Photos from the road Mark 2: Now with required 30 minute breaks

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nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

I wish I had seen this thread earlier, there's been a trucker-shaped hole in my ~~rear end~~ heart since the last thread got closed.

Anyway, this post on the first page:

IHatePancakes posted:

Story time!

...is a bit coincidental because of this incident a few days ago. Some of the other news footage showed the "heavy equipment" to be a forklift.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2014 05:50

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 20:32

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

I can't help you with the existential question of what you should do with your life, but I'm pretty sure Schneider's training facility (or at least one of them) used to be in Ohio, dunno if it's still there.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2014 18:57

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

InterceptorV8 posted:

Oh that reminds me, my truck was the bottom of a three stack, I always get that truck. The Mexican* who drove my truck left me a fuckin' treat.

Skidmarks on my driver seat. Thank god I packed cleaning supplies.

You should have pulled the seat and shipped it to nutcup.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 08:42

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

Powershift posted:

Because he passed the drug test, but they're still something "off"

"Are you prone to having blackouts?"

_{_{_(sorry)}}

nmfree fucked around with this message at 06:49 on Oct 24, 2014

# ¿ Oct 24, 2014 06:47

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

InterceptorV8 posted:

loving get yourself a zinc boat anode Capt'n Powershift, Royal Canuck Navy.

I assumed by this point he was a Rear Admiral (Power Bottom Half).

# ¿ Oct 31, 2014 09:05

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

That is a pretty boss short bus, I gotta say.

# ¿ Dec 22, 2014 04:31

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

InterceptorV8 posted:

http://youtu.be/LyV0sWEJXP4

Add this to poo poo I won't loving be doing.

I predict primary uses of those tablets will be many, many cock pics and videos of lot lizards.

# ¿ Dec 25, 2014 01:02

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

InterceptorV8 posted:

I HAVE A ISSUE!

Is it a blow out, or is that a hairy anus?

In the case of goatse, both.

# ¿ Dec 25, 2014 04:07

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

Watch out for those bridges, I guess:

# ¿ Jan 20, 2015 05:48

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

I passed a truck yesterday (don't remember what company) that had a steer wheel either flat out bent or so out of balance (there was a visible wobble) that it made the whole tractor shake like a washing machine with a brick in it.

Needless to say, I passed him as quickly as I could, and I hope he got that fixed ASAP because :stare:

# ¿ Jan 26, 2015 04:07

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

Jared592 posted:

That trailer took it pretty well!

The multiple pallets of Faberg� Eggs, on the other hand...

# ¿ Feb 27, 2015 06:08

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

Rubber sheets are available for all bed sizes, so order one of each.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2015 21:49

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

jonathan posted:

A photo, from the road!

That is one sweet rig.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 06:46

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

InterceptorV8 posted:

And tossing full water bottles at loving idiots never gets old, right in the fuckin roof. BONG!

Do you reserve the full piss bottles for drivers you like?

# ¿ Oct 31, 2015 02:50

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

jonathan posted:

timg]http://i.imgur.com/k1Wmvfy.jpg[/timg]

That ain't no swift truck!

BART
Ah, jeez. Milhouse, how could you let this happen? You were supposed to be the night watchman.

MILHOUSE
I was watchin'. I saw the whole thing. First it started falling over, then it fell over.

Powershift posted:

Well, it's parked like one.

# ¿ Feb 16, 2016 09:40

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

Tubesock Holocaust posted:

http://i.imgur.com/apvNF2P.gifv

# ¿ Jun 6, 2016 22:02

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

# ¿ Jun 10, 2016 00:19

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

# ¿ Jun 17, 2016 19:19

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

Terrible Robot posted:

Jesus loving christ

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 20:32

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

Kilonum posted:

Sure wish I finished training

# ¿ Jul 2, 2017 03:07

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