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xie posted:i really like the charleston solve, for the little to nothing that it's worth. it jives up very well with my personal belief on how some/most of these are solved, and i think the "on the eighth a scene where law defended..." solve is too good to ignore there. fukken goons know Xie's schedule like we're shared on his GCal, drat...
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gnarlyhotep posted:oh ho I too am not being bitchy, but rather would think it fun if people just put shovel to dirt in weird places across the US. Instead, I'd suggest that the trolls are the folks who rile up this thread and then literally go on homoerotic forest trollop tromps. But in all honesty, this thread is about UrbanSmurf; not much else matters, and that's fine and fun
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Toughy posted:Go on sorry, just meant to be some no-pressure encouragement
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Of all the threads in the history of SA, this one contains the most posts I cannot discern between serious and ironic. I sincerely wish someone here would find something.
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Has anyone considered hacking the whole system by hiring moles equipped with GoPros? Or worms may be more economical??
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Is everything you just posted for real? Or like, a cool fantasy "what if" scenario, for a fun post? Between everything Urban Smurf and your notional illuminati of dirt-digging, I've never been so confused by a thread in my life. Love it, thank you all.
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Hypothetically, could we round up all the author's family and acquaintances and waterboard info out of them? Is that wrong or
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Can we start a GoFundMe for Urban Smurf, covering the cost of plane tickets to any location and one (1) shovel, please?
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The real treasure is Urban Smurf's posts tbh
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I'm sorry I have to ask this, but is it some kind of running in-joke that nobody is just going places with shovels and putting them in the ground? All this talk of permits and earth temperature and quality - is that just some meta-joke that developed in this thread?
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RatHat posted:The casks are buried near landmarks so digging them up legally does need a permit. The other stuff is a injoke yes. But you just go there, with a shovel. At like 8pm, before it's dark. You dig a small hole, preserving the grass on top. You fill it back if you don't find poo poo. Nobody gives any fucks. So you are saying folks are Actually Serious about fearing digging? Fuuuckk
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TheChaosPath posted:Solve status: still not a noun
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Cobalt60 posted:But you just go there, with a shovel. At like 8pm, before it's dark. You dig a small hole, preserving the grass on top. You fill it back if you don't find poo poo. Nobody gives any fucks. I wrote this exact post, but emptyquoted it instead
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Premeditated Toast posted:I don't think anyone takes this three year old thread seriously anymore, Cobalt60, it's just an excuse to read/enable a bunch of rambling Urban Smurf posts. I don't agree. I have a deep and genuine hope that a goon digs up a box of trash or whatever. I would sincerely be fulfilled by that victory. Also, I enjoy Urban Smurf's posts, and all the other folks's theory-crafting.
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Urban Smurf posted:I have a dig plan in the works for a different location, but it will require some tranquilizers and heavy fog around the time of Thanksgiving. I will give you both, in that order.
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Might be cool to apply each poem to each of our backyards, via ultra-specific gardening or cat or other references.
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Urban Smurf posted:It's cool if you're just a part-time fan. I'm a full time fan, fwiw
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Can someone meet Urban Smurf in person and post a trip report, please? Anonymous is fine.
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I want to clarify that my post was about a personal interest in what Urban Smurf is "all about." In a cool way Other people posted uncool and potentially unchill thoughts. That's not me. Urban Smurf please guide this thread to victory. Of some sort.
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Serious request: can podcast guy please have Urban Smurf as a guest? Preferably a recurring segment but a single interview would be v. good.
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burnstyle posted:I reached out to him and asked. And with that post, the thread was great once again. I know it's gauche to ask a magician to reveal his secrets, but I really would love to know, like, "what's the deal with Urban Smurf."
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does the book attract the insane, or does it make folks insane? If the latter, how can it be weaponized, other than this thread?
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burnstyle posted:That rock has been moved a couple of times from what I understand. use wayback machine on google maps and you're set
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that's fun but it's less fun than an urban smurf deep-post imo
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Feb 6, 2019 06:16
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what looks like a black vase is actually a waveform of the wilhelm scream
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when you turn the image upside-down, the thing in the bottom left now reads "up" Thus, I guess it's in Darwin, Australia. Take it away boys
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Fayez Butts posted:Hey guys just clicked on this thread. Can anyone summarize up till now? Sort by Urban Smurf's posts. He basically does a summary of what everyone's thinking. It'll seem difficult to understand at first, but stick with it because it all comes together beautifully and is well worth the read.
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Lurker saying "this is cool." good luck weirdos I just wish this was progress on an old puzzle but cool anyway
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FelchTragedy posted:New Orleans break both your wrists ASAP you loving coward
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i'm the casual but child poster
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5 posts in thread 2 encoded 2 types of encoding Thread continues to deliver
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the pgp message was decoded in the other thread is says 'roswell isreal'
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Explosive Tampons posted:so was the treasure found don't be a loving twat if he didn't encode you'd have dug the spot and taken all the goddam credit we know this about you
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Joke's on you i have no friends
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yes what I've been following this thread since the start, deeply hoping things get found and also sometimes shitposting.
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I forget what the answer is but at this point why aren't people just meta-gaming the whole thing? Doesn't the deceased author have friends or family who know poo poo? Can't one of these absolute loons kidnap them or something? Seems less wacky than any single Urban Smurf post to me.
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