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Anatharon posted:



I haven't checked it out yet, so do so at your own risk.

Just a note it got flagged up immediately as malware by my antivirus (Avast), so it's likely a trojan.

VV fixed

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The soundtrack is not int the folder for the base game. Not sure if you can buy it without the game.

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Oxxidation posted:

Oh okay.

The events in Hawaii were the flashpoint for pretty much all of the series' main plotlines. The man Beard saves at the end of the Power Plant mission is Jacket, and Beard's later death in the bombing of San Francisco is what sends Jacket over the edge. The commanding officer of Beard's unit later became the founder of 50 Blessings, and the man responsible for killing the Russian and American presidents and setting off the nuking at the end. Most of the Fans can also be seen at the bar in the first Hawaii mission, and Evan is the guy who took Beard's and Jacket's photograph in the same scene.

I haven't finished the Hawaii missions (that loving powerplant), but is the guy with the scarf in fact Jake? I know the game loves reusing its assets (Alex being a white version of the Henchman's girlfriend) so I couldn't really tell.

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I will loving watch a Tarantino Hotline Miami movie if it also involves Beat Takeshi.

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It's a glitch that also makes them (sometimes) invulnerable.

The worst dog

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HORSEPORN posted:

I think it's pretty cool that you're so upset about a game you enjoyed playing that you're quoting yourself just so you can keep arguing since no one really gives two shits.

I would like to see these "fanfic revisions" (lol) from Vex because I'm sure it's gonna be loving rubbish objectively but will solve all the plot problems of the original, really!! Also zero gameplay.

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Discendo Vox posted:

Lotsa gameplay, zero random pathing enemies. There will be a level consisting entirely of spinning dogs, however.

So , a zero challenge game for scrubs.

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^^ It's Spec Ops The Line all over again!

It's worth noting that the Remix album is loving incredible, with MOON and Carpenter Brut and Scattle mixing each other's tracks and making the murder music more murderous. Hoping more people do remixes of these tracks because they are great.

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I can't stop laughing at this

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So when the level editor comes out i'm assuming someone will mod Tony into Wolverine, right.

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Improbable Lobster posted:

Thanks to the level editor we will have infinite miamis

and the inevitable five nights at freddy hotline miami crossover

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Songbearer posted:

Spinning on the spot is a secret gangster tactic that gives you 360 degrees of coverage at all times. It's really basic stuff and I'm surprised that Batman and HLM are the only games that have done their research on this topic.

Professional hitmen can go up to 900rpm and act like a buzzsaw if anyone gets nearby.

Dallas's secret technique is exactly based on this premise

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yahtzee and furries are still relevant????

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Is there a particular reason the player character in the Russian game looks like a nerdy fat goon

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Will buy if it is also priced at USD 4.20

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The soundtrack is completely not Hotline Miami but it sure is baller af

http://steamcommunity.com/app/348020/discussions/0/611701999524121907/

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Recently Bloodbath Kavkaz, a reckless Hotline Miami parody, appeared on Steam. The story about the adventures of the Caucasian Shamil in the night Moscow blew Russian Internet up (haha), and now lots of gamers are waiting to play it.

They promise Hotline Miami-style massacre, hallucinations from bad shawarma, the protagonist with 228 hat and crazy trash storyline with lots of Russian memes involved. The game is coming 4/20/2015.

So Fashion Petersburg (literal translation of the name of the site) decided to take an interview from Dagestan Technology, the developers of the game, and find out how this idea came in their mind and what can save Russian gaming industry.

WIP.

So, let's get started. How this idea came in your mind? Was it just a joke first, like "Haha, let's make something like Hotline Miami, but about Russia."?

Dev: First this was just a joke, but the idea was so serious, so we decided to make a full game.

Did you try to get to target audience?

Dev: No, just our own ideas that we liked. Of course we listen to our fans, but I don't remember that we implemented anything from fans feedback.

How is this game related to Russian politics? Or it's just a use of "actual context"? What do you think about Caucassian problem?

Dev: When we understood that we really want to be on Steam, we've cut all polical references. We really don't want to talk about it, since it's not a problem of Caucassus, it's about a corruption in our country.

So there will be no Putin telling you to kill the faithless?

Dev: It's not Putin, it's a mystery man from the protagonist's hallucinations.

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Are you afraid of getting banned by Roskomnadzor[en.wikipedia.org]?

Dev: Yes, so we did a great work to make the game politically correct. We hope that everyone will understand that it's just a game. And Roskomnadzor has more useful stuff to do (besides blocking sites for any ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reason they find - Translator)

What about an influence on kids? Aren't you afraid of some kind of gaming riot about the character?

Dev: The game is strictly 18+. And Shamil is the good guy, despite his cons. After all, he stopped being a puppet and discovered the great conspiracy that can destroy The Great Country.

Will there be any illuminati in the game?

Dev: No, instead there will be a gamemode where you kill brainless patriots.

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How did you meet each other?

Dev: First of all, Ilya (Sharafutdinov- I'll add devs' names when the translation is finished) is the main designer, programmer, etc. I wrote to him when the game came to Greenlight, because I didn't believe that he was actually doing this. We wrote each other and started working together. I am the producer and censor of the game. I also negotiated about the music in the game.

We understand shawarma and the hat, but who is Shamil? Does he have a real prototype?

Dev: No, he's just a typical Caucasian guy who wants to conquer Moscow.

Why the ending isn't oppositional or somehow accurate? Or is it a banter?

Dev: Everyone sees it in it's own way. Stupid ones see cheap clone of Hotline Miami, smarter ones see the nise postmodern project of our times. A cut of the epoch. Also, about Pelevin (famous Russian writer): there is a special ability in the game that he described in his novel "Chisla" (lit. Numbers) - Kandagar shooting. And, of course, we have the modern student jokes.

"And this is called Kandagar shooting. Some dervish is starting to spin, goes into trance, grabs the guns, raises his hands... And everything goes like a nightmare." - Viktor Pelevin, "Chisla"


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What's your opinion about the situation in the country?

Dev: We think that it's really bad and we don't want nuclear war. By the way, we wanted to do this ending, but we abandoned it since it is already in Hotline Miami 2.

The main question in Russia is about money, for the obvious reasons. How is the money involved in this? Was it someone's order?

Dev: No, this game is pure enthusiasm. We just love games and modern Russian culture. We paid only for Greenlight and engine license. Also we tried to push the game on Boomstarter (Russian Kickstarter analog), but we failed.

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Dev:

Pretty much imagining the interviewer being

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You forgot the player. Which chaotic are we??????

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Hitlers Gay Secret posted:


Or put on 200 pounds and get a snake mask and nunchaku :v:

Do this.

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Finally, the best Tony costume



http://imgur.com/gallery/7G29O

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regardless of how poo poo the game may be i really want that soundtrack of bloodline kavka

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I hope they keep that "alalalalala" scream as shown in the trailer and that early prototype

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Pls confirm if the soundtrack really Rick rolls you because lol

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Does a political figure acting as a waifu in the game sway your opinion in favour of it, Freak Futanari?

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why should you not appreciate the magnificent visage of the handsome detective pardo

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kung fury is good

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Both kung fury and blood dragon are several millions leagues better than ready player one

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Pharmaskittle posted:

Holy poo poo I know what I'm gonna make fun of someone for recommending tomorrow. That's terrible.

theres a podcast about how bad it is http://idontevenownatelevision.com/ready-player-one-w-mike-sacco

at one point the characters enter some area and the book describes it as "Rivendell, from the Lord of the Ring movies." it's not very well-written

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do you like shitposting?

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Both the first and second game have their respective good, and bad, songs

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Make undertale hotline Miami crossover

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Why won't you play my Hotline Miami AU , that's oppressive

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My memories of being shot down by countless off screen enemies are not "forgettable" you gaming history denial scum

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I will play Hondo Miami 2

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the music was also p good

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Butt Ghost posted:

Is it possible to report an entire thread?

a butt hurt butt ghost

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FactsAreUseless posted:

I've never played a Hotline Miami game but I have a quick question: why does this thread suck so hard?

Please stop posting like morons. Thank you.

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nice level. It doesn't seem to do the hum when you complete objective / killed everyone?

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