for Wedbush Securities and declare the Wii U to be awesome!

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

AngryCaterpillar posted:

I'm guessing one of the announcements will be N64 games, and it will cost $2 for the privilege of playing them from two different menus on the same machine.



What are you doing in this thread? Because it clearly isn't "contributing".

lol.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

AngryCaterpillar posted:

Does the datestamp matter? It's pretty striking to see someone coming into a Nintendo thread on a discussion forum to state that they don't want to see any negative discussion of Nintendo, and then go onto posting in the literal Nintendo criticism thread. It illustrates that people determined only to threadshit are given a free pass in this thread now. I don't think there are any moderators left who are tolerant of the premise of this thread, and that's why this thread isn't actually being moderated any more.


AngryCaterpillar posted:

I'm not going to pretend that I'm not good at recollecting things, that would be pathetic.


What, Kewpuh? His first post in this thread (oh poo poo, here I go stalking people again!) stated that he wanted to shut this thread down and his posts since have become progressively more low content and irrelevant. This thread no longer helps people develop their opinions on the topic. This is supposed to be one of the web's best few games forums, but Louisgod is no longer a mod and he was the only one who cared if this thread was even worth reading. Just silly rear end jokes that are supposed to be funny because they're low content. So I hardly see the point.

Lmfao.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

blackguy32 posted:

I don't know. As a gamer, why are you in the thread if you don't care?

As a true gamer, I'm glad I have a female mii, so I can marry Reggie.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

greatn posted:

There's a serious possibility the god drat Ouya will outsell the WiiU for several months.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
Why the hell would anyone that in love with every FPS or indie game of the week not have a gaming pc lol

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Black Baby Goku posted:

I dunno, why don't you have a PC?

What the gently caress.........

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Kewpuh posted:

This thread has a longstanding tradition as the Nintendo CEO roleplaying table and even though its hilarious nerd poo poo to read I'm not gonna move it because people seem to like pretending they wear a business suit let them pretend in peace

lol

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Cao Ni Ma posted:

Man E3 really pumped me up for the Wii U. I cant wait till outlets are fireselling it at garbage bin prices to nab one up.

You could buy one now and get Mario Kart and a second game free, dude. Why wait to game?

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Atomicated posted:

Is there any reason I should avoid getting the $200 refurbished Wii U?

The mario kart bundle comes with 2 games a wiimote and a charging dock for the gamepad

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
I'm also sure people at Sega are pretty proud of the cool games they have made. :)

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Yaoi Mandel posted:

*thinks really hard for a half a second* No.

lol

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Yaoi Mandel posted:

*thinks really hard for a half a second* No.

Louisgod once probated me for a month for saying I didn't want to preorder Xenoblade, he is a true nintendo warrior you can trust.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

The Taint Reaper posted:

I'm not joking when I say I've spent under 20 dollars and have every single platinum game they've put out including back when they were clover.

I even have both versions of viewtiful joe 1 and 2 which cost me nothing.

wow!

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

deadwing posted:

last week I was playing Luigi u in the swamp level and some dude was calling Luigi a friend of the family on the map screen and I was like wow, rude

one time i saw mario with a giant well drawn dick in the miiverse but it was deleted pretty fast

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
miiverse rules

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

deadwing posted:

Haha look at this guy who never played link between worlds

It's funny he's more trusting of a new yoshi game than a new zelda.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

mabels big day posted:

I trust this new Yoshi game, because it actually has a good visual style.

I'm willing to believe it can be good :)

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Lumpy the Cook posted:

While I'm at it, Super Mario Sunshine was also better than either Super Mario Galaxy. Sorry.

no.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Sarchasm posted:

Tell me more about his post history, let's accumulate a lot of evidence for when we report him to a mod.

Me and you man, we're Butch and Sundance (I'm Butch).

bitch

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Yaoi Mandel posted:

the gamepad actually feels fine to play with most of the time but is not required for most games (maybe pikmin 3 but wiimote + nunchuck works with that as well). pro controller is great

They patched in touchscreen support so you can play pikmin 3 like the pikmin game in nintendoland, it feels so natural I didn't realize it was a later addition

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
names are friend codes you pick out

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

The Taint Reaper posted:

Oh right I forgot about 3d World.

Donkey Kong TF is just a poor man's rayman legends for over double the price though.

rayman fuckin sucks

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

The Taint Reaper posted:

Everything that is not 3d world or Mario Kart has had pretty middle of the road reviews.


They're all games you wait for sales when they're 10 bucks or less.

lol you constantly mention how much you buy games on sale, like price should factor into the quality of the game and if its worth playing, your time is worthless

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Yaoi Mandel posted:

reviews from professional game critics also factor in, so watch_dogs is clearly game of the year

please, watch_dogs isnt worth playing until it is under $55

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Mr.Unique-Name posted:

Not cheaper than the lovely burgers I eat!

he does not have burger price charts

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
I'm the fat guy in a flux capacitor shirt.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Austrian mook posted:

Nintendos e3 presentation was only 45 minutes long when the other 4 were like 2 hours each

And then they had 20 more hours of streaming.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
After Steel Diver: Sub Wars, I wouldn't be surprised if Splatoon ends up some form of free-to-play.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

The Taint Reaper posted:

So how long until they run out of guys and try to make 2014 versions of Candy Kong, Lanky Kong, Chunky Kong and other characters who have not appeared in a game in over a decade?


Also the one thing that bothered me about the Tropical Freeze is that they have voice actors but all they're speaking is gibberish when it's entirely possible to have characters like funky kong move their lips to form words. Like he's well animated and all but he sounds like a Japanese Edo Period Re-Enactor having a stroke. It just looks weird at this point because he's speaking in full english text in the speech bubble. I mean they spent money to hire VA's already why not just have them say full on words since they're writing those words out into a text bubble anyways.

Youre a retard

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

The Taint Reaper posted:

Donkey Kong speaks at the intro of every level. He does the chest beating and the impersonated gorilla noises.


fyi he actually is a gorilla

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
None of this matters because Captain Toad is going to be game of the year.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
Confirmed features of Captain Toad Treasure Tracker:
When it's cold out and you stand still too long, Captain Toad will shiver
If you lay on a bed, Captain Toad will take a toad nap
Toady Things




Hopeful features of Uncharted 4:
Nathan Drake dies so they can stop making those turds

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elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Suspicious Dish posted:

Tropico 5 is a good game.

who the gently caress is buying console versions of it lol

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