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Raerlynn posted:I feel like I already know the answer to this, but why did you not test your update statement in development? Real IT pros test in prod. (which I'm pretty sure one of my old companies did)
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2017 16:22 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 15:23 |
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DigitalRaven posted:Everyone has a test environment. Some poor fucks work in places that call it "production". Well yeah. My old job had a fuckload of problems though that wasn't limited to a very close connection between prod and test though to the point where it was a tad blurry.
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2017 16:27 |
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Friendly reminder that BCBS has been really, really bad with protecting its data and has paid out millions for HIPAA violations.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2017 06:11 |
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GnarlyCharlie4u posted:Ticket time! How high up on the totem pole is this guy? This is important info.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2017 19:45 |
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GnarlyCharlie4u posted:Deputy Director of another organization that happens to need access to our ERP system. if there isn't a law/idiom/whatever that says "The higher someone is in a company, the less they understand about tech", there should be. Something to that effect.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2017 20:01 |
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GnarlyCharlie4u posted:I Let me guess, your idea?
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2017 15:42 |
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Deuce posted:Now, I'm not a professional IT guy like most of you, so I don't know how it's done in "the biz," but my personal rule is that if a device was ever on fire you should just replace it. This goes double for devices that carry enough current to kill you. Never underestimate how cheap some people are. Or "I CAN FIX THIS, I SWEAR" types.
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2017 16:17 |
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spog posted:Are you going to turn away a grieving widow, you heartless bastards? Yes.
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2017 17:29 |
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I think the issue is people see a problem, ignore it until it either A. gets too annoying, or B. gets to the point where no work is getting done.
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2017 14:55 |
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uPen posted:A ticket came in: please tell me the end result was
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2017 04:45 |
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DizzyBum posted:An AWS outage came in. As long as AWS has been around, I've been very... skeptical about it. Mostly because it's a MASSIVE single point of failure. Cheap sure, but given how much of the internet relies on it? Yeah...
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2017 16:56 |
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Eschatos posted:Be careful, the hunger for more monitors only grows. I've been wondering about mounting two more monitors above the three I've already got. I have two monitors, and sometimes I wish I had three at home.
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2017 15:35 |
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Bigass Moth posted:Anyone ever actually used a Kensington Lock? Sort of? At my old job my laptop had to be either A. physically secured or B. on my person at all times. Then again, health insurance and HIPAA.
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2017 16:37 |
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As someone who is more on the programmer side of things, how long would setting up SCCM take in an average case (if such a thing exists).
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2017 18:58 |
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The grossest stuff is the inside of a smoker's computer.
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2017 18:35 |
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mewse posted:I usually end up screaming gently caress after getting off the phone with an imbecile. While the line is open I am impeccably polite that is me with my customers at my current job
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2017 03:11 |
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Knormal posted:You mean... A cricket came in?
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2017 21:30 |
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Dick Trauma posted:I have come to accept that most of my humor would now be categorized as Dad Jokes. I came to that conclusion years ago and have fully embraced it.
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2017 22:09 |
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Mo_Steel posted:Cricket closed: Cold boot solved the issue.
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2017 19:06 |
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Ok, there's a clear lie here. "nothing" was not selected for breakfast.
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 03:53 |
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tactlessbastard posted:Cross posting from PYF: I originally posted that in AI
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 21:36 |
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tactlessbastard posted:Sorry It's ok
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2017 04:37 |
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ConfusedUs posted:To be fair, unless it has an internal combustion engine, smoke should not be coming out of any device. Even if there's not an open flame, smoke is the result of something burning! What about external combustion engines? Snark aside, I think possibly a surge on one of the wires caused it to fry? I don't know, weird that that happened.
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2017 16:08 |
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Thanks Ants posted:But enough about Honda's F1 efforts
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2017 16:31 |
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Chunjee posted:I'm the size 72 font in a workplace e-mail. Let me guess, "EXTREMELY URGENT"?
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2017 17:11 |
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You could have also posted a Ferrari you know.
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2017 19:22 |
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Avenging_Mikon posted:We enacted a new password policy today and expired everyone's passwords for everything. How many phone calls have you received so far?
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2017 18:22 |
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https://i.imgur.com/zfmYMiq.gifv
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2017 15:24 |
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Renegret posted:So because of this post: So everything is on fire isn't it.
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2017 17:35 |
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Dick Trauma posted:I'm unqualified for all sorts of things and people keep giving me jobs! Maybe you should run for president then.
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2017 17:30 |
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2017 18:44 |
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Unfortunately. It's rebranded as VB.net now but it's still the same VB we all know and hate.
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2017 22:52 |
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Potato Salad posted:Why didn't we just increase the size of v4 address, anyway? Probably to address (pun not intended) any other shortcomings in IPv4.
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2017 14:27 |
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What are ports 389 and 636 usually used for?
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2017 03:55 |
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Proteus Jones posted:LDAP and LDAP over SSL/TLS So in other words, the response should be "hahahah no. You moron."
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2017 04:12 |
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fishmech posted:The proper response to unwarranted photoshop requests is to say "sure here's a sample of my work" and give em the ol:
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2017 21:33 |
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Fortis posted:The COO has asked us to report on the industry best practices for "evaluating the fitness of backup tapes." When presented with evidence that no such best practice exists, he insulted my team and demanded a "more competently done" report. He also clarified that he wants to know the industry best practices for evaluating the fitness of individual backup tapes. That's 20 bucks too much, don't you know?
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2017 18:22 |
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Judge Schnoopy posted:Staff at my organization are constantly vying to be at the end of the tech support line. They know I'm busy and are so loving cool and laid back about it, nearly 80% of requests come in with a note of "This is absolutely not important please don't interrupt anything you're doing, we're cool if you want to address this in a week or two whenever you have time." I'm a server. One of my biggest pet peeves is people complaining about drinks being low when I'm running around like mad. I'd love to have customers regularly who were "When you have a moment" when I'm running around because I'm the only server and the place is packed.
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2017 20:52 |
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Judge Schnoopy posted:This has a totally different context in this thread. I do have 100% uptime! Haven't missed a day yet.
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2017 21:05 |
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freeedr posted:Hot or knot Fixed that for you.
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